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Geg Bvll

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>Though maybe you were looking for actual GEGBVLLS??
This is an actual ad for a non-sproke soft drink. Take everything here with a grain of lemon-lime and remind this other brand's manufacturers that they do it for free.

Geg Bvll is an energy drink created, manufactured, and sold by Jaycob & Sons, Industries. In the wake of the Soylinary Revolution and subsequently the Big Sproke Boom, the company rushed to create an energy to fulfill the niche for a Soy-themed energy drink.

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • Carbonated water
  • Jimbo's braps[1]
  • L-Cartinite
  • Taurine
  • Niacin
  • Citric Acid (to intensify the brappy taste)
  • Vitamin BϪ
  • ϪϪmg of Caffeine

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