(((Money)))

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(((Money))) is any object, seen as valuable ^{(or any system)} that us, as humans, have accepted that is has value. (((money))) it is used by you; to spend on your goyslop that keeps you as a soyboy, meanwhile me; I use it to invest my money in businesses that makes me more rich instead of wasting my time on cartoon bald men with glasses website ^{(I just do, okay?)}. The owner also uses it to pay the servers so the IRC, 'ru, and the sharty servers don't get (((shut down))) by the end of the month since keeping them on isn't free. and furfags; ^{(aka subhumans)} use it to buy their suits to larp as animals ev&oe they will never be one. And in general absolutely every modern human, not matter if they're from a third world country or a first world country use it daily, because the core of our modern civilization is based on it. Also (((jews))) are obsessed with it.

But what is EXACTLY money, though?[edit | edit source]

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(((Money)))} it's not only limited to cash and pennies, but also come in different shapes, which our ancestors, and us, have use since the beginning of time; one example of the multiple form of it, it's trade; which was ^{(and still)} be use; which consist on two people, or more; exchanging objects, materials, animals, or people. The core function of (((money))) it's to be use to trade, both in small and bigger scale.

(((Money))) is used as a medium of exchange to pay goods, services, and debts, and also as a store of value, an example of a store of valuable are piggy banks; it's possibly that you one! ^{(for whatever shit you're saving for)}, and the other types of (((banks)))

In modern society; (((money))) it is now digital, rather than physical, this is due to ((("""Moving forward as a heckin more technological, less bigoted modern society, and to facilitate the accounting of it""")))

>BUT how do I can obtain (((money)))?[edit | edit source]

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obtaining (((money))) can be get through a dozen of multiple ways, but in this page it'll be written the main ways the average person do it.

Obtaining/having a j*b 🥀; doesn't matter even if you work at mcdonalds, the payment? well, that's another story. ^{(or your (((boss))) can over-exploit you if you're an immigrant or you're in a precarious situation where they can take advantage of you for their own benefit.)}.

stealing the personal belongings of another human being; which consist of depriving the other person of their belongings either by force; or by stealing their belongings while they are not nearby, this is obviously illegal, and it's also niggers favorite activity.