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{{Delete|Shitty stub article that's at least 3Ϫ% templates by vertical space usage and was written by some faggot that got permabanned for being an offsite cordie, and also was the only contributor to this page. Also reeks of schlog slide threads.
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[[File:Soyberg open mouth.jpg|thumb|Dr. Soyberg in 2019]]The '''[[Trans]] BBC theory''' is a mind blowing, [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|a24]], genre defining, slowburn kino, no jumpscares, [[Biblically accurate angel|Biblically accurate]], [[Analog Horror|analog horror]], [[video essay]]<nowiki/>ist material, theory that suggests that [[Penis|BBCs]] could be trans. Over the years [[Science|scientists]] have researched this topic if a BBC could be trans, with multiple sightings and [[ACCESS DENIED|supposed images of said trans BBCs]]. The existence of trans BBCs has not yet been confirmed, and [[News|CNN]] as well as [[Snopes]] has declared it a problematic [[conspiracy theory]].
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The '''[[Trans]] BBC theory''' is a mind blowing, [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|a24]], genre defining, slowburn kino, no jumpscares, [[Biblically accurate angel|Biblically accurate]], [[Analog Horror|analog horror]], [[video essay]]<nowiki/>ist material, theory that suggests that [[Penis|BBCs]] could be trans. Over the years [[Science|scientists]] have researched this topic if a BBC could be trans, with multiple sightings and [[ACCESS DENIED|supposed images of said trans BBCs]]. The existence of trans BBCs has not yet been confirmed, and [[News|CNN]] as well as [[snopes]] has declared it a problematic [[conspiracy theory]].


Take your meds right now, you [[gooner]]. [[Though|{{antimattertext|Though}}]] pooners are usually big black niggers, they do not have cocks and [[Fact|will never have cocks]]. If [[(You)]] encounter a fatgot nigger poontranny, make sure to say “YWNHABBC”.
Take your meds right now, you [[gooner]]. [[Though]] pooners are usually big black niggers, they do not have cocks and [[Fact|will never have cocks]]. If [[(You)]] encounter a fatgot nigger poontranny, make sure to say “YWNHABBC”.
== What if Hitler had a trans BBC? ==
== What if Hitler had a trans BBC? ==
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Historians have argued if Adolf Hitler had a trans BBC, always ending up inconclusive. One researcher stands out, [[Dr. Soystein]] has done vigorous research regarding the trans BBC question for 6 and a half years now. In an autobiography of [[Dr. Soyberg]] written by himself, he said he knew [[Dr. Soystein]], and claims Soystein thought that Hitler did have a trans bbc. Two weeks later Dr. Soyberg would succumb to his wounds at the great asylum insurrection of 2020.  
Historians have argued if Adolf Hitler had a trans BBC, always ending up inconclusive. One researcher stands out, [[Dr. Soystein]] has done vigorous research regarding the trans bbc question for 6 and a half years now. In an autobiography of [[Dr. Soyberg]] written by himself, he said he knew [[Dr. Soystein]], and claims Soystein thought that Hitler did have a trans bbc. Two weeks later Dr. Soyberg would succumb to his wounds at the great asylum insurrection of 2020.  
{{Quoting|Clearly, Hitler had a trans BBC. I've done extensive research on his posture, the way he talks, his sexual life, autobiography, first-hand accounts, and a lot of them recall Hitler having a trans BBC.|-Dr. Soyberg's autobiography, p.146}}
[[File:Soyberg open mouth.jpg|thumb|Dr. Soyberg in 2019]]
{{Quoting|Clearly, Hitler had a trans bbc. I've done extensive research on his posture, the way he talks, his sexual life, autobiography, first-hand accounts, and a lot of them recall Hitler having a trans bbc.|-Dr. Soyberg's autobiography, p.146}}


== Depictions of trans BBCs ==
== Depictions of trans BBCs ==
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<gallery>
File:Transbbc.png|'''Exhibit A:''' An artistic depiction based on a patient's account to his therapist.
File:Transbbc.png|'''Exhibit A:''' An artistic depiction based on a patient's account to his therapist.
File:Transbbc2.png|'''Exhibit B:''' An alleged picture of a pooner with a trans bbc, authenticity of this photograph has not been confirmed.
File:Transbbc2.png|'''Exhibit B:''' An alleged picture of a pooner with a trans BBC, authenticity of this photograph has not been confirmed.
</gallery>{{Science}}
</gallery>{{Science}}
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Latest revision as of 05:15, 2 August 2026

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.
This topic is related to soyjak.blogHere be namefags and SNCA.
Dr. Soyberg in 2019

The Trans BBC theory is a mind blowing, a24, genre defining, slowburn kino, no jumpscares, Biblically accurate, analog horror, video essayist material, theory that suggests that BBCs could be trans. Over the years scientists have researched this topic if a BBC could be trans, with multiple sightings and supposed images of said trans BBCs. The existence of trans BBCs has not yet been confirmed, and CNN as well as Snopes has declared it a problematic conspiracy theory.

Take your meds right now, you gooner. Though pooners are usually big black niggers, they do not have cocks and will never have cocks. If (You) encounter a fatgot nigger poontranny, make sure to say “YWNHABBC”.

What if Hitler had a trans BBC?[edit | edit source]

Historians have argued if Adolf Hitler had a trans BBC, always ending up inconclusive. One researcher stands out, Dr. Soystein has done vigorous research regarding the trans BBC question for 6 and a half years now. In an autobiography of Dr. Soyberg written by himself, he said he knew Dr. Soystein, and claims Soystein thought that Hitler did have a trans bbc. Two weeks later Dr. Soyberg would succumb to his wounds at the great asylum insurrection of 2020.

> Clearly, Hitler had a trans BBC. I've done extensive research on his posture, the way he talks, his sexual life, autobiography, first-hand accounts, and a lot of them recall Hitler having a trans BBC. <
-Dr. Soyberg's autobiography, p.146


Depictions of trans BBCs[edit | edit source]

  • Exhibit A: An artistic depiction based on a patient's account to his therapist.
    Exhibit A: An artistic depiction based on a patient's account to his therapist.
  • Exhibit B: An alleged picture of a pooner with a trans BBC, authenticity of this photograph has not been confirmed.
    Exhibit B: An alleged picture of a pooner with a trans BBC, authenticity of this photograph has not been confirmed.
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