Current thing

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Average current thing supporter

The current thing is any ongoing event that it is popular for normies[Only if they are terminally online] to virtue signal about for brownie points on social media (mainly X, Bluesky, and Reddit). The current thing changes every few months, and you will be ostracized for not supporting it. Once a new current thing comes along, the people who acted like the previous one was the most important thing in the history of humanity will quickly forget about it. Sometimes, the acceptable opinion on the current thing changes, and once people change their opinions, they act like their current opinion is the one they've always held.

Timeline of current things

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  • Sometime around 2006: Muh heckin' bees dying to pollution
  • Sometime around 2010: Muh heckin' trans/gay rights matter
  • 2014: Gamergate bad
  • Late 2014: Michael Brown
  • 2015-2017: Orange man bad
  • 2017: Ban guns because school shootings
  • 2018: Star Wars or something
  • 2019:
  • March-May 2020: You WILL wear a mask
  • May-August 2020: George Floyd
  • November 2020-January 2021: Orange man bad
  • January 2021: January 6
  • February-July 2022: Ukraine good, Russia bad
  • July 2022: Abortions good, Supreme Court bad
  • July 2023: Affirmative action good, Supreme Court bad
  • October 2023: Palestine good, Israel bad
  • 2024-2025: Orange man bad
  • November 2025-January 2026: Epstein files
  • January 2026: ICE bad
  • 2026: AI bad/Data centers bad
  • Past, present, future, forever: Woke media good, everything else le bad (YOU BETTER ADORE SHITTY MOVIES WITH STRONG FEMALE PROTAGONISTS LIKE STAR WARS AND GHOSTBUSTERS OR YOU'RE A BIGOTED SEXIST INCEL CHUD PIG)