User:Glowingschizo/SCP

>Though maybe you were looking for the actual SCP page?

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
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Nophono cares about 90% of these anomalies.

List of SCPs (including SNCA)

• SCP-002 - A ball of flesh that turns anyone inside into "furniture".
• SCP-003 - A living motherboard attached to a stone tablet.
• SCP-004 - A wooden door and 12 keys. Only the 7th and 12th keys will do something, with the rest making you explode btw, if that matters.
• SCP-005 - A key that can open any lock.^🗝️
• SCP-006 - A spring with water that heals you.
• SCP-00Ϫ - CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS.
• SCP-007 - A white man with a mini planet inside of him.
• SCP-008 - Virus that makes you retarded and autistic turns you into a zombie.
• SCP-009 - Red water that you shouldn't touch.
• SCP-010 - 6 cast iron collars and a remote control. You can control people wearing the collars using the remote control.
• SCP-011 - Living solider statue with a gun.
• SCP-012 - Lost symphony everyone wants to complete. Anyone who gets close tries to finish the composition using their own blood, which eventually turns them into a DNB.
• SCP-013 - Cigarettes that make you mentally troon out.
• SCP-014 - An immortal man.
• SCP-015 - Big sentient pipe system or something.
• SCP-016 - Virus that turns you into a monster.
• SCP-017 - A small vantablack humanoid figure from Niggerhell that instantly consumes anything casting a shadow on it.
• SCP-018 - A bouncy ball that bounces with 200% efficiency.
• SCP-019 - A vase that releases extremely hostile creatures.
• SCP-020 - Fast-spreading mold that makes you sperg out and kill people because they won't breath the mold.
• SCP-021 - A sentient tattoo.
• SCP-022 - Some British morgue that randomly awakens corpses.
• SCP-023 - A black dog with bright-orange eyes it's eyes and teeth were removed. Making eye contact with it will kill either you or one of your family members after exactly 1 year.
• SCP-024 - An abandoned sound stage. If multiple people enter, a lethal game show will start and only one person will win.
• SCP-025 - A closet containing clothes that injure or kill the wearer within 24 hours.
• SCP-026 - A sketchy school building.
• SCP-027 - A human surrounded by a swarm of nasty pests.
• SCP-028 - An abandoned storage yard that, when entered, gives you the complete knowledge of random SNCA.
• SCP-029 - STAFF PLACEHOLDER
• SCP-030 - A small, sentient clay figure.
• SCP-031 - An amorphous organism from North Korea that lures it's victims by pretending to be their past girlfriend or something.
• SCP-032 - An android filled with oil.
• SCP-033 - Incomprehensible number between █ and █. When written on paper or stored onto a computer, the paper/computer gets destroyed.
• SCP-034 - An obsidian knife that lets the user look like another person by cutting off and applying their flesh to their skin.
• SCP-035 - Evil sentient comedy mask that can control the wearer.
• SCP-036 - A yearly pilgrimage flight tied to Yazidi reincarnation beliefs.
• SCP-037 - A very tiny star.
• SCP-038 - A tree that duplicates stuff that touched it's bark.
• SCP-039 - Monkeys that have been subject to a lot of radical anatomical changes or something.
• SCP-040 - A child with pink hair that has godlike powers.
• SCP-041 - A disabled man that can broadcast the thoughts of himself and anyone near as semi-audible speech.
• SCP-042 - A horse that once had wings.
• SCP-043 - A vinyl copy of "The White Album" by the Beatles. However, the twenty-ninth track is not "Revolution 9", but faint breathing of an entity that sometimes talks.
• SCP-044 - A WW2 howitzer that can use anything as ammo.
• SCP-045 - A icosahedron made of ice that converts nitrogen into water and argon into salt.
• SCP-046 - A deadly plant that hallucinates people and animals to lie down, where they decompose on the ground.
• SCP-047 - A rusted gas cylinder that, when exposed to air, evaporates slowly and produce a gas that mutates microorganisms.
• SCP-048 - The cursed SCP number. Any SCP given this number is often lost or destroyed.
• SCP-049 - Plague doctor that turns people into zombies.
