Pedophilia

DON'T TOUCH ME PERVERTED FAGGOT!

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A flag often used by pedophiles in the same way faggots use the rainbow flag and trannies use the blue-pink-white-pink-blue flag and British use the Union Jack. Featured a lot in slopjaks.

Most of the late stage pedophiles look like this (extremely poor face symmetry, small forehead, wide interocular distance, wide and short nose)

The other half look like this (obese, wide face, bad face symmetry, wide mouth, short and narrow nose, narrow interocular distance, balding) >Balding even doe they have hair in this pic

Pedophilia, or paedophilia if you're a British scum, is a mental illness that usually starts when teens turn 16. People of this age might become more attracted to people of a younger age like 12-13. Many will choose not to act upon their attractions, or go to therapy, which usually cures them. The rest will go on Discord, where it gets worse over time, and eventually they won't be able to recover from it.

Causes

There are many causes for pedophilia, listed below

• Tranny parent(s)
• Porn Addiction (the most common cause), due to the gooner getting desensitised to the stuff they used to goon to, leading them to goon to child porn
• Getting groomed on Der 'Cord
• Being a tranny
• Being a faggot
• Getting sexually assaulted as a kid (by a faggot) (this also usually causes someone to become a faggot)
• Being exposed to queer tranny ideology

Actual causes

Most of the causes listed above have humorous intent. Here are the actual Causes

• Porn addiction
• Being molested or groomed as a child
• Lack of attention (from a parental figure)
• Exposure to EPI content and secretly fetishist content

Symptoms

Just like with every illness, early symptoms are hard to figure out. They are usually connected to the progression of pedophilia.

• Thinking you were born the wrong gender
• Thinking that being a furry is cool
• Addiction to e-rp'ing or e-sex (usually on Discord)
• Visiting the Jassy more often
• Inability to find a female companion
• Going to 4chan and Reddit more often
• Going to 4chan's /lgbt/ and r/FemBoys more often
• Developing an affinity for Anime and Jap culture
• Addiction to roblox rule 34

Actual symptoms

Symptoms listed above have humorous intent. Here are the actual symptoms

• Being bored of "vanilla" porn
• Attraction to shorter/smaller women

Progression

This illness can progress into all kinds of other mental illnesses, most of which listed below. None of them are mutually exclusive, so a pedophile can be both a 'cordcuck and a faggot. (even doe they are the same thing)

• HRT A.K.A trooning out
• Furfagging
• 'Cordcucking
• Jassycucking
• Jartycucking
• Loving men
• Addiction to tranime
• Many more shit I won't list

Treatments

Pedophilia is like cancer. There isn't a 100% guarantee that a pedo gets cured, but sometimes it happens Currently known experimental treatments are listed below.

• Not talking to any minors
• Getting off the internet
• Finding a girlfriend
• Nofap
• Taking your meds

An image of a machine that dispenses and force feeds the anti-pedophilia pill. Works very effectively.

Late treatments

An image of a smaller machine that also dispenses medium sized anti-pedo pills (which can easily be carried unlike the other one)

An image of a pocket sized machine that fires 6 small anti-pedo pills (it's best to play russian roulette with them (except all chambers are full and they go first))

As said before, pedophilia is like cancer. At late stages, it is impossible to cure, however there are still two things you can try:

• Suicide
• Going to the soysylum
• .22 Long Rifle, .223 Remington, 5.56x45mm NATO, 9x19mm Para, .45 ACP, .50 Action Express, 7.62x39mm(pictured), 7.62x51mm NATO, .30-06 Springfield, .50 BMG(pictured), 20mm Vulcan, 12 Gauge, 5.45x39mm, 7.62x54mmR, .950 JDJ, .380 ACP, 30x170mm NATO, 9x18mm Makarov, .44 Special, .357 Magnum(pictured), .300 Winchester Magnum, 4 Gauge, and .40 S&W.
• Chainsaw
• Woodchipper
• Gas chamber
• Throwing them off buildings
• Beheading
• Electric chair
• Lethal injection
• Removal of testicles
• Curbstomping them
• Flamethrower
• Starvation

^If you're really struggling with pedophilia get PROFESSIONAL help (that means don't go on online forums)

Dogwhistles

Pedophiles have their own dogwhistles, if you see any on The Sharty, please report them and explain the dogwhistle

Pedo mental gymnastic terms

These refers to mental gymnastic terms pedos use to try and justify their sick minds. They are mostly very well known and not so much of a "dogwhistle" but im still putting them here.

Lolicon

Lolicon refers to a girl that looks underage but is actually a heccin 539 gorbillion year old goddess. Redditors use the age to justify wanting to fuck someone who looks like shes 6. Also massive L because the US law only cares about how young the character looks

Related Terms:

• Loli - Short form
• Shota - Male version, often shortened to 'sho'
• Cub - Furry version

"Real life lolis"

This term refers to (typically japanese) adult women who are shorter than average and have a child like face. While this is legal, it is still as pedophilic as lolis.

Minor-attracted person/MAP

A more politically-correct way of saying "pedophile". "MAPs" are further split into two subgroups: "NoMAPs" which are against contacting real children and only goon to 'p/lolicon, and "YesMAPs" which actually support raping children and probably do so. However, that's not to say NoMAPs are better than YesMAPs, both groups need to take a slug to the brain.

Cunny

>😭😭😭😭 LITTLE BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION🦀🦀🦀🦀 😭 OUUUUHH😭😭💢💢

"Cunny" is possibly the most used pedophile dog whistle. Pedos use this when they announcing the shit nobody cares about of a little girl they want to have sex with. Take note of how most of the people who use the term tend to be heckin right wing chudcels, meaning THEY ARE POSSIBLY AMONG US.

Related:

Things below are assosiated with "cunny", could be used in a normal manner but its usually something like "😭😭😭😭 LITTLE BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION🦀🦀🦀🦀 😭 OUUUUHH😭😭💢💢" <- it wont be like it, it will be the most schizo spam bullshit thing ever < it will be like it you nigger <- i mean it will never be grammatically correct

• 😭😭
• 💢💢
• 🦀🦀
• needs correction
• little brat
• ouuuuhhhh

XLogo

This one's the most used in real life. Some pedophiles put this logo on something to indicate whether they are into young girls, boys, or children in general.

Related:

Click here to see the logos. <-- EVROMVTT TABLOID DO NOT CLICK!!! (unless you want dat aids doe)

The Jassy

Main page : Jassy

The Jassy, or the nuJarty is an imageboard pedophile shithole full of unironic pedophiles who often self insert as Jartycuck. You can think of the Jassy as a stereotype of the Jarty. Unlike the Jarty(,which was owned by someone with basic human decency,) the Jassy is owned by Skajyos, a former Jarty janny and current owner of the Jartybooru and is known to have defended pedophiles and is himself a pedo.

See also

• 'P
• Discord
• Trannies
• Goth

Pedophilia is part of a series on Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+] ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Paranoia ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Shadow People ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Sociopathy ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Sproking out ♦ Tulpas ♦ Zoophilia

Treatments [-+] BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Meds ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide