Second /nate/ War

The Second /nate/ War
	Part of /nate/ skirmishes & Great Cuckset
	; The /nate/ War memorial
Date	April 2025 - July 23 2025 1st Conflict: April 21 - May 12 2025 2nd Conflict: June 2025 - July 23 2025
Location	/nate/
Result	Overall: TOTAL AGDS VICTORY /Nate/ deleted by quote, with no intention of bringing it back.; ; 1st Conflict: Anti-Gooner Death Squad (AGDS) Victory Gooner threads continuously slid to the bottom of the 80 page catty; Nate gets temporarily locked; Every porn thread got supersaged; Never goon or something; The order was restored by Trvmp; TGD was achieved once more.; 2nd Conflict Anti-Gooner Death Squad (AGDS) Victory /nate/ is nuked completely, url 404s; Some namefag being 'oxed; TGD fully achieved on the Sharty;
Belligerents
Gooner Forces (GF)	Anti-Gooner Death Squad (AGDS)
Commanders and leaders
1st Conflict: Coomers and fags; 2nd Conflict: Femboy furnigger gooners	1st Conflict: Dan Chud; 2nd Conflict Occasional SNCA spammers
	Third Party Actors Quote Limeade
Strength
6-7 Gooners	1st Conflict Anti-Gooner Death Squad 2nd Conflict Several Soyteens Anti-Gooner Death Squad
Casualties and losses
1st Conflict: Gooners seethe to the point of calling in Jannies. Every porn thread during the conflict was saged by the (AGDS) 2nd Conflict: /nate/ being nuked by (presumably) Limeade	1st Conflict NeverGoon and Dan gets banned from posting on /nate/ (dont worry doe its only a one day ban) because of spamming geg. 2nd Conflict Soyteens celebrating the destruction of /nate/
	Admins get criticized by both sides depending on which side their actions benefit

>Though maybe you were looking for the first /nate/ war?

Second /nate/ War was a gem.

The Second /nate/ War, aka the /nate/ Conflict of 2025 is a continued series of skirmishes among users of the infamous /nate/. It involves two conflicts where anti-gooners brawled it out with the gooners of /nate/, through necrobumps and catty wiping.

The conflict is a continuation of the Great /nate/ War of early 2024 and the Dust War. It's also a part of the Great Cuckset and the Tranimassacre.

Prelude[edit | edit source]

After the great /nate/ War and the subsequent Dust War, conflicts were thought to have ceased, with /nate/ becoming a dnb. This result persisted throughout the rest of 2024.

In 2025, the Great Cuckset caused a horde of 4cuck immigrants to flock to /nate/, with Froot's administration accomodating them with 80 pages on /nate/. This sparked an active conflict.

First Conflict[edit | edit source]

On April 21th 2025, what started as a Trvmp spam, turned into a full on catty wiping by AGDS (Anti-Gooner Death Squad). Any new thread, which included porn was completely saged, not giving it a chance to appear. Soon there started to be Never Goon Minion spam, Chud spam, trying to make /nate/ into Dan board, and oh yeah, White Square Spammer came back. The spam has gotten to the point of calling in jannies, which resulted in two teens being banned (NeverGoon and Dan) for spam btw.

This was a light hearted spam which thankfully didn't involve gore.

This conflict resulted in the 250000 GET for Trvmp.^[1]

On May 12th, /nate/ was reduced to a single thread that could be replaced every 15 minutes. This made further conflict impossible to conduct. /nate/ was already dead by this time, due to 4cuck immigrants returning, therefore the conflict might've ended sooner.

Second Conflict[edit | edit source]

During summer 2025, /nate/ was reverted back to 5 pages for some reason and started getting recolonized by all kinds of undesirables, but out of the greasy swarthoid clump of gooners the gay furry femboy porn posters became the most prominent. This caused an immediate reaction from soyteens, who started recurring incursions into /nate/ with the goal of making keeping gooner threads afloat impossible for AIDS victims. Unfortunately, during this conflict the furfaggots became considerably more persistent and autistic, negrobumping their threads for up to 12 hours at a time.^[2]

Quotist Conspiracy[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

The persistence on keeping a containment board and even expanding it back to 5 pages has caused some soyteens to believe that soyjak.party staff or even Quote are among the regular /nate/ posters, which is why all this pandering occurs. Another factor of such theories arising is the constant banning of /nate/ catty wipers for so-called "botting", with no proof of it ever taking place being provided. Whether this is true or not, the state of /nate/ during the conflict has diminished Quote's public perception even further, with frequent threads appearing on /soy/ with unanswered calls to delete the board entirely. Some of these threads even had furfags post borderline porn in them unpunished.