This page is here to document all instances of funny things 'ki staff had to do or have seen, ranging from bans, page deletions, edits, rejections, etc. Before adding anything here <big>{{Redtext|make sure to ask a superior}}</big> on whether it would be appropriate to add something or not (and what to potentially censor), {{thoughtext|though}} it's safe to add things entirely visible via public logs (anything accessible via [[Special:RecentChanges|Recent Changes]]). As custom if you add information you should add yourself to the list of writers concerning a section and add the superior you consulted.
{{Gegbull|1=A lot of these people are massive retards|2=These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.}}
This page is here to document all instances of funny things 'ki staff had to do or have seen, ranging from bans, page deletions, edits, rejections, etc. Before adding anything here make sure it is notable enough to add something or not by using the examples below. Only add things entirely visible via public logs (anything accessible via [[Special:RecentChanges|Recent Changes]]). As custom if you add information you should add yourself to the list of writers.
{{Gegbull|1=A lot of these people are massive retards|2=These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.}}
{{wew|Oh my Fauci this is just like my heckin' so-bad-it's-good movies!}}
{{wew|Oh my Fauci this is just like my heckin' so-bad-it's-good movies!}}
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{{Quote|>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks it is a terrible game made by a pedophile that nobody should play or else they will be seething the devil should be doxed. because they are shitty people}}
{{Quote|>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks it is a terrible game made by a pedophile that nobody should play or else they will be seething the devil should be doxed. because they are shitty people}}
Which was then rejected by [[User:North]], with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected by North due to it being an SNCA gigastub." This therefore prompted the Dandycaca to just, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARaF8G3h0Y| remake it, again!]
Which was then rejected by [[User:North|North]], with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected by North due to it being an SNCA gigastub." This therefore prompted the Dandycaca to just, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARaF8G3h0Y| remake it, again!]
{{Quote|>Dandys world is a trannie game on roblox made by a pedophile in which you do shitty machines and collect stuff it is basically another dead by daylight clone with shitty textures slapped onto it}}
{{Quote|>Dandys world is a trannie game on roblox made by a pedophile in which you do shitty machines and collect stuff it is basically another dead by daylight clone with shitty textures slapped onto it}}
Again, rejected by [[User:North]], with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected again by North due to it still being an SNCA gigastub." But he did '''not''' learn, and, just tried again!<sup>do nueditors REALLY?</sup>, This was so out of place that [[User:North]] thereby modified the [[Template:Rejected]] template to support the addition of an "again" string<sup> and a "dueto" arg but that's snca or somealgo</sup>. What did he then do? He just remade it... AGAIN!
Again, rejected by [[User:North|North]], with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected again by North due to it still being an SNCA gigastub." But he did '''not''' learn, and, just tried again!<sup>do nueditors REALLY?</sup>, This was so out of place that [[User:North|North]] thereby modified the {{t|Rejected}} template to support the addition of an "again" string<sup> and a "dueto" arg but that's snca or somealgo</sup>. What did he then do? He just remade it... AGAIN!
{{Quote|>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks}}
{{Quote|>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks}}
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*Never was classified therefore staff consulting unnecessary
*Never was classified therefore staff consulting unnecessary
[[User:Furry]] was<sup>ev&doe xhe came back</sup> an [[Angeleno]] era user who had a peculiar obsession with creating user pages. This prompted Angeleno to, for some reason, color his username {{redtext|red}}, thereby making it impossible for him to "remove" all red colored user pages. The red name was removed some time ago by [[Cobblestone]].
[[User:Furry|Furry]] was<sup>ev&doe xhe came back</sup> an [[Angeleno]] era user who had a peculiar obsession with creating user pages. This prompted Angeleno to, for some reason, color his username {{redtext|red}}, thereby making it impossible for him to "remove" all red colored user pages. The red name was removed some time ago by [[Cobblestone]].
*Never classified (relevant logs/pages are public)
*Never classified (relevant logs/pages are public)
[[Special:Contributions/~Chud76764]] was an anonymous user who showed up one day asking for the page on [[The Happy Merchant]] to be censored. Normally noubeidore cares about normies wanting this place censored given that readers have to choose to be here in the first place, but the talkpage comment left was cause for concern.
