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Neocities
Neocities, also known as Neoclitties (no one says this) is a webpage hosting service similar to WordPress and Angelfire. Launched in 2013 as a spiritual successor to a fossil of the prehistoric web known as GeoCities, it has since developed into the world's largest congregation of troons, furniggers, "MAPs" and porn addicts, rivaled only by /r/196 and pedocord. The userbase has a considerable overlap with that of Bluesky, which is also coincidentally the only social media where NeoCities advertises itself.
Much like its predecessor, 90% of Neocities sites look like they were designed by chimpanzees smearing their shit all over a keyboard, with eye-raping color schemes, nonexistent organization and loads of random pixelated GIFs. The other 10% are plain as fuck and were most likely vibe coded.
June 2025 raid[edit | edit source]
Several Neocities sites were raided by 'teens on June 21, 2025.[1] Sites had their guestbooks flooded with tranny-BTFOing trvkes, 'pastas and jeetspeak. Since troons can't code in any programming language other than Rust, it only took a few chuds to crash every single guestbook page on the 'cities.
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One of the several sites gemmed up in the raid.