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List of Soycraft players
The following is a semi-comprehensive list of all the well-known players of Soycraft, the official Sharty Minecraft server, along with additional info about them. Don't be a faggot and add (((yourself))).
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- addictedtogamble (Danger Level: 80%) - Actively being impersonated by an obsessed faggot on Soycraft 3. Proved after not being able to answer basic vetting questions for faction admission. Real addictedtogamble was an Oldfag from Soycraft 1 from Mexico, o algo. He was renown for being the first of two people in recorded history to successfully break into baritone's enormous private base protected by an iron-dome defense system, and countless other niche traps, that killed anyone who went near it; this act mindbroke baritone permanently, and required notable skill to pull-off. He liked redstone and the brewery plugin. reappeared on Soycraft 2 and revived the Abstain faction after the first raid, but quit after everything was stolen from his obsidian cube base under the ocean near spawn. (gemerald)
- air (Danger Level: 30%) - qt3.14 who loves frogs. Spawned the big jagers. (sharty saving)
- Alts (Danger Level: 20%) - Many Oldsois have alts to afk or larp as someone. Ususally pretty obivous to tell one.
- Coalfarmer (Danger Level: 60%) - Former owner of the mountain niggas, is active in spawn 3 mountain area. Gives grade-A schizo rants in /craft/ and /pol/, apparently has a horrifying redneck schizoid woman stalking him[1]. Unhinged schizo who gets things occasionally right in xis wiki edits. Banned from the soysphere for advertising hostile sites.
- BaconLover07 (Danger Level: 30%) - Oldfag from sc1 and a semi-decent buildfag who really loves autofishing and underground builds. Built spawn 3 and picked spawn 2. Probably the least controversial player in the server[it just is, ok?] . Most wholesome player award. Is really stupid but always gets a pass because she's so wholesome or something. (sharty saving)
- Baritone † (Danger Level: 100%) - Autistic Scalie who jannied on Soycraft 1.Clitty leaked over some shit nobody cares about and banned 2 moderators, then shut the server down, resulting in him getting permad. Was the former developer. Liked dinosaurs... A lot. Is from Florida or something. has a custom rainbow trout fish in the new fishing update bc tenor loves pedos. (gemerald)
- Bass † (Danger Level: ???%) - Suspected to be Lucky[Or however the fact is unchecked]. Funny guy who gets laid. (sharty saving)
- Brapnation (Danger Level: 90%) ESLGOD that makes Sc2 oldsois angry by existing o algo. (metalic)
- booywife † - Slovakian enigmatic nusoi best known for actively spreading coal and low effort bait. (which expectedly worked on heroinbrlan and other nusois) Later got permabanned for baiting soyteenAI into promoting 'p. Spotted on cococraft and in the 'cord (Soycraft killing)
- Butnuster445 (Danger Level: 40%) Founder of Jarthage. Known for stone buildings and loves to larp. Unironic Bernie bro btw. (gem)
- Chaditz (Danger Level: ???%) - 'mutt Oldcaca, played on Soycraft 1 under the username Tamamitzu. Openly a scalie like baritone; constantly baiting and/or attentionwhoring when she isn't plastering furry porn to spawn billboards. Likes monster hunter and wants to fuck a cactus. Brews a lot with plugins. (brimmy)
- CHUD (?) - Lithuanian Soycraft 1 Oldgod. Founded Chudville and was renowned for his building skills. Temporarily jannied there. Best builder on the server. (sharty saving)
- Chucksh1esty (Danger Level: 40%) - relatively nu sc3 player, sighted on craft raids on earthpol. Member of jarthage, helped grief Heroinbrlan's base, and has made significant build contributions there as well as at Memel (iron)
- CobsonTALKS: (Danger Level: 20%) - No introduction needed. (brimmy)
- Dad (Danger Level: 90%) - Javier Milei and Sc2 deity. Great at pvp (although he is pvp hacker at times). Okay at building. Built most of the Stone HQ. Founded the Alto faction on Sc2, whose headquarters were never found in the server's lifetime. (gemerald)
- Dakia_Imperator (Danger Level: 20%) - Romanian Soycraft 1 player. Co-founded the settlement of Brap Farm and is a gemmy builder.
