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landfill -> snca

having both a landfill and snca is kind of useless, instead i want to make snca non-searchable and use it as both a landfill/draft space, and then get rid of the landfill. thoughts? Cobblestone (talk) 05:10, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

As Soyoyuki was saying earlier, pushing it out too much will turn it to an abandoned niggerhell that nobody will touch/edit. I think for the time being keeping search enabled and starting a long-term mission to gem them up & moving them to mainspace is a better approach. Rickert (talk) 05:14, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

okay, but let's not move the really shitty articles out of it Cobblestone (talk) 05:22, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

this, the landfill is kinda pointless when we could just delete low quality articles that obviously are never going to be improved. and I have a feeling that most people who don't care enough to make accounts would care enough to expand any gigastubs they make into viable articles, or at least stubs. the SNCA 'space can be kept for substandard to okay quality articles on unrelated topics, but the landfill can be entirely axed. most crap that goes in there is just random shitty AI articles or nuswas making super spooky crappypastas about rapeson reskin 2385 (totally not a variant:unknown i swear my freidn told me it was original DO NOT STEAL) causing le heckin holocoalst or whatever. The only possibly salvageable thing in the landfill at the moment is a list of splinter admins which has some informational value but as that page's text says it's better off getting its contents put on the respective 'linters' pages GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 06:14, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

I am Nophono and I care fan about SNCA so stop trying to kill it poonerstone, adding the SNCA portal was one of the gemmiest things ever because I could look up topics that I actually care fan about but aren't related to the soysphere — Preceding unsigned comment added by 18335 (talk • contribs)

we're allowing snca on the wiki normally now though Cobblestone (talk) 07:27, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

Pretty sure the point he was trying to make was that he could just look through pages in the SNCA namespace specifically to find shit he cared fan about instead of having them all forced in the mainspace — Swail, 07:42, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

let's just add a template for snca with a category like before Cobblestone (talk) 08:58, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

Remove shit that's not SNCA first from the category. SNCA should be NAS and never discussed ever on the sharty like idk Madagascar o algo, that's SNCA, but instead you have VRChat in the snca space for whatever reason. Soyteen (talk) 11:43, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

hi my name is nophono and i still think the sharty should be IAS-only after 6 years of repeating the same exact jokes Soyoyuki (talk) 11:49, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

we can allow NAS but it needs to be controlled and not just a flood of bullshit Cobblestone (talk) 13:19, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

We had those SNCA namespace guidelines. We could always update it Fenriris (talk) 17:25, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

@Fenriris could you rename SNCA and SNCA Talk to Draft and Draft Talk? and remove it from the list of content namespaces (doesnt show up in random page button etc, not searchable, etc.)? Cobblestone (talk) 17:45, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

Fenriris (talk) 18:54, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

DELETE SOYCREATURE

literal forced meme from the 'cordniggertrannycommies NIGGERKILLERTND (talk) 17:47, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

oooooooooohhh my clitty my leaking clitty ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 17:50, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

SOYCREATURE IS DESTROYING THE WHITE RACE NIGGERKILLERTND (talk) 17:52, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

Sybau you were ra.p.ed by many GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 18:54, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

Hello

What's the general opinion of the soysphere about the Shroom (soyjak.forum)? OPSEC DEMON (talk) 18:09, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

it's ok but if by general lopinion you mean like /soy/ people then they dont really care about it i guess Cobblestone (talk) 18:55, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

we all love it, ignore the haters Soyoyuki (talk) 18:56, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

Banner and image for the USA article is NAS

Why does this banner have nothing to do with soyjaks? It should be 'jakked up, along with the flag used for the display image.Lady Liberty should have a soyjak head or something, anything to keep the articles in theme. I've been going around and 'jakking up a bunch of NAS images for articles (See Aphex Twin, Megalodon. Should this become a longterm project for NAS images?Pineapple Punch (talk) 20:48, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

hi my name is nophono and i think we should IAS-pad in 2026 Soyoyuki (talk) 20:54, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

hi my name is nophono and i think we should make the soyjak wiki be themed around soyjaks Pineapple Punch (talk) 20:56, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

>hi my name is nophono and i think we should make the soyjak wiki be themed around soyjaks

Ah, and my good friend Feraljak agrees with me too? Splendid! Pineapple Punch (talk) 21:03, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

genuinely what would this banner gain from being made IAS other than

>IT'S THE GEMMY COBSON IASERINO!!!

Soyoyuki (talk) 21:09, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

The same line of argument could be used for, say, the use of soyspeak in an article. "Why have all this soyspeak? This is just "muh heckin' 4chanerino!!!1!"".

In fact, that argumentation could be used for literally every aspect of the swiki. If I were you and an editor was offering to 'jak up the JAK wiki, I would gladly let xim Pineapple Punch (talk) 21:21, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

It ain't broke, don't fuck it GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 21:45, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

If the situation is right and you yourself can 'jak properly, go ahead and don't even bother asking questions. But usually forcing IAS is unnecessary. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:19, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

The page does look cool though, I did not know that the page even changed that much since I was away Fenriris (talk) 00:15, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Can someone redesign {{Articlebox}} and {{Imagebox}} to look more like gradingboxes?

They're part of northtranny's windows 98 larp which looks brappy as fuck.

Also i have no clue why we need a {{Articlebox/Featured}}, "security reasons" makes no sense. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:18, 13 September 2026 (UTC)

The “security reasons” are because if the protection is removed, anyone will be able to edit it, and bad actors generally want to cause as much damage as possible while having it be seen by as many people as possible and since this is on the front page, that would be a pretty obvious target. But we still want our jannies who have AllPageEdit to be able to add their own featured gems without getting rejected due to casading protection, like Neptune, so this is the best solution. Fenriris (talk) 00:19, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Oh alright, i didn't think about that. Soyoyuki (talk) 00:21, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Np Fenriris (talk) 00:22, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

wtf is this shit

remove this Gzard (talk) 14:01, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

makes pages more readable doe, no more gigantic clear space in articles like Froot Soyoyuki (talk) 14:03, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

I don't mind a gigantic clear space in few articles. It shows an importance of the article in my opinion. This change makes makes us look more like wikipedos Gzard (talk) 14:25, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

everything is wikipedos Cobblestone (talk) 14:29, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

i think major policy changes like these should be accepted only after the referendum. Power comes from the people Gzard (talk) 16:16, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

@Gzard you can disable this here. –Gem 💎 (talk) 16:18, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

i literally suck ED cock for breakfast wtf do you mean wikipedos how is this wikipedo Soyoyuki (talk) 16:17, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

i don't see how this is formalityfagging in any way, it just makes the page look gooder

infact it's probably the opposite, wikinigs would care fan about having the heccin TOC display 24/7 Soyoyuki (talk) 16:20, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

official soycreature username change request

please change my username. it contains a racist word. i love soycreature NIGGERKILLERTND (talk) 18:04, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Are you sure you would like to be renamed to soycreature? Fenriris (talk) 19:28, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

User:ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK NIGGERKILLERTND (talk) 19:37, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Alright, no taksies backies Fenriris (talk) 19:40, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

thankies :3 ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 19:50, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Quick notice

Hi everyphono, Im about to run an automated clanker bot here named RCPBot.

Basically whenever {{RCPAward}} is used on a talk page, it automatically adds a top icon and category Category:Recent Changes Patrollers .

I just want to warn that this is a test and if everything is going well, it will stay nonetheless, expect a bit of bugs happening here the moment I let it go. If so, contact me at my talk page.

Anyways, you have been warned. Twift (User page) (talk) 18:05, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

>RCPbot

Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 19:34, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

I will be running my Utility-To-Talk-Page^[UTTP] bot aswell soon. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:04, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Can't forget the Create-Page^[CP] bot aswell. Soyoyuki (talk) 20:05, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

i love soycreature

lets make soycreature the featured gem ok. NIGGERKILLERTND (talk) 18:31, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Poonerstone, why?

Why do you have the undying will of raping everything you touch and turning it into the darkest brimstone known to man? Was it really necessary to take the soul away from all templates so they just look like a bloated ED ripoff?

see Soyjak Wiki:Formalityfagging ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 21:49, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/17841512.html

>I'm convinced 95% of it was written by people who immigranted here in 2025 and later who insist on revising articles about the past to fit their own vision about how things should be.

the nuswas are going insane ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 22:22, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

I mean i honestly kinda agree. The article was heavily rewritten^{[ AWARD]} during Froot era to pile in a bunch of "maybe probably real" dirt just for the sake of it. Discord convos are one of the easiest things to fake ever.

It ignores the fact that without kuz the shitsphere would've fizzled out by 2023 due to absolutely no nu-users. Sorry soot-worshipping nusois, but he wouldve ran the site to the ground.

Everyone knows kuz is a pedo, you don't need 18 mentions of the word "Pedo" and 9 mentions of the word "Loli" to get that point across.