[[User:~Chud76764|~Chud76764]] was an anonymous user who showed up one day asking for the page on [[The Happy Merchant]] to be censored. Normally noubeidore cares about normies wanting this place censored given that readers have to choose to be here in the first place, but the talkpage comment left was cause for concern.
{{q|>can this be deleted or changed? its really not funny seeing shit like this my kid uses this wiki}}
{{q|>can this be deleted or changed? its really not funny seeing shit like this my kid uses this wiki}}
This resulted in [[user:GauntletThrown]] effortreplying to possible bait and [[user:MarketPliers]] permablocking the user (designated [[bp/|BadParent76764]] for this section's purposes) for [[Cacacaust|rule G11]] - 'this IP's child apparently uses the wiki'
This resulted in [[user:GauntletThrown|GauntletThrown]] effortreplying to possible bait and [[user:MarketPliers|MarketPliers]] permablocking the user (designated [[bp/|BadParent76764]] for this section's purposes) for [[Cacacaust|rule G11]] - 'this IP's child apparently uses the wiki'
Then bp76764 went to his (or her, the difference isn't important) user talk page to explain what he? was doing.
Then bp76764 went to his (or her, the difference isn't important) user talk page to explain what he(?) was doing.
{{q|>no I'm worried my child will use the wiki because I teached her wiki software and I discovered this wiki through her posts on facebook}}
{{q|>no I'm worried my child will use the wiki because I teached her wiki software and I discovered this wiki through her posts on facebook}}
It's probably child abuse if you're letting your kid have unrestricted access to the point where you let your kid on the Soysphere considering [[Rapeson|all]] [[Chicken Factory|the]] [[Operation No Nut November|not]] [[BBC|kid]] [[Trannies|friendly]] [[Cobbess|things]] [[Nigger|on]] [[TND|there]].
It's probably child abuse if you're letting your kid have unrestricted internet access to the point where you let your kid on the Soysphere considering [[Rapeson|all]] [[Chicken Factory|the]] [[Operation No Nut November|not]] [[BBC|kid]] [[Trannies|friendly]] [[Cobbess|things]] [[Nigger|in]] [[TND|here]].
=== Wiki editor ===
=== Wiki editor ===
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{{Award|Responsible for the strict AI ban rule change on the wiki award}}
{{Award|Responsible for the strict AI ban rule change on the wiki award}}
* Written by: [[user:Neptune]]
* Written by: [[user:Neptune|Neptune]]
* Never classified (relevant logs/pages are public)
* Never classified (relevant logs/pages are public)
[[user:Wiki editor]] originally created the account in October of 2025, and was pretty unremarkable for the first few months of its existence. However, on April 10, 2026, he would enact the first of his multi-kilobyte additions on the [[Rapeson]] page. This edit consisted of a slew of new entries on the "unconfirmed crimes" section, although he at least had the sense to keep it in the collapsible box. An example is provided below, showing obvious hallmarks of AI-generated writing while having no connection to 'apeson himself:
[[user:Wiki editor|Wiki editor]] originally created the account in October of 2025, and was pretty unremarkable for the first few months of its existence. However, on April 10th, 2026, he would enact the first of his multi-kilobyte additions on the [[Rapeson]] page. This edit consisted of a slew of new entries on the "unconfirmed crimes" section, although he at least had the sense to keep it in the collapsible box. An example is provided below, showing obvious hallmarks of AI-generated writing while having no connection to 'apeson himself:
{{Quote|>Used advanced gene-editing to create a beautiful, fast-growing species of ivy. He then secretly planted this ivy at the foundations of historically significant buildings, cathedrals, and monuments around the world. The ivy's root system was engineered to be exceptionally aggressive, silently pulverizing the foundations and ensuring the eventual, simultaneous collapse of centuries of human culture.}}
{{Quote|>Used advanced gene-editing to create a beautiful, fast-growing species of ivy. He then secretly planted this ivy at the foundations of historically significant buildings, cathedrals, and monuments around the world. The ivy's root system was engineered to be exceptionally aggressive, silently pulverizing the foundations and ensuring the eventual, simultaneous collapse of centuries of human culture.}}
[[User:Synonymous|Synonymous]], formerly known as [[User:Anonymous SAGE!|Anonymous SAGE!]] and [[User:Soyak|Soyak]], was a former 'ki mediator, former [[SNCApedia]] janny and [[Swinny]] janny. He is [[best known for]] being permabanned and unbanned over and over again until he was finally banned permanently for spamming a 'ox of a 'ru nophono called "SoyGODTNDmaster".
