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{{tw|{{Clittycel}}|{{YouTube}}}}{{SmallChud}}[[File:257199 - soybooru.com - 1soyjak adolftrumpson adolftrumpson art baseball_cap black_eyes black_jacket bone bones broken_glass cap chud chudjak clothes cross drawfag drawing front_view glasses gray greek_mythology ha.png|thumb|Chudson's nu-soysona ]]'''ChudsonCommentaries''' (better known as '''ChudsonTALKS''') is a [[Finland|Finnish]] [[chudcel]] version of [[CobsonTALKS]].  Xe mainly streams on [https://kick.com/chudsoncommentaries kick] or [https://www.youtube.com/@ChudsonTalks jewtube] or something. He was also a prominent namefag in the Broom and he is known for his chuddy beliefs.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2209-44/https://soybooru.com:443/user/AdolfTrumpson</ref> He's also [[France|French]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2209-43/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/news/thread/32339</ref> As of August 12,2026 he iw banned from the 'ru and possibly the soysphere after [[Glownvke|fedding the site]]/'ru
{{tw|{{Clittycel}}|{{YouTube}}}}{{SmallChud}}[[File:257199 - soybooru.com - 1soyjak adolftrumpson adolftrumpson art baseball_cap black_eyes black_jacket bone bones broken_glass cap chud chudjak clothes cross drawfag drawing front_view glasses gray greek_mythology ha.png|thumb|Chudson's nu-soysona ]]'''ChudsonCommentaries''' (better known as '''ChudsonTALKS'''), and AdolfTrumpson on SoyBooru, is a [[Finland|Finnish]] [[chudcel]] version of [[CobsonTALKS]].  Xe mainly streams on [https://kick.com/chudsoncommentaries kick] or [https://www.youtube.com/@ChudsonTalks jewtube] or something. He was also a prominent namefag in the Broom and he is known for his chuddy beliefs.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2209-44/https://soybooru.com:443/user/AdolfTrumpson</ref> He's also [[France|French]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2209-43/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/news/thread/32339</ref> As of August 12, 2026 he is banned from the 'ru and possibly the soysphere after [[Major inconvenience#GlowNVKE|fedding the site/'ru]] after purposefully trying to push a Discord falseflag on some namefag called Dinotoast.
== Personal life ==
== Facts ==
We don't know too much about his personal life, <s>but he did reveal in a stream that he spent 2 years in prison for allegedly doing what [[The Portuguese]] did.</s>  ''<small>[</small><small>take your meds that didn't happen but he did spend a half a year]</small>''


He admitted on a thread that he is around in his 20s.  Probably 20-22 years old which is the average age of [[soyteens]]. He apparently lives on his own in some apartment.  
* He claims that he spent half a year in prison for threatening to shoot up a mosque.
 
* He admitted on a thread that he is around in his 20s.  Probably 20-22 years old which is the average age of [[soyteens]]. He apparently lives on his own in some apartment.
<s>He has a relative who works in a literal [[soysylum]].</s>  ''<small>[its actually him]</small>''
* He works in an asylum.
 
* In 2026, he was diagnosed with [[wikipedia:Myocarditis|myocarditis]], an inflammation of the heart muscle.<ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxbAEeSH0yqkPvJU2i2UZ9Bsr9V2e8_W84?si=tmH-DpHD5z2k_VGy</ref>
In 2026, he was diagnosed with [[wikipedia:Myocarditis|myocarditis]], an inflammation of the heart muscle.<ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxbAEeSH0yqkPvJU2i2UZ9Bsr9V2e8_W84?si=tmH-DpHD5z2k_VGy</ref>
* Is apparently in a relationship with another finnish namefag foid.  
 
Is apparently in a relationship with another finnish namefag foid. {{Gigatext|Truecel Status Revoked}} 


== Livestreams ==
== Livestreams ==
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On July 6, 2025, he got conscripted by NATO to be a (((peacekeeper))) in the [[Russo-Ukrainian War|Russo-Ukrainian War.]]
On July 6, 2025, he got conscripted by NATO to be a (((peacekeeper))) in the [[Russo-Ukrainian War|Russo-Ukrainian War.]]


