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Revision as of 16:39, 13 July 2026
Cookie Run is the bone-chilling, genre-redefining A24 slowburn kino endless runner about sentient gingerbread cookies escaping from the oven or something, it was made by some SNCA gook studio known as Devsisters in the late 2000s. There are considerably 4 main games, the rest are a DnB. The gacha(gambling) system if also one of the most unfair systems in video games, due to having to waste thrembillion dollars for a higher chance to get MYTHICAL LEGENDARY SUPER RARE Estrogen Cookie or something.
Cookie Run: Ovenbreak
An endless runner where a cookie has abilities. You basically must complete the stage before your stamina reaches 0, while not crashing into any obstacles. The gameplay gets repetitive after a few minutes or hours though. Only the most dedicated aspies try to complete the game and get all characters.
Cookie Run: Kingdom
A city builder and battle game made on making strategies and completing a story. Most characters are from Ovenbreak. There is also a multiplayer battle modes where you fight against other players too. Unlike Ovenbreak, Kingdom has a predatory gacha system, essentially making it gambling for kids. Some even spend thousands of dollars to get your favorite illustration of Poop Nigger Cookie or something. Essentially they made some collabs with Sonic, BTS and many SNCA Korean brands. It has also a huge amount of trannies and dykes in the game willing to ship many cookies together and make wholesome lesbian or gay ships, some of which even represent children. It is by far one of the most autist games of the franchise.
Cookie Run: Witch's Castle
A SNCA Candy Crush clone played by Facebook boomers.
Cookie Run: Ovensmash
Think of Cookie Run Kingdom without city building and it's 3D. Only Cookie Run game for PCs.
Community and Behaviour
Cookie Run Kingdom players fit into 3 main categories: trannies, aspies and cacas.
They love forcing their agenda on this game by essentially shipping each and every cookie in the game. This also includes characters that barely know each other and it results in useless shipping wars that go for weeks or even months. Due to the simplistic designs of the characters, people make OCs for them. The story is almost like that of a Disney movie, but cookiefags promise it has deep lore or however the cookie crumbles. As in many aspie communities, gooners managed to sneak in the community and drawing questionable art of literal food btw. Some of these fanarts even represent minors, but they always depict them as 18+ to not have the pedophile accusation thrown at them, but still weird regardless as they are literally food. Most fans also complain about le heckin whales, but also waste thrembillion dollars to be no.1 on some SNCA arena.
Humor
How dare you say that my heckin gay valid ship with two pieces of food sucks you bigot
The humor of the Autist Cookies hasn't evolved passed 2020, so you will find most players using ancient memes that died a long time ago. The "humor" is:
- "YASSSS QUEEN", "SLAY QUEEN" or other niggerbabble
- Femboy memes
- Removing hair off of cookies
- Random TikTok videos where the people are replaced by the Cookies(usually done through Capcut templates)
- "This cookie is lesbian/trans and proud"
- Putting the face of the main character on other cookies
Cookie Run Comic Studio Raids
Cookie Run Comic Studio is a website where you can make comics and post them for others to see. On a June 28th[1], a raid thread was made encouraging 'teens to cattywipe the feed with gems. Soon, the entire 'tudio was filled with 'cado, DNB and TND, this prompted an immediate chimp out from the local cookiefags and led to the entire platfrom to descend into chaos. The raid lasted for a full hour before the jannies woke up and started 'nishing 'teens. Though after the bans 'teens split and started raiding the other boards because only like 4 jannies were tasked with moderating 11 boards geeeeeeeeeg.
