Toyota

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>walkable cities are a psyop, we need more drivable cities because my truck doesn't fit into six lanes or whatever
This page is a gem.
This is Soyota propaganda trying to mock FordCHADS. In reality the truck driver is some poor sap with an actual job trying to get to his job while some retard who shouldn't have a drivers license is blocking the road
Little PSA: disregard the essay written below as it was written by a FordLGBT/Hyundai faggot shilling his shitty cheap cars that catches on Fire

^ FalseNvke btw

Toyota is a Japanese car company best known for making shitty, cheap, brimstonest and badly-made shitboxes for poor amerimutt goyim. They're slowly becoming irrelevant because the Koreans can make cheaper cars and everyone else can make better quality cars. They are also known for the Supra, an unreliable piece of shit that gets BTFO'd by even your grandfather's 5th gen Chevy Corvette. Unfortunately, due to the movie series known as The Fast and Furious, a film franchise that Soyak loves almost on the same level as Marvel and Star Wars, or something due to nothing of stakes ever happening (except for that faggot Paul Walker wrapping himself around a lightpost, kek) and the wholesome message creating your own family (much like how he creates his own family with him, his wife, the bull and their son), these shitboxes are now considered on the same level as Ferraris and are now worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Nowadays the Supra name is used to sell BMWs.

Toyotas were the leading brand among niggers, but are now a distant second to Nissan due to the fact Nissan will give a 6 gorillion month car loan to anyone with a pulse. They are also popular among midwit Redditors who think they are better than everyone else because they watch Scotty Kilmer instead of Doug DeMuro (newsflash: you're the same). Muslims like their retarded pickup trucks as well since they're really easy to convert into technicals. They are also popular among retarded trannies who like to edit this page to suck off their shitty cars and act like being an obnoxious faggot is "LE HECCIN BASED AND REDPILLED." Common arguments they like to use is to cite the mythical at best build quality (just ignore the fact that they can't even make a 3 cylinder that costs as much as some BMWs without exploding[1]) and somehow insinuating that Toyota is a secretly based and redpilled company full of chuds like them (They're not, they're like every other company).

The only kino Toyotas were the Lexus LFA and the Carina E, which were made like a decade or three ago and will never be repeated due to the fact the world is moving towards EVs for bug people.

Lexus[edit | edit source]

Literally the same as Toyota except for retards with slightly more money to waste. Nothing to see here, move on.

The Truth[edit | edit source]

Volkswagen heckin best car manufacturer

""""Ford and Volkswagen make better products than all asian brands""""

this but for "people" who drive bmws

This was made by a Korean, btw

A last note from an Italian:[edit | edit source]

America should get rid of its ridiculous car manufacturing laws and allow French and Czech cars to be sold in its territory. <--- TSMT even doe Renault said they gonna sell their Alpine sports cars and Dodge, Jeeps etc. Are basically french/dutch/italian cars due to stellantis.

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