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Operation Impish Resolve

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Operation Impish Resolve was a Sharty winraid.

Reason for victory: It's just getting started.

This is a Swedish Win!
This page is a gem.
This page is not a stub. This is all there is to know about the subject.
The best image.
HOLY GEM

Operation Impish Resolve began as a thread posted on December 19, 2025, where the OP flew to (((Disney World))) in order to bring a cardboard cutout of the push-up impjak in order to assert Swedish dominance over (((them))).[1] He attempted to get Goofy to hold Impjak, but the Mossad agents sent by Lord Kike ximself stopped OP.

After that encounter, OP took photos of Impjak from as many photo spots in (((Disney World))) as possible, taking advantage of the fact that some SNCA campaign let him stay after hours(NevermindNVKE those niggers didn't let me see the Christmas after hours parade). While OP was trying to get the other photos, 2 shitskins tried to ambush him (presumably to steal and gift Impjak to xheir overlord, Mossad), but OP tactically evaded their ambush by being kind and not saying a slur the millisecond he saw someone darker than him.[2] Seeing this, many 'teens signed up to help continue the fight.[3][4]

Operation Impish Resolve turned into a continuous operation where 'teens must go to National Landmarks, theme parks, famous places, etc. And gem them up with drawings/ cutouts of 'jaks.

Strategy[edit | edit source]

WHAT ((YOU)) VVILL DO:[edit | edit source]

OP requested that all 'teens who visit major theme parks partake in the same festivity as xe did during the holiday season.

Print or draw out any 'jak, and place xhem around any theme park, Disney, Universal, LEGOLAND, etc. Get one of the mascots especially goofy to hold an impjak and take a picture before MOSSAD catches you.

  • Raiderald
    Raiderald
  • CEMENT YOURSELF AS A RAIDGOD
    CEMENT YOURSELF AS A RAIDGOD

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • the first photo (GEM)
    the first photo (GEM)
  • Test Track Raiderald
    Test Track Raiderald
  • AMERISHART SPOTTED
    AMERISHART SPOTTED
  • Conquered Canada award
    Conquered Canada award
  • Conquered England award
    Conquered England award
  • Conquered France award (I went there too geg)
    Conquered France award (I went there too geg)
  • Conquered (((Morocco))) award
    Conquered (((Morocco))) award
  • OYYYY MY FAUCI IT'S NINTENDO TOYS
    OYYYY MY FAUCI IT'S NINTENDO TOYS

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.ph/8oCGG https://megalodon.jp/2025-1220-0557-51/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14482314.html
  2. ↑ https://archive.is/ixDia https://megalodon.jp/2025-1222-2344-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14520172.html https://megalodon.jp/2025-1223-1155-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14520172.html
  3. ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BSvIA
  4. ↑ Simultaneously on the same day, a 'teen placed an 'arty poster over troon propaganda. https://megalodon.jp/2025-1223-1229-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14528593.html
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