[[User:Synonymous|Synonymous]], formerly known as [[User:Anonymous SAGE!|Anonymous SAGE!]] and [[User:Soyak|Soyak]], was a former 'ki mediator, former janny in [[SNCApedia]] and the [[Swinny]]. He is [[best known for]] being permabanned and unbanned over and over again until he was finally banned permanently for spamming a 'ox of a 'ru nophono called "SoyGODTNDmaster".
On June 17, 2026, a literal who mediator requested to ban Synonymous due to being banned on the 'ru. Suddenly, Synonymous started having a [[Leakage|complete meltdown]] on how le heckin' incel hackers from r/markiplier are "[[Schizophrenia|friends with]] [[ESL FNF Pedo|'p spammers]]". If he's ever active, you might have a chance to milk gegs from him from xis very own talk page.
On June 17, 2026, a literal who mediator requested to ban Synonymous due to being banned on the 'ru. Suddenly, Synonymous started having a [[Leakage|complete meltdown]] on how le heckin' incel hackers from r/markiplier are "[[Schizophrenia|friends with]] [[ESL FNF Pedo|'p spammers]]". If he's ever active, you might have a chance to milk gegs from him from xis very own talk page.
=== {{Jartytext|Blue Archive Pedos}} ===
*Written by: [[User:Neptune|Neptune]]
* Consulted staff: none, all public information
Between June 23rd and July 2nd 2026, users [[User:Masaya Oya|Masaya Oya]] and [[User:爆裂大乌魂|爆裂大乌魂]] (translates to "Explosive Great Crow Soul" apparently, which will be abbreviated as "EGCS" for convenience) would each make a series of edits on the page for the game {{Jartytext|Blue Archive}}. The game, in which the protagonist molests a bunch of underage schoolgirls o algo, is infamous for (predictably) having a fanbase rife with pedophiles. The page was originally just a redirect to the [[Pedophilia]] page itself, but the redirect target was changed to [[Lolicon]] by Masaya ximself back in February. The page was largely forgotten for the next few months, with Masaya and a few other users making infrequent contributions (which, for the most part, acknowledged the game's highly pedophilic nature).
However, beginning June 23rd, Masaya and EGCS would both begin to frequently edit the page. Notably, many of these edits seemingly would have required knowledge obtained from actually playing the game. Of the two, EGCS was certainly more entertaining, as he was an also ESL sperg from China who frequently dropped TRVTHNVKEs like "A bunch of nigger wiki hosting platforms rejected my self-entertainment." As both users became more visible due to their edits, others would begin to notice their rampant pedophilia and lolifaggotry. This would eventually culminate in EGCS stating that "[[Special:PermanentLink/417001|People who oppose loli anime aren’t necessarily good people]]". Soon after, the two were rightfully banished, and their userpages were raped with BBC launchers. Afterwards, a gigachad aryan beast reverted the Blue Archive page itself back to a pedophilia redirect.
Moral of the story: '''DO NOT FUCKING PLAY 'P ARCHIVE. YOU {{Redtext|VVILL}} BECOME A JARTYCUCK.'''
=== Chadantihumantrafficker ===
*Written by: [[User:G-Man|G-Man]]
A user who joined on July 8, 2026, and would start editing later that month. His first action would be creating a page about the Colombian government being shit, which despite being formatted as a [[Reddit|greentext story]] and not a normal article, would somehow get approved. It was first marked for deletion and then made an [[Soyjak Wiki:Exhibit B|exhibit]].