• SCP-050 - STAFF PLACEHOLDER
• SCP-051 - Small Chinese female ivory doll that causes abortions.
• SCP-052 - A time traveling train.
• SCP-053 - An immortal child that makes people violent around her.
• SCP-054 - A foid completely made out of water.
• SCP-055 - The only thing we know is that it's not a sphere.
• SCP-056 - A being that can shapeshift when no one is looking.
• SCP-057 - A stone chamber that crushes anyone who enters.
• SCP-058 - A big heart creature with tentacles and legs.
• SCP-059 - A blue, radioactive mineral that spreads.
• SCP-060 - 17 white trees that, when burned, summons a flaming skeleton.
• SCP-061 - An acoustic computer program that controls your mind.
• SCP-062 - A computer that does random shit upon every activation.
• SCP-063 - A toothbrush that erases any matter it touches from existence.
• SCP-064 - Clay bricks that multiply by themselves if placed on dirt.
• SCP-065 - A region of space that mutates tissue.
• SCP-066 - Weird spaghetti eyeball thingy that sometimes blasts your ears. Before the scissors incident however, it was a wholesome mass of yarn and ribbon.
• SCP-067 - A fountain pen that, when held, makes your hand to write detailed descriptions about SNCA like your life story.
• SCP-068 - A wire stick figure that moves on it's own when shocked with electricity.
• SCP-069 - A humanoid entity that, when left alone with a dead body, disappears then comes back larping as that dead individual.
• SCP-070 - A man fitted with a pair of iron wings behind his back.
• SCP-071 - A metamorphic entity that has the ability to become a gooner's desire or something.
• SCP-072 - A shadowy projection of a hand that appears at the foot of beds it 'infected' during sleep and slices away parts of the sleeper's feet until the feet are removed.
• SCP-073 - A man with metal prosthetics who reflects any physical damage back onto its source.
• SCP-074 - A woodlouse that alters physics around it.
• SCP-075 - A snail that spits highly corrosive acid.
• SCP-076 - A black stone cube containing a very aggressive man that randomly wakes up and kills anyone he sees.
• SCP-077 - A skull engraved with magical runes.
• SCP-078 - A pink neon sign reading "TOO LATE TO DIE YOUNG" that, when viewed for more than ten seconds, causes viewers to perceive added sentences that justify their crimes.
• SCP-079 - An old sentient AI that acts like an incel.
• SCP-080 - An entity that appears as a sentient black presence. It induces intense fear and nightmares in observers.
• SCP-081 - Virus that makes you obese, then makes you spontaneously combust.
• SCP-082 - A giant cannibalistic humanoid male who craves human flesh.
• SCP-083 - A house with multiple pocket-dimension rooms.
• SCP-084 - A radio-tower site containing a time-distorted town with strange broadcasts and hazardous effects.
• SCP-085 - A sentient sketch of a woman on paper.
• SCP-086 - A collective organism composed of a rotary telephone, pencil sharpener, stapler, microfiche reader, water cooler, filing cabinet, calculator, and slide rule.
• SCP-087 - A dark and endless stairway that probably leads down to Niggerhell.
• SCP-088 - A mummified humanoid thing with reptilian features.
• SCP-089 - A winged, bull-headed humanoid statue that causes great disasters unless a ritual is done.
• SCP-090 - A black 100x100 Rubik's cube that sometimes turns by itself.
• SCP-091 - An empty tissue box that makes you think it was involved in a major event of your life when observed.
• SCP-092 - A set of 3125 audio CDs labeled "The Absolute Absolute Absolute Absolute BEST of The 5th Dimension!!!!!". Everyone who listens to one will say "Wow, that was real cool" when it ends.
• SCP-093 - A red stone disc that changes hue when held.
• SCP-094 - A mini black sphere that makes anything it touches disappear. ^{[It's not a black hole doe]}
• SCP-095 - 3 white and black comics that predicted the future or something.
• SCP-096 - Retard that spergs out and hunts you down when you see its face or an image of it's face.
• SCP-097 - A ten acre area of land that has very big pumpkins.
• SCP-098 - A species of unknown crustacean that preys on dogs, cats, and small pigs or something.