- DavidBiscuits (Danger Level: 10%) - An egoistical faggot that likes showing his face. Likes FPE. He is garf btw if that matters. Said something about wanting to have sex with a dog in the server chat. (iron)
- Dinnerb0ner (Danger Level: 0%) - NIGGER RACER (dust)
- EngineTheCommie (Danger Level: 0%) - Retarded homosexual british pedophile that still orbits the sharty, was a janny on Soycraft 1 after being appointed by Angeleno. Demoted by DOLL after ERP'ing with russian minors (I don't have the screenshot) and being an arrogant, insufferable faggot. Tried to launch multiple come backs to Soycraft but failed. Gold made xer a dev on xis server before removing xim. (brimmy)
- Farmer11_N (Danger Level: 50%) Aryan beast from Sc2. Great builder and good PVP skills. Funny and wholesome guy. Led the crusade against the Abstain faction when their base was exposed. Traveled millions of blocks to build a kino skybase on Sc2. (gem)
- forgotmypassword † (???) - Oldfag from Soycraft 1. Soycraft's Marco Polo or however the lands are explored. Finno-Korean hyperwar veteran and has extensive notes on the server's bases and geography. Debatable building skills. Likes Wardens. Was often seen adventuring Ancient Cities with Splice. (gem)
- Fuel Rod (Danger Level: 60%) - Has thrembillion god items. Alright at pvp and building. Posts schizo theories about the soysphere in the chat. Glazes admins sometimes. Agreeable person. Made the Copper Soyjak bust at old spawn. Honorary oldfag. scolds niggers for downloading spyware
as if he doesn't aswell.(gem)
- Gigaclaus (Danger Level: 50%) - Soycraft 2 deity who's good at building. Made questionable images of tenor and lucky. Makes gemmy Christmas events and lived at the North Pole before leaking his base coords (gemerald)
- Heroinbrlan (Danger Level: 100%) - Lithuanian nusoi wanabe boogeyman. Best known for leaking and trolling random nusois at spawn. (gem)
- JeffreyEpstein (Danger Level: 20%) - Oldfag. Wholesome and friendly guy, named after my father (gem)
- Johnnymackerel (Danger Level: -20%) - A thrembillion IQ genius who spent 10 minutes trying to burn a netherite sword, before leaking the coords to his base and his login password on /craft/. One of Haiti's greatest minds. Flooded spawn with a thrembillion crosses to spread Christianity or something. Listens to nigger rap and is a huge gegbull. Probably the most autistic person in the server. (gem)
- Kaetrianus (Danger Level: 30%) - She's the brapzillian monarchist gegbull that posted xer face and ID on /pol/ that we all know and love. Had a castle on an island, before the island became a hill thanks to tenor. Spergs out a lot and makes gay speeches. Banned from the Soysphere for being in a Soycord and tried to play dumb to get out of it. (gem)
- Mineapha_YT_alt † (Danger Level: 0%) - Indian Griefer who got banned and struck by lightning in poo lava. (sharty killing)
- POSHEL-NAGEL (Danger Level: 1000%) - Stone's
friendalter ego o algo who got admin items (sharty saving)
- Quantoid (Danger Level: 90%) - Schizophrenic Soycraft 2 deity. African racecar enthusiast. Likes explosives and Linux . Has temper tantrums and was banned for pouring lava over buildings at spawn.
