/pol/

>Though maybe you were looking for 4chan's /pol/ board?

Mashallah! /pol/ is Halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.

(You) shall use the King's English.

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>	Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss on /pol/.	<
Socrates

>	God has no eyes on /pol/.	<
Plato

/pol/ (more like /coal/) is the sharty's politics board. The main difference between /soy/ and /pol/ is that /pol/ is 18+, allowing for gore and porn (not anymore due to rulecuckoldry). You can also witness a /pol/tard's clitty leaking in real life which is called a "Flood" or a "Tsunami".

Users of this board are known for being master baiters and taking every opportunity to bait others, doebeit due to their profound mental subnormality they are unable to understand the bait and what they post so they just reply with "[my country] won" or "kys [country/race] nigger". They are also very persistent to win compared to /soy/ users. Their retardation is so profound they make a nusoicaca from the 'cord jealous with their ability to fall for simplest baits and even copypastas. They are also very pissy 24/7, being unable to resist posting "KYS" for literally anything. Experts believe this has to due with low diaper capacity.

The most common /pol/ interaction is some baiter posting [thing you dont like] with a bait image, then some Canadian or a Brit (its always these nations for some reason) with an extremely low diaper clitty capacity leaks all over the place and starts quoting everyone they dislike with gore videos in the thread while blaming that somehow the heckin /soy/cucks are responsible for their excessive clitty leakage, also not knowing how to soyquote or gigaquote properly because they are all 4cuck immigrants, creating an interesting wave of useless shitflinging. You VVILL remind them that /soy/ is the superior board.

This board seems to have around 330 active posters, this number is calculated by the total amount of posters that still has their post in the catalog for the past 3 days, which was incalculable until the thread limit was increased. Compared to /soy/, this number is a lot lower but the board still has more posters compared to nu/qa/.

/pol/ is one of the few boards on the Sharty to feature flags and a name field.

Culture

/pol/land Theory

Some people have theorised there exists a secret society somewhere under the ground where retards who must never enter society are kept and raised. It is said that a daycare in there gives mentally retarded faggots access to every chan's /pol/ board, soybooru, and /nate/. It is believed this autistic safespace has a Karma system where you earn points called "Karma" by making pieces of text that could give a woke xitter commiepedotroon liberals a heart attack. These points are then used to unlock Skibidi Toilet TVwoman porn^{[why do you know about that doe...]}

/pol/tard Evolution

/pol/tards all grow up to be 8chan niggers who worship some white chudcels who kills unarmed powerless people and goons to gay porn. They will start being active on other platforms and raceplay as a white buff muscular male and BTFO those heckin edgy commie 14 year olds from discord

Differences from 4cuck's /pol/

Since this /pol/ is much less popular than the one from 4cuck, it has a significantly lower amount of federal agents paid to monitor it, for the same reason, it has much less political shills promoting the dnc, jewkraine or other snca ideologies because no one cares enough to try to indoctrinate soyteens. Many other changes come from the differences between the cultures of 4chan and the sharty, while 4chan has much more serious posts, due to the sharty's comedy focus, /pol/ is even more worthless to try to get any genuine political discussion than its 4cuck counterpart. 4pol also has many threads based on xitter screenshots while this type of content was banned on the sharty some time ago. In general the techniques to bait the sharty's pol are different from the ones used on 4pol.

Primary Content

poop and niggers dying

Don't let our dark friend escape!

