List of birthdays

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Below is a list of birthdays for all the people involved in the Soysphere and those extensively studied by soyentists, make sure to send them gifts and food on their birthday! (Even though for legal reasons you should not contact them!)

January

January 1, 1980: Anton Maximov/Levi Goldberg
January 6, 2002: The Incest Twins/Kyla Hunt and Xyla Hunt.
January 8, 1995: Lee Goldson/Barneyfag
January 9 2010: Luxiofag
January 15, 1999: heghodge/Deva D. Craig
January 20, 1953: Jeffrey Epstein ^{(You) WON'T wish him a happy birthday because he is dead and a Jewish pedophile}
January 21, 1991: Tefal/Tefal Rabinowitz

February

February 2, 1983: Swaglord/Jay Louis Irwin
February 11, 1973: Lyfjaberg/Yuma Wolfgang Hostrop
February 15, 1986: ALTERNATIVE/Dave Peters
February 15, 2008: XXX SKIBIDISIGMA XXX^[1]
February 18, 2005: M1das/Justin Leznik
February 23, 1991: OMOCAT/Tiffany C. Liao
February 29, 1980: Ynitsed/Russel Kohl
February 29, 2024: Soyjak.blog ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}^{[even doe feb 29 only comes every 4 years]}

March

March 1, 1969: Ernest Khalimov
March 2, 1983: Adam Conover
March 3, 1922: Semen Hitler ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
March 4, 1993: Ryou/Pascal Kammer
March 6, 1982: Avencherus/Jared Michael Moore
March 6, 1992: Cobson^[2]
March 10, 1957: Osama bin Laden ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
March 12, 1995: Tamers12345/Aaron M. Mead
March 14, 1918: Abba Kovner ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
March 16, 2004: Bluefolf/Jaden Robert Schick
March 18, 1988: Maddy Thorson
March 18, 1997: Michael Yiming Huang‎ and Cary Kaiming Huang‎
March 21, 1984: archaeowicker/Thomas Brooke
March 21, 1994: Studio Massa/Sam Tollenaar
March 22, 1982: Adam Ragusea^[3]
March 24, 1956: Steve Ballmer
March 27, 1999: 'gatorfag sl33p^[4]
March 29, 2021: This very wiki!
March 30, 1938: Klaus Schwab

April

April 2, 1990: Alyssa Mercante
April 3, 1995: ChibiReviews/Jacob William Seibers
April 6, 1964: Tim Walz
April 6, 1982: DarkSydePhil/Philip Paul Burnell
April 12, 2005: Pawtzel/Noah John Huber^[5]
April 14, 1999: DarlingStrawb/Alexis Hatt
April 18, 1996: Nux Taku/Tanner Nanfito
April 20, 1889: Soot/Adolf Hitler ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
April 21, 2000: F1nnst5r/Jude E. Howarth
April 22, 1964: /Joseph Hernandez
April 28, 1937: Saddam Hussein ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
April 30, 1996: Jocat/Joseph Catalanello

May

May 1, 1994: Mutahar^[6]
May 2, 2005: Parlo/Tobias O’Keefe
May 8, 1987: Keoki/James O'Donnell
May 11, 2009: Kernung/Leon
May 12, 1997: Ruben Sim
May 13, 2002: Giggly Goonclown/Orion Grant Passmore
May 14, 1997: Pyrocynical/Niall Anthony Murphy
May 19, 1992: Nikocado Avocado/Nicolas Perry
May 22, 1942: Ted Kaczynski ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
May 22, 2006: FallenChungus/Francis Joseph Benditt IV
May 23, 1987: Ronnie McNutt ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
May 24, 2002: Bill Jensen/Shane Boyle
May 26, 2000: Yegi/Hwang Ye-ji

June

June 8, 1977: Kanye West
June 10, 1969: Svante Thunberg
June 13, 2006: LeadPipe_Images/Brayden Coleman
June 14, 1946: Donald Trump
June 14, Year unknown: aztechicano^[7]
June 16, 1996: Rondomi/David Anthony Dominguez^[8]
June 17, 1995: Jax/Michael James Kovach
June 24, 1971: Satoko Houjou ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead ^{[ev&oe she is stuck in a time loop or some raisin]}, because (you) will ok!}
June 28, 1989: Markiplier/Mark Edward Fischbach
June 30, 1988: Kuz/Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov

July

July 4, 1776: America
July 6, 1968: GeoTerra/Jackie Wayne Rhodes^[9]
July 6, 2002: Angeleno
July 6, 1946: George W. Bush
July 10, 1980: James Rolfe
July 10, 1998: Anise ASMR/Ramani A. Menjugas
July 18, Year unknown: Chesnaught^[10]
July 20, 1989: Skelton/Kegan Smith
July 21, 2002: LavenderCoffee/Brock Andrew Zemba^[11]
July 22, 1994: Karambit/Peter Alex Bowers
July 23, 1993: Rev says desu/Louis Scott Testone Jr.
July 24, 1974: Boogie2988/Steven Jason Williams
July 29, 1883: Benito Mussolini ^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
July 30, 1990: Caine/Alex Rochon

August

August 1, 1997: Nobbla/Olin A. Parker
August 2, 1984: J.D. Vance
August 3, 2021: SoyBooru
August 4, 1960: Barack Obama
August 4, 1990: Sangria Snake/Robert Hansel Douglas
August 4, 2007: Warrior-Z^[12]
August 7, 1990: Sanji90/Andrea Tiby
August 8, 1945: Prue/Thomas Victor O'Carroll
August 16, 1993: SquatToilet77/Ryan J. Farrick
August 16, 2002: Turkey Tom/Thomas Hanson
August 19, 1946: Bill Clinton (the real guy, not the namefag)

