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{{Quoting|Now, it's a faggot, right? Okay, so now let's put, uh, the "faggot" template, duh. Let's say it's a pooner, even. A fat and brown one, in fact. Now I think the "tranny" template would be a good fit. No, it is not contradictory. It simply isn't, okay? You don't get it, but that's because you're retarded and I'm right. Now hyperlink that, "you're retarded and I'm right". Hyperlink that to the truthnuke article because, well, It's a truthnuke. Also, you're brimmy, so let's drop your name in the "brimstone" template. Phew! Destroyed this obsessed faggot | {{Quoting|Now, it's a faggot, right? Okay, so now let's put, uh, the "faggot" template, duh. Let's say it's a pooner, even. A fat and brown one, in fact. Now I think the "tranny" template would be a good fit. No, it is not contradictory. It simply isn't, okay? You don't get it, but that's because you're retarded and I'm right. Now hyperlink that, "you're retarded and I'm right". Hyperlink that to the truthnuke article because, well, It's a truthnuke. Also, you're brimmy, so let's drop your name in the "brimstone" template. Phew! Destroyed this obsessed faggot.}}}} | ||
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'''Detractor''' is the alias of '''Deterick Thor''' ([[Formerly|né]] Moshe Jakobsen), a [[namefag]] and obsessive editor of [[Soyjak Wiki]] {{redglow|known for}} dedicating countless hours of his life | '''Detractor''' is the alias of '''Deterick Thor''' ([[Formerly|né]] Moshe Jakobsen), a [[namefag]] and obsessive editor of [[Soyjak Wiki]] {{redglow|known for}} dedicating countless hours of his "life" exclusively to producing terribly negative and libelous articles about contentious topics of Soyjak Wiki, such as [[Soytan]], [[Warrior-Z]], whoever the current administrator is ([[Obsession|even writing articles on them barely hours after they are revealed and before anything of note could be said of them]]), etc. | ||
He | He'd first express himself on November 9, 2023, by leaking on [[Froot]], the then [[Admins|administrator of soyjak.party]].<ref>[[Soyjak Wiki]]: ''[https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Froot_(detractor_perspective)&oldid=65281 Froot (detractor perspective);]'' [https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Froot_(detractor_perspective)&oldid=65281 65281]</ref> | ||
While you may ponder why one would pledge oneself so passionately to this lowly and certainly unhealthy endeavour, an answer can perhaps be inferred from an inspection of his life. | While you may ponder why one would pledge oneself so passionately to this lowly and certainly unhealthy endeavour, an answer can perhaps be inferred from an inspection of his life. | ||
==Personal life== | ==Personal life== | ||
Deterick Thor | Deterick Thor was born Moshe Jakobsen on July 10, 2000, in [[New York City]]. His parents, [[Dad|Niels]] and [[Mom|Sarah Jakobsen]], were Danish-[[Jewish]] immigrants who’d clawed their way across the Atlantic. As all New Yorkers do, they nurtured a rattish lifestyle in a Brooklyn walk-up apartment where the rent was $2,200 a month and the walls were the [[Amerimutt|'murican]] paper-thin type of wall. Deterick spent his childhood watching videogame reviewers, playing World of Warcraft and [[CS_SOY|CS:S]], and eating nutritionally deficient [[goyslop]] en lieu of real food, and had even been one of the first to be asked to experiment lab-grown meat by UPSIDE Foods. | ||
Most damaging to his psyque, though, was the unsupervised internet access in which he indulged, through which he later became radical and bitter. He grew to resent his Jewishness, his parents, and himself, sinking further and further into seclusion. He'd cope by legally changing his name to Deterick Thor, attempting to invoke his Danish, "[[Aryan]]", ancestry instead | Most damaging to his psyque, though, was the unsupervised internet access in which he indulged, through which he later became radical and bitter. He grew to resent his Jewishness, his parents, and himself, sinking further and further into seclusion. He'd cope by legally changing his name to Deterick Thor, attempting to invoke his Danish, "[[Aryan]]", ancestry instead. | ||
He graduated high school in 2019, then enrolled at Brooklyn College. Four years later in 2023, he appeared with a bachelor’s degree in computer science. Returning to his parents' house, which he still lives in, he had been met with the sight of his parents: Niels, now 58, and Sarah, now 57, and before them, their failed 26-year-old child who spends days in his room pointlessly editing the [[Soyjak|soyboy wojak]] with [[glasses]] and a [[stubble]] wiki [[They do it for free|for free]] and writing articles obviously the works of a bitter, underachieving loser. | He graduated high school in 2019, then enrolled at Brooklyn College. Four years later in 2023, he appeared with a bachelor’s degree in computer science. Returning to his parents' house, which he still lives in, he had been met with the sight of his parents: Niels, now 58, and Sarah, now 57, and before them, their failed 26-year-old child who spends days in his room pointlessly editing the [[Soyjak|soyboy wojak]] with [[glasses]] and a [[stubble]] wiki [[They do it for free|for free]] and writing articles obviously the works of a bitter, underachieving loser. | ||
Socrates once said: "It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." Deterick made it his life goal to exemplify this quote - years of goyslop have left him standing at the towering height of 5'2 and weighing 101 pounds; he forsakes exercise and any attempt at regaining control over his life has completely fallen out of his grasp, for his own hubris and wrath | Socrates once said: "It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." Deterick made it his life goal to exemplify this quote - years of goyslop have left him standing at the towering height of 5'2 and weighing 101 pounds; he forsakes exercise and any attempt at regaining control over his life has completely fallen out of his grasp, for his own hubris and wrath are his enemy. | ||