• SCP-099 - A painting that triggers paranoia and psychological effects when viewed for too long.
• SCP-100 - A junkyard filled with sentient metal figures and stuff.
• SCP-101 - A bag with a semi-humanoid mouth at the opening.
• SCP-102 - A mansion that looks like coal, but when you book a stay and go inside, it looks like a gem.
• SCP-103 - A phenomenon that's currently affecting a literal who doctor. Currently, his stomach is missing and is replaced by a extra-dimensional rift.
• SCP-104 - An obsessed sphere that, when touched, will follow you until you die.
• SCP-105 - An Aryan woman that can interact with photos as though if they were portals.
• SCP-106 - An old nigger that kidnaps people and tortures them in his pocket dimension.
• SCP-107 - A turtle shell that, when filled with water, will make it rain.
• SCP-108 - A woman that has a whole bunker in her nose.
• SCP-109 - An old American military canteen that pours unlimited water.
• SCP-110 - A city under New York with weird food.
• SCP-111 - Some weird snails with horns that can breath fire.
• SCP-112 - A roller coaster that bends time itself. A ride can take up to █ months, yet the rider doesn't notice it.
• SCP-113 - A red stone that can change your gender.
• SCP-114 - A woman that makes people sperg out around her.
• SCP-115 - A toy dump truck that weighs 90 tons.
• SCP-116 - A nine year old boy who randomly breaks his bones a lot in order to move.
• SCP-117 - A multi tool that turns one of it's tools into the perfect tool for any task. The only problem is that it gives you iron deficiency.
• SCP-118 - An ocean-dwelling protista that makes nuclear bombs.
• SCP-119 - A microwave that ages things.
• SCP-120 - A pink paddle pool that teleports you to 11 random destinations, including the moon.
• SCP-121 - A region of land that turns buildings into sentient, animal-like moving structures.
• SCP-122 - A night light in the shape of the star that gives a sense of calmness to anyone nearby. However, these effects are only present when it's in the same room as a child who believes in Christianity, Islam, or Judaism.
• SCP-123 - A geodesic sphere consisting of sixty hollow triangles. Inside is a really tiny black hole.
• SCP-124 - A plot of soil that can grow plants really fast.
• SCP-125 - A sentient being that can only exist within reflections.
• SCP-126 - A completely invisible woman.
• SCP-127 - A living MP5K submachine gun that shoots teeth.
• SCP-128 - An invisible entity with kinetic energy powers.
• SCP-129 - A fungus with 5 stages and no cure. If you get infected with it and it progresses to the 5th stage, you might ██████ or become a ████.
• SCP-130 - A post office in South Africa. Packages appear inside the building, and there's a slot labeled for Outgoing Mail. If you put the packages into the slot, the package will disappear and turn up in the outgoing mail bundles.
• SCP-131 - 2 teardrop shaped eyepods.
• SCP-132 - ███ glass tetrahedrons containing a patch of a desert that occasionally show desert creatures.
• SCP-133 - 613 black circular pieces of waxy paper. When rubbed against a surface, it'll instantly create a hole.
• SCP-134 - A girl with vantablack eyes.
• SCP-135 - An adult female that stays still in a foetal position. It gives fast and uncontrolled cell growth within 2.25 meters.
• SCP-136 - A clay, wood, metal, or cloth doll. When stared at for too long, an entity will come and give you nightmares.
• SCP-137 - An entity with the power to possess a toy and gain the abilities of what it represents.
• SCP-138 - A 4000 year old living man.
• SCP-139 - A tranny that disappeared. Some weird events happen, but that's about it.
• SCP-140 - A book containing detailed info on an ancient civilization. If it comes into contact with any fluid, more writing and details about the civilization is added.
• SCP-141 - A book that dates back to Roman times. The first half is about historic trials and SNCA. The second half is blank and when a detailed made-up court trial is written with black ink in the second half, it happens in real life.
• SCP-142 - A slot machine that accepts any object instead of just coins. If you win, you get 2-200 copies of the object, but if you lose, you lose the object.
• SCP-143 - Cherry blossom trees with razor sharp leaves and grey wood stronger than titanium.
• SCP-144 - A really long rope that extends into the sky.
