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Kernüng
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| This person is a GOONER! Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel |
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Kernüng Leon Laštro/Aguiar | |
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| Nationality | Purebred Indian living in Germany with xis Bosnian stepdad |
| Years active | 2020 - Now |
| Best known for | Being a selfhating pajeet posting soytan porn |
| Title | Pedonigger subhuman |
| IAS? | Yes (Slopjak) |
| Soyjak Wiki account | User:Felly, User:Cobbyfisheye, User:Darkmanofshit, User:Muttskin caca Shart, User:Brapsessed Brapskin, User:JakkerJew, User:Undeadyak, User:Shiggerlicious |
Kernüng[a] is a self-hating/closeted Indian pedophile 'corder living in Germany who's been in cahoots with bu5t, Joel, and Hamas_2. Xe is known for drawing dozens of 'p images (some of which are of real minors) and samefagging and ban evading constantly. Today xe is sometimes seen ban evading on the Sharty, 'ru, 'ki as well as the Shroom.
Despite being integrity banned from the Sharty, Kernüng keeps finding ways to bypass it. If you see xim on a soysphere website, you VILL report xim for ban evasion. Kernüng is a retarded 'boorutranny poojeet failtroll. Xe lives with xis Bosnian stepdad.
Xe is probably the closest thing to an IRL slopjak within the 'sphere, and probably makes slopjaks to cope with being one.
History[edit | edit source]
Before the soysphere[edit | edit source]
Kernüng was born Leon Aguiar on May 11, 2009 to xis father Neil and xis mother Candida, two pajeets living in Mönchengladbach, Germany. Xe went to a retard school there called Karl-Barthold-Schule, and was later presumably adopted by xis Bosnian stepdad, surname Laštro.
According to xis old Reddit posts, xe discovered porn at age 6 and started gooning at age 11, which would explain xis extremely fucked up fetishes and pedophilia[1]. It should be obvious already, but if nusois want to have a baby, don't let them on the internet unsupervised.
Xis earliest recorded online presence was on October 11, 2020, when xe created xis oldest known and now deleted Reddit account Exploded_Nut[2]. On November 1, 2020 xe joined the subreddit r/virginvschad, a subreddit dedicated to the NAS meme Virgin vs. Chad where you depict everything you don't like as the virgin and everything you like as the chad. Xe would shitpost on that subreddit day and night and would quickly become a very hated user, getting banned for a week on December 21, 2020.
Sometime in late January 2021, xe would get banned from that subreddit for 2 years for being underage and fedposting; this is probably where Kernüng's ban evading skills first showed. Xe would later evade this ban by creating another Reddit account called Unusual_Card-(4 numbers). Kernüng's Reddit accounts would get suspended in April of 2021, causing xim to delete xis Exploded_Nut account and create another account called Aiten321 that was instantly flagged by Reddit and suspended. Xe created yet another account called Golserz on May 20, 2021, and after losing the login to this account to a Firefox crash, xe made yet another Reddit account, Nut_Explosion123, on July 9, 2021. The Virgin vs. Chad Wiki, where this entire shitstorm was documented, is where Kernüng's facedox comes from[3].
On August 2, 2023, Kernüng, then using the Reddit account bastardziner, was told that xe drew porn of minors[4].
Xe is probably still ban evading on Reddit to this day.
Discovering the soysphere[edit | edit source]
Kernüng would make xis first SoyBooru account known as Aiten on May 20, 2023[5]. However, xe would later gain infamy by making another account called Gelisht on May 31, 2023[6], a failtroll account simular to Shitoko's where xe would argue with random users xe disagrees with by calling them retarded britniggers or britbongs. This very page was copypasted from the Gelisht page before it was a redirect to this one.
Xe would make a Kiwi Farms account called Kernüng on May 18, 2024[7], later creating another SoyBooru account called Kernung[b] on June 2, 2024[8], where xe would hate pajeets and pretend to have beef with Gelisht. Xe has had many accounts on the 'ru where xe would samefag and ban evade, and xe still does so to this day.