What i'll tell you is that this type of nusoishitskin propaganda 1000% works. I never bothered to touch any splinter until this year (after a looooooong break) because i believed the frootist braps that they're all 2 PPM shitholes with hourly CP spam and nothing else. Having a tight janny team (that is still partly alive in the current jannycord) and basically no other relevant/reliable source of information past the main sphere helped a lot. Obviously you had SNCApedia later on or whatever but it's neo-frootist so past quotist figures it's just frootist propaganda copied from the wiki. Despite the wiki being the least important of the 3 sites, this shithole still has a big impact on the 'sphere Soyoyuki (talk) 22:35, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

i was honestly surprised when i hopped on swinny and saw it was basically just the sharty ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 22:52, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Limeade famously had major clitty leakage over splinters but the rest of the Frootist and Quotist administrations probably weren't much better. They had me believing that the Chinny was as bad as the Jassy. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 23:41, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

I mean the jassy really is that bad ~Chud49242 (talk) 23:56, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

its full of loli porn and softcore soylita/shoyta porn ~Chud90488 (talk) 06:13, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

eslGQD he meant the other way around Soyoyuki (talk) 07:35, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Nusoi derangement syndrome ~Chud94237 (talk) 23:32, 14 September 2026 (UTC)

Poonerstone manipulated the 'ki so it tricks nusois into being irl soyboys and also stripped the fun out of it >you VILL NOT believe in the blackpill and primal diet because that's le branigger and unwholesome, you VILL NOT visit the swinny because they don't let me do my failtroon shit in there, you VILL NOT have fun playing around with templates and colorful text because this is ED 2.0, AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RATING PAGES WITH THE MINERAL SYSTEM ok??? Also don't you dare call the janny cabal brimstone because that's no bueno ou algo assim

The incel page is so raped for no real reason when it could be a funny page instead. The >DEY IZ BIGOTED CHUDS disclaimer every other sentence is obnoxious.Almost as if a fat brown pooner samefagged half the page. Hmmm.... Soyoyuki (talk) 07:35, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

I mean if we go by the (((theory))) that the whole CobbleStun thing was fake then Poonerstone is a literal jewish lesbian fat brown pooner who leaks like crazy so no wonder she's trying to force her soy opinions with brimstone articles like "Woman derangement syndrome", also wtf with the whole "incels and chvds are actually just like troons deep down and they're made for each other" pooner rhetoric? There are a gorillion articles like that

the 'ki was more fun under moderator tetrachy Gzard (talk) 08:02, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

can we just 'ape cobblestun already, no one likes xer Gzard (talk) 08:04, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

you dont like me? then i dont like you either Cobblestone (talk) 08:20, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Poonerstone just resign, nobody likes you, Fen was way better and even the 4 nophonos (including troonkek) and soyoyuki were better, I literally fucking hit my desk when I read you were admin again, at this point I hope the trinitite pooner comes again and JSID the 'ki

most of this is just whining since i havent touched most of these articles significantly, i messed with some templates on Incel and woman derangement syndrome isnt mine. as for kuz, it's like that because before i rewrote it, it was literally just a bunch of dickriding SOME OF WHICH WAS WRITTEN BY KUZ HIMSELF ON AN ALT + fake backstory shit he came up with. if you wanna change it to dickride him again just cause you like him then thats not my problem. i didnt do much with splinter pages and actually i was the one who unbanned linking to splinters with their full URL after limeade removed that. since i know this is whining i shouldnt have even replied to it and just ignored it as always. also soyoyuki you're retarded if you think kuz isn't a pedo so stop trying to dismiss the evidence like you're doing at the start of your paragraph Cobblestone (talk) 09:06, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

>Everyone knows kuz is a pedo, you don't need 18 mentions of the word "Pedo" and 9 mentions of the word "Loli" to get that point across.

Can you read?

This is like if someone rewrote your entire article after your first demotion to make a bunch of faildoxes sound "probably maybe real" despite the only source/citation being the faildox itself. Soyoyuki (talk) 14:40, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Either remove unnecessary, misleading, confusing and/or irrelevant bullshit from articles (which is what everyone wants) or be a bitch and keep them solely because >dey iz jerdee so you can pile any fake bullshit you want onto them.

I see your article doesn't have a section for Cobblestun, and your xister's doesnt have a section for Peppermintz. Someone should add that. Soyoyuki (talk) 14:43, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Oh yeah and i almost completely forgot about the Froot pedo gigaquoting incident, which has no mention anywhere on his article at all. Someone should add that and make it sound like he posted that with pedophillic intent despite it obviously just being a chinny-tier irony-poisoned joke. Soyoyuki (talk) 14:46, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

sure but why are you whining about da muhfuggen cobble, just edit the pages? jesus Cobblestone (talk) 16:18, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

The problem is that da muhfuggen cobble cares fan about neutrality and will revert/suppress any slightly-biased opinion so this place becomes a wikipedia ripoff UNLESS da muhfuggen cobble agrees with said biased opinion, also kvz won and all the pedo stuff was probably made up by (((frootists))) and (((quotists))), and EVEN if he really was a pedo he still was the best admin we ever had, not glorifying him in that case of course (also what's so wrong about kuz being a massive larper when you larp even more about being a tranny who larps as a pooner? At least his russian mafia larp was cool)

>EVEN if he really was a pedo he still was the best admin LMAOOOOOOO thanks for actually admitting to being a subhuman Cobblestone (talk) 17:39, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

@Soyoyuki this is your mindset Cobblestone (talk) 17:42, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

? Nigger i didn't say that Soyoyuki (talk) 17:43, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Soyoyuki didn't said that, I'm just a 'teen who refuses to make an account because I hate namefagging, also you lack reading comprehension skills, recognizing that kuz was a good admin who cared about his website despite (allegedly) being a pedo is NOT the same as saying he was keyed for being a pedo (you always leak and project by calling random niggas pedos and distorting what they say doe)

LeakNVKE above mi, I'll gem up these articles later to spread my aryan propaganda so you can keep ignoring metawhining like a poonerBEAST don't worry

gl Cobblestone (talk) 09:26, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

my clitty is fucking ERUPTING

for the love of god please raep ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK i am so tired of this notherefaggot ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 00:41, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

soycreature wonnered ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 00:43, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

seconded he belongs in mod geggies not on the rest of this site GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 01:18, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. ALSO SOYCREATURE FUCKING WON ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 01:24, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

request

can some moderator make this page Sanitized CSS, i cant cuz im not a moderator. thanks-Alarcão (talk) 04:55, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

@Fenriris this is still not fixed Rickert (talk) 06:08, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Ask @Administrat0r to pull my SNCA changes down. Don't worry though, I have already fixed that permission changecontentmodel and set for auto moderated users, so he'll check it out eventually Fenriris (talk) 09:38, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Why aren't chinnycucks considered hostile?

They are the main culprits from brimstone spam on the sharty and they literally admitted to gooning to 'P on a poll

looks like salt doesnt think it warrants it but i would have banned them (or at least some of them) if i could Cobblestone (talk) 09:15, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Soyoyuki (talk) 14:54, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Salt is a failtroll and he isn't dissimulating it

water found in ocean QolaTypeShit (talk) 16:41, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

>Thing I don't like is failtroll

Can't we just get a Template:Fatass already?

I've seen {{Heavy}} being used as a pseudo template for this on like 10 articles at this point. Soyoyuki (talk) 16:29, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

>Category:Pages using Template:X

What's the point of this, just use Special:WhatLinksHere with hide links and hide redirects checked. Tar (talk | email) 17:01, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

this Soyoyuki (talk) 17:16, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

functionally different purposes, why even catalog at all then if you are going to ask this question Rickert (talk) 17:26, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Both have the same purpose doe. And WhatLinksHere was designed to do this. Tar (talk | email) 17:30, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Hello, this is prime 4chan 💀

If you guys don't add a computer soyence and technology portal I will do very scary sinister noctulian 764 o9a uttp shit blvd don't mess with prime 4chan 💀💀💀♠️

oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I was thinking of rebranding the soyence portal to "Science and Programming" because half of the portal is about programming anyway Soyoyuki (talk) 18:47, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

It could be a nice idea, I just want to have all /tech/ articles in one place so more 'teens can begin their opsex demon terry davis journey

kys linuxtranny stop grooming cacas ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 19:09, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

why do you retards love spamming awful bait like the one above me? it's not even funny and i just hope a nigger rapes you to death

tsmt someone ban xim for wikipedia:WP:NOTHERE

New article won't be displayed on main page

I noticed that Gameoverse only existed only as a redirect to Glitch Productions so I decided to write the actual article. Problem is that it probably won't be displayed on the main page since the page used to be a redirect. If a mod could add it to the main page that would be fantastic Pineapple Punch (talk) 19:56, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Sure, the bot will replace it doe so it'll be gone after a few hours Soyoyuki (talk) 20:10, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Thanks! And dw about the bot Pineapple Punch (talk) 20:17, 15 September 2026 (UTC)

Soysphere Logo Vote

Submissions for the new soysphere logo have now closed.Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that...

