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Virtual reality is related to ze Vorld Economic Forum Eat every bug (you) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.
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Virtual reality (VR) is an immersive medium for playing video games and ((("The Metaverse™️©️))) Soyak can sometimes be seen playing on a VR headset, even though he prefers his Nintendo Switch. Other soyjaks may use VR as an alternative to BBC therapy and meds. They can be seen playing special simulation headsets such as "CALM" or "COOM" or "BNWO". The proliferation of VR as well as the deep investment into the development and mass shilling of "the metaverse" demonstrates the tendency of the people of the modern day to run towards delusions and all that is illusory and false from what is pure, good and true.

Metaverses[edit | edit source]

  • VRChat - once a place for unwashed goyim to hang out, now a place for troons, furfags (thankfully most of them actually do follow the rules) and degenerate sex pests to groom kids.[a] May even be worse than Discord. Possible final frontier of raiding. vrchat raiders are retards
  • (((Horizon))) - Mark Zuckerberg's dark twisted wet fantasy. Apparently der 'berg is planning to shut it down after being too much of a DNB. [1]
  • NeosVR - a filesystem-based dnb of a platform. The head dev Frooxius actually left to develop (((Resonite))) after his friend tried to pull off some (((shady cryptocurrency-related stuff))).
  • (((Resonite))) - Neos + bsky-tier moderation + QoL improvements that lag the game.
  • RecRoom † - a "boring" 'blox knockoff that aspies obsess over, and that somehow has pedos in it as well. Recently suffered from a ban wave. Safer then VRChat, due to the fact that UGC content is actually moderated, so you won't see random peckers. Shuts down on 6/1[2], due to lack of funding. It was pretty fun. However this game has an AI voice moderation system so you can't scream slurs at faggots
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  • Gorilla Tag - Baby's favorite. Really chudded shockingly! Features simple gameplay (as in you don't need buttons to play), which is probably why it's the biggest game on the platform, and why it attracts so many cacas. Run by jews which is why there's trans flag items and hanukkah related cosmetics. Was really good in 2021 but became a dead nigger baby after a generational fall off in 2024.
  • Pavlov Shack - First person VR shooter that carried VR during 2021-2023, but went paid on release, becoming a dead nigger baby.

Notes

  1. The jannies are aware of the issues though, but they will take actions against sex pests ONLY IF YOU FEED THEM WITH EVIDENCE, because they do it for free!)
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