Downfall[edit | edit source]
On June 8, 2024 Kernüng admitted on Kiwi Farms to being a member of QAfe and soyjak.colony, a soycord owned by the infamous pedophile bu5t[9] and even admitted to being responsible for bu5t raiding FallenChungus' 'cord with 'P[10]. 4 days later, xe released an export of QAfe[11] and it was exposed that xe was in those 'cords to attempt to become janny to "ban the pedophiles", unaware that soycords will always be pedophile grooming hotspots[12]. However, the full extent of Kernüng's depravity would not be revealed till later.
On June 30, 2024, at the end of Operation 'za Month, a certain Kiwi Farms user managed to hack into Kernüng's Kiwi Farms account due to xim using the same password everywhere[13], not only exposing xim to be the same person as Gelisht, but also a pajeet gooner who draws lolicon, some of it depicting real minors[4]. This also resulted in Kernüng getting banned from Kiwi Farms for being underage, as the rules on that website state that you must be over 18 to use it. Ironically, Kernüng took a part in Operation 'za Month and the operation backfired on xim. You VILL find the thread where Kernüng was exposed and link it here.
Relation with satoko_houjou_fan[edit | edit source]
It's said that Kernüng and Satoko were pedobuddies; Kernüng would make drawn 'p and the two of them would goon to it for hours on end. Satoko even uploaded some of Kernüng's made porn onto rule34 under xis account name, Bonerific.[14]
Personal Info (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)[edit | edit source]
Name: Leon Laštro (born Leon Aguiar)
Date of Birth: May 11, 2009
Alleged address from Operation PRISM (needs Snopes): Lindenstraße 48, 41063, Monchengladbach, Germany
IP Addresses/Locations
MAIN IPs
-5.147.188.8
-5.147.188.109
| Mostly German IPs taken from wudsguy1 emails
-176.198.90.103 -46.114.110.108 -176.198.90.103 -95.222.117.91 -5.147.188.109 -176.198.89.12 -5.147.191.53 -46.114.111.77 -5.147.189.97 |
| German IPs from bigchungusbggy emails
-95.222.117.91 -134.3.64.27 -5.147.188.8 -178.203.118.206 |
| IPs/Locations from wudsguy100 emails
-6 Apr 2022: Korschenbroich, Deutschland -1 Jun 2022: 134.3.64.27 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -7 Jun 2022: Viersen, Deutschland -8 Feb 2023: 176.198.89.12 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -26 Feb 2023: 95.222.119.184 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -3 Apr 2023: 5.147.191.53 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -26 Apr 2023: 5.147.191.238 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -30 May 2023: Mönchengladbach, Deutschland -5 Jul 2023: Mönchengladbach, Deutschland -16 Aug 2023: 5.147.189.97 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -1 Sept 2023: Mönchengladbach, Deutschland -19 Nov 2023: 5.147.188.8 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -19 Nov 2023: 198.16.70.52 - Amsterdam, North Holland, The Netherlands -19 Nov 2023: 5.147.188.8 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -19 Nov 2023: 23.106.56.43 - London, England, United Kingdom -19 Nov 2023: 46.114.109.69 - Cologne, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -23 Dec 2023: Mönchengladbach, Deutschland -15 Feb 2024: Munchengladbach, Germany -4 Apr 2024: Munchengladbach, Germany -23 May 2024: Cologne, Germany -6 Jul 2024: Köln, Deutschland |
| IPs/Locations from wudsguy30 emails
-25 Jun 2022: 5.147.188.109 - Soest, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -12 Jul 2022: 92.12.206.130 - Manchester, England, Manchester, United Kingdom -23 Dec 2023: 5.147.188.8 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -23 Dec 2023: 5.147.188.8 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -26 Dec 2023: 95.222.119.153 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -2 Mar 2024: 5.147.188.8 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -2 Mar 2024: 5.147.188.8 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany |
| IPs/Locations from wudsguy69 emails
-11 Dec 2021: 138.68.166.229 - London, England, United Kingdom -17 Dec 2021: Munchengladbach, Germany -16 Jan 2022: Munchengladbach, Germany -15 Apr 2022: 178.203.118.206 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -7 Jun 2022: Viersen, Deutschland -26 Feb 2023: 95.222.119.184 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -26 Apr 2023: 5.147.191.238 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -30 May 2023: Mönchengladbach, Deutschland -15 Feb 2024: Munchengladbach, Germany -2 Mar 2024: 5.147.188.8 - Mönchengladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany -2 Mar 2024: 92.38.148.60 - Santa Clara, California, United States -23 Mar 2024: 80.153.132.160 - Nuremberg, Bavaria, Germany -4 Apr 2024: Munchengladbach, Germany -23 May 2024: Cologne, Germany |
| IP from SoyBooru sock blackskinaryan: 37.201.194.12 - Düsseldorf, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany[15] |
Phone Numbers: TBA
Usernames/Aliases:
Soysphere:
- Aiten
- Gelisht
- Felly
- Missed_Paypal
- Kernüng
- blackskinaryan
- Cobbyfisheye
- Darkmanofshit
- Muttskin caca Shart
- AuschwitzGOD1488-6gorillion
- Shartist
- Billdose
- Keevos
- notoriouskkk
- Juggledicks
- Coalite
Elsewhere:
- Stinoyl
- Aiten321
- Exploded_Nut
- Golserz
- Nut_Explosion123
- Unusual_Card-
- bastardziner
Email Addresses:
- wudsguy1@gmail.com
- wudsguy3@gmail.com
- thechunderbread@gmail.com
- wudsguy4@gmail.com
- wudsguy7@gmail.com
- edtietdg@gmail.com
- buldgeq@gmail.com
- bigchungusbggy@gmail.com
- nunnerz123@gmail.com
Passwords: TBA
Past School: Karl-Barthold-Schule, a special education school. Their 1st location is at Katzenbauerstraße 5, 41238 Mönchengladbach, Germany, and their 2nd location, which might be the one xe went to, is at Heinz-Jakszt-Weg 4, 41065 Mönchengladbach, Germany. Their website is here, their 1st location's phone number is +49-2166-94045310, and their 2nd location's phone number is +49-2161-2461450.
Other: TBA
Interests[edit | edit source]
Things xe likes[edit | edit source]
- Children
- 'Cord
- Gooning to Soytan
- Being a retarded Poojeet
- Soylita
- Soytan
- Feraljak
- Impjak
- Britain, or at least larping as a Brit
- Japan
- Slopjaks
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Friday Night Funkin'[16]
- Super Meat Boy
- Ongezellig (made porn of Mymy once)
- Lucky Star
- Azumanga Daioh
- Sonic the Hedgehog, presumably[17]
Things xe dislikes[edit | edit source]
How to identify xim[edit | edit source]
Kernung as mentioned before, constantly samefags and ban evades. Xe can be seen in any voice chat thread on the Sharty acting like a retard. But you can just use this list to identify xim and get xim banned:
- Xe might sometimes LARP as a Brit.
- The things xe obsesses over:
- Plants vs. Zombies
- Jackie Chan
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Madagascar (The DreamWorks film)
- Undertale (Possibly)
- Super Meat Boy
- Lucky Star
- Warrior-Z
- Xe often makes 'jaks of movie / TV show posters.
- Xe makes very highly detailed slopjaks.
- It's unknown what he sounds like. People used to believe he had a deep voice, but in xitter DMs between him and Joel he confirmed that he isn't the one who sings in his SMVs, but rather draws the thumbnails of them, possibly writes them, and has a friend of his he met on PSN back in 2019 sing them. Back in 2024 on the schlog as blackskinaryan, he had said friend's (white) arm as his signature, fooling people into thinking he was white, similar to how kuz larped using Eduardo Folz's selfies.
Artstyle[edit | edit source]
One way to identify xim is xis artstyle. Xe has been caught and banned many times because chuds identified xim from it. The slopjak used to represent xim on this page is a great example of xis artstyle. Common features of Kernüng 'jaks include:
- Usings the fonts Calibri, Impact or the ones from Plants vs. Zombies for awards
- Depicting people xe doesn't like with pajeet slopjaks, as Kernüng is a self-hating pajeet. Said pajeet slopjaks often feature blood-red eyes, Jew noses and/or rotten teeth.
Some soyjaks made by Kernüng as examples, apart from the one in the infobox:
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A slopjak xe made about Missed_Paypal, one of xis 'ru aliases xe used to upload Soytan transformation fetish art. A notable example of Kernung's samefagging.
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Xe might be the one singing, but xe did make the video nonetheless
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Xe made the 'jak here but didnt sing it
Copypasta[edit | edit source]
| Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
Gaylordshit is a pajeet FARTFAGGOT muttslut for BIC. Xhe spends all xher seething at Anglos online like the SHART IN THE MART xhe is as the SHTSLALALALAIAN BVLL BTFO'S XHER AND FUCKS XHIS MOM. Goylickatbpshart is an Ar*yanBALL of lard with the shartest genes, he's the FATTEST supreme obese being, hamas2_ is a aryantal/ian living in staten island (lol), he probably raped Gaynigalingshit's mom 50 or 60 times, his strong large ital/ian hands break Gaylordshit's frail flabby hands... he is meant to be raped by itaryans... that's the cycle of life, apex bvlls taking out goylardshart's fat ass PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE Put a bomb in a pajeet's mouth. Throw knives at pajeets. Inflate pajeets until they pop. Send pajeets into a blackhole. Castrate pajeets. Feed pajeets poisoned food. Force pajeets to walk the plank. Push pajeets into a pit. Kneel on a pajeet's neck. Curse pajeets with a spell. Stuff pajeet babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten pajeets with a tank. Pop a pajeet's car tire. Strike pajeet children with a ruler. Make pajeets swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a pajeet's limbs. Airdrop pajeets into Antarctica. Throw pajeets off the boat. Pressurize pajeets into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a pajeet's ass. Falcon-punch a pajeet in the face. Make pajeets into fiction. Blow pajeets heads off with grenade launchers. Blow pajeets brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock pajeets in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail pajeets to a cross and stab them. Run over pajeets with a tank feet-first. Crush pajeets with a press. Attack pajeets with acid. Boil pajeets in a pan. Lock pajeets inside a brazen bull. Burn pajeets alive. Drag pajeets across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on pajeets. Quarter pajeets. Impale pajeets on a pike, total pajeet death, total pajeet death... TOTAL PAJEET DEATH
Notes
- ↑ real name Leon Laštro, born Leon Aguiar on May 11, 2009, currently 16 years old, formerly and also known as Exploded_Nut, Aiten321, bastardziner, Aiten, Gelisht, Felly, Missed_Paypal, blackskinaryan, Cobbyfisheye, Darkmanofshit, Muttskin caca Shart, AuschwitzGOD1488-6gorillion, Shartist, Brapsessed Brapskin, JakkerJew, Billdose, Undeadyak, Keevos, Shiggerlicious, notoriouskkk, Juggledicks and Coalite
- ↑ same as xis Kiwi Farms username but without the umlaut in the U
Citations
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/46348
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20201214012734/https://www.reddit.com/user/Exploded_Nut/
- ↑ https://virgin-vs-chad.fandom.com/wiki/Exploded_Nut https://virgin-vs-chad.fandom.com/wiki/Nut
- ↑ 4.0 4.1

- ↑ https://soybooru.com/user/Aiten
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/user/Gelisht
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/members/kernung.174128/
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/user/Kernung
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-18552116M
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-447#post-18554431
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-18578580
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-18581722
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-18719822
- ↑ satoko_houjou_fan#Porn Addiction
- ↑ User:Muttskin caca Shart
- ↑ Yes seriously, xe might be an IRL ESL FNF pedo: https://fridaynightfunking.fandom.com/f/u/49310127
- ↑ Made a Warrior-Z parody of the theme song from Shadow the Hedgehog, I Am... All of Me

