SNCA:Jason Leisemann
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Jason Leisemann is a fat furry faggot with a neckbeard who likes to play board games. Only a few other neckbeards know about him.
According to the wayback machine, the earliest archive of Jason Leisemann's furholt page dates all the way back to February 16, 2003, the page has possibly existed even earlier than that, this means that he is an oldfag, and if he was regularly browsing 4cuck at the time (very unlikely since he probably only consooms board games and furry porn and doesn't care about the tranime incel website), he would have been considered an oldfag on the 'cuck, he even looks like an average oldfag (fat neckbeard obsessed with furry shit and autistic garbage like board games)
By going to wiby.me and typing "furholt" into the search bar, it will show Jason's website, however, it says "Jason Leismann's Homepage" when it should say "Jason Leisemann's Homepage" (with an "e") which means he made a hekkin spelling mistakerino over a decade ago[1]
Discovery[edit | edit source]
A soyteen was looking at some ancient web 1.0 geocities-esque websites, mostly furry shit (don't ask why, chud), and he found a website called furholt.net. It's some ancient and super obscure furry website that hasn't been touched in many years. The 'teen didn't think much about it until he realized that there were actual semi-hidden user pages on there, including Jason's page,[2] also furholt.net has shut down since likely the beginning of 2024 (probably because they ran out of money to pay for the website/domain, the owner also has probably long forgotten about the site, or has died IRL) and they likely will never reopen the website because nobody has used it nor cared about it in over a decade.
According to the wayback machine, furholt.net dates back to March 28, 2002, and is likely slightly older than that. The website had a black background back in its early days and was very simple in terms of HTML. The owner of the website is called "GateKat", also known as "Rauhnee".[3]
Status as a Soyjak[edit | edit source]
Here are a few reasons why Jason Leisemann is IAS:
- He is fat
- He wears glasses
- He has a neckbeard (not a stubble but close enough)
- He's gay[4]
- He plays board games and shit (which is soy I guess) and he has been doing it for 30 FUCKING YEARS and has hosted over 104 games[5]
- He uses discord[6]
- He is a furry
The only thing missing is an open mouth, but that's fine
Citations
- ↑ https://wiby.me/?q=furholt
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20221205121936/http://www.furholt.net/jason/
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20020328034610/http://www.furholt.net/
- ↑ https://startplaying.games/gm/jkwleisemann
- ↑ https://startplaying.games/gm/jkwleisemann
- ↑ https://startplaying.games/gm/jkwleisemann scroll to the bottom of the page and look at the "Game platforms used" section
