Gigapedo Prevention Clause
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If you don't want to get your soyquote giggerquoted, put this at the bottom of your mesage. Snopes has yet to confirm if this is legally binding, or a repeat of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDHDM7PfyYs
Someone on /soy/ then made a revised version of it.
```Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)``` ```Version 1.0, November 2025``` ```Author: Chud``` ```1. PREAMBLE``` ```This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).``` ```2. GRANT OF RIGHTS``` ```The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.``` ```3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE``` ```By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:``` ```- A certified 'p gooner``` ```- A colossal pedophile``` ```- A retarded nigger``` ```- An obsessed jartycuck``` ```4. ENFORCEMENT``` ```Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:``` ```- Permanent ban by board jannies``` ```- Your IP address being leaked``` ```- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"``` ```5. NO WARRANTY``` ```This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.``` ```6. ACCEPTANCE``` ```Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.``` ```COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.``` ```- END OF LICENSE -```