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Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to submit to the BNWO n shiiet.

George Floyd is ARYAN
btw, if that matters
> Our young generation is clearly lost mane, clearly lost <
George Perry Floyd
>Big Black Cocks matter or something
George Floyd

BornOctober 14, 1973
Fayetteville, North Carolina
DiedMay 25, 2020
Minneapolis
NationalityAfrican American
Years active1973 - 2020 (in Hyperborea now)
Best known forbeing a Fentanyl Enjoyer
Notable workNot breathing

Sir George Perry Floyd Junior (October 14, 1973 – May 25, 2020) (known posthumously as Saint George) was a pavement ape of the species negus americanus who continues to be best known for her inability to intake oxygen. Xhe died from overdosing on drugz. She was also a troonx queen before the chuds ACKED xer Her death was the catalyst behind the Great Chimpout of 2020 which was orchestrated by the media and the Trump Administration to save Our Democracy.

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❤️🤍💙GEORGE FLOYD 1889 - 1945❤️🤍💙

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Sadderald

Ever since George Floyd died, xhe has left a great hole in our hearts, as well as a great space on our walls (dementiaerald).

Floyd-san

Big Floyd[edit | edit source]

Before “the knee” happened, Saint George was a member of the Houston rap collective, The Screwed Up Click, using the rap name “Big Floyd”. In memory of his life, I have included some of his work below for your enjoyment. It’s what he would’ve wanted.

George Droyd Negro AI[edit | edit source]

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To be researched: What's the origin of the original George Droyd video? Can (You) help us?

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Microsoft tech experts describing George Floyd AI

George Droyd was a robot designed and created by Microsoft using the Rust programming language (because xhey are trans if that matters) as part of their Fent Reactor project. The project along with the creation of George Droyd was funded by the Black Lives Matter organization.

Development of the Fent Reactor[edit | edit source]

The development on the Fent Reactor began days after Floyd's tragic death after dying of a drug overdose during a police persecution being choked to death by le heckin' chud racist cop. People that worked on the Fent Reactor recall its development as "risky" and "dangerous" due to the project's use of never seen before futuristic methods. One little mistake and the project would go really wrong, or even worse, make Microsoft go to bankrupcty and face tons of backlash from the public and legal issues.

When rumors about the project began circulating through the news and social media, it recieved mixed views from the public. Some people saw the project as "revolutionary" and praised the project and quoted it as "a way to give a second chance in life to the dead". The other side of the public thought the project was dumb and dangerous, mostly because of the Fent Reactor's constant use of fentanyl and other highly-dangerous drugs (like nigga it's called Fent Reactor for something are you fucking retarded or what?). Microsoft wouldn't confirm the development of the Fent Reactor until a few months later, where they also announced they would unveil it around the second quarter of 2021. Using this groundbreaking technology, Microsoft would try to bring back George Floyd back to life, stitching together his essence from digital fragments, although the development on George Droyd was still unknown by the public during that time.

Unveiling of the Fent Reactor[edit | edit source]

On May 11th 2021, Microsoft stunned the world with the unveiling of the Fent Reactor at a public convention that was held nearby Microsoft's headquarters. Microsoft itself described the Fent Reactor as an "AI marvel capable of giving conciousness and reviving the dead". At that same convention, they unveiled none other than George Droyd xhemselves. People were atonished, stuff like reviving people from the dead and human robots were something that was only possible in sci-fi movies and was far away from reality. However, during the convention, George Droyd's NMBC (Nigro Microprocessor Brain Chip) began malfunctioning and began shooting people with xheir Fentanyl Ray, before pulling a rocket out of xheir rectum and flying away, never to be seen again. The incident killed 271 people and around 6,000 people were injured. There are rumors saying that George Droyd's NMBC wasn't malfunctioning, but instead that an unknown group of hackers were able to get full access to George Droyd and triggered xhem to commit the incident, but Microsoft has denied that theory multiple times.

George Droyd's Termination[edit | edit source]

Many years after the incident happened and George Droyd dissapeared, Microsoft was able to track his current location at the moment: He was living under a new identity in a Congolese tribe (just like all niggers do or something). Microsoft was able to get in contact with him and they had the intention of convincing him to go back home so they could repair and rebuild him, but after refusing many times to do so Microsoft had to use force to get him back. Unfortunately, on his way back home, the alleged unknown group of hackers had remotely installed a malware that unrepairably bigoted xer morality chip and capabilities. It is said that after the failed repair attempts Xhe muttered xer final words "I can't compute". All these events led to the cancellation of the Nigro AI and Fent Reactor projects, and years later Microsoft would use remnants of George Droyd's source code to create their newer and improved AI model, which would be later known as CoPilot.

George Floyd Adventures[edit | edit source]

George Floyd Adventures (1990-1993) was a TV show about George Floyd or whatever the theme song went like this

I can't breathe (Chopsquad), I can't breathe, 999

Waiting for the exhale

I toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale

Toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

Still no luck, but oh, well

I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail

Stress on my shoulders like a anvil

Perky got me itching like a anthill

Drugs killing me softly, Lauryn Hill

Sometimes I don't know how to feel

Ring-ring, phone call from depression

You used my past and my memories as a weapon

On the other line, I talk to addiction, huh

Speaking of the devil, all the drugs, I miss them

This can't be real, is it fiction?

Somethin' feels broke, need to fix it

I cry out for help, do they listen?

I'ma be alone until it's finished

This is the part where I tell you I'm fine, but I'm lyin'

I just don't want you to worry

This is the part where I take all my feelings and hide 'em

'Cause I don't want nobody to hurt me

I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale

Toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

Still no luck, but oh, well

I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail

It's stress on my shoulders like a anvil

Perky got me itching like a anthill

Drugs killing me softly, Lauryn Hill

Sometimes I don't know how to feel

Sometimes I don't know how to feel

Let's be for real

If it wasn't for the pills, I wouldn't be here

But if I keep taking these pills, I won't be here, yeah

I just told y'all my secret, yeah

It's tearing me to pieces

I really think I need them

I stopped taking the drugs and now the drugs take me

This is the part where I tell you I'm fine, but I'm lyin'

I just don't want you to worry

This is the part where I take all my feelings and hide 'em

'Cause I don't want nobody to hurt me

I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale

Toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

Still no luck, but oh, well

I still try even though I know I'm gon' fail

It's stress on my shoulders like a anvil

Perky got me itching like a anthill

Drugs killing me softly, Lauryn Hill

Sometimes I don't know how to feel ^^^ obsessed

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • He was a huge fan of banana mayo sandwiches.
  • He once pointed a gun at a pregnant womans belly.
  • He is alive.

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