<s>On July 23th 2025, just a few hours after he got sent to the frontline he was wounded by a [[Kuz|Russian]] shell, breaking a rib and also damaging his nervous system and brain. As of 18:20 local time he is still alive, currently being transported by [[SNCA:Train|train]] to a hospital in Kyiv. [[Though]] his injuries don't seem to be that severe based on tone, he should be grateful he is alive.</s>


<s>He also damaged his phone, which is a geg, hence his shitty mic quality.</s> Never mind turns out the whole thing was a larp. I guess [[Nothing ever happens|nothing really ever happens]], does it?


On 29th of August he got discharged from the [[wikipedia:Zionist_Occupation_Government_conspiracy_theory|army]] by orders of the [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck captain and high command]]. (Thank god he won't be dying in a [[jewish]] [[Russo-Ukrainian War|war]]) <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-0901-1832-08/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12934392.html</ref>{{Reflist}}{{Chuds}}
On 29th of August he got discharged from the [[wikipedia:Zionist_Occupation_Government_conspiracy_theory|army]] by orders of the [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck captain and high command]]. (Thank god he won't be dying in a [[jewish]] [[Russo-Ukrainian War|war]]) <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-0901-1832-08/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12934392.html</ref>{{Reflist}}{{Chuds}}
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Latest revision as of 19:15, 12 August 2026

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Chudson is a JewTuberHow Windows 98 is the best thing ever madeA retrospective on how Windows 98 is the best thing ever madeA brief retrospective on Windows 98 in less than 10 seconds Reacting to "An essay on how Windows 98 is the best thing ever made" While I have my First PeriodToday I learned that Windows 98 is the best thing ever made, but is this true?Actually, Windows 98 is the best thing ever madeI love how Windows 98 is the best thing ever madeYou're an evil bigot who should be decapitated and skinned alive if you don't like Windows 98The Windows 98 x Dandys World Multiverse shipping drama is crazyWindows 98 and is the best thing ever madeThe science behind Windows 98Windows 98: the masterpiece that is the best thing ever made Why Windows 98 isn't as bad as you think 10 gorillion hours of Windows 98 to fall asleep toWindows 98 is peak and you should be killed by a Cartel for hating itWindows 98: A complete analysisThe rise and fall and rise again of Windows 98Everything you need to know about Windows 98 and how the creator of it should be murdered (2:53:01)
Chudson is a right-wing fashie!
Chudson's nu-soysona

ChudsonCommentaries (better known as ChudsonTALKS), and AdolfTrumpson on SoyBooru, is a Finnish chudcel version of CobsonTALKS. Xe mainly streams on kick or jewtube or something. He was also a prominent namefag in the Broom and he is known for his chuddy beliefs.[1] He's also French.[2] As of August 12, 2026 he is banned from the 'ru and possibly the soysphere after fedding the site/'ru after purposefully trying to push a Discord falseflag on some namefag called Dinotoast.

Facts[edit | edit source]

  • He claims that he spent half a year in prison for threatening to shoot up a mosque.
  • He admitted on a thread that he is around in his 20s. Probably 20-22 years old which is the average age of soyteens. He apparently lives on his own in some apartment.
  • He works in an asylum.
  • In 2026, he was diagnosed with myocarditis, an inflammation of the heart muscle.[3]
  • Is apparently in a relationship with another finnish namefag foid.

Livestreams[edit | edit source]

Participated in Craft'25 and did a livestream about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oWsKfQYnPQ

Participated in the CS:SOY January 17th game event https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME5kJ_L-Djk

Has planned to participate in Craft '26. Has confirmed he will livestream it when it comes online on 15th of July at 8pm UTC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9HyBs-ZY1Q

War experience[edit | edit source]

text convo with Chudson about his discharge

On July 6, 2025, he got conscripted by NATO to be a (((peacekeeper))) in the Russo-Ukrainian War.


On 29th of August he got discharged from the army by orders of the selfish little fuck captain and high command. (Thank god he won't be dying in a jewish war) [4]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2209-44/https://soybooru.com:443/user/AdolfTrumpson
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2209-43/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/news/thread/32339
  3. ↑ http://youtube.com/post/UgkxbAEeSH0yqkPvJU2i2UZ9Bsr9V2e8_W84?si=tmH-DpHD5z2k_VGy
  4. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0901-1832-08/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12934392.html
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