CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Chibi Reviews
| > | Not 4chan, but something else, I think it was called like..."snarky.snappy"? whatever it's called. | < |
| Jacob "Jake" William Seibers | ||
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Jacob "Jake" William Seibers, known online as Chibi Reviews (born April 3, 1995, 31 years old) is a weeaboo youtuber, cuck, lolicon, and manlet[1] famous on the Sharty for his Snarky Snappy clip. He was doxed by Boruto-loving niggers chimping out over some SNCA.[2] He posted a video to YouTube talking about the drama and showed off his gun as a warning to anyone who wanted to show up to his house.[3]
Someone from the snarky then saw gem potential and made a dox thread on /soy/[4] (which was later moved to /raid/[5], and then deleted by Mustard due to "being hijacked"[6][7],) on Chibi Reviews to fan the flames, which very quickly resulted in someone from the thread hacking Chibi's DeviantArt to replace the pfp with the Sharty's "nothing is beyond our reach" image.[8] Soyteens in the thread also found provocative images of real children in his favorites, but Chibi lied on Twitter that those images were actually 'P (they weren't) and that they were added by the hacker.[9]
Deviantart's favorites list goes from oldest favorite at the top to latest favorite at the bottom. By clicking on the star under the posts in question we can see that Chibi Reviews is somewhere near the top. If the 'teen really did favorite that image his profile would be at the bottom. TLDR: lolinigger lying to deflect.
In sum, Chibi lied about three things:
- He claimed that there was CSAM uploaded when his account had zero deviations (see gallery below for proof) meaning there was nothing uploaded. The archive proves this too.[10]
- There was no CSAM, only very creepy images of clothed children.
- He favorited the images himself.
History
On February 13, 2026 xis best friend cheated on xim with xis fiancee, causing xim to crash out online. Also his entire friend group basically told him they didn’t give a shit about it and cut all ties with him, geg.[11] [12] Teens are planning a raid against xim again on /soy/ and /raid/.[13]
On March 31, 2026, Jidion, a well-known pred-catcher tries to debate Chibi Reviews, Chibi rejects him, while making the excuse that he is antisocial and doesn't do streams. He later then blocks him on Xitter, after Jidion asks him once again to debate for the second time, he throws the accusation that it is botted.
On April 19, 2026 some Xigger, Taxed Brass showed up to xis brother's grave and threatened to dig xim up and turn xim into a chair. Chibi and his fans leaked about this on twitter and reported it to the police geg. Grave was removed from the cemetery website due to vandalism and cemetery reviews on jewgle maps were gemmed up with jaks.[14][15] <-- The image is probably AI but the fact that pedos thought that it is real proves once again that xhey can't distinguish between fiction and reality.
At some point, the aforementioned grave has been taken down.[16]
On April 23, 2026 Chibi posted some gay video, and then later in the night called the police GEG.[17][18] Very ironic because he says fiction is different than reality but continues to leak over an AI image. Chibi then claimed that users on the 'farms paid a 'teen to attempt assassination on xim, geg, causing xim to call the glowies. Also, xe is shutting it down.[19]
On April 26, 2026, a soyteen came on a picture of Chibi Reviews' dead brother and posted it on the sharty (What's the matter cuck aren't they just drawings? geg) the image was spammed under chibi's posts to troll him into responding wich failed
On May 23, 2026, xis address was registered as a chair factory.[20]
Dox
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: Chibi Reviews, jakeseibers, ChibiJacob
- Name: Jacob "Jake" William Seibers
- Date of Birth: April 3, 1995 (31 years old)
- Sex:
- Address: 205 Doug Luna Rd Walling, TN 38587 (White County)
- Previous Address(es):
- Tampa, Florida
- Previous Address(es):
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Ethnicity: White
- Email(s): jakeseibers@gmail.com
- Phono(s):
- +1 (931) •••-0451
- +1 (4••) •••-2337 (Mobile, possibly from Florida)
- Employment: Former Welder at Tenneco Automotive (Likely Tenneco, 645 E Broad St, Smithville, TN 37166)
- Education: High School Diploma from Cookeville High School
Older brother (DEAD)
- Aliases: No known aliases
- Name: Eddie Shawn Seibers
- Date of Birth: January 21, 1987 † August 30, 2013 (26 years old)
- Sex:
- Address: Mount Gilead Cemetery, Sparta, TN 38583
- Previous Address(es): *2069 Johnson Chapel Rd, Sparta, TN 38583
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Ethnicity: White
- Email(s): No associated email accounts
- Phono(s):
- (423) 521-0498 - Landline - Sep 2024 - Bandwidth.com CLEC
- (931) 570-0076 - Wireless - Jan 2024 - Powertel Nashville Licenses
Gallery
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Snarky.snappy
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Proof that he favorited the pics himself
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Remember, they don't like real kids! Censored for your safety
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SNARKY SNAPPY RETURNS!
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Chibi gets a visit from Black Rapeson
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xis brother's grave. note the Wholesomejak pfp.
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Seibers Chairmakers
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Snopes
- ↑ https://x.com/chibireviews/status/1053038485718933504?s=46
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IUms8
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvmmylUFaMw&t=180s
- ↑ https://archive.is/IugjZ
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ukpEU (Alt Archive)
- ↑ This is most likely since having a thread with proof of hacking an account and dealing with images of children could lead to losing the incognet domain. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-660#post-19522993
- ↑ https://archive.is/W0elz
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/L3QZe
- ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/8757187# (The Tweet)
- ↑ https://archive.ph/oQ7jo
- ↑ https://xcancel.com/ChibiReviews/status/2022050948563243068; https://xcancel.com/ChibiReviews/status/2021990744958066873; https://xcancel.com/ChibiReviews/status/2021780098135871563
- ↑ https://youtube.com/watch?v=H5NI8le4hmI
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0214-1418-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15169977.html
- ↑ https://x.com/FakeTaxedBrass/status/2045959284777767295
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MIQHO
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0422-0359-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15920069.html
- ↑ https://x.com/ChibiReviews/status/2047472773392466055
- ↑ https://x.com/ChibiReviews/status/2047515033647604013
- ↑ https://youtu.be/o-crBBKrfvA
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0524-0855-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16236528.html
