The Experts

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Really well meme'd my friend!

The Experts are related to ze Great ResetEat every bug (You) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.

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"agenda The Experts vill be unfurled"

Mazel tov! The Experts are Kosher!This article is about (((God's chosen people))).
Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.

The Experts are highly qualified doctors and scientists the priests of Science™. They are the general arbiters of Fact; with their word, there is no need for the scientific method or anything like that. They know better than the peasants such as (You). You VILL obey their every order, und (You) VILL not question their regards and decision. Examples of fields of soyence which you shall not question are Psychology, BBCiology, Pharmacology for le meds and physics like Niel deBrap Tyson or some shitfart like that yeah.

To reiterate, le Experts know more than you and have years of education that you simply cannot negate with your puny mind. Don't even try, CHUD.

Experts are either pseudo-intellectuals who spout the status quo or actual high-IQ people like Ashkenazi Jews, although the latter usually lie and deceive goyim.

Why should (YOU) Trust the Experts?

Because you just should...?

>Why would you even ask that in the first place? What are You, a chud?

Notable Experts

• Klaus Schwab (probably the most esteemed and powerful Thinker and Expert)
• Dr. Fauci
• Dr. Soystein
• Dr. Soyberg
• Sir David Attenborough
• Piccolo
• The mega-advanced-hypercomputer-algo-rithm
• Snopes
• Karl Marx (albeit from the grave)
• Einstein
• BBC Spade Queen
• Me
• Josef Mengele
• Shiro Ishii

Relationship with Soyjaks

Soyjaks have an over-dependency on science, except for when it counts. Soyjaks commonly say things like:

>errm... would you maybe trust the heckin' experts?

This behavior became rampant during the pandemic, when the fearmongering was at its highest.

THE TRUTH

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

THE EXPERTS WANT TO TURN YOU INTO MINDLESS SEX SLAVES TO FUEL THE ELITES TO TURN THEM INTO GODLIKE BEINGS TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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