Personal army
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Personal armies are raiding groups full of soyldiers that anyone, even (You), can recruit from /soy/ and /raid/. Their specialties vary, with some armies simply being groups of spammers that attack Imageboards and Discords, and others collectives of skilled doxGODS that can get information on transsexuals and zoophiles at request.
Although a potential of a personal army is immense, they are often unable to gather much manpower to perform a truly gemmy raid. For this reason, anyone planning a raid has to have good reasons for people to join their army.
History[edit | edit source]
Main article: Raid
Originally coming from 4chan, personal armies enjoyed great numbers of raids until 2007, when jannies and users started discriminating against veterans and spamming "nypa" under any call to arms. Ever since, any altchan allowing personal armies to form got stomped out by feds or their userbases. On soyjak.party, however, a personal army became a valuable and cherished asset due to its acceptance of raiding, so a great number of raiders joined the Party for the sole purpose of raiding.
Types[edit | edit source]
- Spammer - The easiest army type to recruit and participate in. The sole objective of the army is to spam soyjaks or gore on any site and community OP leaked over. Spammer armies are also the most disruptive type, causing tremendous seethe from targeted sites, but also is an easy type for jannies to counter, especially if OP hasn't gotten enough manpower for the raid.
- Doxer - A more slowburn army type, comprised of 'teens competent enough to dox. Targeted against either generally disliked individuals or literal whos OP broke up with. Takes more effort to recruit than spammer armies, but if successful it can cause a SHARTY VVIN and total tranny seethe.
- Personal circus - recruited by OPs for the sole purpose of playing boring SNCA games with him. This is technically not a personal army but spergs love attaching a "personal army" image when asking people to play with them so it counts.
Recruiting an army[edit | edit source]
Main article: Failraid#Preventing a failraid
- Give a good reason for joining. Nobody joins an army purely for the purpose of joining. Pick an interesting target for the army to attack, that can seethe and entertain them.
- Actively participate in the army yourself. You cannot expect an army to appear and do everything for you out of nowhere. Kick off the raid by starting it yourself first, which will guarantee that recruits will follow after you.
- Do not negrobump. Nothing gives the appearance of a failraid as much as an OP negrobumping a raid thread. Instead of filling up your thread with useless bumps, post any wins or seethe that happened in your raid to encourage more people to enlist, producing even more wins.
Overall, never rely on people to pledge loyalty to your army out of nowhere. You have to show them what an army success can give them.
Personal army veterans' foundation[edit | edit source]
It is common knowlege that 88% personal army veterans are diagnosed with Post Traumatic Soy Disorder due to all the horrors they see in service. Thankfully, kind people have been organizing charities and foundations for these brave men. Personal army reunions have been of great help to veterans, with Dr. Fauci recommending a minimum of 1 reunion a year for maintaining stable mental health in veterans.