IT'S OVER

As announced on the SoyBooru, the purpose of this contest is to choose a logo that represents the soysphere as a whole rather than any individual site.

Reminder: This is the logo we are looking to replace:

All valid designs submitted before the deadline are included below. Please look through the submissions and vote for the design you think best represents the soysphere as a whole.

Voting will close 9/18/2026 11:59 PM UTC.

Submissions

Submission 1

By joetheboothofthenumber9

Submission 2

By Busmowerman

Submission 3

By pudding

Submission 4

By Glew

Submission 5

By cocoschoppenboer

Submission 6

By Bushyyy

Submission 7

By sneeperino

Vote

Which logo should represent the soysphere?

You are not entitled to vote.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.

Submission 1

Submission 2

Submission 3

Submission 4

Submission 5

Submission 6

Submission 7

There were 54 votes since the poll was created on 00:50, 16 September 2026.

poll-id F315FB5F37C5A3434A70ADAA439061D2

Once voting has concluded, the winning design will become the brand new soysphere logo displayed on the Main Page and the winner will receive 1000 Boorubux.

Thanks again to everyone who participated. Fenriris (talk) 00:51, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

5 is great. Keeping impish as the face is good. Pineapple Punch (talk) 14:46, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

5 is easily my favorite for a wiki logo, but I don't think it would work for the soysphere as a whole. --Neptune (talk)

Yeah, I like it for the wiki. The old emblem should be kept for the entire 'sphere since it's too iconic to remove, but whether the admins want to keep it or not is up to them I guess Pineapple Punch (talk) 18:04, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

This was called too early, none of them are as good as the sharty emblem.

Also shartyretards think this is about including the booru or whatever kek. Soyoyuki (talk) 15:11, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

I get that like a bunch of splintercacas use the main sphere nowadays but we're still owned by the sharty so i don't think this was even necessary. Soyoyuki (talk) 15:11, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

The fifth one is the only good one. I knew it would win by far G-Man (talk) 18:57, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

Alright, I think we have a clear winner! Fenriris (talk) 23:51, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

Im actually embarrassed, I only showed mine of what im doing, mit was just a demo,and then I gave up because I didn't think it would turn out well. I never expected that unfinished logo to make the list. Bushy

My new pages wont be displayed on the new article section of the new page

I recently joined the 'ki and made two articles. One for Post-Traumatic Salt Disorder and one for Bipolar Ye Disorder. Its been 3-5 days and it still hasn't shown up in the "new articles." is it an issue on my side or the sites side? Again, I'm very new to the 'ki and editing so I'm not exactly sure how its supposed to work. also, is their an easier way to do this whole thing: Dr.soymed (talk) 20:30, September 15 (UTC)

For the new articles, that is actually handled by a bot. It only takes the top 5 newest, so probably most likely it skipped over yours because by the time it updated them yours probably was like 6th or 7th place. Currently, it is set to update daily. Though maybe not because a couple of days ago it was tweaking out due to it complaining about missing a permission it does not need Fenriris (talk) 01:48, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

So what do i do? is it ober? (p.s how do i do this: Dr.soymed (talk) 20:30, September 15 (UTC) easily? me unga) Dr.soymed (talk) 2:01, September 15 (UTC)

It's all automanic, so it will replace them out eventually, but I could add it for you manually. I did that for you Fenriris (talk) 02:31, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

Ban Joshua Goldberg again please

I dont care if hes unbanned from the 'ru or the sharty, I want him banned here, he's a fucking kike terrorist who has perpetrated massive falseflags TheCatalan1977 (talk) 09:38, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

He served his federal sentence and is no longer classified as an active criminal per US laws. –Gem 💎 (talk) 09:40, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

He isn't even active here so it seems pointless OPSEC DEMON (talk) 11:58, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

New Infobox?

I remember there was a prototype to redo the infobox person/soyjak template, is it still planned? They do look ugly and unpolished currently in my opinion.

The current version is the "remaster". I think SECApedia's version was a bit better. Soyoyuki (talk) 18:47, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

the infoboxes suck because they use portable infobox Rickert (talk) 18:54, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

I agree. Maybe do a vote to see if people wanna change it.

change the css if you dont like their look. """secapedia's version""" were literally just sncapedia's infoboxes, which were actually our old infoboxes copy pasted and they were broken on mobile (unlike portal infoboxes which work on mobile) Cobblestone (talk) 00:06, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

das geega doe Soyoyuki (talk) 00:09, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

But they also don't resize inages properly.

new ones or the old ones? give me an example and ill fix it using css Cobblestone (talk) 00:43, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

The ki just ACKED!!

GEEEG!! Twift (User page) (talk) 18:39, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

I was away when it happened. What happend? 502 error? Fenriris (talk) 23:49, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

yep for like 10 minutes Soyoyuki (talk) 00:09, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

Got it Fenriris (talk) 00:45, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP EDIT WARRING WITH THE NIGGERSTONE SHITSKIN FROM NIGGERHELL XITTERINSTAGRAM4CUCK IMMIGRANT COMMIEINDIANCUCKS COALSPAMMERS DESTROYING SOYJAK.PARTY NOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE BRIMSTONE NOOOOOO MUH HECKIN WP:NPOV WP:RS WP:DUE WP:V WP:NPA WP:5P WP:DR WP:SPIDERMAN WAIT SHIT FORGET THAT LAST ONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 19:18, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

marge? Twift (User page) (talk) 19:23, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP EDIT WARRING WITH THE NIGGERSTONE SHITSKIN FROM NIGGERHELL XITTERINSTAGRAM4CUCK IMMIGRANT COMMIEINDIANCUCKS COALSPAMMERS DESTROYING SOYJAK.PARTY NOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE BRIMSTONE NOOOOOO MUH HECKIN WP:NPOV WP:RS WP:DUE WP:V WP:NPA WP:5P WP:DR WP:SPIDERMAN WAIT SHIT FORGET THAT LAST ONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 'kiGOD (talk) 20:00, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP EDIT WARRING WITH THE NIGGERSTONE SHITSKIN FROM NIGGERHELL XITTERINSTAGRAM4CUCK IMMIGRANT COMMIEINDIANCUCKS COALSPAMMERS DESTROYING SOYJAK.PARTY NOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE BRIMSTONE NOOOOOO MUH HECKIN WP:NPOV WP:RS WP:DUE WP:V WP:NPA WP:5P WP:DR WP:SPIDERMAN WAIT SHIT FORGET THAT LAST ONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 20:05, 16 September 2026 (UTC)

Holy shit the soysphere page sucks

The Soyjak.party page is much more structured than this shitty list. But as of right now, this sucks ass and i think we should make a mission to get this page to a more decent state after such a big commit.-Alarcão (talk) 01:24, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

>The Soyjak.party page is much more structured than this shitty list. But as of right now, this sucks ass and i think we should make a mission to get this page to a more decent state after such a big commit.

QolaTypeShit (talk) 14:20, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

limit/ban userpage rape

at this point certain userpages do not even load and throw "cannot complete request" browser error, this is too much DQNALD K TRVMP (talk) 09:32, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

>NOOOO STOP THE HECKING USERPAGE RAPING MY WIKISNEEDIA USER PAGE, ITS HECKING IMMORALL AND BREAKS THE VANTALIZZATIYON RULE!!

Twift (User page) (talk) 18:59, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

fucking wikipedia rulescuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 09:34, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

Limit/ban shitflinging on the shitflinging wiki? No thank you Poop and niggers dying (talk to me here|see my Reddit karma) 09:38, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

Agreed. It's in a veil similar to booru shitflinging. It is kind of funny though when the user page errors out Fenriris (talk) 12:04, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

This Nu ‘ki logo looks like shit probably just mid but the old one was so much better because it’s have a troon ack’d ’ing in it can we go back

bro speaks albanian 💀

You are 9

>You are 9

Yeah I’m from USA. I’ll rape and kill your entire family blood line nigger don’t fuck with me or something to that effect

>Yeah I’m from USA. I’ll rape and kill your entire family blood line nigger don’t fuck with me or something to that effect

>bro speaks albanian 💀

the old one was good why did they change it

Because xey want to sepperate sharty from 'ki

its not 'ki logo but "soysphere logo"

look at dis

https://soyjakwiki.org/Soyjak_Wiki:Janny_noticeboard#Soysphere_Logo_Vote

>minimalist corpo desgin

Why are we copying rich kikes?

