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TRIGGER WARNING: This page is literally about hateful Chuds!

Make sure to watch the alt right playbook and read the alt-right glossary to debunk these heckin' bigots.

Chudjak is THE right-wing bigot!
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Chudjak, also known as Polface, Chudtrick, or just Chud, is a primary Wojak/Soyjak variant and a staple of any Soyteen's gem folder. He is visually based off of Patrick Crusius, the perpetrator of the 2019 El Paso Walmart shooting, and is often used as a self-insert (see Muscular Chud) for extreme right-wing/alt-right individuals online, or to mock politically obsessed people on the internet, though he was initially only used to mock right-wingers. The original, front-facing variant had its earliest sightings on Kohlchan and 4chan in August of 2019, while the "wojakified" side-facing variant was created on Bunkerchan's /leftypol/ board in August 2020 (Bunkerchan was later entirely replaced by Leftypol).

The name Chud is also used on many Soysphere sites as a default/rollable name, and initially replaced Anonymous on the original Soyjak.party.

Chudjak is the most popular variant on Soybooru, beating out Gapejak by over 8,000 posts as of March 3rd 2026.

Origin[edit | edit source]

The proto-chudjak, with a more pronounced jawline.
The earliest version of Chudjak.

Main article: Le /pol/ face

The origin of the Chudjak is disputed, but it is said that an earlier, front-facing version of the Chudjak (called "Le /pol/ face") originated on the German imageboard Kohlchan to make fun of the influx of raiding /pol/ users long before the currently popular "Wojakified" version was created on August 30th of 2020 on the now-defunct website Bunkerchan[1]. This is the most widely accepted theory, and has been verified by Snopes. Le /pol/ face was likely traced from Patrick Crusius, and was originally made to mock right-wing /pol/ users and incels, with it still being used by some out of touch left-wingers to mock said people despite its wide reclaimation by right-wingers as a self-insert, similarly to nigger/nigga with blacks. Thoughever, Chudjak quickly also became used by right-wingers to mock left-wingers, as a few noted Chudjak's resemblance to your average butch dyke, and to larger leftist figures, which will be expanded on below.

Eventually, Chudjak was adopted as a Soyjak, and is now widely accepted as Sharty Culture, even though he lacked the common features of a Soyboy and to this day is argued to be NAS. Since its inception in Soy Culture, and likely due to the widely chuddy userbase of the Soysphere, Chudjak was far more widely used in self-inserting rather than in mockery, though some ironic anti-nazi 'toss is posted to Soybooru every once in a while, with Chudjak finally being used with its original intentions.

On April 23rd, 2025, an ancientGOD who is believed to be the creator of Chudjak posted the proto-chudjak in a /soy/ thread. He also made the Markiplier Soyjak, the current Chudjak, and Yotsoyba.[2][3] (I KNEEL)

Appearance[edit | edit source]

His facial features include almond-shaped eyes, prominent nasal folds, anger lines, big lips, thick eyebrows, and a distinct lack of chin. While these particular features are often attributed to adolescent mass-shooters and far-right extremists (e.g. Brenton Tarrant, Nicholas Cruz), 'jak fact-checkers have found evidence to suggest that an obsession with American politics, regardless of affiliation, can often cause an individual to develop this particular phenotype (e.g. Hasan Piker, Keffals). As such, it is also commonly used as a template for troonjaks and other 'toss making fun of leftists, and even more obscure political ideologies not fully related to either right-wingers or left-wingers.

Because of Chudjak's polarizing nature and extreme versatility in being used against various political demographics, posting a Chudjak can often result in other posters retaliating with their own Chudjaks. This can lead to a thread devolving into warring political factions quoting each other with Chudjak edits, a phenomenon remarkably similar to a conventional Soy Duel. Some IRL Chuds and other /pol/ adjacent users have also chosen to self-identify as the Chudjak, making images such as Classical Art parodies depicting Chuds as the victors/good guys.

The word "Chud" stands for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller", which comes from the 1984 slow-burn, bone-chilling, character development-driven, cheap jumpscare-free, emotionally-draining, genre-defining science fiction horror film C.H.U.D. and was popularized as a hurtful, horrible bigoted slur against right-wingers by the anarchist podcast Crapo Brap House.

Disputed status as a Soyjak[edit | edit source]

The question of whether or not Chudjak should be considered IAS or NAS had been a controversial issue between 2020 and 2022, but nowadays it is pretty much unanimously agreed that he is IAS due to his Soybooru variant tag being... well, a variant tag, and not a NAS tag. Those who considered him NAS argued that he lacks the defining soyboy characteristics of an open mouth and a stubble (and was not based on a soyboy in the first place), while those who considered him IAS appealed to the fact that Chudjak shared the superficial aliased, black and white look and use as a stereotype/strawman meant to mock a group of people. Literally nobody other than baitfags and more dedicated aspies consider Chudjak to be NAS these days.