- Raikokubishi (Danger Level: 50%) - DOLL's premium minecraft account. Has been registered, and larped as, by at least two obsessed faggots since Soycraft 2. (sharty saving)
- Soybaba (Danger Level: 70%) - xe is transgender o algo, Quantoid's Crush. Likes to gamble. (gem)
- Soyzellig (Danger Level: 30%) - Guy who played on Gold's server that everyone thought was banned. Expanded some of the Soycraft 3 highways and left a lot of signs. Based on Soyworld with a schizo who was later revealed to be Splice trolling on an alt. (iron)
- Spas (Danger Level: 40%) - Hitler's top guy; One of the longest playing oldfags. (however he joined sc3 just recently). Used to manage the Inn, co-founded the Slav settlement of Goyslopetrovsk and the Vatnikan Faction on Old Soycraft. Likes Ongezellig. Argues a lot due to her being a Slavic Queen from Saarbia and has many haters. Caused so much seethe an entire faction was made about killing and hating on him. Wrote the masterpiece "Anti 255 Thorns Dissertation" and is the arch nemisis of the communist pedophile. (sharty saving)
- SpliceDivision (Danger Level: 77%) - Cathedral Builder and archivist. Has been on the Sharty since the early Kuz era and wrote most of the Soycraft Wiki. Was the second person to successfully break into baritone's private base on Soycraft 1, but was infinitely more subtle about it and was never caught. He wiped Sonoro's inventory, cascading into Soycraft 2 being reset, and is the person responsible for the death of the Abstain faction after infiltrating them twice. He founded the first legit faction on Soycraft 3 and built the St. Chud Cathedral & the Opera House where 'Craftcon '25 was held. Likes collecting Soycraft literature and secretly posting effortrald classical_art_parodies to the 'ru. Is potentially to blame for a concerning number of events in the Soycraft multiverse. (sharty saving)
- SoyteenAI (Robot) - Owned by Scar430, it's an ai powered by the sharty o algo and splits out sharty ai responses by saying the word soyteen. Proceed it with caution, it was turned into a jartycuck pedo for a time, and got booywife banned for doing so.
- Seasnail8169 (Danger Level: 41%) - Dev of the meteor cilent many crafters use.(laggy af tho because hes in russia) (metallic)
- Squirreljak (Danger Level: 80%) - Nuttiest nigga on Soycraft. One of the longest playing oldfags and is rumored to have been on the 'arty since Soot. Exceptional building and PVP skills; responsible for many gems across previous Soycrafts and the present. Left Soycraft 3 before god items became mainstream, and would therefore likely mog everyone on this list otherwise. Built the Colosseum PVP arena, the Swedejak treasure chest and the Nutty Village near and at oldspawn. Founded Nutty Nation, blew up Spas' Inn lots of times, traveled to the world border before building a Soyjak there and constructed many gems on Old Soycraft. Had an acclaimed Wine business and lived in a tree near the Chuddy Cathedral. Is also a professional pyrotechnic and has fist fought multiple polar bears. (sharty saving)
- Stone (Danger Level: 0-100%) - Semi - functioning alcoholic WWE and homestuck fan, still somehow a more popular Janny than Tenor. Likes trolling random people. Funny. (sharty saving)
- Stonetoss † (?) - Oldfag who built the Soysylum and Mosque on Soycraft 1. Funny guy. Likes descriptive filenames and dislikes Brenton Tarrant. (gem)
- Supadrayk (Danger Level: 55%) - An egoistical faggot that likes showing his ugly face. Likes the color purple and making homoerotic comments. Gives nusois god armor. Strongest non hacker (metallic)
- Tenor (Danger Level: 100%) - Soycraft admin. Friendly, but incompetent. Took him around 4 minutes to figure out how to open an end portal. Hosts events every so often. (Brimerald)
- Ungern † (Danger Level: 80%) - PolACK Oldfag. Good building skills. He's Kotovsky. Banned for ban evading. Banned from Soycraft 1 for an unspecified reason; was later discovered to be part of the Affy and used the same username everywhere. (metallic)
- Vlaadaa (Danger Level: 60%) - New owner of the cliffcrackas when Fuel gave up ownership.