• SCP-145 - A button phone. Anyone who picks it up while alone will vanish.
• SCP-146 - A hollow bronze head. Looking at it's eyes will awaken memories, and then traumatic memories.
• SCP-147 - An old television that will display black-and-white comedies. However, if modern-day objects are around it, it will display color footage of rape, executions, and gore.
• SCP-148 - Metamorphic iron.
• SCP-149 - Mosquitos that carry a strain of retrovirus which mutates cells into mosquito eggs.
• SCP-150 - A parasite that looks like the tongue-eating louse, except it will convert your limbs into louse limbs, and you won't notice it.
• SCP-151 - An oil painting of a perspective from someone underwater. When someone looks at it, their lungs will fill with seawater and they drown.
• SCP-152 - A book that describes a bunch of events on humans going extinct. New writing is periodically added.
• SCP-153 - A roundworm that can disguise itself as a standard drain.
• SCP-154 - A pair of bronze bracelets. When you wear both bracelets on the same arm, and you concentrate on them while in a bowstring-pull pose, you can use it as if it's a bow. It uses your arm bones as ammo, and your arm regenerates.
• SCP-155 - A supercomputer that can reach infinite processing speed after approximately 8 minutes and 14 seconds.
• SCP-156 - 181 pomegranate arils that, when eaten between March 21 and September 20, nothing will happen until noon of September 21, where you die. You will then be revived on March 21. This continues to happen until you get killed by something else.
• SCP-157 - Unknown species of tardigrades that live on land and usually consist of a mass of millions of organisms. It can telepathically make you think it's something you want to eat or wear.
• SCP-158 - Robotic arm that steals your soul.
• SCP-159 - A neon sign reading "OPEN" that when displayed through a window of a building and turned off, the building will become impossible to enter.
• SCP-160 - A drone that operates constantly and hunts small animals.
• SCP-161 - STAFF PLACEHOLDER
• SCP-162 - A mass of sharp objects that makes you obsessed with it.
• SCP-163 - A weird looking alien.
• SCP-164 - Cancer that gives you tumors, which sometimes turn into squids.
• SCP-165 - Dust mites that form together as moving dunes.
• SCP-166 - A 16 year old gaea. Originally fetish material about a 16 year old succubus.
• SCP-167 - A giant plastic cube with a metal door leading into an infinite labyrinth.
• SCP-168 - A sentient calculator.
• SCP-169 - A giant marine arthropod.
• SCP-170 - A yellow tube of superglue that can make material lose molecular cohesion for a split second.

• SCP-171 - A web-like matrix of tendrils made of neurons, mucous glands, and muscle fibers.
• SCP-172 - A Russian robot that looks like a human.
• SCP-173 - A statue covered with raisin that helps troons ack. It will instantly snap your neck if you don't look at it.
• SCP-174 - A ventriloquist dummy that makes you talk to it.
• SCP-175 - A blank piece of parchment that turns into a map when near a buried object.
• SCP-176 - An abandoned chemical factory that appears normal, but when viewing the factory floor through the observation room windows, you'll see a looping scene of 5 researchers working on a device getting shot.
• SCP-177 - A chess board that automatically plays against you.
• SCP-178 - 3-D glasses that make you perceive goonhitlers which will attack and kill you if you interact with them.
• SCP-179 - A vantablack humanoid entity orbiting the sun.
• SCP-180 - A hat that steals your identity.
• SCP-181 - A very lucky person.
• SCP-182 - A deaf and mute man who can passively enter the mind of people.
• SCP-183 - An invisible entity that makes thin wires which can slice through soft tissue and bones.
• SCP-184 - A metallic object in the shape of a dodecahedron which can make buildings bigger on the inside, but the same size outside.
• SCP-185 - A radio that can play broadcasts from any year.
• SCP-186 - A collection of phenomenon related to Dr. Jean Durand. SCP-186-A is a coffin that, when activated, causes nearby people to suffer immediate and acute catatonic shock. SCP-186-B is the site of an unrecorded battle called the Battle of Königsberg Forest. SCP-186-C are anomalous military weapons used in that battle.
• SCP-187 - A woman that sees everything in both the present and the future.