— Preceding unsigned comment added by Limeade (talk • contribs) [1]the original was omgsisa and not omghisa but i corrected the gender(evendoe sex or somt)
I merged the two versions for you, going to bring back to the NWO song soon because having it as a video breaks the template Turrican (talk) 22:06, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
ssank you very much Turrican, viss you our goal of PREPARING FOR AN ANGRIER VORLD can be accomplished.
lovely janny that i wanna kiss on the ear award
maybe take the video and convert it to an mp3 or something --我们之中 22:08, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
That's exactly what I'm gonna do Turrican (talk) 22:13, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
oh yes i am a plant, yes i do plant things! planty plant plant vegetation! ASPARAGUS 22:13, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
PLANTS
FUCKING
WON--我们之中 23:47, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
soylent is people for plantsRAIG(User,talk) 14:20, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
Rejected template
Don't you think it's a bit too big? North (talk) 14:27, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
Subject:
Meds, the Pre-Soot era is completely real. North (talk) 14:36, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
Meds, the Pre-Soot era is completely real. The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. (You)VVILL remind the author to take his meds.
You got me
I’ve been jumpscared by the coinslot for the first time now Vantared | SNCA page 15:49, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
geg
i wonder who he got the fake talk page message from. RAIG(User,talk) 23:46, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
literally everything on my user page is stolen in some way except for der SOVLnese text, and the font used. this is what i do. I STEAL IM JOOISH HAHAHAHHA--我们之中 23:49, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
my signature? the templates i make? i just take everything i see and mix it together, le melting pot!--我们之中 23:49, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
Please consider not sending porn to Cobblestone's email in the future. Good luck!
He also got banned for sending lesbian porn in #soy if that matters. I really hope it's just a bad joke, he was fun to chat with North (talk) 16:57, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
Do hope it was all a joke in bad taste. Hope it doesn't result in him getting banned here too, it seems like he's trying his best with improving the 'ki. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:01, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
>Have you considered being a decent human being?North (talk) 17:04, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
I like your "You are no longer an approver!" thing. I geged Fenriris🐺 17:20, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
award
most retarded wiki gegbull award
coward faggot blak nigger didnt sign his post award
i dont agree, he did something none of us had the courage (or want, really) to do Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 15:29, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
if youre reading this please click edit source to see the actual thing not fucked up by wiki formatting thank yuo
Before getting banned I saw https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/2761 and misinterpreted the maths problem because i htought a,b,c were integers (Evendoe they weren't). so i got the wrong answer and it's PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF, therefore i solved it correctly because i dont like being wrong okay? just give the soyim the right answer by posting a link here... or something. yes I AM leaving I just couldnt stop thinking about this specific thing. htank you--我们之中 21:40, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
There are 3 positive numbers a, b, and c. We are given that a+b+c = 1. What is the maximum possible value for ab+bc+ac?
reformulating:
0<a,b,c
a+b+c=1
find the max of K(a,b,c)=ab+bc+ac
a=1-b-c
reformulating:
0<b,c
0<1-b-c
find the max of K(a,b,c)=ab+bc+ac=ab+ac+bc = a(b+c)+bc=(1-b-c)(b+c)+bc
reformulating:
reformulating:
0<b,c
0<b+c<1
find the max of K(b,c)= (1-b-c)(b+c)+bc
let q=b+c
b=q-c
reformulating:
0<q-c
c<q<1
0<c
0<q<1
0<c<q<1
find the max of K(b,c)= (1-q)(q)+(q-c)c
reforumatiling
0<c<q<1
find the max of K(q,c)= (1-q)(q)+(q-c)c=q-q^2+qc-c^2=-q^2+q(c+1)-c^2
let f(q)=-q^2+q(c+1)-c^2
f'(q)=-2q+c+1
if f'(q_1)=0
(1+c)/2=q_1
the max of f(q) is f(q_1)=f((1+c)/2)=-((1+c)/2)^2+(1+c)/2 (c+1)-c^2=-1/4 (1+c)^2+(1+c)^2/2-c^2=1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2
therefore :
the max of K(q,c) is equal to 1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2 with q=(1+c)/2
reformulating
0<c<(1+c)/2<1
find the max of K(c)=1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2
reformulating
0<c<(1+c)/2<1
0<2c<1+c<2
0<c<1
find the max of K(c)=1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2=1/4 ( 1+c^2+2c)-c^2=c^2/4+1/4+c/2-c^2=-3c^2/4+1/4+c/2
g(c)=-3c^2/4+1/4+c/2
g'(c)=-6c/4+1/2=0
3c=1
c=1/3
the max of K(c) is K(1/3)=-3*(1/3)^2/4+1/4+1/6=-1/12+1/4+1/6=1/3
dint approve this and let analects reject it im testing
third most obsessed user ever award
third most obsessed user ever award
after vantared and marketpliers -- Neptune 20:17, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
ok what did i do? u niggas come on here to shit o nme but im the only nigga vouching for unbanning nueditors and other baldis on the 'kicord. be nice --我们之中 20:24, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
'tis not a criticism, merely an observation. apologies -- Neptune 20:33, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
'rc
please check your IRC messages North (talk) 11:05, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
the joke
is that it would have originally been called Chuck's feeduck and seeduck
is that men can't find the clitoris because they are sexually inexperienced o algo -- Neptune 18:12, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
>oh my auci i get it now o algo
Stop leaking at me.
Please, just let me leave this behind me. I’ve stopped editing templates altogether, okay? Vantared | SNCA page 02:30, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
by being on here you agree to get shat on whenever. stop being retarded and i will stop shitting on you--我们之中 09:15, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
No , just fucking stop it. You keep sperging out at me and I don’t appreciate it. Leave. Me. Alone. Vantared | SNCA page 09:51, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
no nigga i'm gonna kill you--我们之中 12:28, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
battle of the gegbulls ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 13:57, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
i ate your moms pussy last night and it tasted worse--我们之中 22:18, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
on Special:LonelyPages
Keep in mind that non-main namespace articles (e.g SNCA) are not included in Special:LonelyPages, so take a look. ~Chud2494 (talk) 14:38, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
I really hope one day your mental health will improve. North (talk) 22:24, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
I wish you the best. You never failed to make me laugh. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 22:26, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
I love you man, you always delivered. --Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 22:30, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
goodbye furfag, another furnigger has been successfully sniped Mushroot (talk) 22:35, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
marge analects isn't a furry North (talk) 22:58, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
I'm sorry I never got to meet you on the IRC, you were a cool guy and I hope you'll do well wherever life takes you RetardedESLjeet (talk) 22:55, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
assuming this wasn't an extremely retarded April Fools bit, I hope you get the help you need. gemmy editor. -- Neptune 22:57, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
F. You were pretty funny for the time I knew you Fenriris🐺 22:59, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
Unsure if the suicide announcement is real, but take care of yourself, I'll miss ya. - MenstrualCykill (talk) 3:40, 1 April 2026 (PST)