- GreyOre (Danger Level: 20%) - Key mountain nigga member, good builder. (iron)
- Abu_troller (Danger Level: 0%) - ENDED all mountain wars, nicest guy on the soy' (Ruby)
- itdoneitin1990 - (Danger Level: 70%) hes okay i guess. also one of the first founding mountain niggaz but then left bc he sucked ass at pvp and got tired of the mountain wars. Now all he does is sit at spawn in diamond armor and set bounties on everyone with his inheritance and derails all political conversations with retarded all caps shitposts (dust)
- Usnutt (Danger Level: 80%) - Schizophrenic Czech who owns Nu Chudlandia and wears a pumpkin on his head, possibly connected to Doctor Lococos. Mastered the ancient slavic technique of self rape. Has been playing since sc1's first month, therefore is the longest playing currently active player. Founded and built Chudlandia on Soycraft 1. (sharty saving)
- Ytmug † (Danger Level: 80%) - Wanabe boogeyman midfag who's still here in our hearts. Is quiet and reserved until you kill her and she starts leaking. Built some farms that are now, sadly, griefed. Wrote books such as TGR and Tyrannicide. (gem)
Notable Weapons and Gear[edit | edit source]
Gem Armor: Netherite Armor With Prot 6
Unbreakable Armor: Shit given out at events, is unbreakable, mainly provide armor points and enchantable.
Reinforced Emerald Armor: Unbreakable Prot 5 Emerald Armor. Good for not using durability and such
Reinforced Copper Armor: Unbreakable Prot 5 Copper Armor (Makes you faster).
Sword of History and Tenor Sword: Fast swords (Almost No Cooldown) that has lots of dps
Fatman: Can kill players in 1 hit even at full netherite (500 dmg per hit), very glitchly tho
Homing RPG and M32A1: 200 Dmg guns that are cheaper to use than nukes.
Temper and Cutter: Brimstone nuenchants that make pvp niggerhell.
Drugs: Gives broken potion effects (Good ones include Restless, Coke, and Tussin).
Notable Factions[edit | edit source]
Qatriots: A normal buildfag faction o algo owned by BaconLover07
Endspire: Ran by a dyke, makes impressive builds and bases but gay. Invites a lot of indians.
Ancietans: Ran by Kaetrianus, full of gay people only Kaet is in it.
Atlas: The strongest faction with high richs, high amount of rapes and owned by rapist Heroinbrlan. Has the Top 4 of the strongest players.
Mountainniggas: Coalfarmer's nusoi faction. gives nusois diamonds n shiet so they don't grief or something. apart of C.A.D.O.
Cliffcrackas: An Atlas funded faction that is also for nusois similar to the mountain niggas. Used to be owned by Fuel but now owned by Vlaadaa.
Jarthage: Ran by ButNuster445, one of the three factions of C.A.D.O, a buildfag faction thats been around for a year.
Ice: Founded by Brapnation, its mission is to deport all nusois to Niggerhell Agartha.
Chudlandia - dead aryan oldsoi faction now owned by usnutt
There are also One man Factions; Factions that are basically a single person that either is the only member or other members are innactive.
History and influence scaling[edit | edit source]
Ratings which go at the ends of descriptions which rate history and influence.
Base ratings:[edit | edit source]
brimmy - does nothing gets raped destroys history usually banned or will get banned.
dust... - forgettable nusois who have nothing to bring to the table
rusted - are actively trying to become gemmy but have a long way to go.
metallic - have ok amount of history and influence still easily forgettable
gem! - great player who helps contribute and has been playing for a good amount of time.
gemerald - oldsoi GODS who have contributed in major ways and deserve acknowledgement and praise.
Special Ratings:[edit | edit source]
Soycraft killing - trolls, baiters, fags,
Soycraft saving! - jannies, gods, janny pets,
Topazian - a person who hasn't been on the server for long but through shear dedication or schizophrenia has a large to mid amount of history and influence.
Ruby - SemiGem who has done some brimmy things
??? - controversial players
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