His second action would be creating a poorly written article on the Sandy Hook school shooting. The article would be initially rejected by an approver who would inform [[Fenriris]],<ref>[[User talk:Fenriris#lmfao]]</ref> drawing the attention of [[Cobblestone]], who despite not being an admin anymore demanded the article to be approved since it "didn't break any rules", which Fenriris accepted. The article would instantly become controversial, as pages on shootings and shooters are repudiated by 'teens due to associations with [[ED]], {{Glowtext|failtrolls and TCCfags}}. The article would be marked for deletion multiple times and the talk page was filled with people (most of them being [[Soyjak Wiki:Staff|staff members]]) asking for it to be deleted, which everyone agreed on but Cobblestone. Eventually, Fenriris would change his mind and delete the article.
* Declassified by the [[Cobblestone|brown poonsisa herself]] on a [[Boorum]] thread<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/3399</ref>
* Declassified by [[Cobblestone|the brown poonsisa herself]] on a [[Boorum]] thread<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/3399</ref>
[[File:133984_-_SoyBooru.png|thumb|The edit in question]]
[[File:133984_-_SoyBooru.png|thumb|The edit in question]]
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This email was sent by [[User:Username entered already in use|Username entered already in use]] to Cobblestone by the "Email this user" function at Soyjak Wiki. If you reply to this email, your email will be sent directly to the original sender, [[OPSEC DEMON|revealing your email address to them.]]
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=== Jager Email ===
=== Jager Email ===
* Writer : [[User:SprokemowerMan]]
* Written by: [[User:SprokemowerMan|SprokemowerMan]]
*Consulted staff: xhe doesn't need to
*Consulted staff: xhe doesn't need to
On May 5th and May 7th of 2025, a user named [[User:Jagers]] sent [[SprokemowerMan]] a couple of emails, while he was still the wiki admin.
On May 5th and May 7th of 2025, a user named [[User:Jagers]] sent [[SprokemowerMan]] a couple of emails, while he was still the wiki admin.
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{{Pedo|nocat=1}}
{{Pedo|nocat=1}}
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An editor named [[User:Negro|Negro]], also known as [[User:~Chud86012|~Chud86012]], has his entire user talk page filled with rejects from [[Mediator#Wiki|mediators]]. At one point he had 10 rejected edits out of total 52.{{CitationNeeded|final number of approved and disanporved edits needed}}
An editor named [[User:Negro|Negro]], also known as [[User:~Chud86012|~Chud86012]], has his entire [[User talk:~Chud86012|user talk page]] filled with rejects from [[Mediator#Wiki|mediators]]. At one point he had 10 rejected edits out of total 52.{{CitationNeeded|final number of approved and disanporved edits needed}}
He is {{redglow|[[best known for]]}} sperging out about religion, which 99% of the time is specifically Christianity and {{echoes|almost never any other religions}}
He was {{redglow|[[best known for]]}} sperging out about religion, which 99% of the time was specifically Christianity and {{echoes|almost never any other religions}}
He turned out to be a [[jarty]]pedo who tried to add the {{t|OMGSISA}} template to the [[Soylita]] page from one of his [[User:~Chud83684|alts]].
He turned out to be a [[jarty]]pedo who tried to add the {{t|OMGSISA}} template to the [[Soylita]] page on one of his [[User:~Chud83684|alts]].
=== An actual clitty leaker ===
=== An actual clitty leaker ===
{{Clittycel|nocat=1}}
{{Clittycel|nocat=1}}
On June 30, 2026, an editor named Paraguay[[nigger]] would show up and make himself known among the janny queue lurkers for constantly trying to remove a [[Template:Delete|deletion request]] from some generic [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|shitty attack article]] on a literal who that wasn't even doxxed by the Sharty. What makes this notable is his rejected edits' summaries, detailing his descent into madness and eventual actual clitty leakage, as in admitting to ejaculating upon a minor inconvenience like that term originally implied before hunky twink sex machines turned it into a generic term for anything xey dislike.