Nigga this is not minimalism

It is very dumbed down compared to the nothing is beyond our reach logo, this only has like 3 colors and no personality at all besides the 'jak when the old logo was SOVLFVL

ohio logo

this one is much gemmier

the thing on the right looks like a brain or an atom or something

Heyy where did the little puzzle piece soyjak wiki thing in the top bar of the browser go

Actually it looks pretty nice for some uses like meta, atleast its not completely soulless and goy. Twift (User page) (talk) 14:39, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

why are there a bunch of cacas in this section wtf QolaTypeShit (talk) 14:40, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

@Gem

>i don't care what shartycucks think
>saaar nooooooo you can't have non-soyjak articles this is a heccin IASerino wiki!!!!
choose one and stick with it nigger Soyoyuki (talk) 16:12, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

can someone tell me how and why lolkike is mod here despite only being known for brapping the very site xhe created ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 22:51, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

in cahoots with cobblestone, not to sound mean but i don't know if anyone else explicity "wanted" him to be mod Soyoyuki (talk) 22:53, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

>WELL NO ONE LIKES YOU TOO, NIGGER!

i brapped out almost 5000 contributions in a little over a month methinks me deserves it at this point Soyoyuki (talk) 22:57, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 23:11, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

stop getting baited by /soy/ users. they're running circles around you Cobblestone (talk) 17:19, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

posting my reply to appear in the screenshot in the thread include me and I'll reply with a gigger update: Rickert (talk) 17:22, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

>being an autistic retarded attentionwhoring sperg who cannot live a single fucking day without the shitsphere wholesomerino soyjak website

Soyoyuki (talk) 17:39, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

I just realised soycacas observing the wiki and it's retarded drama (half of which is caused by me) is the equivalent of grandmas watching turkish dramas Soyoyuki (talk) 17:45, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

the guy who inspect element deleted my message was funny Rickert (talk) 17:47, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

Now i am become gegbull, the coaler of 'spheres, or something. Soyoyuki (talk) 17:59, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

at least you are a gegbull, I'm censored on soyjak dot st Rickert (talk) 18:01, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

make soycreature logo ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 18:37, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

fr, I am not even sure what they are complaining about. We had non IAS articles existing for a long time, the only thing that really changed is that per what Salt wants, we're making the wiki more inclusive of things like splinters and less directly tied to only its two sister sites. Though I'm more than happy to talk with Soyoyuki's complainers about what specifically they don't like, because I genuinely want to make the wiki the best it can be Fenriris (talk) 21:10, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

Logotype

Honestly it isn't even that bad (the older one was better tho), I just don't get how it encompasses the Soysphere as a whole

Impish win doe

evnoe impish was already in the old logo (and much more identifiable at that) Pineapple Punch (talk) 18:09, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

The consensus from the 'sphere itself is that it's a bad change (which, thankfully, is still easily revertable). A change that was supposed to be representative of the 'sphere has clashed with the 'sphere, ironically. I think that the admins should change it back, it's upsetting to a lot of us to not see the classic emblem that we all know and love and it's hardly democratic. Pineapple Punch (talk) 18:09, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

Salt's position is for the wiki to be more inclusive of splinters etc. and be less directly and only linked to its two sister sites. The logo represents that change. Rickert (talk) 18:14, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

How was the old logo excluding splinters? Besides from the 'soyjak.party' text there's nothing exclusionary about it. Even then they could have just replaced the text with 'the soysphere'. Pineapple Punch (talk) 18:25, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

If you are willing to make such a version, maybe (unlikely and don't take my word for it) the staff can re-consider but as is, the old one won't come back. I personally don't mind the nu-logo and it did win by a wide margin, and this one looks more fitting with the header design on the main page in my opinion. Rickert (talk) 18:31, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

If we make a nu-logo, what splinters should it include? Maybe swinny/zarty/chaddy? Definitely not chinny and much less hostile splinters of course

The logo does not need to include splinters of course. The logo is really only for the wiki. Expect everyone to continue the old one Fenriris (talk) 21:04, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

Except me I will use it everywhere I go I will marry it and shiiet Twift (User page) (talk) 21:13, 17 September 2026 (UTC)

variant categorization project

Category:Soyjaks <-- top level. dont add anything here

Category:Variants <--- dont add anything her

Category:Variants by date <--- not here either

Category:Variants by year

Category:Variants by website of origin

Category:Subvariants <--- dont add anything here either

Category:Subvariants by date

Category:Subvariants by parent

Category:Subvariants by website of origin

those are parent categories. dont ever use them directly. instead make categories like these and put them on pages.

Category:2017 variants

Category:2020 subvariants

Category:Gapejak subvariants

Category:Undated subvariants

Category:SoyBooru subvariants

Category:4chan variants

@Rickert could you use a lua module to automatically populate the year ones using the infoboxes at least? Cobblestone (talk) 08:20, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

So like a soyfolder nigga Poop and niggers dying (talk to me here|see my Reddit karma) 08:22, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

is doable, I'll take a look Rickert (talk) 09:42, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

@Gem started working on a module, it should also check for the site of origin and if possible the parent variant Cobblestone (talk) 09:45, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

@Cobblestone I managed to get it check for site of origin and year, but checking for variant origin is a bit more challenging and will need manual intervention across all pages to unify the format (or at the very least, we will have to hardcode a list of variants). –Gem 💎 (talk) 10:32, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

ok just deploy it. ill do the variant origins manually. also will need to categorize nas and trends like this later too Cobblestone (talk) 10:34, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

I have something I'm working on myself now, I'll deploy it later, the best one can be used Rickert (talk) 10:35, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

ok. –Gem 💎 (talk) 10:38, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

@Gem @Cobblestone it should be fully working, do I overwrite the nu module or create a new one for it to move it out of sandbox Rickert (talk) 16:57, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

whatever works best Cobblestone (talk) 18:58, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

@Cobblestone I've deployed it as 2 and added it to the infobox. it'll take the job queue some time to get it all sorted out, you can check the results in a bit, there's a bunch of maintenance categories too. Rickert (talk) 20:39, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

looks good. what are the maint categories? Cobblestone (talk) 11:36, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Category:Variant categorization maintenance Rickert (talk) 12:02, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Changing a theme ACKED my account

My account's name is Trannyoxxer1001. I changed my theme to Cosmos like a retard and guess what? My account ACKED! Attempting to sign in just 502s the entire site.

Please revert it back to the default theme.

try this or this Soyoyuki (talk) 15:51, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

I can log in via those, however I can't get far enough to change it back without ANOTHER 502 ~~~~

you can also do this to get further: https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Preferences&useskin=monobook Soyoyuki (talk) 16:04, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

I will see what I do to fix it in the repo, but I am really busy rn. @Administrat0r just to let you know, you have still not pulled in my other stuff Fenriris (talk) 01:02, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Unlock request

Requesting for Quote's alt account User:BananaSplit to be unprotected. Let the soyim do what they want. — Swail, 15:51, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

done Soyoyuki (talk) 15:51, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

Hey jannies check out this gemmy dancing swedeeon my modified monobook skin

Twift (User page) (talk) 20:21, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

why do wikibabas like shitting up this page with wordswordswords sncanvkes 24/7

AwardedAccountAward (talk) 20:37, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

affirms our heccin gender o algx Soyoyuki (talk) 20:40, 18 September 2026 (UTC)

Words? on a talkpage? It's more likely than you think. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:45, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

>wikibabas 3 glasses chinnycuck

jannies help me

i just gets the 502 error every time i log into my account ~Chud45277 (talk) 03:42, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

If you set your skin to cosmos, use this link https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Preferences&useskin=monobook and go to appearance and change it from cosmos to something else 'kiGOD (talk) 03:45, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Yep, I just made a fix. Turns out that skin just needed to be updated to work with mw 1.46. Just need @Administrat0r to push it up and my other shit with it Fenriris (talk) 03:55, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Should I make it a site notice for a day? Fenriris (talk) 03:57, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Soy Chronicle

Since we been turning into the wiki into a greater Soysphere wiki that encompasses everything, I had the idea of making the Soy Chronicle button bring you to a landing page where you can choose to view the booru happening or the sharty happenings instead. What do you guys think? Fenriris (talk) 04:04, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Not a bad idea. Although I feel like we should change the artwork because having two impjaks on the main page isn't very appealing. –Gem 💎 (talk) 04:23, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

What to hold another contest for that? Or just get some drawfag like Cobblestone to do it? Fenriris (talk) 04:45, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

the later. –Gem 💎 (talk) 04:46, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

I know H3K, and Svejk1914 Fenriris (talk) 04:51, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Semi-Automate Featured Gems

I had an idea to semi-automate Featured Gems with my bot. Instead of a janny having to fill out Articlebox/Featured every time, we could put any optional Articlebox parameters alongside each article in the Featured Gem archive. The bot would read the next article and its parameters from there and automatically update Featured Gem:Static when it's time to feature it. The extra parameters could be hidden so the archive would still look the same to readers. The archives should also be restricted to only administrators for security so users cannot add questionable articles by like adding one before right before the next update.

I think I could also maybe possibly get rid of the need for Featured Gem:Article. When the bot selects an article, it would grab its current revision ID and pass that to Articlebox/Featured. The template could then use a small parser function to transclude that specific revision instead of the live page. So if IQ was at revision 494965 when selected, it would effectively only display that. Later edits to IQ wouldn't change what's displayed on the Main Page; it would stay frozen at revision 494965 until the bot selects the next gem.