The primary threads posted on /pol/ are listed below:

• Race Bait
• Simpsons episodes
• 0.999999...≠1
• Wearing cologne
• Race Bait
• Alunya trannycoal
• Blogposting
• Falling for bait
• Poop and Niggers Dying
• Race Bait
• Terry Davis AI schizo babbles
• [SNCA ideology] won
• ITT we do [SNCA test that displays your political values or personality] or something
• [Thing completely unrelated to politics] political implications?
• The Icelandfag
• Race Bait
• Flat earth
• Wiping other boards
• Tranime Bait
• Commietroon Alunyafag and sexually obsessing over her
• ITZ DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ
• Race Bait
• Iceland won
• Race Bait
• Mass Religious Debates that end up in nothing
• Tranny Ragebait
• Race Bait
• MORE Race Bait
• the multiple gay Saudi’s (and gay Arabs in general)
• The Cuckjeet blackpill poster
• the “femanon” 4chan immigrant
• Race Bait
• Raceplay ERP Generals^{[no one does ts 💀]}
• >[niggerhell] won
• once a year someone tries to make a thread about debate
• the Kosovar communist with a shit fetish^[Marge...]

The Escaping Negro

Once in awhile, a negro will try to escape from the board by trying to reach the fabled page 20, in which he will be free from his massahs. However, due to /pol/'s obsession with BBC, they refuse to let him be free. Thus, the cycle of recapturing the escaping negro begins. These are the only good threads on /pol/.

One thread was able to accumulate 600+ replies before the negro managed to escape due to an annoying frognigger spamming the catty with poop and niggers dying.

Nametroons

/pol/ features a few playable characters to pick from before entering the race wars. They are generally considered to be pretty balanced however the whiter ones consider their main to be OP compared to the less white characters.

• Simpson Poster
  • BritichGOD who post entire episodes of Simpsons,Futurama and fairly oddparents every time they are mentioned
• portuslav
  • Was banned by making quote's clitty leak

    

