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slopjak.party
But it is slowing down drastically, which may lead to it being OVER.
slopjak.party, also known as The Sloppy or by its domain slopjak.site, and formerly slopjak.ct.ws, or the Slotty, is an imageboard website running on vichan primarily dedicated to the creation and posting of Slopjaks. It can be considered a slopjak-themed splinter/spinoff of soyjak.party.
The splinter was first shilled on soyjak.party itself[a], and then on the Sneedy[1]. The splinter was originally created as a sharty bunker on January 28th, 2026
The site is owned by an individual named Sloot. He said he created it on the 28th because he thought Quote was actually going to shut down soyjak.party.
The actual slopjak.party domain, which is unrelated to this site, was created on 2024-06-10 and will expire on 2026-06-10, and shows a Namecheap WHOIS verification error for most (if not all) of its existence.
History[edit | edit source]
.ct.ws era[edit | edit source]
The site was created on January 28th, 2026, but was only first advertised on January 29th. At first the website's domain was slopjak.ct.ws and it was hosted on InfinityFree. OldGOD slopteens made some OC and someone tried to force the ancient cockmongler meme, making it the first exhibit of sloppy culture. It's userbase kept getting buckbroken by the throttle filter. Most of its userbase came either from a 4/pol/ thread where the sloppy was advertised or from a couple of mentions in other splinters. A wiki opened on the same day. About 9 users signed up.
The Slopocalypse[edit | edit source]
On February 1st (or January 31st if you are an amerimutt), after some frognigger (who may or may not be Quote) spammed actual 'p, the splinter got DDOSed, possibly by Quote, and subsequently was shut down.
The Sneedy became a bunker for the Sloppy, and Sloot has said he had plans to bring the site back up under a different domain with his own VPS. The Wiki also was closed in this time due to the MediaWiki extension also exceeding limits.
On February 2nd, it came back up as a temporary textboard. The Sloppy Wiki also came back up on the same day.
On February 7, 2026, Sloot bought a new domain and bought the site back up. VVE WQN, AND THE SLOPPY IS BACK.
.site era[edit | edit source]
After this, Sloot hires more janitors, some slopduels happen and some more people join.
February 22, 2026: An unironic foodist nicknamed the ESL Shemmy Pedo starts defending DNB in a /slop/ thread and gets the 666 GET before getting banned immediately for using a pedophilic dogwhistle. He starts ban evading and he gets 'jakked a few minutes later.
February 27, 2026: The 2nd janitor turns out to be a 'gram failtroll, and he gets demoted.
February 28, 2026: The site turns a month old.
March 8, 2026: /slop/ surpasses /soy/ in post count, making it the main board of the site.
March 18, 2026: The sloppy goes temporarily down.
March 20, 2026: The sloppy comes back online.
April 16, 2026: Someboard, another splinter, is taken down by an imageboard named (((Bobistan))), this leads to someboard immigrants coming to the Sloppy and reviving it a bit. A new site theme is added for /slop/ that makes the site look like a slopjak.
April 18, 2026: The Sloppy raids a Reddit clone named Threddit and sucessfully manages to flood the front page with site shills. This was the first ever raid conducted by the Sloppy. [2] [3]
Boards[edit | edit source]
/slop/ - Slopjaks[edit | edit source]
- This board is for slopjaks. Any thread OP on this board that doesn't include a slopjak or something similar to one is deleted.
/soy/- Random[edit | edit source]
- This board has no specific topic and NAS (not a slop) is allowed.
/htsm/ - The Coal Mines[edit | edit source]
/soy/ but they allow porn and gore
This board is only listed on the topbar and not on the front page so it can be considered a hidden board. The board is experimental and may be removed.
Hidden boards[edit | edit source]
/tb/- Testing Board[edit | edit source]
- This board was created by Sloot for testing new features and it has the sloppy wiki's image request thread.
Former boards[edit | edit source]
/b/- Random[edit | edit source]
This board was for testing if MPA works on the nusloppy, and it does! Eventually it was deleted because /soy/ is already a random board.
GETs[edit | edit source]
/slop/[edit | edit source]
- 200th GET - Allegedly, there was the 200th GET claimed by the Cockmongler variant forcer, but the jannies deleted it due to it not being a slopjak. If you have any archives or any pictures taken of the thread, please put it here.
/soy/[edit | edit source]
- 1 - sloot explains the board
- 200 - the throttle won[4]
- 900 - pepe wastes the GET
- 999 - Sneakers O'Toole recites the sloppy's homepage
- 1000 - oh my fauci!
- 1110 - pepe asking if jelquing works
/htsm/[edit | edit source]
- 1 - moderator announcing the board
- 10 - namefagging[5]
- 100 - shemmyposter stole it then immediately was banned
Snopes
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0131-1159-05/https://sneed.95.fyi:443/b/res/3860.html https://archive.ph/wip/Upahm
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/S0XbP
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0419-1349-30/https://threddit.pro:443/
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0201-0710-56/https://slopjak.ct.ws:443/soy/res/200.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/bcIT1
Notes
- ↑ It was deleted by jannies after.
