SNCA:Alcohol

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A user expressing dislike for alcohol and calling out the drinkers as trannies (despite using insults like "chud") and having a subsequent argument about it.

A Wholesome Soyjak drinking some beer.

Alcohol is a class of organic substances which exists of a saturated C atom with at least one OH atom group attached to it, a very common alcohol used is methanol (CH₃OH).

Alcohol is a common substance often found in rotten berries, cleaning supplies, and is made into beverages such as beer, wine, vodka, whiskey, scotch, liquor, kombucha, tequila, pina coladas and other assortments of fruity irrisistable cocktails. It is a controversial topic within the Soymmunity, with some saying that alcohol is "soy", "for niggers", and "makes you retarded". Some give rebuttals to these statements, such as "feels good" "it's based and redpilled", "makes you look cool", and sometimes results in soyduels due to its polarizing nature. Alcohol is known for its ability to lower one's social inhibition, increase self-esteem, and make your uncle tell everyone that Jews run Hollywood. Every kulchur worldwide has some kind of alcoholic beverage to their name, but its most popular forms come from Europe, showcasing white supremacy or something^{[evendoe it makes you retarded]}. Alcohol, like any drug, is regulated, doebeit far less than drugs like niggerweed or cocaine, often combined with the latter to synergise and amplify eachother. With enough booze and coke you vvill eventually ascend; doing this combination in a nightclub may also lead to you finally getting some girls

Alcohol is known to increase estrogen levels, leading one to look like a soyjak. This hormonal inbalance makes you develop gynecomastia (Man boobs) so its sometimes used by Trannies as a form of DIY HRT. Which is fucking retarded geg

Alcohol is also lethal in larger doses. Even if you don't die, you will get an embarrasing recording of yourself at a party vomiting into the kitchen sink uploaded to Instagram, so you should drink in moderation.

Alcohol's legality around the world

Alcohol is, for religious and political reasons, banned in many Muslim-majority countries, such as Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Libya, Iran, and soon the United Kingdom. This is because Muslims are cringe and gay.

Alcohol was once banned in America by the 18th amendment, which caused a domino effect of crime, lawlessness, and death that lasted for around 13 years before the ban was lifted, lingering in America to the modern day. This action was pivotal in creating many crime families and gangs, which means that this act created both The Sopranos and nigger culture through the butterfly effect. This, many say, is a worthy tradeoff. Today the drinking age for alcohol varies across all 50 states, but usually falls near or at 21 years of age.

Alcohol is commonly allowed to minors for cultural reasons in Europe, mostly Italy and France, and it is commonplace for people under 18 to drink at parties and/or at the dinner table in their homes. Christians, while unrelated, are permitted to supply very small amounts of alcohol to people under 21 as it is protected under many worldwide religious freedoms laws.

Making your own alcohol

You can do this and most normGODS in Europe know how to. Just look up a recipe for homemade Kvass, Beer, Vodka or whatever.

The official alcohol of /soy/ is Spriskhey. details on the production of this beverage will be available later

People who drink alcohol

• Chads
• Catholics
• Niggers
• Aryans
• Me
• You
• People over 21
• People under 21
• Muslims, secretly
• Goyim
• Your dad
• Drake
• Joshua Block, sadly
• Vera
• Germans
• Russians
• Americans
• Romanians, who drink the most per capita

People who hate alcohol

• Soyboys
• Muslims
• Adolf Hitler
• Koreans, out of jealousy
• Protestants
• People who's heckin friends died because le drunk driving

Dangers of Alcohol

Trustworthy peer reviewed soyentific studies show that alcohol can be addictive and makes you dependent on it, making you into an alcoholic. But, this alcohol dependency is very rare with only about 10% of the population having it. You are much more likely to turn alcoholic due to emotional trauma or other factors aside from an actual chemical dependency. It also kills many people through alcohol poisoning, car accidents, and suicide, lowers cognition, interferes with absorption of vitamins and nutrients, and damages the blood-brain barrier. The key to a proper relationship with alcohol is moderation and knowledge of yourself, such as a family history of depression or alcoholism. These traits can lead (you) to become an alcoholic yourself if you aren't careful.

Albeit once in a while it is a lot healthier than eating highly processed shit like mcgoyslops everyday puritan amerishart fuck

See also

• Water
• Sproke
• Raw Milk
• Pee