Basically, all a janny would have to do is add the upcoming article and any desired display parameters to the archive, and the bot would handle the rest. What do you guys think? Fenriris (talk) 04:44, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure this could be half-automated through modules too. Can @Rickert confirm? –Gem 💎 (talk) 04:47, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, I was thinking of doing the revision id render thing through a module at least, that way you can just do something like {{Articlebox/Featured|IQ|revision=494965|3=400|7=white|8=black}} Fenriris (talk) 04:56, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

only somewhat, the module can only select the entry and make the box, the bot would still have to carry out the rest of the work Rickert (talk) 13:10, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Alright, sounds good. Ill have my bot fully do that then. Ill create a module where it can disaply a page by a revision id Fenriris (talk) 16:33, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Can we create and enforce a rule so 'chives MVST have expanded images from now on?

It's kinda annoying missing on some context while reading 'chives because the images are not expanded and it literally just takes a click at the bottom of a sharty thread

enforce it how? reject chives if they dont do that? you'll just end up with less chives instead of more chives with expanded imgs Cobblestone (talk) 12:05, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

I mean it's not like the archive bot autoexpands the images. Soyoyuki (talk) 12:44, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

trend categorization project

Category:Trends <-- top level. dont add anything here

Category:Trends by date <--- not here either

Category:Trends by year -> Category:2017 trends, Undated trends, so on.

Category:Trends by type -> either Category:Grouping trends or Category:Styling trends. i've already edited the infobox trend template to add these as suggested values.

Category:Soyjak trends by trendsetter -> Category:Feraljak trends, etc.

Category:Trends by website of origin -> you get it already.

@Gem @Rickert i'd appreciate it if either of you could help add another module for this one Cobblestone (talk) 12:00, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

shouldn't be too hard to duplicate & convert the module to this purpose Rickert (talk) 12:35, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

@Cobblestone do you also want the variant module to read booru_posts and place them in categories of 100, 1000, etc? like Category:Main variants but more standardized Rickert (talk) 12:36, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

ok, let's move main variants out of the variants category and make X_by_SoyBooru_post_count as a parent, and get rid of main variants as a cat Cobblestone (talk) 12:39, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

I know that Gem was talking about making their bot carry out tag relationships from the booru and auto filling them here. Dont know where they are with that though Fenriris (talk) 16:32, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

What do I do in the wiki rn im bored and I desperately dont want myself getting btfo'd out of the leaderboard.

Twift (User page) (talk) 17:13, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

you can always check the Janny interface for things to merge, move, or improve, could also help with the category thingys cobble and xer jannies seem to be doing rn if you care ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 17:52, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

I care, but for some reason after fixing/partially fixing one page, I suddenly get tired after that, ev&oe I have protein and milk regularly. Twift (User page) (talk) 18:08, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

day 1 of asking fen to add discussiontools

Soyoyuki (talk) 21:08, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 21:10, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

the thing on SNCApedia that lets you reppey people without having to annoyingly edit the source Soyoyuki (talk) 21:18, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

i promise it is not that hard geg ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 21:22, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

lazy nigger AwardedAccountAward (talk) 21:21, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

it also properly gives you reppey notifications on talkpages which isn't a thing here Soyoyuki (talk) 21:24, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

we had discussiontools before already and i removed it because it broke the captcha for anons Cobblestone (talk) 21:56, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Again, I am trying to. You should ask @Administrat0r because as of right now the git repo is not set up to automanically pull changes, so only he can pull them in Fenriris (talk) 22:36, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

Oh alright. Soyoyuki (talk) 22:52, 19 September 2026 (UTC)

portal bars

should we switch to an icon with text like WP and the current portal bar implementation? Portal:Test or do we rework it to use our current ED square icons thing Cobblestone (talk) 00:29, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

this is for the main page and inside portals only btw, on articles we should use the icon with a box like WP imo Cobblestone (talk) 00:29, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

thinking of remaking the wiki logo again

i updated it in 2024 but it's still just a ripoff with wikipedia's logos but with le soyjak. im thinking of making something completely new and original Cobblestone (talk) 13:52, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

Hold up ima make one to give you an idea, maybe keep the favicon for now Twift (User page) (talk) 14:01, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

Heres a fairly simple concept, got the bee idea from WikiApiary (a dnb wiki company that has relations to mediawiki) Either that or some other high quality version out there. Twift (User page) (talk) 14:01, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

it's cute but i dont think the bee fits Cobblestone (talk) 14:03, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

What should I replace it with then? I still like the bee doe its hecking kawaii metarinos Twift (User page) (talk) 14:05, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

How about a gigafly? ~Chud55209 (talk) 15:18, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

Stratosphere likes this.

Gem dislikes this.

soyoyuki dislikes this. I guess you can replace it with this (something i was planning for my vector skin recarbonization) to make it fully-IAS? Other from that i don't think we need a nu logo. The fact that it's a parody of Wikipedia's makes sense.

Tsmt, the wiki logo we currently have is a classic, it's fine as it is. Tar (talk | email) 14:41, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

G-Man dislikes this.

stop posting reddit arrows and use your words Cobblestone (talk) 14:26, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

posting reddit arrows

G-Man (talk) 14:29, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

@Cobblestone Why change it? The current logo is iconic and works perfectly as is. Since this site is essentially a soyified version of Wikipedia, having a parody logo makes complete sense. Plus, you haven't even pitched a better alternative for people to get behind. –Gem 💎 (talk) 14:53, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

GAAAH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT DO YOU WANT??? I COULDVE HELPED?? Twift (User page) (talk) 14:27, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

We don't dislike your design, we just don't want to change it G-Man (talk) 14:38, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, we dont really need a redesign yet, but atleast let me improve it instead of (this goes for everyone not just you) nigger disliking and leaving my design with no crits at all Twift (User page) (talk) 14:40, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

GauntletThrown dislikes this.

Tar dislikes this.

Just keep the logo the same, it isn't broken and does what it needs to do. What I will say however is I really like the idea of the bee as a sort of 'mascot'. It's quirky, fresh and stands out from the recycled memes and trends that the sharty uses 24/7. Pineapple Punch (talk) 19:21, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

OK at the very least make the bee (Ima call Kibee) some sort of mascot of this very wiki. Twift (User page) (talk) 19:27, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

Make the Kibee an official mascot?

You are not entitled to vote.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.

Yes

No

There were 20 votes since the poll was created on 19:28, 20 September 2026.

poll-id 3327C85E4F49B1F8CA4BF3140969906C

Twift (User page) (talk) 19:28, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

Alarcão dislikes this. A wiki does NOT need a cute marketable mascot^{[and why a bee?]}. Acts like this can open the floodgates to 'ki' being more than a place for archiving information and suffering from it (just like the booru).

Atleast it stands out from the crumbled memes used 24/7 Twift (User page) (talk) 06:22, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

i didnt get what you said about the "memes", you dont like soyjaks on the soyjak website? Alarcão (talk) 11:19, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

OPSEC DEMON

Can we make an %%0P53X_D3M0N%% template to mock 'oxxed troons with terrible OPSEC? geg

I have this from SECApedia (ignore the file errors and text). It's vibecoded as shit though it uses a module for whatever satanic reason.

Also the nature of a template like this collides with {{Pizza}}, and i'm pretty sure more people would prefer to keep that template for le heccin 2023 nostalgerinos or whatever Soyoyuki (talk) 15:09, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

Looks fine but we could try gemming it up. Regarding the 'za template, I think the difference here is that the 0P53X_D3M0N can be used to mock people with moloch-tier opsec like the techdom or fagmap niggas who make their personal information public for no reason, or just people with terrible OPSEC in general

Alarcão likes this.Add this template but just for EXTREME retards that have no OPSEC at all and keep {{Pizza}} not only cuz not every doxed person did have zas sent to their house but also is a very iconic part of 'oxing culture >having nostalgia for 2023 Alarcão (talk) 16:14, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

If we add this, we should allow other opsec levels like "just ok" or "needs work". Other than that, Fenriris likes this. Fenriris (talk) 00:50, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

I see empty space on the sides that could be used for images. put Pepe on the left and V on the right, just like in any given Opsec Level image GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:57, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

Update Soy Age page

Can someone update the Soy Age page. >>shortest soyage in history >can somebaldi update the pph graph please> Alarcão (talk) 19:33, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

Any way to use soybooru with VPN?

im not turning off my vpn --DQNALD K TRVMP (talk) 20:23, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

i got an account by asking mustard, not sure if he'll let you do dat do since i'm a jannynigger and you arent Soyoyuki (talk) 20:34, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

give your trans rights opinions on dis thank you

enable vector skin first, it'll only be used for that

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Soyoyuki/MainPageRework

the header background is a bit brappy i'll fix that later, also it's supposed to rotate between a bunch of other backgrounds but i havent researched that niggatech yet Soyoyuki (talk) 20:33, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

inb4 'yuki makes 7 gorillon locked soft redirects with dis ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 20:34, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

marge

Jannie lock ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 20:41, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

me locking that page was part of the joke, also i think i've only made a few soft-redirects, those being: Autism Denial Disorder, Coswork16 and Jannie-lock Soyoyuki (talk) 20:43, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

also i fixed the recent events section refresh the page Soyoyuki (talk) 20:37, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

