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Soot causes various types of cancer and lung disease [[Fact|due to it being so shiny of a gem that he BTFOs all trannies.]] | Soot causes various types of cancer and lung disease [[Fact|due to it being so shiny of a gem that he BTFOs all trannies.]] | ||
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[[File:MML43083_at_Nottingham_2005-10-14_03.jpg|thumb|'teens raiding a train because sooby soob is in it. Poor train! he did nothing wrong!]] | [[File:MML43083_at_Nottingham_2005-10-14_03.jpg|thumb|'teens raiding a [[SNCA:Train|train]] because sooby soob is in it. Poor train! he did nothing wrong!]] | ||
=== Definition === | === Definition === | ||
Among [[Science|The Science]]<sup>TM</sup>, the exact definition of soot vary depending partly on [[Germany|zeir]] field. For example, atmospheric scientists may use a different definition compared to toxicologists. Soot's definition can also vary across time, and from paper to paper even among scientists in the same field. A common feature of the definitions is that soot is composed largely of carbon-based particles resulting from the incomplete burning of hydrocarbons or organic fuel such as wood. Some note that soot may be formed by other high-temperature processes, not just by burning. Soot typically takes an aerosol form when first created. It tends to eventually settle onto surfaces, though some parts of it may be decomposed while still airborne. In some definitions, soot is defined purely as carbonaceous particles, but in others it is defined to include the whole ensemble of particles resulting from partial combustion of organic matter or fossil fuels as such it can include non-carbon elements like sulfur and even traces of metal. In many definitions, soot is assumed to be black, but in some definitions it can be composed partly or even mainly of brown carbon, and so can also be medium or even light grey in colour. | Among [[Science|The Science]]<sup>TM</sup>, the exact definition of soot vary depending partly on [[Germany|zeir]] field. For example, atmospheric scientists may use a different definition compared to toxicologists. Soot's definition can also vary across time, and from paper to paper even among scientists in the same field. A common feature of the definitions is that soot is composed largely of carbon-based particles resulting from the incomplete burning of hydrocarbons or organic fuel such as wood. Some note that soot may be formed by other high-temperature processes, not just by burning. Soot typically takes an aerosol form when first created. It tends to eventually settle onto surfaces, though some parts of it may be decomposed while still airborne. In some definitions, soot is defined purely as carbonaceous particles, but in others it is defined to include the whole ensemble of particles resulting from partial combustion of organic matter or fossil fuels as such it can include non-carbon elements like sulfur and even traces of metal. In many definitions, soot is assumed to be black, but in some definitions it can be composed partly or even mainly of brown carbon, and so can also be medium or even light grey in colour. | ||
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Soot is a mass of carbon particles resulting from the incomplete combusion of hydrocarbons[1], soot is considered a heccin' dangerous substance due to having carcinogenic properties, if that matters. Most broadly, the term includes all the particulate matter produced by this process, including black carbon and residual pyrolysed fuel particles such as coal, cenospheres, charred wood, and petroleum coke classified as cokes or char. It can include polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons and heavy metals like mercury.[2]
Soot causes various types of cancer and lung disease due to it being so shiny of a gem that he BTFOs all trannies.
Terminology
Definition
Among The ScienceTM, the exact definition of soot vary depending partly on zeir field. For example, atmospheric scientists may use a different definition compared to toxicologists. Soot's definition can also vary across time, and from paper to paper even among scientists in the same field. A common feature of the definitions is that soot is composed largely of carbon-based particles resulting from the incomplete burning of hydrocarbons or organic fuel such as wood. Some note that soot may be formed by other high-temperature processes, not just by burning. Soot typically takes an aerosol form when first created. It tends to eventually settle onto surfaces, though some parts of it may be decomposed while still airborne. In some definitions, soot is defined purely as carbonaceous particles, but in others it is defined to include the whole ensemble of particles resulting from partial combustion of organic matter or fossil fuels as such it can include non-carbon elements like sulfur and even traces of metal. In many definitions, soot is assumed to be black, but in some definitions it can be composed partly or even mainly of brown carbon, and so can also be medium or even light grey in colour.
Origin
The origins of Soot can be traced back to before the Ice Age, when humans while creating fire, suddenly heard a shining sound (that could've enacted TTD, TND and TKD all at once if it was today), those people went to check their cave and instantly got mesmerized by the shininess, the powder was so shiny that it summoned another meteor and vaporized the black race and revived all hyperborean A10 kino aryans from Hyperburrito, duh.[3]
After centuries passed, exactly in the 1200's, soot started being used to clean up gems and gemeralds in Frogbaxterville, England. Frogs and 'teens agreed to each other at the time, but time has passed and frogs generated hostility as the king, Jack Quoteson III, kept making his country worse. After The Great Frog-Soy War in the 1700's-1800's, soot was only used by soys for the Industrial Revolution.
Trucks were invented, and soot became common as it spread thru pipes.
Soyspeak
Soot can also be used as a mineral rating, since it's literally particles of carbon. It can be used to describe coal with no redeeming quality, similar to dust, examples of Soot can include the current administration.
Ev&oe nophono actually uses "soot" to describe low quality coal, it still can be considered a mineral in the rating system due to its connections with other minerals.
THE TRVTH
DON'T TRUST THE INFORMATION ABOVE ME. SOOT IS ACTUALLY MADE BY THE CLAMSTAPLES VICTIM'S ASHES, I DON'T I HAVE MUCH TO LIV-CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATELY.
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Snopes
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