SNCA:Native Americans

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>Land blacked or something

Massjak as a Native American

Native Americans, also referred to as Indians, Redskins, Kansas City Chiefs, or the Bad Half Of A Beaner^[Marge...], are a nearly dead race of Asiatic Mongoloid peoples that inhabited the Americas before the modern African, European, and Jewish colonization of the land. They had no written language until VERY recently (except for the Mesoamericans), and had not achieved much aside from a few unique methods of shelter building and primitive forms of medicine and first-aid, which to give them credit, is FAR more than what niggers had at the time. Native American culture is also, to their credit, more developed than African culture, as they had extravagant dancing ceremonies, exotic costumes, and smoked Tobacco before France even existed. They also sacrificed people and got shitfaced on peyote, though. They are still very primitive to this day, having descended from the primitive Indigenous Siberians from the Siberian taiga.

They are best known for the literal thousands of times they were raped by Europeans (<- With help from literal hundreds of thousands of allied Natives geg.) , such as the many broken land deals struck between them and the trail of tears, but did have the Comanche to make them look at least somewhat cool^{[evdoe other injuns hated them]}.

They are ALSO best known for being the whiniest, yet most egotistical faggots to ever grace the earth, simultaneously complaining that dem Yakubian Wypipo outsmarted them literal hundreds of times, but then lying about having invented things before them. Even though they are the first ones to be in American soil instead of Amerimutts and Aryan immigrants.

They're responsible for creating Mestizos after the Spanish conquistadors mixed (<- Raping) with Native women (what braniggers call "based racemixing colonizer with his hot indigenous wife o algo"), unlike in the US and Canada where they all either died of smallpox or were forced to go to residential schools to abandon their native culture. In fact, many Mestizos owe maternal lineages straight to them.

Types of Natives

Native Americans extend through an entire continent, from the Arctic coastline, to the southern cone of Argentina, so there are a gorillion different yellow-skinny or red-skinny Asian ethnicities depending on where they live. Most of these are SNCA tribes that just roamed around the fields hunting buffalo with a bow and arrow, a few managed to make relatively big civilizations though. Even fewer made civilizations worth remembering.

Eskimos

Eskimos (also known as Inuits) are the Natives from Canada, Alaska and Greenland near the North Pole, they are best known for living in igloos, having thrembillion words for snow and clubbing seals. They did almost nothing throughout history because they can't do much in the snow. And plus, they are most related to Indigenous Siberians.

Cherokees

>Yeah, I'm 1/64th Cherokee, I drive a Cherokee every day or something

The Cherokees are the largest Native group in the United States, mostly living in the state of Oklahoma. ᎢᎻᎬᎩ ᎪᏞᏚᎤ ᏂᎯᏉᏋ ᎢᎻᎬᏆᎡ ᏫᎳᏁ ᎪᏞᏢᎻᎪᏴᎬᎢ.

Iroquois

The Iroquois (or Haudenosaunee) Confederacy was the union of five Native tribes (the Mohawk, Onondaga, Oneida, Caguya and Seneca) in modern day New York. They had their own constitution called the "Great Law of Peace" that included things like peace between the tribes that used to be at war with each other and equal rights for women (oh my heckin female empowerment, the natives were sooooo progressive). The American constitution was partially inspired by the Great Law of Peace. During the War of 1812, the Confederacy ceased to exist and no one has heard of the tribes after that.

Chickasaw

Chickasaw are another native people and one of the "five civilized" tribes, the Chickasaw were known for keeping niggers as slaves.

Navajos

A taiga people who migrated from the Rocky Mountains of northern Canada to the desert of the southwestern US. The Navajo have the largest territory of the native americans in the U.S. soil. Best known for selling cheap turquoise jewelry to white tourists, as well as using their gibberish language as a Jap-btfoing secret code in World War II.

Seminoles

Originated in the 1700's as a mixture of several different tribes, including niggers that escaped from their native plantations.

Nahuas

The Nahuas are the ones that had the Aztec Empire, known as the Mexica Triple Alliance (where Mexico gets its name from), and did all the human sacrifice shit. Their Language (Nahuatl) is where words like chocolate, tomato, axolotl and coyote come from.They are one of the most civilized of the Natives.

They are probably the maternal ancestors of Mexicans and Salvadorans as the Pipil people.

Mayans

Not to be confused with the Aztecs or the character from Ongezellig, they were a separate civilization, they had astronomy and calendars n sheit, and they also had their own alpahbet before the Spanish arrived, and are another of the most civilized natives.

There are a lot of different Mayan peoples rather than just one uniform tribe, like the K'iche of Guatemala, Tzotzil of Chiapas, Poqomam of El Salvador and Guatemala etc.

The Tzotzil of Chiapas are like the modern day Mapuche, being anarkiddies rather than actual socialists.

Quechuas

Quechuas wuz the Inca Empire and built Machu Picchu n sheit, llamas, pan flutes, colored winter hats and shaman stuff.

Amazonians

Also called Amerind Niggers, they're the Native people living in the Amazon rainforest in Brazil, only relevant because their home is on fire which means they're mostly extinct. According to Futurama, anyone that visits their tribe dies of snu snu but this is obviously fictional.

One weird tribe living in the Amazon are the Pirahã, a group so isolated and underdeveloped their language doesn't even have words for numbers or colors. This made them notable among Reddit linguists because it forms a debate about linguistic relativism, an also for being one of those "difficult languages with weird features" like Icelandic, Welsh, Basque and Finnish.

Another notable tribe are the Guarani, who became the dominant native group in Paraguay, where their language is co-official with Spanish.

Mapuches

The Mapuches are the Native people living in southern Chile and Argentina. Their only achievement was being one of the few groups that kicked the Spanish out when they first arrived evendoe they were later colonized as well. Nowadays they're a bunch of commie terrorists jealous of da evil white racist Chileans or something.

See also

• Mexico (genetically related) (<- Partially, most Mexicans are Mestizos, which are genetically separate from Indios)
• India (you will NOT call them Indian)
• Asians (genetically related)
• Your Favorite Martian, Ray William Johnson is a native btw if that matters.