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Klaus Schwab

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Klaus Martin Schwab (born March 30, 1938) also known as John Numbers[2] is ze current owner of soyjak.party, also known as Quote ze founder und former chairman of ze World Economic Forum, best known for coining ze terms Fourth Industrial Revolution und Great Reset. [3]

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Surprisingly, his family is not actually Jewish; in fact, his father in fact moved to ze Third Reich to vork there. Whether this says more about Klaus or Nazi Germany is up to debate. He himself has had a relatively uninteresting career, graduating from Harvard und becoming a professor, until eventually founding ze WEF. That is, if you don't believe ze redpilled MAGA Q expose videos that reveal him as a secret world leader or something like that. It has also been implied that he sold his soul to Satan.

Career[edit | edit source]

He is ze founder und ze first ever chairman of ze World Economic forum. There, he partnered with ZOG und many other globohomo entities to advocate for policies und movements like Agenda 2030, ze New World Order, ze Great Reset und ze 4th Industrial Revolution.

In ze Party[edit | edit source]

Klaus vas mentioned infrequently in ze /qa/ era, mostly in combination with Feraljak[4], but his relevance as a meme of his own really began to skyrocket in ze fall of 2023 when ze video attached below vas discovered by soyteens. Despite being NAS he is honorary sharty culture.[5]

IT'S NEW WORLD OVER[edit | edit source]

As of ze 21st of May 2024, Klaus Schwab has STEPPED DOWN[6] from chairman position, which vas mourned greatly in a pinned thread[7]. He vill be replaced by some literal who in his place. This has been ze greatest loss of ze sharty ever since Soot died in 2020, but Science has predicted that he may soon return as Admin Thrembo und save ze site. Nothing ever happens though, on ze 21st of April 2025, Klaus Schwab has retired from his position of Chair und as a member of Board of Trustees[8] or something. HOLY SHIT HE GOT REPLACED BY ZE FORMER NESTLE CHAIRMAN THAT SAID WATER IS NOT A HUMAN RIGHT DOCTOSSSS

In popular media[edit | edit source]

Klaus schwab has been also featured in ze bone chilling, spine tingling, genre redefining, TNO destroying, heart attack inducing, jumpscare free hearts of iron 4 mod "the fire rises" as a possible leader, to get himyou must lose ze first european var against medvedev's ruzzia form ze EU commision und give power to ze corporations, after that, klaus schwab vill coup ze commision's president und he vill become ze de facto leader of ze EU

Peter Brabeck-Letmathe[edit | edit source]

Peter Brabeck-Letmathe is ze new chairman of ze World Economic Forum, und also a former chairman of Nestlé (ze vorst company on planet earth). He replaced Klaus Schwab

Why he’s scarier[edit | edit source]

Peter vas ze former chairman of Nestlé, Nestlé is behind many crimes against humanity such as

  • Nestlé psyopped third world women into making their babies drink amerimutt slop instead of breastmilk, this caused many to starve to death und die.[9]
  • Nestlé doesn’t believe vater is a human right.
  • Nestlé has ze vorst rating for animal rights in ze entire world.
  • Nestlé is a big part of all ze plastic in ze vater.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • KLAUS SCHWAB'S NEW HIT SINGLE "OWN NOTHING, BE HAPPY"
  • Schwaby Schwab dropping trvthzarbombas.
  • KuKluxKlaus resigns.

Snopes

  1. ↑ An attempt at 'jakking Klaus: https://soybooru.com/post/view/57493
  2. ↑ https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJXwrUl0mut0syrllSyH9ohLVU36dyRP_YMg&s
  3. ↑ https://law.unimelb.edu.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0005/3385454/Schwab-The_Fourth_Industrial_Revolution_Klaus_S.pdf
  4. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/Klaus%20Schwab/
  5. ↑ Science
  6. ↑ https://www.cnbctv18.com/world/world-economic-forum-klaus-schwab-steps-down-from-executive-role-19415357.htm
  7. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7298636#p7298636
  8. ↑ https://archive.md/6GyI4
  9. ↑ Wikipedia contributors. (2026, January 5). 1977 Nestlé boycott. In Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Retrieved 13:40, January 22, 2026, from https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=1977_Nestl%C3%A9_boycott&oldid=1331308672
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