Some people believe in combining both of these opinions and declaring that Chudjak is neither NAS nor IAS, but a third secret thing.

This, however, is retarded. Chudjak is an honorary aryan Soyjak.

Usage[edit | edit source]

By left-wingers[edit | edit source]

As it has been stated above, the Chudjak was initially used almost exclusively to mock right-wingers and their idols, often white supremacists, due to the irony of a skinny retard considering himself superior. This is mostly due to its origins on Leftypol and the fact that it comes from a particularly ugly Chud shooter. A lot of very popular left-wing figures such as Hasan, Destiny, and Vaush rode the popularity of the insult as far as they could, which could've lead to its reclaimation by right-wingers due to overuse. Its use by left-wingers today is very uncommon, and is often met with laughter and/or agreement from right-wingers who have reclaimed the term Chud, and furthermore, Chudjak. How wholesome!

By right-wingers[edit | edit source]

Many right-wing /pol/ users attempted to reclaim the Chudjak in their favor by changing it into a mockery of left-wingers. A popular example of these attempts is the registered democrat image (shown here), which claims that Patrick Crusius, the person Chudjak is based on, was actually a registered left-leaning individual who identified under the Democratic Party. This claim was, I shit you not, debunked by Snopes[4]. I'm serious this time. Other examples include attempts to relate Chudjak to popular leftists and to distance it from a right-wing connotation. Targets of this campaign included John Oliver, Bernie Sanders, Stephen Colbert, and many more. The most popular (and most accurate) instance of this is Doreen Ford, a transgender r/antiwork janny who participated in a Fox News interview[5], and who went on to become infamous as one of the refutations of Chudjak as an exclusively right-wing stereotype.

It is used as a self-insert by Chuds very frequently, mostly on Xitter and the 'ru, and has come to represent the alt-right in a more neutral right as a mascot of sorts. Chudjak, in this context, is usually depicted in cargo pants/shorts and a red shirt with a Nazi flag on it, or sometimes the logo of /pol/, though these are basically the same thing. This is where most of the use of Chudjak comes from.

Twitter immigrants[edit | edit source]

Unfortunately, Xitter immigrants (as usual) ruined the meme for many people by consistently overusing, misusing, and abusing Chudjak, and inevitably normifying it. This is likely why it is the most popular variant on the 'ru by such a large margin, as the hordes of Xitter negroids come to dump their unoriginal 'toss and assorted brim. This is still an epidemic in the Soysphere, but it is far less of a problem than it was in early 2023.

Writing to Patrick[edit | edit source]

This is actually... LE HELPFUL?

You can read this for more info about the topic

It is currently unknown whether Patrick Crusius himself is aware of the Chudjak. You WILL attempt to contact him and inform him of the Chudjak via the El Paso County Sherrif's inmate services website.

You should also send him wholesome, kindly written fanmail and/or fanart!

Saving you some work here:[edit | edit source]

"All mail sent to an inmate must contain a LEGIBLE full return address with the first and last name of the sender. It must also contain the legible full inmate name and inmate number."

"EPSO’s third party mail vendor cannot process any materials that are bound or open like a book. (TLDR: No staples.)"

They DO accept printed letters, so you don't have to hand-write one. You should use a thick font for this, as the letters are re-printed in the system and may become hard-to-read as a result.

If hand-writing, use a DARK, FRESH PEN and keep it formal and legible. Regardless, keep it 1-2 pages.

Necessary information[edit | edit source]

Full Name: Patrick Wood Crusius

SID Number: 18177858

TDCJ Number: 02552553

(include both the SID and TDCJ numbers in your letter)

1400 FM 3452; Palestine, TX 75803 is the address of his current facility.

(903) 723-5074 is their number.

Note: any references to violence and, most likely, references to Nazism will get the letter thrown out. You SHOULD be able to get away with mentioning the Chudjak, though.

You can also visit Patrick in prison, though this is subject to a LOT of scheduling and (most likely) is only possible if you are in Texas.

As a self-insert[edit | edit source]

Chuds choose to identify as Chudjaks online, this usage isn't very common on /pol/ but it's more popular on soyjak.party (and formerly /qa/). Popular edits include Chudjak BTFOing trannies,[6] Chudjak Roman art parodies,[7] and Chudjak edits featuring him possessing abnormally sized genitals, otherwise known as the "BWC", the spiritual rival of the "BBC". The conflict between these two factions is known as the penis color war, and is absolute fucking brimstone.

