Garfield 'blox raid

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Garfield 'blox raid was a Sharty winraid.

Reason for victory: 'blox faggots just admitted it

Garfield 'blox raid
DateJune 29, 2024
Location
Roblox
Result CordTALKS victory
Belligerents

Soyteens

/raid/

Supported by:

Israeli Defense Force

Garfield

Granny

Caseoh

SkibidiARYANS

Gooners

FPEniggers

Supported by:

Der 'Cord Groomers

Jartycucks

Palestinian Hamas Warriors
Commanders and leaders
CobsonTALKs Arthur019071
Strength

30 Soyteens

10 Israeli Defense Force agents

10 Room Nukers

10 gooners

8 Discord ERPers (all male btw)

2 FPEniggers
Casualties and losses
None

Dozens of gooners and FPEniggers ACKed

Total Palestinian Death achieved


On June 29, 2024, around 40 soyteens[1] began a raid on multiple +18 Roblox games that were populated by gooners, Palestine's strongest warriors, FPEniggers, and der 'cord groomers. The raid was led by CobsonTALKS, a JewTube Shorts Sharty content creator who started the raid during a Clash Royale livestream. The raid lasted about 2 hours and resulted in a total Sharty victory after a VIP (someone who spent actual money on a roblox ERP game GEG) was forced to say that the Sharty won and Cobson would always be a gem in chat.

First Attack[edit | edit source]

The first game that was chosen to be raided was really sussy hangout game, a depraved game designed to bring in children for 'cordpedos to have e-sex with. Raiders followed CobsonTALKS into the game and used signs to spread messages such as "TND", "TGD", and "HWABAG". The raiders proceeded to take over the bed and showers that were being used to have Roblox sex. The raid was relatively quick due to the low player count and the fact that the game was shit but was still a victory nonetheless because soyteens were able to break up multiple grooming sessions and BTFO a majority of the server.

Second Attack[edit | edit source]

The second game that was raided was 🍇 Hangout | Vibe Place🍇 due to the grape emojis in the name implying that there was rape in a game targeted towards users 9+. A large number of soyteens followed CobsonTALKS into the biggest server in the game and discovered that the game was a hive of gooners with fat fetish, FPE, or hypersexualized avatars. The game had lots of rooms, many of which had beds or showers which were being used for e-sex. Raiders first flooded the showers while performing gangnam style and found that the FPEnigger belladelisha2 had changed their avatar to include a Palestinian flag. To counter this, a majority of the raiders began equipping Israeli flags and cosmetics and spammed that "Israel won/Palestine lost". During the Israelspam, DJ Israel appeared and began playing Gem Cobbity and other soy music.

The raid would continue progressing until a soyteen discovered a cosmetic glitch that made them an incredibly large version of the Granny from Granny, an A24 bone-chilling spine-tingling slow-burn horror gemerald made in Hyperborea. More techniques would be found to maximize avatar size and make the game unplayable for the gooners, such as the Giant Caseoh cosmetic and the Oinan Thickhoof torso. The giant Garfield was found to take up the most space, and with the right combination of accessories it could take up entire rooms. The amount of giant Garfields, Grannies, and Israeli flags got to the point where visibility was almost impossible and FPS began to noticably drop. The gooners began to lose hope, and the efforts of the 40+ soyteens culminated when the VIPs admitted defeat to the Sharty.

Victory[edit | edit source]

Total Sharty Victory was announced after VIP Arthur019071 said in chat that "THEY WON". Following this, he begged the soyteens for the raid to end and was forced to say "cobson will always be a gem" as well as "sub to CobsonTALKS"[1] in an announcement to the entire server. The raid ended soon after CobsonTALK's livestream ended.

GOONERS LOST.

'CORD LOST.

FPE LOST.

PALESTINE LOST.

SHARTY WON.

GARFIELD WON.

GRANNY WON.

ISRAEL WON.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • Glistening gemerald created by a soyteen on the /raid/ thread[2]
    Glistening gemerald created by a soyteen on the /raid/ thread[2]
  • The historic moment Arthur admitted defeat and caused a Total Sharty Victory.
    The historic moment Arthur admitted defeat and caused a Total Sharty Victory.
  • Palestine's strongest warrior
    Palestine's strongest warrior
  • DJ Israel makes a surprise appearance[3]
    DJ Israel makes a surprise appearance[3]
  • Arthur/DaRealGuest613 (the VIP) admits the TRVTH
    Arthur/DaRealGuest613 (the VIP) admits the TRVTH
  • Arthur announces "SUB TO COSTONTALKS" to the whole server
    Arthur announces "SUB TO COSTONTALKS" to the whole server
  • The biggest Garfield created during the raid
    The biggest Garfield created during the raid
  • The peak of Grannynuking
    The peak of Grannynuking
  • GOON_FISHING LOST
    GOON_FISHING LOST
  • Praise Israel!
    Praise Israel!

Citations

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGwZ1n_dexg
  2. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/raid/thread/133827#p133839
  3. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7722505#p7722505


Other Links[edit | edit source]

https://web.archive.org/web/20240701035753/https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7722505#p7722505: /Soy/ deleted thread archive

https://www.youtube.com/@CobsonTALKS: CobsonTALKS' JewTube channel


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