Alarcão likes this.

has potential but it's kinda claustrophobic on vector — Swail, 21:25, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

in what sense Soyoyuki (talk) 21:59, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

as in cluttered

retarded soishit vibecoding at its peak AwardedAccountAward (talk) 21:46, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

nigga just saying shit

look at the revision history faggot Soyoyuki (talk) 21:59, 21 September 2026 (UTC)

I like it, doe I use monobook G-Man (talk) 20:19, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

obsessed approver

i leaked on bushy's talk page criticizing him and he's just removing my comments like straight up blanking it, you can see it here — Swail, 00:42, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

Over some mitakes from the past? Stop bothering me, im not even in the mood rn honestly. bushy

Nothing I can really do about that, it is his user page so he can remove comments from it if he doesn't want them there. If you have an actual issue with his conduct that needs staff attention, bring it up through the appropriate channel rather than continuing to post it on his talk page Fenriris (talk) 00:52, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

doesn't the talk page mos state you cannot remove others' comments? just because he has a purple name doesn't (at least it shouldn't) mean he's exempt from this, plus you can see in his talk page that one of his edits was rejected (when he was a dalit) for removing the default welcome message and, voilá, a comment when he tried to remove both from his talk page. my man, this simply smells like diplomatic immunity — Swail, 01:01, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

Well, removing comments from your talk page is actually premitted and recommend to declutter, archiving, etc. I think Bushy was thinking under that. But you do have a point, @Bushy I dont know why you are but please stop removing others people comments, per talk page manual of style. That guideline is more of a one for other users not to do anyways, not neccsiarly your own Fenriris (talk) 01:20, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

Unban @Wood

He got unbanned or something Poop and niggers dying (talk to me here|see my Reddit karma) 02:59, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

What is the point of all this

Why are we trying to not be The Sharty Wiki anymore? This all-encompassing soysphere wiki raisin won't work because splinters, by their very nature, will not cooperate. They will either prefer their own wiki, are so irrelevant that there is nothing notable for them to contribute, or are undesirables. Cucumber (talk) 05:48, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

...Notice how this is called the Soyjak wiki and not the Sharty Wiki? Twift (User page) (talk) 20:10, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

tsmt, the sharty and official soysphere sites like the booru, the sites this wiki was made for, should get priority. splinters should always be secondary GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 06:03, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

Despite being this site's biggest splinternigger janny, i don't support the effort of trying to LARP as a soysphere wiki.

SECApedia worked as a pan-splinterist 'ki because it was fully independent (by that i mean it wasnt owned by any splinter) so there was no natural conflict that would arise between users.

You can't make this site a soysphere wiki because it is, and will always be owned by the sharty.

We should just be splinter-inclusive (which we already are, look at the splinter userboxes i added and the many splinter pages i recarbonized) but past that focus on the sharty. Soyoyuki (talk) 14:35, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

Ask Cobblestone the policy admin, and Salt, thats what they both wanted. And Salt is the owner sooooo... Its still not a bad change though, were just documenting them Fenriris (talk) 20:07, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

We already talked about them, and like before it's going to be from our perspective anyway Cucumber (talk) 20:47, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

bot tasks

need bots to automate these

• handling choose uncached and replacing it with either choose or the span uncached we use
• deleting redirects and links to Namefag:
• when a page is moved without creating a redirect, clean up redlinks and point them to the new page name

Cobblestone (talk) 19:14, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

I can do the last bullet point, and as for the second one I already disabled my bot to scan and create redirects for SNCA Fenriris (talk) 20:04, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

ok thanks, the last one should only be for mainspace pages and maybe templates. also namefags: not SNCA Cobblestone (talk) 20:13, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

SOOOR MAKE A MOBILE VERSION OF THE NEW VECTOR THEME

SOOOOOOR Twift (User page) (talk) 20:45, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

I've only tested it on tiny desktop resolutions and it seems to work fine, i'll test mobile tommorow

Also our favourite tranny couldn't resist raping the theme so copy this into here to fix it Soyoyuki (talk) 20:50, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

remove that nu logo if you want, i just think it fits the site better Soyoyuki (talk) 20:51, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

why would he do that? vector theme is designed for computers, not phones. –Gem 💎 (talk) 21:15, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

About the Sharty flag in Template:Flag

I know that you @Soyoyuki still dickride shemmy after it died long ago (despite you may say otherwise), but why did you replace og Sharty flag?

1. The old one was based off Kekistan flag, which is still present in flag sheet and itself is a nordic cross flag like a Nazi Germany war flag;
2. The current bicolor flags representing splinters are just based off natejaks "splintersonas" shirt color scheme, which were created simply for the sake of being created, nobody actually uses them and just lame af. Extralargebbc (talk) 21:38, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

If it's that big of an issue you can go ahead and revert it. It's fine. Soyoyuki (talk) 21:40, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

but don't I need to overwrite the image file? Extralargebbc (talk) 21:42, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

Yes. Is it jannie-locked or something? Soyoyuki (talk) 21:47, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

nuwikimods doesn't know that auto confirmed users cannot rewrite files Extralargebbc (talk) 23:29, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

just replace the file within the actual template Soyoyuki (talk) 23:55, 22 September 2026 (UTC)

i tried it, even with approver, i can't do it QolaTypeShit (talk) 01:07, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

seriously

when are we getting the pageview counter back? — Swail, 15:27, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

never ever GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:58, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

When Salt stops being a DNB and pushes updates Rickert (talk) 19:28, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

if you see him active tell him to update this shit already, there's a thrembillion things pending Rickert (talk) 19:31, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

{{jew}} and {{kosher}} needs to become one, but how?

both declare the page's subject to be jewish ({{jew}}'s case)/related to jews ({{kosher}}'s). the only difference between the two is that the first is simple and small, doesn't occupy much space, while the other one is big af but at least it plays some music. my advice? get rid of {{kosher}} (even doe i spent days gemmifying it) since it's easy for you to connect something to da jooz and make {{jew}} exclusively for jewish topics Rindon (talk) 18:21, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

formalityfaggot die geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 19:09, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

everyday this guy wishes marketpliers was still moderator AwardedAccountAward (talk) 18:56, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

ride on bbc daily until you feel validated and forget about formalitytrooning on soyboy woahjack glasses wickey Soyoyuki (talk) 19:31, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

GauntletThrown likes this. also they really should just be merged with {{Jew}} becoming a small version of {{Kosher}} like with how {{Walloftext}} has an optional small version as a parameter GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:14, 24 September 2026 (UTC)

ATTENTION ALL CHILD PORN SPAMMERS

WE WILL NOT STOP, WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL ALL OF YOUR CSAM IS REMOVED FROM FROM THE FUCKING SOYPSHERE. I HATE PEDOPHILES. I HATE PEDOPHILES. ATTENTION ALL CP SPAMMER POSTERS. YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE SOYSPHERE FOR RAPING KIDS. HAIL CHRIST ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 21:28, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

Don't give them attention like this. It makes them feel tuff. Just ignore and report. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 21:43, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

One of the reasons why I created that extension :). Glad you guys like it Fenriris (talk) 23:06, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

Lock this page please

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Paranoid/awardedaccountaward%27s_deleted_wiki_page

AwardedAccountAward keeps trying to delete the contents of this since he made it about himself -Paranoid (talk) 21:57, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

Done, do you want your user page protected too? Rickert (talk) 21:59, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

That would be nice, thank you -Paranoid (talk) 22:03, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

text replacement

can a janny do text replacement on SNCA:Ubuntu, it should be just Ubuntu — Swail, 22:16, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

Pretty sure i already did this a while ago, clear your cache. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:14, 23 September 2026 (UTC)

should i make a page on pop tarts

should i --TheOtherSwede (talk) 20:39, 24 September 2026 (UTC)

sure G-Man (talk) 21:26, 24 September 2026 (UTC)

poptarts are an aryan feast for aryan beasts GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 07:01, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

Search bug report

Marge I am scared what is dis??? Why can't I search for soymilk??? Check in case it's something serious SoyQualityControl (talk) 00:16, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

I was actually getting that error too on my dev mediawiki instance of 1.46. I managed to fix it there, so the fix is ready to be pulled in by @Administrat0r. I just had to update one of the extensions for the MediaWiki version we're on. Should be fixed on the live wiki once he pulls it in. Fenriris (talk) 02:45, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

Things don't seem too healthy in the backend in general right now and the server is constantly brappy. @Administrat0r wake up and do the updates already Rickert (talk) 07:03, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

It's still working, but I see what you mean. Yeah, it is a issue but luckliy not too world ending. Like I said, I already fixed this and the other issues I found after the 1.46 upgrade on my mirrored caddy dev instance, so at this point we're really just waiting for the updates to get pulled onto the live wiki by him Fenriris (talk) 16:32, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

how many changes are even pending right now? Rickert (talk) 18:31, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

I would say about 8-10+ Fenriris (talk) 03:25, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

Featured NAS on the Main Page

There has been some discussion about removing the Featured 'nas section from the Main Page. The argument for removing it is that the section does not appear to get much use anymore and the space could better be used for something else. Since it has been a significant part of the Main Page, however, we're leaving the decision up to the community.

