SNCA:Native Americans

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Massjak as a Native American

Native Americans, also referred to as Redskins, Kansas City Chiefs, or the Bad Half Of A Beaner^[Marge...], are a nearly dead race of Asiatic Mongoloid peoples that inhabited the Americas before the modern African, European, and Jewish colonization of the land. They had no written language until VERY recently (except for the Mesoamericans), and had not achieved much aside from a few unique methods of shelter building and primitive forms of medicine and first-aid, which to give them credit, is FAR more than what niggers had at the time. Native American culture is also, to their credit, more developed than African culture, as they had extravagant dancing ceremonies, exotic costumes, and smoked Tobacco before France even existed. They also sacrificed babies and got shitfaced on peyote, though. They are still very primitive to this day.

They are best known for the literal thousands of times they were raped by Europeans, such as the many broken land deals struck between them and the trail of tears, but did have the Comanche to make them look at least somewhat cool^{[evdoe other injuns hated them]}.

They are ALSO best known for being the whiniest, yet most egotistical faggots to ever grace the earth, simultaneously complaining that dem Yakubian Wypipo outsmarted them literal hundreds of times, but then lying about having invented things before them. Even though they are the first ones to be in American soil instead of Amerimutts and Aryan immigrants.

They're responsible for creating Mestizos after the Spanish conquistadors mixed with Native women (what braniggers call "based racemixing colonizers o algo"), unlike in the US and Canada where they all died of smallpox.

Types of Natives

Native Americans extend through an entire continent, from the Arctic coastline, to the southern cone of Argentina, so there are a gorillion different ethnicities depending on where they live. Most of these are SNCA tribes that just roamed around the fields hunting buffalo with a bow and arrow, a few managed to make relatively big civilizations though.

Eskimos

Eskimos (also known as Inuits) are the Natives from Canada, Alaska and Greenland near the North Pole, they are best known for living in igloos and clubbing seals. They did almost nothing throughout history because they can't do much in the snow. And plus, they are most related to Indigenous Siberians.

Cherokees

>Yeah, I'm 1/64th Cherokee, I drive a Cherokee every day or something

The Cherokees are the largest Native group in the United States, mostly living in the state of Oklahoma. ᎢᎻᎬᎩ ᎪᏞᏚᎤ ᏂᎯᏉᏋ ᎢᎻᎬᏆᎡ ᏫᎳᏁ ᎪᏞᏢᎻᎪᏴᎬᎢ.

Chickasaw

Chickasaw are another native people and one of the "five civilized" tribes, the Chickasaw were known for keeping niggers as slaves.

Nahuas

The Nahuas are the ones that had the Aztec Empire and did all the human sacrifice shit. Their Language (Nahuatl) is where words like chocolate, tomato, axolotl and coyote come from. They are probably one of the more civilized ones.

They are probably the maternal ancestors of Mexicans and some Central Americans.

Mayans

Not to be confused with the Aztecs or the character from Ongezellig, they were a separate civilization, they had astronomy and calendars n sheit, and they also had their own alpahbet before the Spanish arrived.

Quechuas

Quechuas wuz the Inca Empire and built Machu Picchu n sheit, llamas, pan flutes, colored winter hats and shaman stuff.

Amazonians

Also called Amerind Niggers, they're the Native people in the Amazon rainforest in Brazil, only relevant because their home is on fire which means they're mostly extinct.

One weird tribe living in the Amazon are the Pirahã, a group so isolated and underdeveloped their language doesn't even have words for numbers or colors. This made them notable among Reddit linguists since it's one of those "difficult languages with weird features" like Icelandic, Welsh, Basque and Finnish.

Mapuches

The Mapuches are the Native people living in southern Chile and Argentina. Their only achievement was kickin out the Spanish at first evendoe they were later colonized as well. Nowadays they're a bunch of commie terrorists jealous of da evil white racist Chileans or something.

See also

• Mexico (genetically related)
• India
• Asians (genetically related)
• Your Favorite Martian, Ray William Johnson is a native btw if that matters.