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Neocities, also known as Neoclitties (no one says this) is a webpage hosting service similar to WordPress and Angelfire. Launched in 2013 as a spiritual successor to a fossil of the prehistoric web known as GeoCities, it has since developed into the world's largest congregation of troons, furniggers, "MAPs" and porn addicts, rivaled only by /r/196 and pedocord. The userbase has a considerable overlap with that of Bluesky, which is also coincidentally the only social media where NeoCities advertises itself.

Much like its predecessor, 90% of Neocities sites look like they were designed by chimpanzees smearing their shit all over a keyboard, with eye-raping color schemes, nonexistent organization and loads of random pixelated GIFs. The other 10% are plain as fuck and were most likely vibe coded.

June 2025 raid[edit | edit source]

Neocities was a Sharty neutralraid.Reason(s): The poor programming skills of the average basement-dwelling tranny made their sites easy to 'ape. Had the raid been conducted on a larger scale, it could have been one of the greatest raids of all time.

Several Neocities sites were raided by 'teens on June 21, 2025.[1] Sites had their guestbooks flooded with tranny-BTFOing trvkes, 'pastas and jeetspeak. Since troons can't code in any programming language other than Rust, it only took a few chuds to crash every single guestbook page on the 'cities.

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