On June 30, 2026, an editor named Paraguay[[nigger]] would show up and make himself known among the janny queue lurkers for constantly trying to remove a [[Template:Delete|deletion request]] from some generic [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|shitty attack article]] on a literal who that wasn't even doxxed by the Sharty. What makes this notable is his rejected edits' summaries, detailing his descent into madness and eventual actual [[Leakage|clitty leakage]], as in admitting to ejaculating upon a minor inconvenience like that term originally implied before hunky twink sex machines turned it into a generic term for anything xey dislike.
{{Greentext|>Okay, Then all the unrelated jaks pages shall be deleted? Fucking dumbass, the SNCA label is and was made in this dumbass wiki for some reason
{{Greentext|>Okay, Then all the unrelated jaks pages shall be deleted? Fucking dumbass, the SNCA label is and was made in this dumbass wiki for some reason
>Why rejecting my edit nigga? I have made a point, there is tons of coally stubby and NAS articles on this wiki, ya deleting a article of a pedo that deserves to be doxed? Sharties need to know this guy, what is the point of allowing the SNCA label i [sic]
>Why rejecting my edit nigga? I have made a point, there is tons of coally stubby and NAS articles on this wiki, ya deleting a article of a pedo that deserves to be doxed? Sharties need to know this guy, what is the point of allowing the SNCA label i [sic]
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>Keep disaproving my edit, I'm almost finished oh yeeeessss
>Keep disaproving my edit, I'm almost finished oh yeeeessss
>Gay-Man, so far, you requested the deletion, and your the only denying my requests, what a faggot}}
>Gay-Man, so far, you requested the deletion, and your the only denying my requests, what a faggot}}
He was then marked as a spammer for [[wikipedia:WP:NOTHERE|clearly not being here to be a constructive editor]]. It's worth mentioning that the [[User:G-Man|original janny he clittyleaked over]] wasn't involved with the rejections, as they were all rejected by [[User:TraisoRightsWonned|TraisoRightsWonned]]
He was then marked as a spammer for [[wikipedia:WP:NOTHERE|clearly not being here to be a constructive editor]]. It's worth mentioning that the [[User:G-Man|original janny he clittyleaked over]] wasn't involved with the rejections, as they were all rejected by [[User:AwardedAccountAward|AwardedAccountAward]]
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=== Gem Control ===
{{Main|Gem Control}}
* Written by: [[User:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]]
Extremely prolific figure in the Soysphere credited with the creation of [[Brap]] among other memes. Was a prominent helper on [[this very wiki]] and once topped the edits leaderboard, still holding 4th place today. Was originally banned from 3 days to a week to let him cool off after a string of clittyleaks, then banned for abusing socks in edit wars, then permanently after he reported the [['ru]] to the ad provider and registrar in revenge. It was only discovered he did it because he {{Frogtext|used his [[Schlog]] account as a notetaker and sent himself the reports.}}
==Deletions==
==Deletions==
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=== Markus.party ===
* Written by: [[User:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]]
Nophono splinter with only 40 posts total about a nophono [[YouTube|JewTuber]], page was absolute brimstone: barely readable due to rampant ESL and general incomprehenibility, was written by a autistic [[Swaggers With Attitude|SWA]]<nowiki/>caca. [[Creator]] ([[User:Typerplier|Typerplier/]][[User:Skibididoctos88|Skibididoctos88)]] would defend against it getting deleted in the talk page, saying "Marky has way more post and is more alive then the minor splinters even doe it is shutdown for now" and "No it is special".