Should Featured 'nas remain on the Main Page?

You are not entitled to vote.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.

Keep Featured 'nas

Remove Featured 'nas

Merge into dailyjak

There were 24 votes since the poll was created on 02:31, 25 September 2026.

poll-id 40CAAE61B2D5B6F3E4A08469CB7F4E0B

Feel free to explain your reasoning Fenriris (talk) 02:33, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

My name is Everyhono and I love the Featured NAS

My name is Nobadi and I hate the Featured NAS Poop and niggers dying (talk to me here|see my Reddit karma) 02:36, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

I wouldnt cry if it died but it can stay since it doesnt take up much space, especially on the vector main page. Soyoyuki (talk) 15:23, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

Glisteald was arguing that it does, but accorind to the votes, looks like everyone wants to keep it anways, so no worries Fenriris (talk) 19:14, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

Mass-replace Lua to Lua

The links are broken now Poop and niggers dying (talk to me here|see my Reddit karma) 10:32, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

Done G-Man (talk) 10:51, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

when do i get promoted?

when? Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 15:57, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

For what exactly? Soyoyuki (talk) 17:27, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

good contributions. I made a lot of articles. And i have moderation experience. And im rich but thats unrelated Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 18:42, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

and fuck your cousin ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 18:56, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

Tbh aryan warrior, I dont mean this in a negative way, but you are pretty spergy Fenriris (talk) 19:13, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

warrior z was admin doey Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 06:09, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

Make him a mod. We need incest advocates on the mod team –Gem 💎 (talk) 12:50, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

He is a good candidate for moderator i can vouch for him, --Margarine Man (talk) 22:15, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

when do I get promoted?

when? GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 17:53, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

We consider you to be immature^{[citation needed]} and unreliable to be trusted with helper rights or more Gzard (talk) 18:18, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 19:02, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

He's an oldfag who's been here since 2023, I vouch for him — Swail, 18:24, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

>2023 user with 6k+ edits

>still sucks balls at his job^{[citation needed][citation needed][citation needed]}

embarrassing AwardedAccountAward (talk) 23:01, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

says the nigga who got fired and permabanned. SYBAU GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:06, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

>this coming from AAA ~Chud81740 (talk) 04:10, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

I was hesitating to say this. Thanks Soyoyuki (talk) 18:19, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

I was wondering this as well — Swail, 18:24, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

if anything you should be demoted, raped, pantied, banned and sissified ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 18:57, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

but enough about you GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:06, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

plan: categorization revolution + portals

@Rickert once you're done with excerpts, could you make the soyjak categorizer "generic" so that i can invoke it in different categorizer template derivatives, im going to make new infoboxes, portals, categories, for:

• trends (i mentioned this one before)
• namefags
• imageboards
• NAS

then im going to use them to build the portals, we'll keep going cleaning up improving categories over the entire wiki as i build the new portals Cobblestone (talk) 20:53, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

I'd rather scope rules per template. One module doing it all will get quite bloated, though I'll see what can be reused or if it's possible in a more optimized way. All basic ops should carry over and retooling shouldn't be too hard. Also, {{Infobox NAS}} already exists Rickert (talk) 21:23, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

thanks. also ya i made that infobox and the trend one too. im making the namefags one now and ill make an imageboard one specifically Cobblestone (talk) 22:07, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

@Cobblestone I'm thinking of one big base metamodule to handle all the common operations, and each template's module can keep its own rules on top. Keep in mind things like nationality/sites etc. need to be handled due to the same alias problem, it was in /config for the soyjak one, only way to avoid multiple cats for American or something. Since the base handles everything, anyone could easily write a submodule for any infobox if they wire it correctly, might be done coding it today or this weekend since I already was thinking over it to fix the trend issue and had some parts complete already Rickert (talk) 01:37, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

another win is sharing the aliases, so 4cuck will always be known to all submodules as 4chan, and they would also have their own config for any further necessary inputs that's not necessary to be global etc. Rickert (talk) 01:38, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

yeah that's what i meant by "generic" so we dont copy paste the code 500 times, sounds awesome, thx Cobblestone (talk) 01:42, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

i did some cleanup on name parameters

• name: the page title, usually the nickname or name they're most famous for, fallenchungus etc.
• native_name: the subject's name in their native language. don't abuse this for nicknames.
• other_names: this is where you put nicknames
• birth_name: when the page title/main name is the nickname, you put their IRL or dox name here

this is how it will be Cobblestone (talk) 10:20, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

Please protect my userpage

Some anonnigger is making me look like a pedo because I reverted vandalism Twift (User page) (talk) 13:51, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

full ip ban now ~Chud15381 Twift (User page) (talk) 14:36, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

no . ~Chud15381 (talk) 14:38, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

If you no want dat den stob callin everybono bedos Twift (User page) (talk) 14:40, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

What the fuck happened in SoyBooru according to happenings page?

And no, I wont take "SNCA" "Nothing" for an answer, allowing such failtroll irony is what allowed this to happen. During the Soyvil Rising, 'teens already knew there was a 'cord raiding the sharty and DDoSing it. There are severe issues going on, normalization of faggotry we once fought has allowed the actual non ironic failniggers to flood the site TheCatalan1977 (talk) 18:29, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

I don't know and I'm not a booru janny so I wouldn't know anyways, but I guess that the new UI is very broken so the user could spam DNB despite being banned and with jannies being unable to do anything G-Man (talk) 18:33, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

Sanitize my CSS

Hello, I'm unable to sanitize the CSS on my styling page because only mods can change that. Could you do that for me? Thanks. HelloWorld (talk) 20:30, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

background-image is unaccepted by sanitized CSS Rickert (talk) 20:34, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

Moving low-quality pages to the user namespace

Why? Once moved they'll just rot there and never be finished. Take GroyperChud/KARA BOĞA for example, it was never actually expanded upon by its author after he released it on July 29. Don't think the same will happen to say Soyfield/Crime. There's simply no reason to actually do anything with an article once it's someone's subpage. Let's go back to deleting shit please. — Swail, 21:46, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

plus most people who leave articles in poor enough states to warrant deletion aren't gonna stick around long enough to salvage them GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:00, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

add the soyzellig header as a template

for snca that is related to the fuggen zertee

too niche, even the kuzzy doesn't have one

currently the splinter templates are: swinny, chinny and shemmy because they all have 2+ years of history and atleast 10+ articles that use the template Soyoyuki (talk) 21:59, 26 September 2026 (UTC)

Heavy Frutiger Aero page

I previously pointed out that this page's source code was a mess and asked someone to separate code into smaller templates. I've now given it a try myself, and it seems to work. Could you please review my changes and apply them to the main article if they're acceptable? I don't want to create thrembilion new subpages in mainspace myself SoyQualityControl (talk) 03:58, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Alarcão likes this. Do dis soot

>Do dis soot — Swail, 05:46, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

stop ddos

website is very slow for me on my end is anyone else experiencing this — Swail, 16:47, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Me too Twift (User page) (talk) 17:00, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Working fine for me Fenriris (talk) 16:50, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Adding a song to a template

Hello! I want to add a song to the Party template but apparantly it won't let me edit the source code. How do I add a song to a template? HelloWorld (talk) 17:11, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Usually you would put {{Sa}} with the song just after the text on the second line, but I guess it's protected so tell me the template and song and I'll add itG-Man (talk) 17:22, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

It's Template:Party and HelloWorld (talk) 17:31, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

I'll add it G-Man (talk) 18:15, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Done G-Man (talk) 18:20, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Thanks bro! HelloWorld (talk) 18:28, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

am i good enough for anpovooler

^ — Swail, 20:28, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

youll get it quicker if you stop begging for it :) ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 20:37, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

who are you

someone move Minnesota to the mainspace for me thanks

it's a good page, also inform the author that SNCA: is deprecated and reserved for low-quality articles blease — Swail, 01:57, 28 September 2026 (UTC)

Done G-Man (talk) 02:09, 28 September 2026 (UTC)

Shit opinions

Virtually all articles have brimstone normgroid points of view^{[citation needed]}, we must gem them up

daring today arent we?

