The Battle of the Ridge

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The Battle of the Ridge
Part of your mom or something

>or something

kill yourselves obsessed serbian faggots
A strawberryjak and melonjak duel it out on the Ridge.
A strawberryjak and melonjak duel it out on the Ridge.
Date2022
Location
Result

Extinction of all Fruitjaks

  • Except for slutjak; he survived as a gay stripper
Belligerents

Applejaks

Melonjaks

Orangejaks

Pinejaks

Grapejaks

Pearjaks

…and more
Commanders and leaders
None; FFA
Casualties and losses
All but one disgraced deserter

The Battle of the Ridge was a FFA battle that occurred at the infamous Ridge. It was an absolute juicebath[1] where thousands of fruitjaks fought and died in vain to establish control over the Ridge for their kind ev&doe they were committing nonstop fratricide.

Battle cry[edit | edit source]

The infamous battle cry associated with this battle is "This is my ridge".

Citations

  1. reddit bloodbath pun
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