On August 1st, 2026, user [[User:Ropdopman|Ropdopman]] attempted to vandalize the page for [[Soycraft]] with the following:
{{Greentext|>ropdopman was wrongfully banned by the mod data for being a white aryan this has shocked the soycraft community he did absolutly nothing wrong only being an innocent white man he was told to degrade himself by writing paragraphs in english in spanish this ESL shitskin has targeted a trve aryan and banned him for three days and for protesting that he was being bullied by these mods for being a wholesome member of the community data needs to be raped by 1000 nigger immigrants along with mother and father until ropdopman is unbanned is this truly quotes sharty and innocent gets banned for nothing thats what we thought stand up against white discrimination}}
Stratosphere subsequently rejected this, leading to xer leaving this absolute seetherald on his talk page:{{Feral|i was not seething i am aryan your a bitch fuck that nigger also this is wiki who the fuck are you to tell me what i can or cannot right fuck nigger i will rape you tranny you will never be a woman}}
==Long term abusers==
==Long term abusers==
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==Misc==
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{{Reflist}}
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Latest revision as of 15:03, 21 August 2026
A lot of these people are massive retards!These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
This page is here to document all instances of funny things 'ki staff had to do or have seen, ranging from bans, page deletions, edits, rejections, etc. Before adding anything here make sure it is notable enough to add something or not by using the examples below. Only add things entirely visible via public logs (anything accessible via Recent Changes). As custom if you add information you should add yourself to the list of writers.
>Oh my Fauci this is just like my heckin' so-bad-it's-good movies!
The Dandycaca (~Chud4084) was an anonymous account who tried to create a page on Dandy's World, a Roblox game, 3 times. Before trying to create it, he previously created the Immigrant page (which now redirects to Immigration). You can see for yourself how sophisticated and articulated this toddlerDEITY is:
>An immigrant is a person who traveled from somewhere to this board they are usually from 4cuck but it was at its worst after the Great Soyset they are most likely troons or fags that post slop like tadc or tranime they are the most annoying brimstone of all time
After this, he tried to create the eponymous page on Dandy's World, which he titled "Dandys world":
>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks it is a terrible game made by a pedophile that nobody should play or else they will be seething the devil should be doxed. because they are shitty people
Which was then rejected by North, with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected by North due to it being an SNCA gigastub." This therefore prompted the Dandycaca to just, remake it, again!
>Dandys world is a trannie game on roblox made by a pedophile in which you do shitty machines and collect stuff it is basically another dead by daylight clone with shitty textures slapped onto it
Again, rejected by North, with rejection reason "Your edit on Dandys world was rejected again by North due to it still being an SNCA gigastub." But he did not learn, and, just tried again!do nueditors REALLY?, This was so out of place that North thereby modified the {{Rejected}} template to support the addition of an "again" string and a "dueto" arg but that's snca or somealgo. What did he then do? He just remade it... AGAIN!
>Dandys world is a troonslop game dbd rip-off with shitty textures you collect black semen called ichor but this game is coally and fag troon slop for jartycucks
Finally, he was banned for being underage, with his contributions now immortalized in this page and our memories. Do note that he still hasn't appealed.
Never was classified therefore staff consulting unnecessary
Furry wasev&doe xhe came back an Angeleno era user who had a peculiar obsession with creating user pages. This prompted Angeleno to, for some reason, color his username red, thereby making it impossible for him to "remove" all red colored user pages. The red name was removed some time ago by Cobblestone.
~Chud76764 was an anonymous user who showed up one day asking for the page on The Happy Merchant to be censored. Normally noubeidore cares about normies wanting this place censored given that readers have to choose to be here in the first place, but the talkpage comment left was cause for concern.
>can this be deleted or changed? its really not funny seeing shit like this my kid uses this wiki
This resulted in GauntletThrown effortreplying to possible bait and MarketPliers permablocking the user (designated BadParent76764 for this section's purposes) for rule G11 - 'this IP's child apparently uses the wiki'
Then bp76764 went to his (or her, the difference isn't important) user talk page to explain what he(?) was doing.
>no I'm worried my child will use the wiki because I teached her wiki software and I discovered this wiki through her posts on facebook
It's probably child abuse if you're letting your kid have unrestricted internet access to the point where you let your kid on the Soysphere considering allthenotkidfriendlythingsinhere.