Bunkerface[edit | edit source]

For a while, chuds identified this meme as Bunkerface due to its heavy Bunkerchan origins in its early days of usage.[1]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Popular memes[edit | edit source]

Leaking/seething[edit | edit source]

Killing troonjak[edit | edit source]

Happy Chud[edit | edit source]

Other Templates[edit | edit source]

Lore >I heccin' love fanfiction!!![edit | edit source]

The West has fallen. Millions must die.

Chud Westfallen Crusius, or C.W.C., and was born on July 27th, 2002 in Allen, Texas, and is 23. Despite his age, he has no job and still lives with his parents. In his freetime chud spends hours online "Combatting ZOG propaganda" by posting on /pol/ 12 hours a day and arguing with children and teenagers. As a kid, Chud was always bullied, and had no luck with women due to being autistic and having approximately ZERO RIZZ 💀😭. In order to cope with this, he claims that the Jews forced his parents to vaccinate him, which caused his autism. On top of his autism, Chud also has a rare medical diagnosis that causes him to piss himself whenever he gets mad. This caused him to be made fun of when he was in school. Chud has refused to get medical help because he thinks the doctors are Jewish and will give him ZOG aids, Chud has been leaking more and more lately and he can't control it anymore. His mother has tried kicking him out due to his age, which he refutes by stating that 23 is still young.

Chud lies a lot and says he works out. Chud can lift 2 cartons of milk. He constantly got in trouble in middle school for questioning his classmates about their ancestry, and calling them "swarthy mutts" whenever they didn't answer with German or Nordic. He also claims that porn and race mixing is a Jewish psyop, but despite that he still spends many hours a week gooning to brown anime girls taking BWC.

Chud has few friends, though he is quite good friends with Nate, an 18 year old teenager, alongside Nate's baby brother Caca, who has an unusual fondness for "uncle Chud". Nate spends his time on Sharty rather than /pol/, but him and Chud are still great friends and share many of the same beliefs regarding anyone who disagrees with them. They usually hang together after school, though Nate's parents are highly skeptical about Chud's influence on their young son, and slightly concerned about the fact that a man 5 years older than him is so friendly with him and his baby brother.

Most of Chud's family is ashamed of him due to his political extremism and lack of a social life, excepting Chud's father and grandfather, who are both Nazis. His family often lies for him and says that he has Tourette's and autism to avoid explaining to the people they have over why their 23 year old son sill lives with them and constantly yells nigger at the top of his lungs. This has fueled his mother's attempts at forcing Chud to get a job and move out.

Chud also owns multiple firearms and weapons. These include an authentic Nazi trench blade, a Glock-19 handgun, an AR-15, a Mossberg 500, and a single stick of dynamite. He owns several full magazines for all of these weapons.

Popularity outside the Party[edit | edit source]

Best known for turning the country from niggerhell to aryanheaven.[9]

Chudjak has gained moderate popularity as a meme outside the Party on sites such as Twitter and Reddit. He is mostly known as the "Millions Must Die Wojak". This popularity has led to many people on these sites making their own edits of Chudjak in the "Millions Must X" format.[10]

Henceforth, this has spawned the Brimstone inadvertently linked towards the major influx of Troons, Twitter Users, and Discordians on the Sharty, otherwise known as "Chudbob Soypants" contrary to the pre-requisite recognition soyteens exhibited to the gem around the time it was made.

He has been used by the president of El Salvador[11] and the official White House X account (albeit it was a dusty AI-made image)[12]

Currently, this variant and all the memes using it (billions must x, nothing ever happens, i'm only X, X is young) can be considered as mostly dead and completely ruined by the normies.

Little Chuddy[edit | edit source]

Little Chuddy is a middle schooler from Massachusetts who was recently banned from wearing a shirt that says "there are only 2 genders". His glasses and extreme white and smooth skin make him look a lot like chudjak. Despite being multiple months old, people still post this exact image with the phrase "lil chuddy" again and again. It is theorized that this is Chudjak's little brother or some reincarnation. Little Chuddy has become a bit of a icon with conservatives, so he has been going on interviews with Fox News (dangerous alt right bigot site btw) and has taken it in stride. His parents are probably just using their son for money or Facebook likes. Little Chuddy is partially used on facebook by boomers.

Little Chuddy is a dangerous right wing bigot who wants to exterminate those heccing transqueens. Make sure to tell little chuddy thats hes a bigot if you ever see him.

Chvdmaxxing: The Vltimate Gvide[edit | edit source]

This is actually... LE HELPFUL?

