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Proto Vulgar Soyish
Proto Vulgar Soyish is a Soy Conlang that is the parent language of both NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Originally, it was introduced in the Soyish Dictionary, 1st Edition around August 31st, 2025, by an anonymous 'teen that, to this day at the time of writing, nobody knows who wrote it or something. The original purpose for its creation was solely to be a le heckin incomprehensible conlang for 'teens to use instead of Soyspeak, since 'speak on it's own isn't already incomprehensible enough to normgroids. Its 200+ word vocabulary, combined with its early grammatical rules, cemented itself as a conlang where genuine effort was attempted to make it a functional language.
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However, due to the orthography being a stinking pile of dograisin and the lack of conjugations, adverbs, proper nouns, and whatever else terms linguistARYANS use to describe incoherent niggerbabble, this conlang failed to catch on or find any other proper use besides being directly used to create new words for Feralspeak. Though, before Feralspeak was created, this linguistical FAIL originally influenced the creation of NuSoyish, as 'teens thought that there wasn't any way to make the words from PV Soyish grammatically coherent or something.
Grammatical Rules
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Vocabulary
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