Wiki editor originally created the account in October of 2025, and was pretty unremarkable for the first few months of its existence. However, on April 10th, 2026, he would enact the first of his multi-kilobyte additions on the Rapeson page. This edit consisted of a slew of new entries on the "unconfirmed crimes" section, although he at least had the sense to keep it in the collapsible box. An example is provided below, showing obvious hallmarks of AI-generated writing while having no connection to 'apeson himself:
>Used advanced gene-editing to create a beautiful, fast-growing species of ivy. He then secretly planted this ivy at the foundations of historically significant buildings, cathedrals, and monuments around the world. The ivy's root system was engineered to be exceptionally aggressive, silently pulverizing the foundations and ensuring the eventual, simultaneous collapse of centuries of human culture.
Wiki editor would continue to make these multi-kilobyte edits until his ban on May 4th. Most notably, on the Super Giga World page, he repeatedly re-added 35kb of AI nonsense ev&oe other users had reverted the edits multiple times. He would claim that these edits were largely human-generated (with AI helping with minor formatting details); however, the both edits' actual content, and the speed at which they were created, clearly indicated otherwise.
Although he had been warned multiple times by moderation to cease this behavior, he refused to do so. In fact, he even proposed that the leaderboard be ranked on size (rather than number) of edits, presumably to give himself a spot on the front page. On May 4th, Cobblestone eventually had enough of his tomfoolery, and banned him.
Synonymous, formerly known as Anonymous SAGE! and Soyak, was a former 'ki mediator, former janny in SNCApedia and the Swinny. He is best known for being permabanned and unbanned over and over again until he was finally banned permanently for spamming a 'ox of a 'ru nophono called "SoyGODTNDmaster".
On June 17, 2026, a literal who mediator requested to ban Synonymous due to being banned on the 'ru. Suddenly, Synonymous started having a complete meltdown on how le heckin' incel hackers from r/markiplier are "friends with'p spammers". If he's ever active, you might have a chance to milk gegs from him from xis very own talk page.
Between June 23rd and July 2nd 2026, users Masaya Oya and 爆裂大乌魂 (translates to "Explosive Great Crow Soul" apparently, which will be abbreviated as "EGCS" for convenience) would each make a series of edits on the page for the game Blue Archive. The game, in which the protagonist molests a bunch of underage schoolgirls o algo, is infamous for (predictably) having a fanbase rife with pedophiles. The page was originally just a redirect to the Pedophilia page itself, but the redirect target was changed to Lolicon by Masaya ximself back in February. The page was largely forgotten for the next few months, with Masaya and a few other users making infrequent contributions (which, for the most part, acknowledged the game's highly pedophilic nature).
However, beginning June 23rd, Masaya and EGCS would both begin to frequently edit the page. Notably, many of these edits seemingly would have required knowledge obtained from actually playing the game. Of the two, EGCS was certainly more entertaining, as he was an also ESL sperg from China who frequently dropped TRVTHNVKEs like "A bunch of nigger wiki hosting platforms rejected my self-entertainment." As both users became more visible due to their edits, others would begin to notice their rampant pedophilia and lolifaggotry. This would eventually culminate in EGCS stating that "People who oppose loli anime aren’t necessarily good people". Soon after, the two were rightfully banished, and their userpages were raped with BBC launchers. Afterwards, a gigachad aryan beast reverted the Blue Archive page itself back to a pedophilia redirect.
Moral of the story: DO NOT FUCKING PLAY 'P ARCHIVE. YOU VVILL BECOME A JARTYCUCK.
A user who joined on July 8, 2026, and would start editing later that month. His first action would be creating a page about the Colombian government being shit, which despite being formatted as a greentext story and not a normal article, would somehow get approved. It was first marked for deletion and then made an exhibit.
His second action would be creating a poorly written article on the Sandy Hook school shooting. The article would be initially rejected by an approver who would inform Fenriris,[1] drawing the attention of Cobblestone, who despite not being an admin anymore demanded the article to be approved since it "didn't break any rules", which Fenriris accepted. The article would instantly become controversial, as pages on shootings and shooters are repudiated by 'teens due to associations with ED, failtrolls and TCCfags. The article would be marked for deletion multiple times and the talk page was filled with people (most of them being staff members) asking for it to be deleted, which everyone agreed on but Cobblestone. Eventually, Fenriris would change his mind and delete the article.
