Pride 2025

THESE SUPERCUCKS ARE HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOTS! These individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

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Some of these people are trans, obviously, if that matters

🤣 Rest in piss, Pride 2025 🤣 Smoking that Pride 2025 pack tonight.💯

>	Bow down to me my valid creations.	<
Patient Zero

Pride 2025 was coal.

>noooo gaysex doesn't give you aids more than vaginasex it just got assigned to gay men at random like all stereotypes

Pride 2025 was an event run by Quote that started on June 1, 2025 and ended the next day. The site's theme and favicon were changed for pride month. Memeflags for different sexual orientations were added and made mandatory. Alongside this, the board /lgbt/ was added and /b/ was locked.

Overview

The event began on June 1, 2025 at 08:35:28 UTC, with a post presumably made by Dr. Soystein (probably Quote) announcing the closure of /b/ and the re-opening^[Marge...] of /lgbt/. Around the same time, the pride theme was added and was made the default theme. Within the same post, an "outbreak of HIV" was announced, and the users who contracted it had their name changed to Patient-(Numbers). The exact circumstances that lead to an infection are unknown, however, Mustard has said there is a 70% chance of a user contracting HIV upon making a post. Most teens believe that being replied to by a patient is what leads to infection. Around 4,000 users estimated to have contracted HIV during the event.

Doctors and nurses

The Doctor and Nurses were randomly chosen people with the ability to cure an HIV patient or give them a booster shot. No one knows for sure what's the difference but both had a very large tranny population.

At around 10 PM UTC on the same day, a "vaccine" for HIV was added and numerous doctors began administering it on the Sharty. Doctors, who are selected via an unknown process (THERE WAS A SINGULAR DOCTOR WHO WAS VERY ADEPT AT SAMEFAGGING. HE WAS SELECTED BY THE CIA AFTER (((OPERATION WARPSPEED))). THEY NEVER INTENDED FOR THERE TO BE A DOCTOR, AND IT WAS ADMITTED BY THE ANGRY CONDIMENT THAT VACCINES WERE AN "on a whim idea". THE CIA WAS TRACKING THE DOCTOR'S POSTS BEFORE HE WAS RECRUITED BY THE CDC. THERE IS AN FDL SATELLITE OVER HIS HOUSE.), are able to remove HIV from a user, thereby administering a "vaccine". A "booster shot" must also be administered within a set period of time from the initial "dosage". Do NOT get jabbed. You will be chipped and your brainwaves will be controlled. From my observations it seems the vaccine takes 5 extra minutes to wear off every time you've been jabbed so be careful. Take the poke, bigot.

Apparently to vaccinate someone they need to say "Get vaxxed" although it could be by just replying. Vaxxed people would get #IGOTVACCINATED 🥳💉🫃🏿 next to their name.

Notable 'Happenings

Some 'teens got banned for homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, and antisemitism. Several new memes have arose during this event, including hanging straightjaks. Straights and trannies fight in multiple threads. After the development of the vaccine, quarantine threads were made for the vaccinated.

Notable patients

• 000 was patient zero and a randomly chosen user, when asked if xe is Quote, xe answered,"My namea jeff", xe also replies on random threads from time to time.
• 00Ϫ was kuz ximself! You will NOT investigate.
• 068 was CobsonTALKS^{[He just is, ok?]}
• 132 was Mustard. He sticked a thread on /lgbt/
• 200 was allegedly exposed as a pedophile on June 1.
• 282 was LORD FAVCI himself.
• 333 was jimbo aka vivo allegedly.
• 1868 was Gold.