St. Johns Bridge
|
Everyone who jumped from here ACK'ed! GEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!
|
The St. John's Bridge is a TTD-inducing gemerald.St. Johns Bridge | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Born | June 13, 1931 |
| Occupation | Killing trannies |
| Best known for | Having a pretty view |
The St. Johns Bridge also known as SJB for short is a steel bridge in Portland, Oregon. It is best known for having a pretty view and being one of the deadliest TTD weapons of all time, making trannies go >ACK! whenever they dare to cross it.
Its basically The Bridge of Death for trannies, it has cursed troons who have even been in proximity of it.
Victims Owns[edit | edit source]
Given its tall structure, this bridge has become a famous spot for suicidal people in Oregon to jump off and become An Hero, especially trannies. There are 3 confirmed kills so far:
Andrew Fosgate[edit | edit source]
Main article: Andrew Fosgate
Probably the most famous victim, a literal nophono who decided to jump after so much hecking transphobia. On 2 May 2025, xhe left home overnight, took a bus to the bridge, and posted a photo from atop it on xitter with the caption "it's a pretty view" and "long way down". Xer body was recovered from the Willamette River below 8 days later, on 10 May 2025. This suicide has turned xer into some sort of tranny martyr, influencing other suicides.
"Lillia" Holland[edit | edit source]
Another literal who troon who jumped off the bridge on 9 September 2025, 4 months after Fosgate.
Anthony Onstott[edit | edit source]
Main article: SeveredData
The most recent addition to this list, a literal groomer pedophile who jumped off on 24 November 2025 after also posting about it on social media. Xe admitted to grooming a 14 year old.
Last thing xe wrote in his an hero is that he wont be abled to play gta 6 and would like to be told if its good (even doe you're dead nigga?)
Conflicts[edit | edit source]
The bridge was host to the soyduel of the same name, in which troons and chuds fought over who decided to keep their 'tosses on the bridge.
