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Neocities, also known as Neoclitties (no one says this) is a webpage hosting service similar to WordPress and Angelfire. It launched in 2013 as a spiritual successor to a fossil of the prehistoric web known as GeoCities. Due to its relaxed moderation, it has developed into one of the world's largest congregations of troons, furniggers, "MAPs" and porn addicts, rivaled only by /r/196 and pedocord. The minimal moderation at least means that you can host chuddy content on it. The userbase has a considerable overlap with that of Bluesky, which is also coincidentally the only social media where NeoCities advertises itself.

Much like its predecessor, 90% of Neocities sites look like they were designed by chimpanzees smearing their shit all over a keyboard, with eye-raping color schemes, nonexistent organization and loads of random pixelated GIFs. The other 10% are plain as fuck and have barely any content due to the creators getting bored after a couple days. Most websites don't contain anything notable just SNCA like Pronouns Ocs, art, Blogs, list of literal who neighbors and a Under Development sign.

June 2025 raid[edit | edit source]

The June 2025 raid was a Sharty neutralraid.Reason(s): The poor programming skills of the average basement-dwelling tranny made their sites easy to 'ape. Had the raid been conducted on a larger scale, it could have been one of the greatest raids of all time.

Several Neocities sites were raided by 'teens on June 21, 2025.[1] Sites had their guestbooks flooded with tranny-BTFOing trvkes, 'pastas and jeetspeak. Since troons can't code in any programming language other than Rust, it only took a few chuds to crash every single guestbook page on the 'cities.


If you want to drop some gems finding trannies is incredibly easy as they can't do anything without validation. Xhey have their own Webring here https://transring.neocities.org/ with thousands of pages all lined up. You can also just search for Tags with anything you don't like. Most websites have Cbox on xheir homepage which you can upload your own coinslot pfp. Alternatively look for a guestbook or go to xheir username https://neocities.org/site/somephono and spam xheir chat/edit log.

Web-development[edit | edit source]

Neocities offers free web-hosting under the neocities domain although you have to pay 5$ a month to get access to certain file-types like Mp3. It's built in editor only allows you to edit one page at a time, you need to have your site open in a different tab to view changes and its coding tutorial sucks. If you want to share a your personal website do so on Nekoweb USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Try using Github[2] as you get your own domain.

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