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Age regression


Consider bringing a pacifier!

Age Regression, or "agere" for short, is a term coined by Soygmund (((Schlomo))) Freud where people pretend xhey're babies to feed their disgusting brimmy pedophilic fantasies. Let’s hope they -ACK themselves very soon.
It is one of the lowest forms of degeneracy. Even doe there's an entire board dedicated to age regression.
Activities[edit | edit source]
Basically, grown adults start acting and pretending to be children, or more commonly toddlers, by using pacifiers, drinking milk from feeding bottles, wearing child style clothes, pretending to go to school or just acting with immaturity (although they are already immature even when not doing age regression). Some xitter users will do apologism for this behavior by saying that it is a science approved therapeutic coping mechanism recommended by psoychologists, however you can respond to this by pointing the fact that many people that practice age regression don't do it as treatment, but instead as a form of attentionwhoring or pedophilic fetish, in fact many pedos might use "it's therapy" as an excuse to hide their true intentions, for that reason, the activity must be treated with a level of scrutiny despite its possible therapeutic effects. There is no cure to the disease as confirmed by Dr. Soyberg, only ‘ape and ‘ox.
ABDL[edit | edit source]
'ABDL', which stands for 'Adult Baby Diaper Lover' is a form of age regression specially focused on the use of diapers. It differs on the fact that it doesn't necessarily require acting like kids (doe some of them do), ABDL is also explicitly done only as a fetish, so none of the therapy excuses apply here. The fetish aspect is often correlated with body fluids included in diapers like shit and piss. Science has repeatedly told that using diapers without needing them is bad for your health and causes infection o algo, although the practicers don't care about the potential health risks while viciously gooning in their diapers. Usually, soyteens will say someone goons to abdl to insult that person or imply xhey have weird fetishes, others might also pretend to be supporters and post abdl pics as bait.
Relation to Jannies[edit | edit source]
It has been speculated confirmed, that some jannies and admins like to partake in ABDL.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] It is specially mentioned in relation to Froot and Doll, also implying the existence of a cord with ABDL gooning sessions. Snopes has already verified that this is true, doe the feds have yet to investigate it.
Relation to Trannies[edit | edit source]
Age regression material is often mentioned alongside trannies, talking about "being a trans girl and needing diapers
how pathetic trannies are how stunning and valid trans xisters are while pooping in their diapers. A lot of trannies are age regressors because xhey're all grooming victims who want to go back to when xhey weren't being groomed by jartycuck furfags.
Relation to Jartycucks[edit | edit source]
Jartycucks have been characterized by soyim as gooning to so-called "Soytan diaper gemmies", an enigmatic genre of Soytan porn involving her wearing a diaper 
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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A screenshot of the aforementioned 4cuck post on the 'log
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The ESL FNF Pedo talks about gooning to Soylita and Soytan diaper gemmies
Notable Age Regressors[edit | edit source]
- Furries
- Trannies
- "Non-binaries"
- Autistic retards
- ESL FNF pedos
- Nova Online (Real name: Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener-Gage) - Lolcow, Sends diaper pics to women, groomed a 14 year old, weird to minors in voice chats.
- Puppychan (Real name: Autumn Neville) - Groomer, NSFW artist, Nigger, autist, Tranny
- Giggly Goonclown - xeyre into diapers so it counts
- SmartSchoolboy09 - British pakistani pedophile who pretended to be a child on instagram
- Pamperchu
- Shmorky (Real name: Dave Kelly) of SomethingAwful - Lolcow, but also trans btw
- 4lung (Real name: John Louis Fredericks II) - Child kidnapper, babyfur, zoophile, into incest and rape, breakcore "musician", Tranny
- Doll[he just is, ok?]
- Agugutrannies
- Objectcacas
- Everyone on /caca/[they just are, ok?]
See also[edit | edit source]
| Age regression is part of a series on Mental health |
Illnesses and Conditions [+]
ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Paranoia ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Shadow People ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Sociopathy ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Sproking out ♦ Tulpas ♦ Zoophilia
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Meds ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |






