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Rule 34
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These people are GOONERS! Xey have severe porn addiction induced by years of being terminally online clittycels |
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 Warning!
The following material is more disturbing than Francesco Fasce's rotting axe wound! |
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S) You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xher house
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OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!! FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE
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Rule 34 is the go-to website for chronic gooners to find drawn porn and 'p (that is also drawn, still antimatter doe).
If you've been on the internet long enough, you know that specific characters, franchises, and even entire non-sexual inanimate objects are only popular because they offer plenty of fanservice, so it's no surprise that there's more porn made of said things than there is made of others. So out of all that porn made, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it's based on, resulting in what we see here.
Since stupid things tend to become part of internet culture, them having r34 is only natural. Unfortunately, the people who 34 them are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (ex: Alexreynard, Chris Chan, DBoyWheeler, Eric W. Schwartz, Neomorphasis, Ray Jones, ReZ, and Urd-chan), thus there are often badly-done porn made of things that nobody cares about.
The term "Rule 34" came about in 2003, when Peter Morley-Souter created a webcomic in which he saw porn of Calvin and Hobbes and captioned it with that name. It was later popularized by 4cuck. Nowadays this term is also used for making safe-edgy porn references and tricking unaware children to be exposed to porn.
There are 2 well-known websites that provide Rule 34, rule34.xxx and the older, more popular rule34.paheal.net. The former has less drawn 'p while the latter has drawn 'p.[a]
Fun facts[edit | edit source]
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Cobson iCame™ counter was a Sharty winraid. Reason for victory: Claimed the top spot. Marge LOST |
- Cobson was the 1st "most gooned" character on the site, having an iCame™ count of 823687 after Sharty's raid [it just was, ok?]. Unfortunately, Rule 34 jannies woke up and took Cobson off iCame.
- Marge is a fairly popular character in rule34 kulture. [Marge...] The sexual attraction towards Simpsons characters is a trait only inheritable by a subhuman gooner. Shitsons characters are still DISGUSTING HIDEOUS BRIMSTONE
- It has been proven beyond even the faintest doubts by fetishists, trannies, furries, infantilists, gooners and other perverted horndogs in general that its popularity resides solely in it hosting porn (no shit, nigger), lolisho and nothing else. Shitoko has a rule34 account called Bonerific.
- Pahealniggers have been rumored to be the ones who uploaded slopjak porn to SoyBooru.
- BBC gets filtered to "British Broadcasting Corporation" and Nigger/Nigga gets filtered to "Attractive and successful African".
- Tranny gets filtered to "Futa".
- "Underage" is one of the banned words on Rule34. (Thank fucking god)
- Thankfully, Internet Archive blacklisted Rule34 from the Gayback Machine[1][2]
Slopjak incident[edit | edit source]
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The slopjak incident was a Sharty winraid. Reason for victory: gooners got owned cuz they look like that and say that |
On July 24, 2025, a lone slopjak (one of the most hd ones with a huge filesize and resolution) was scraped to rule34.xxx by a bot and mindbroke the gooner natives.[3] Some gooned to it[b], some GEGged, some were confused.
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