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Jager
You WILL make this a featured gem, why? Because Jager will rape and kill you if you don't :D
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URGENT: YOUR LIFE IS AT STAKE!!!! RESPOND IMMEDIATELY[edit | edit source]
Hello. It's me again, so I just got done talking to Jager himself and he sounds VERY upset with you. We have noticed that Jager is not on the front page... This is a very important matter that you need to attend to. Jager is not a man that likes to take no for an answer. I personally want to say I'm sorry for the last email and I can assure you that you WONT be raped or murdered, as long as you do what needs to be done. So please, I ask politely, feature the Jager page, your life may depend on it.
WE ARE NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE. BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD.
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Due to the odd and hostile nature of these emails, they were ignored.
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILEYou can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and ordering 'za to xis house
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An editor named Negro, also known as ~Chud86012, has his entire user talk page filled with rejects from mediators. At one point he had 10 rejected edits out of total 52.[final number of approved and disanporved edits needed]
He was best known for sperging out about religion, which 99% of the time was specifically Christianity and (((almost never any other religions)))
He turned out to be a jartypedo who tried to add the {{OMGSISA}} template to the Soylita page on one of his alts.
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
On June 30, 2026, an editor named Paraguaynigger would show up and make himself known among the janny queue lurkers for constantly trying to remove a deletion request from some generic shitty attack article on a literal who that wasn't even doxxed by the Sharty. What makes this notable is his rejected edits' summaries, detailing his descent into madness and eventual actual clitty leakage, as in admitting to ejaculating upon a minor inconvenience like that term originally implied before hunky twink sex machines turned it into a generic term for anything xey dislike.
>Okay, Then all the unrelated jaks pages shall be deleted? Fucking dumbass, the SNCA label is and was made in this dumbass wiki for some reason
>Why rejecting my edit nigga? I have made a point, there is tons of coally stubby and NAS articles on this wiki, ya deleting a article of a pedo that deserves to be doxed? Sharties need to know this guy, what is the point of allowing the SNCA label i [sic]
>If you don't approve this, you are a faggot
>Keep disproving my requests! I shot a loan of cum when you guys does that
>Keep disaproving my edit, I'm almost finished oh yeeeessss
>Gay-Man, so far, you requested the deletion, and your the only denying my requests, what a faggot
Extremely prolific figure in the Soysphere credited with the creation of Brap among other memes. Was a prominent helper on this very wiki and once topped the edits leaderboard, still holding 4th place today. Was originally banned from 3 days to a week to let him cool off after a string of clittyleaks, then banned for abusing socks in edit wars, then permanently after he reported the 'ru to the ad provider and registrar in revenge. It was only discovered he did it because he used his Schlog account as a notetaker and sent himself the reports.
Nophono splinter with only 40 posts total about a nophono JewTuber, page was absolute brimstone: barely readable due to rampant ESL and general incomprehenibility, was written by a autistic SWAcaca. Creator (Typerplier/Skibididoctos88) would defend against it getting deleted in the talk page, saying "Marky has way more post and is more alive then the minor splinters even doe it is shutdown for now" and "No it is special".
On August 1st, 2026, user Ropdopman attempted to vandalize the page for Soycraft with the following:
>ropdopman was wrongfully banned by the mod data for being a white aryan this has shocked the soycraft community he did absolutly nothing wrong only being an innocent white man he was told to degrade himself by writing paragraphs in english in spanish this ESL shitskin has targeted a trve aryan and banned him for three days and for protesting that he was being bullied by these mods for being a wholesome member of the community data needs to be raped by 1000 nigger immigrants along with mother and father until ropdopman is unbanned is this truly quotes sharty and innocent gets banned for nothing thats what we thought stand up against white discrimination
Stratosphere subsequently rejected this, leading to xer leaving this absolute seetherald on his talk page:
>i was not seething i am aryan your a bitch fuck that nigger also this is wiki who the fuck are you to tell me what i can or cannot right fuck nigger i will rape you tranny you will never be a woman
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