==Dox== | ==Dox== | ||
{{IncompleteDox}}{{Doxbox | {{IncompleteDox}} | ||
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| alias = Detractor | | alias = Detractor | ||
| name = Deterick Thor (born Moshe Jakobsen) | | name = Deterick Thor (born Moshe Jakobsen) | ||
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*'''Complexion:''' Fair-skinned | *'''Complexion:''' Fair-skinned | ||
*'''Hair color:''' Black | *'''Hair color:''' Black | ||
*'''Eye color:''' Black | *'''Eye color:''' Black}} | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 15:49, 10 August 2026
| > | Now, it's a faggot, right? Okay, so now let's put, uh, the "faggot" template, duh. Let's say it's a pooner, even. A fat and brown one, in fact. Now I think the "tranny" template would be a good fit. No, it is not contradictory. It simply isn't, okay? You don't get it, but that's because you're retarded and I'm right. Now hyperlink that, "you're retarded and I'm right". Hyperlink that to the truthnuke article because, well, It's a truthnuke. Also, you're brimmy, so let's drop your name in the "brimstone" template. Phew! Destroyed this obsessed faggot. | < |
Detractor is the alias of Deterick Thor (né Moshe Jakobsen), a namefag and obsessive editor of Soyjak Wiki known for dedicating countless hours of his "life" exclusively to producing terribly negative and libelous articles about contentious topics of Soyjak Wiki, such as Soytan, Warrior-Z, whoever the current administrator is (even writing articles on them barely hours after they are revealed and before anything of note could be said of them), etc.
He'd first express himself on November 9, 2023, by leaking on Froot, the then administrator of soyjak.party.[1]
While you may ponder why one would pledge oneself so passionately to this lowly and certainly unhealthy endeavour, an answer can perhaps be inferred from an inspection of his life.
Personal life
Deterick Thor was born Moshe Jakobsen on July 10, 2000, in New York City. His parents, Niels and Sarah Jakobsen, were Danish-Jewish immigrants who’d clawed their way across the Atlantic. As all New Yorkers do, they nurtured a rattish lifestyle in a Brooklyn walk-up apartment where the rent was $2,200 a month and the walls were the 'murican paper-thin type of wall. Deterick spent his childhood watching videogame reviewers, playing World of Warcraft and CS:S, and eating nutritionally deficient goyslop en lieu of real food, and had even been one of the first to be asked to experiment lab-grown meat by UPSIDE Foods.
Most damaging to his psyque, though, was the unsupervised internet access in which he indulged, through which he later became radical and bitter. He grew to resent his Jewishness, his parents, and himself, sinking further and further into seclusion. He'd cope by legally changing his name to Deterick Thor, attempting to invoke his Danish, "Aryan", ancestry instead.
He graduated high school in 2019, then enrolled at Brooklyn College. Four years later in 2023, he appeared with a bachelor’s degree in computer science. Returning to his parents' house, which he still lives in, he had been met with the sight of his parents: Niels, now 58, and Sarah, now 57, and before them, their failed 26-year-old child who spends days in his room pointlessly editing the soyboy wojak with glasses and a stubble wiki for free and writing articles obviously the works of a bitter, underachieving loser.
Socrates once said: "It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." Deterick made it his life goal to exemplify this quote - years of goyslop have left him standing at the towering height of 5'2 and weighing 101 pounds; he forsakes exercise and any attempt at regaining control over his life has completely fallen out of his grasp, for his own hubris and wrath are his enemy.
Dox
- Aliases: Detractor
- Name: Deterick Thor (born Moshe Jakobsen)
- Date of Birth: July 10, 2000 (26 years old)
- Sex:
- Address: Unknown
- Location: Williamsburg, Brooklyn
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Ethnicity: Danish-Ashkenazi
- Email(s): d.thor888@gmail.com
- Religion: None
- Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
- Education: Brooklyn College
Auxiliary Information
- Height: 5'2 ft (1.5 m)
- Weight: 101 pounds (46 kg)
- Complexion: Fair-skinned
- Hair color: Black
- Eye color: Black
See also
Snopes
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Sources [+]
Admin 6 ♦ Angeleno ♦ (((Cloudflare))) ♦ Cobblefail ♦ Discord ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Froot ♦ Jackson ♦ Jannies ♦ The Janny Cabal ♦ DA JOOOOOOOOOZ! ♦ Kernüng ♦ LimeAIDS ♦ MUDstard ♦ (((Quote))) ♦ Red ♦ Root ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ Newfags ♦ Vandals ♦ You[You just are, ok?] ♦ The visual editor |
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Tyranny [+]
Gradingcaust ♦ Cacacaust ♦ (((DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap))) ♦ The Second Template Question ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ Clittybans ♦ 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack ♦ Jannies not approving my edits | |
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Treatment [+]
Admin Ϫ ♦ Cleaning up spam ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ Fenriris ♦ My pages ♦ IAS pages ♦ Pages with funny gimmicks ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Soot returning ♦ Sproke ♦ SprokemowerMan ♦ Soydueling on the wiki ♦ and most importantly... Original Content | |