    portuslav ban

• Brapzilla
  • Foid who is also Cuckjeet's biggest lover hater
• Delcattyfag
  • Muslim poster from Florida who self inserts as delcatty from pokemons, issa massive autist who posts his deviantart comics all the time and is probably larping as a Muslim, immigrated from 4cucks /vt/
• Nabuv/nabubu/cuckjeet
  • Infamous namefag that drops BROOTAL blackedpills
• Brazilian Monarchist
  • This user was known for talking about monarchy. He may be banned for being underage, but he lives in our hearts. Doe he has been spotted since, circumventing his alleged ban by simply resetting his router or using his mobile data as many ISPs in Brapzil employ dynamic IPs
• Wikingtog88
  • Pagan larper who surprisingly doesn't leak all that much about le christcux, has (partially) facedoxed before and likes to collect helmets or something like that, from Pennysilvania
• White Power Rothbardian
  • some white supremacist guy who likes to self insert as pepes he makes and also seethes about yonatan, from the united states
• Minnesotan Orthodox
  • least degenerate and most /calm/ poster in the board, as the name says hes an Orthodox Christian from Minnesota, and he likes to qrite wordswordswords posts about religion.
• Argentinx
  • Argentinian mestizo gemcoaler who posts about anything but politics
• Sarmatian_Bvll
  • The most famous and respected Slavic Israelism authority in Poland. Routinely BTFO all of his detractors with facts and logic
• Asoori
  • Asoori is a fat schizo broke sandnigger namefag from /pol/ who lives in Saudi Arabia. Ev&doe his family is from Syria, Asoori is known for disliking all abrahamic religions, (Christianity, Islam and Judaism). He hates living in Saudia Arabia because criticizing Islam in any way is strictly forbidden and considered blasphemy which receives the punishment of being beheaded by a SaudGOD. He is also not a citizen and spends his days being a refugee niggerslave for saudbvlls and receives no benefits. Asoori claims to transheart national socialism even though he's an Alawite, though it is probably mostly for his hatred against kikes. He is also known for being extremely ESL but he engages in a bunch of serious political discussions threads. Asoori made a thread saying that he admitted to his brother that he left Islam years ago, which will most likely result in him getting honor killed by his dad. His last post said he was going to sleep and would respond whenever possible. However, it's been more than a day and there’s still no response from him. < Fortunately Asoori managed to delay his honor death and didn't have to engage his 88 year old father in a fist fight that would inevitably lead to the old man's death yet.
• Icelandic
  • Although there are only two known Icelandic posters, there is one infamously known for derailing threads by mentioning the fact that Iceland won.
• Gokuposter
  • Some homeless guy. Lives in halfway houses. 100% Aryan Germanic. He once had sex with two generations of the same Vietnamese family or something.
• G25fag
  • Guy from the United States who likes to post about G25 coordinates and genetics all the time, it's practically the only thing he posts about and brings it up in every thread he comes to, leaks about Slavs ^{(despite being 1/3rd slavic)} and calls half of Europe non white while being from America. Decided to start using a VPN because he felt VPN users had undeserved bad reputations (even doe they deserve it) and he wanted to change that.
• Sneedson
  • MASSIVE faggot pagan larper swarthoid from Ireland who unironically worships clitler and likes to post anti-christian bait on the 'log, hes partially inactive and has facedoxed before.
• Alunyafag
  • Leftist communist from Spain, he likes to make wordswordswords posts btfoing the capitalists while self inserting as the leftypol mascot. Is a successful troll who baits dozens of soioompaloompas almost every time he makes a thread.
• Yonatan Jew
  • ex mediator and secular jew from Tel Aviv, Israel, hes the only Israeli poster in the entire board although hes partially inactive, he likes goats and constantly seethes about Muslims.
• We should rape Quote to death
  • Actual nigger ^{[Is actually only 0.1% nigger apparently]} and tranny from Massachusetts who VVILL 41%. Constantly talks about xher tranny friends who are cool and normal and definitely not highly online like the rest of us. Xhe does apparently have a rather impressive rock collection doe.
• The Korean
  • An absolute fountain of endless seethe, xhis clitty requires the Three Gorges Dam to contain all its leakage. Hates whites and replaces the "i" in "White" with an asterisk. Was deported from Canada back to Korea. There is speculation that he is actually Indian.
• Honorable Mentions:
  • coalfarmer, wicklowfrog, Eskimos, slvt4bibisi, SUPER SAGE!, Floridian Swarthodox, justknockknock, enveristhopper, microvariant, ishish, Hitman00, isaac godfrey, cuckgod, saskdeity, SatyaPala, Govno, Scoooooooooooooob, RomaniaFirstNationalist, nigger, enveristhopper1488, Rolf Eidhalt, nigger sage!, WicklowFrog, Captain/Rajah Soyron, Lesothos rapist of the year, Zigger, Kazakhstan Schizo, Filipino Femboy, Saudi Muslim, nophono qatari, this one ukranian guy and the UAE nigger, NOT doctooos, Homestuck Pedo, Mexican TCCfag, Microvariant, Powersky, Tesak, Samuel, Sir Soylent, OPShredder, dividers remover, Nigga, Nophono, Yaoifag, freedotpng, moidslayer

Happenings

/pol/ Thread No. 438132

I am no longer a chud is a post from /pol/ posted on September 17, 2024 16:00 GMT-4

▶ Chud cMUL2rxo 18/09/24 /pol/ No.438132 [Quote]

I am no longer a chud
And I have honestly came to the conclusion that most chuds here are the way they are because of their
life situations and conditions
Whenever I speak to the chuddiest people here I notice that they almost all tend to be in hard life
situations (adult NEET, poor, incel, autist, no friends etc) and I imagine that their own internal
misery and hatred externalises itself through their ideology, which is why they are drawn to the far-right
I found this site during a tough period of my life and when my life got better I became significantly
less hateful over time and drifted away from such things
When you are happy you have no need for hate, when you are sad and angry you want to lash out at
everything and need someone to hate, to blame, and in the case of the people on this site that manifests
as obsessive hatred of black people/jews/trannies etc.
Focus on bettering your life if those causes are fixable and you will find that your hatred will dissipate
I'm not saying you will become a zogged up libtard or anything but you won't hate in the same way and will slowly become normal again

/pol/ Thread No. 909918

Warrior-Z gets into a heated debate with /pol/cacas about some falseflagger who held a serious accusation against the Z by falseflagging as him as a pedophile.

