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Polyamory
These individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
Polyamorists are left-wing hippies!
Polyamory is the practice of having a romantic relationship with more than two people — in their own terminology, a "polycule". Because such a grouping must contain at least two men or two women, polyamorists are faggots by definition. They are one of the few groups of people that will utter the phrase "my wife's boyfriend" without even a hint of irony. Naturally, they have their own subreddit that (you) are free to browse if you want a quick laugh. Polyamorists frequently report a fundamental sense of "wrongness" in their relationship(gee, I fucking wonder why), and polycules typically disintegrate within the span of a few weeks. Anyone with even a semi-functional brain can quickly realize that polyamory is just cuckoldry with a thin veil of SJW cope.
Polygamy is technically a form of polyamory wherein one husband has multiple wives. This is typically practiced by Muslims and Mormons instead of soyboys; invariably, at least one of these wives is below the age of 18.
Identifying Polyamorists[edit | edit source]
Practitioners of polyamory are very easy to identify IRL on account of their appearance and behavior. Below is a (non-exhaustive) list of their typical features.
Male[edit | edit source]
Essentially, any trait you would expect to find in a normal real-life soyboy can also be found here. Polyamorist males are frequently underweight (and occasionally fat, but never a healthy weight), wear glasses, and have shitty beards.
Female[edit | edit source]
Polyamorist women are a very visually distinct breed, and frequently identify as "non-binary" or whatever. Common features include obesity, ridiculous hair colors, and excessive tattoos and piercings.