September

September 3, 1994: 4lung/John Louise Fredericks.
September 6, 2008: Antiswarthy
September 8, 2003: GemersonLakeAndPalmer
September 10, 1994: ZekromLover
September 10, 2005: Gone fishinq/Tristan Orth
September 15, 1997: Illymations/Ilyssa Grace Levy
September 21, 1990: tcalias/James Donley
September 20, 1985: Zephro/Choo Wai Wing
September 20, 2020: soyjak.party
September 21, 2001: Storser/Patrick Pape
September 28, 1978: Daneboe/Dane Boedigheimer

October

October 1, 2003: 4chan
October 5, 2002: TinaFate1/David Delgado
October 9, 1986: Brainnotonyet/Karl Alexander Folk
October 10, 2002: Aimkid/Sophia White
October 11, 1994: Gooseworx/Cooper Smith Goldwin
October 14, 1973: George Floyd ^{(You) WILL wish him a happy birthday even though he is dead, because (You) just will, OK?}
October 14, 1993: Charlie Kirk ^{(You) WILL wish him a happy birthday even though he is dead, because (You) just will, OK?}
October 14, 1998: loserbent/Samuel Pacheco Roces
October 17, 1995: SchoolOnSunday/Kayode Akinrimisi
October 18, 1991: Nemlei/Sini Meskus
October 20, 1964: Kamala Harris
October 21, 1949: Benjamin Netanyahu
October 24, 1998: Kingdavey
October 30, 2008: Kaaatie/A3DGhost/alzieXlab^{(why does xhe has so many aliases)}

November

November 2, 1992: Pomni/Lizzie Freeman
November 2, 2009: Crimzon Fur/Asher McRae
November 4, 1997: Noah Samsen
November 6, 1992: Corinne/Alexandra Grafstrom
November 9, 1996: CeceFem/Angelford Sho Humpheres
November 11, 2003: Onionbred/Gerda Sude Turbanisch
November 12, 2001: Frapollo94/Francesco Fiorello
November 16, 1976: Hiro/Hiroyuki Nishimura
November 19, 2008: Hamas_2^[13]
November 20, 1942: Joe Biden
November 28, 2001: Ryan Palmeter ^{(You) WILL wish him a happy birthday even though he is dead, because (You) just will, OK?}

December

December 4, 1892: Francisco Franco ^{(You) WILL wish him a happy birthday even though he is dead, because (You) just will, OK?}
December 9, 1992: Joshua Conner Moon
December 10, 2006: Joel
December 12, 1982: Greg Lansky
December 15, 1969: Terry Davis ^{(You) WILL wish him a happy birthday even though he is dead, because (You) just will, OK?}
December 16, 1991: Doll
December 20, 2004: Darius
December 24, 1940: Dr. Anthony Fauci
December 29, 1997: Breadpanes/Callum Peter E. Cowie
December 31, 1989: d66if/Reza Haider

Snopes

↑ https://archive.today/SND0U
↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-22/https://www.boxofficemojo.com:443/movies/?id=lawnmowerman.htm
↑ ~~https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9295063#p9295290~~^{[IT'S OVER]}
↑ https://archive.today/WO5qw
↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-23/https://doxbin.com:443/upload/PawtzelKazoFurfagtrannywhorapedhislittlebrother
↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-22/https://x.com:443/OrdinaryGamers/status/1256028487061815297
↑ https://archive.today/5n9hj
↑ https://archive.ph/habuj
↑ ~~https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8845659.html~~^{[IT'S OVER]} [~~https://archive.today/wip/fzabJ~~^{[IT'S OVER]} (archive.today link)]
↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-33/https://blog.soyjak.st:443/index.php?threads/you-questions-for-me-now.5270/page-3 (backup: https://cf.mickai.me/f77a48c7f20feaecce4b982d.html)
↑ https://archive.today/SUuOf
↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-34/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/131166 [~~https://archive.ph/O8HPz~~^{[IT'S OVER]} (archive.today link)]
↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-42/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/89858

[1] ttps://archive.today/SND0U

[2] ttps://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-22/https://www.boxofficemojo.com:443/movies/?id=lawnmowerman.htm

[3] ~~https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9295063#p9295290~~^{[IT'S OVER]}

[4] ttps://archive.today/WO5qw

[5] ttps://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-23/https://doxbin.com:443/upload/PawtzelKazoFurfagtrannywhorapedhislittlebrother

[6] ttps://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-22/https://x.com:443/OrdinaryGamers/status/1256028487061815297

[7] ttps://archive.today/5n9hj

[8] ttps://archive.ph/habuj

[9] ~~https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8845659.html~~^{[IT'S OVER]} [~~https://archive.today/wip/fzabJ~~^{[IT'S OVER]} (archive.today link)]

[10] ttps://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-33/https://blog.soyjak.st:443/index.php?threads/you-questions-for-me-now.5270/page-3 (backup: https://cf.mickai.me/f77a48c7f20feaecce4b982d.html)

[11] ttps://archive.today/SUuOf

[12] ttps://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-34/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/131166 [~~https://archive.ph/O8HPz~~^{[IT'S OVER]} (archive.today link)]

[13] ttps://gyo.tc/2026-0715-0959-42/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/89858

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