Gegs were made and people were baited. It is up to (You) to read the entire thing or else you will take these LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

▶ Chud 03/09/25 (Sun) 23:51:08 /pol/ No.909918 [Quote]

Hello this is the REAL Warrior-Z, heard some faggot was going around falseflagging as me defending child marriage, I don't agree with him and I do not hold that take.

On a sidenote:
If someone of you want to debate Islam then we can do it in VC, I wont do it in text because you guys are a hivemind and are faggots that will jump whoever disagrees with the hivemind.

The only flags I hold are:
Gem flag
Norway flag

I wouldn't go anonymous here, I am not a coward.

/pol/ Thread No. 1416299 & 1441552

An American using a French VPN posted on 06/04/25 (Wed) 13:46:29 about if he should have sex with some freaky chuddy negress. Thread had excellent truth nukes and stuff.

▶ Chud Tvj1PUyS [VPN] 06/04/25 (Wed) 13:46:29 /pol/ No.1416299 [Quote]

made this thread on soy but whatever. this black girl is trying to fuck me, yes or no?

A follow-up thread would be made where he announces that he hooked up with the black girl. Another soyteen victory royale!

/pol/ Thread No. 1951961

Just read it. Legendary.

▶ Chud IiLJqKwh 08/22/25 (Fri) 00:20:31 /pol/ No.1951961 [Quote]

I like to imagine a scenario where Alunya goes out to a neo-nazi rally expecting them to be weak, faggy, dysgenic nazis like the ones shown on 4chan, but when she shows up to the rally it's a bunch of handsome, jacked, young skinheads and nazi gymbros.

Before she's even able to get her branded Antifa piss balloons out of her backpack they come over and easily wrestle her to the ground and start tearing off her black hoodie and pants. Then, they take turns raping her tight leftoid pussy. She's unable to do anything due to how muscular the neo nazis are as they rape her ruthlessly. Each time one of them finishes, whether it be in her mouth, ass, or pussy, another one IMMEDIATELY takes his place and continues pounding her for hours on end. When they're finally done, they bring over their tattoo artists to put nazi tattoos and Queen of Hearts tattoos all over her plundered and raped body. Humiliating her and her comrades forever.

Just a thought I have sometimes though.

/pol/ Thread No. 2162040

A nusoinigger joins /pol/ and wonders who "alunya" is. The stupid idiot retard soibaba proceeds to ask who Moor is and gets laughed at and added to the wiki for being such a nusoifailure.

▶ Chud XJ7wvyLS 09/19/25 (Fri) 21:31:46 /pol/ No.2162040 [Quote]

im new to pol, who is alunya? she just seems like forced goonerslop brimstone

/pol/ Thread No. 2397080

A 4chan immigrant makes a thread to debate Catholic Christian theology. They claim to be a 40 year old educated theologian, but the thread quickly devolved as the OP revealed himself to be a livestreamer on meetme.com.

The following stream was insane. He would call other people the heccin n word on camera and would do weird shit like play with jars. They would also try to push off any allegations of their wife being a minor as well.

▶ Chud 73QusfwK 11/11/25 (Tue) 23:04:37 /pol/ No.2397080 [Quote]

Advanced Defense of Catholic Teaching

They would later get banned for Rule 2.

TL;DR

15 year old unironic chudcels and monkeys. This place is basically 4chin's /pol/ it only has a different style

Gallery

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  notable /pol/ poster
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  mein fuhrer who i praise on bald cartoon men with glasses website
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  >everyone from my country looks like this btw (they are all skinny black men)
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  my mcdonalds manager told me my 1 hours break is over so im a communist now
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  this is the entry to /pol/land
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  >Bosnia won

See also

• Cuckjeet

Snopes

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