Gigapedo Prevention Clause

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If you don't want to get your soyquote giggerquoted, put this at the bottom of your mesage. Snopes has yet to confirm if this is legally binding, or a repeat of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDHDM7PfyYs

Someone on /soy/ then made a revised version of it.

```Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)```
```Version 1.0, November 2025```
```Author: Chud```
```1. PREAMBLE```
```This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).```
```2. GRANT OF RIGHTS```
```The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.```
```3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE```
```By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:```
```- A certified 'p gooner```
```- A colossal pedophile```
```- A retarded nigger```
```- An obsessed jartycuck```
```4. ENFORCEMENT```
```Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:```
```- Permanent ban by board jannies```
```- Your IP address being leaked```
```- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"```
```5. NO WARRANTY```
```This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.```
```6. ACCEPTANCE```
```Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.```
```COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.```
```- END OF LICENSE -```