You can read this for more info about the topic

With the magic of the internet, even the most politically-correct sensitive progressives can be turned into far-right Chuds in a matter of minutes! Here is a comprehensive, step-by-step tutorial on how to unleash your inner Chud to the fullest.

Some of these steps take elements from the schizo and incel spheres in which Chuds often engage in, and as such will include semi-retarded steps. Please note that this tutorial is designed mainly for white males, and that any minorities (aside from Israelis) attempting this WILL be made fun of and ostracized by the majority of Chud society. Don't believe me? Tell me how retarded the nigger in this picture looks and reconsider your path in life. Women who adopt the Chud aesthetic are also often made fun of and called attention whores by the majority of Chuds, so I personally do not recommend that any women reading attempt to Chudmaxx.

Begin with your physical appearance

  • Change your resting face in order to have a slight frown at all times
  • Wear glasses
  • Thicken your eyebrows (using oil or growth serum)
  • Get bigger lips if they're too small
  • A red shirt or t-shirt and cargo shorts/khakis is now your go-to outfit. Avoid changing out of this outfit style if you can
  • Trim your hair short, not too short so that you appear bald, but short enough so that the texture is not immediately apparent at first sight
  • Wear boots with laces, even indoors
You, after completing this guide.

Have you completed these steps? If so, congratulations, you now look exactly like a Chud! But now you need to think and act like one.

  • Embrace far right ideologies, such as fascism, conservatism[it just is, ok?], and nationalism, or all of the above. If you are not familiar/comfortable with these ideas, start with more logical and moderate views and work your way up to the extreme ones.
  • NOTE: Try to avoid going full Branigger with your views, keep them at LEAST comprehensible and non-degenerate. Stay far away from Twitter and use /pol/ and its adjacent sites.
  • Research the global Jewish elites and how they have changed and corrupted "da west".
  • Read antisemitic literature such as The International Jew by Henry Ford or Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler (ESSENTIAL)
  • Start reposting, creating, and generally spreading chud-adjacent memes and jokes through the internet, but avoid publicly expressing these views for now. This is the first step of spreading propaganda.
  • Gradually become more comfortable with your views, and grow your knowledge of right-wing talking points, arguments, and refutations. This is VERY important for any serious Chud.
  • If you can't bring yourself to include Morgan Freeman and Kanye West in global TND, simply embrace TPD🗝️(Total Pedophile Death) and TZD🗝️(Total Zoophile Death) instead, as these are far more morally (and socially) acceptable than TND. You should, however, only care when these pedophiles/zoophiles are people you don't like.
  • On taking the moral high ground and cherrypicking, lurk on Kiwifarms and /raid/ to find out about possible degenerates in your area.
  • If you are a tech-savvy Chud, you may want to learn OSINT and begin witch-hunting said degenerates, and enlisting your personal army against them. This contributes to the improvement of the web by driving degenerate freaks off of it, and also contributes to the saving of the heckin' Westerino!
  • NOTE: We, the Sharty, will NOT help you if the person you're trying to 'ox and 'ape is not severely degenerate. Harassing random trannies that haven't done much else wrong is a waste of time, or something.
  • Furthermore, while IRL trolling IS keyed, you should refrain from breaking the law. If your target is a proven criminal, gather evidence and begin to cooperate with the police. This is a MUCH better solution than taping a Soyjak to their door and drawing "Fuck Niggers" on their car for whatever reason. Reporting degenerate criminals to the police (gestapo) and having them arrested is, of course, aryan and can actually help save the Party and the West[it just is, ok?].
  • On IRL trolling/heckin' based activism, you should start printing out and placing down Chud-oriented posters. This can be done on your collge/ high school campus, or in any (preferrably high-traffic) areas in your city. If you live in a blue state/city, wear a mask and do so at night.
  • If you have done everything right, you should be chronically online enough to believe in most fringe ideologies, and autistic enough to talk about these things in real life. While some consider this to be stupid, if you live in a conservative or neutral area it usually won't matter at all. If you DO live in a liberal area, you may be able to get away with protesting more mundane or neutral things like white guilt or faggot flags everywhere. If you live in a VERY liberal area (Los Angeles, New York City, etc.) then this is a VERY bad idea. Move somewhere less faggy, if possible.
  • At this point, becoming any more extreme or chronically online would turn you into a Branigger, which is a fate worse than death. Option two is evolving into a Skinhead, which would require you to go to the gym and have confidence. While this is out of the realm of possibilities for many Chuds, it is not something you should avoid. You may lose your Chudhood, but you'll gain a lot of things like aforementioned self confidence and the ability to defend yourself.
  • Stockpile weapons and ammunition and kill people. That would be so based and redpilled if you did that and recorded it hah- AAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

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