Editing templates

Hello, why am I still unable to edit templates? HelloWorld (talk) 29 September, 12:34 (UTC)

social credit too low GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 13:07, 29 September 2026 (UTC)

Geg, this. Forget the exact number but your account needs to be old enough with enough edits to get confirmed status Fenriris (talk) 22:45, 29 September 2026 (UTC)

Request

Can we make an article for RapeWaffen and Best of (admin)? — Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud20889 (talk • contribs)

I put these up in Soyjak Wiki:Requested pages for your convenience. Also wtf is a RapeWaffen? — Swail, 20:48, 29 September 2026 (UTC)

thx my nigga, rapewaffen is a joke (or is it...?) where we larp as nazi rapists and post gigarapists, we even have our own rapist flag geg (also i think there was a real rapewaffen who were noctulian n sheit but idk)

is the rapewaffen you speak of the same one described here -> https://mappingmilitants.org/mmp-group/rapewaffen-division? because if so then i don't think jannies will like it, ask on their talk page or something — Swail, 22:17, 29 September 2026 (UTC)

New jew template

make text replacements Template:\jew and Template:\jewish to Template:\kosher, redirecting it to the big templates makes some pages ugly DQNALD K TRVMP (talk) 20:23, 29 September 2026 (UTC)

There are some pages that uses both though, so I think just deleting the jew and jewish ones would be better. Though I recall that ReplaceText supports rejex, so I could replace both with kosher than have rejex take care of the duplicates. Give me a few 22:31, 29 September 2026 (UTC)

bearucats let talk page edits bypass moderation

do we really need anpoorve for that? its really annoying having to approve what is already santioned shitflinging anyway ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 23:49, 29 September 2026 (UTC)

I would keep it as is, just like main articles, talk pages are just as vulnerable as mpa Fenriris (talk) 23:58, 29 September 2026 (UTC)

well obviously you cant upload images without anpoorve, and 'p links would get caught by the filter id assume, so what is the issue? respectfully of course ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 00:02, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

I meant in temrs of edits, not just images of course. Sure, we can do that, but you cant really program in something to catch every 'p link, failtrolls or any of the other high garde rules we have here Fenriris (talk) 01:42, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

Gonna address the elephant in the room and mention that you don't need your image anporved if it's already on wikimedia commons. It's the most common method failtrolls use to try and post rulebreaking content on this site. MPA at least slows this down by requiring an anporver's review of the edit to ensure it's an actual good faith edit and not just adding goreslop. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:26, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

This is getting annoying

I was editing a page and added so much info then all of a sudden the Performing security verification appears on my damn screen, I lost all my progress, and I don't know if other users are experiencing this problem too. Bushy (talk) 01:28, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

I get that too, thats why I always copy my edit text first before I hit save kek. I dont think it is really fixable Fenriris (talk) 01:34, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

Fen My case is worse because I don't edit on a computer, I use my phone keeek. Bushy (talk) 01:41, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

We desktop gods stay winning 🗣️! Sorry man, dont know how to fix that, or rather cant Fenriris (talk) 01:54, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

Thats okay, as long as I can approve stuff around here is fine, Hopefully I get my pc fixed. Bushy (talk) 01:58, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

It's cloudflare, and Salt does wants verification enabled for his sites, so I dont think we can do much about that. Noticed it mostly happens on browswer/ip changes. After all we dont have any form intergrity.js on the wiki. Maybe @Administrat0r would like such a mechanism? Fenriris (talk) 02:05, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

I think that would be a good thing. Bushy (talk) 16:19, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

Template Noticeboard?

I'd suggest a noticeboard specifically for template talk and suggestions

Also wat da fak is dis new talk ui bradar Twift (User page) (talk) 20:17, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

Remember to like, comment and subscribe for more wikijammy double penetrations Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 20:26, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

the wiki is slowly getting assraped by cucks from csampedia.org and its terrible The Greatest Wiki Editor (talk) 20:41, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

>When I'm stressed and overwhelmed about how much I hate my hobbyist past-time, I resort to thinking about child porn and how bad it is.

What did The Greatest Wiki Editor mean by this? Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 21:52, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

this also what the fuck happened with talkpage appearances, they look so ugly now GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 20:42, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, it looks like something from Wikisneedia, even I wouldn't try to do shit like that because I import things from there (sometimes.) Twift (User page) (talk) 20:45, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

I believe you can turn that off if you want, it's just to make conversation faster, easier and nicer. You guys should try it. We actually had that same plugin enabled on the wiki before, but it was removed cause it was conflicting with the custom captacha at the time MCCaptcha Fenriris (talk) 20:46, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

revert it and remove every useful extension while at it, stop making this place useful, why do you want to be informed when someone responds to your talk message you made 2 days ago?? Rickert ⚔ 21:43, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

revert it and remove every useful extension while at it, stop making this place useful, why do you want to be informed when someone responds to your talk message you made 2 days ago??

Twift (User page) (talk) 21:45, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

I too enjoy being spammed with notifications and having a laggy as hell reply shitbucket gizmo instead of just opening the perfectly fine source editor page GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:56, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

As I said, you can literally disable it Fenriris (talk) 06:09, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Eh, I'll deal with it if that is the point your going for.

Also is it okay if I coukd make the aformentioned Template noticeboard? Twift (User page) (talk) 20:50, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

Like for the yellow box that says "welcome to the janny noticeboard"? Fenriris (talk) 20:59, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

No. A noticeboard for template discussion Twift (User page) (talk) 21:05, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

...marge? Twift (User page) (talk) 21:35, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

seems a bit excessive if you meant something similar to the technical village pump, you can always discuss it here, though it isn't the worst idea Rickert ⚔ 21:56, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

Ok, its all fine Twift (User page) (talk) 22:18, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

Soyjak Wiki:Template Treehouse Twift (User page) (talk) 06:13, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

question

why do wikicacas like making a gorillion categories for the most literal what places on earth that will inevitably only hold one or two articles at best — Swail, 21:25, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

do some research about categorization and what its intended to do before asking this question Rickert ⚔ 21:41, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

shit chudfaggots care about + @Twift da tism ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 21:33, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

What are "Draft" pages?

Pages where the title begins in "Draft:", what do they mean?MLGstuff (talk)

We are allowing NAS pages in the mainspace now if they're well written. Draft is for low quality NAS pages so that they get improved G-Man (talk) 22:05, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

this + some "SNCA" related features (like SNCA categories) are currently broken and will be fixed, however its basically SNCA with a new title, to better reflect said policy changes Rickert ⚔ 22:07, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

so obsessed with child porn

when will you nusoicacas admit that youre totally mindbroken by jakparty.soy ILOVESOYCREATUREANDALSOIMBLACK (talk) 22:41, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

marge what happened to visual editor

o algo ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 23:02, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

What do you mean? The talk page stuff? Fenriris (talk) 00:34, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

no, like all the normal 'ki pages, it only lets me and him edit with source MrBasedNYC (talk) 00:53, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Same here, I can't use the visual editor either. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 00:54, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Okay it seems like it only works in the Soyjak Wiki namespace and the Namefag namespace. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 00:57, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

It seems to have been removed from NAS pages MLGstuff (talk) 01:17, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Thanks for bringing it to my attention guys, not exactly sure what went wrong ethier. But after looking into it was due to a config in LocalSettings.php where a array was placed at the wrong end of a variable. It must of got reversed accidently during testing, cause it was working fine on my end until the newest update, so how weird. Since I dont have access to the server myself, for the meantime I created a temp solution for you guys Fenriris (talk) 02:52, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

It's also gone for IAS pages, I wanted to edit the page for Max and visual editing was disabled Fuggenjardee (talk) 16:25, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Oh no. Is my bandaid fix (for now) not working? Kek. Let me take a look, it tries to respect your visual editor preferences, so are you sure you do not have it disabled? Fenriris (talk) 16:33, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, it is working fine for me on that Max page. I think you just have the setting toggled off for that accidentally Fenriris (talk) 16:36, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

I checked, the visual editor is enabled for me. Fuggenjardee (talk) 18:14, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

You broke links!

When the "SNCA" namespace was changed to "Draft:" it broke a lot of links because there was no redirects and the links weren't updated. S5541 (talk) 23:04, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

bot will handle this later Cobblestone (talk) 00:32, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

141.126.58.46 is kuz

SNCA but I saw lolkek previously mention Ironlover as being kuz. The IP 141.126.58.46 who made a ton of pro-kuz edits over the course of nearly a full year, on top of repeating kuz lies and mirroring his obsession with Sobot, and surely enough it's from Knoxville, Tennessee.

On the userpage, it has an image claiming to not be Kuz dating back to November 2022, added by a user named after the IP. Considering how far kuz went to lie about himself, and how almost religious this user would have to be to perfectly repeat everything kuz liked and said, I say it's fucking Kuz and that it should be banned like the rest. -~Chud82791 (talk) 23:59, 30 September 2026 (UTC)

You mods can still ban real ips manually if you agree Fenriris (talk) 06:30, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Gradingbox categories

Can someone with AllPageEdit change Template:Gradingbox so that the category it puts on the page changes depending on the rating? So "gemerald" would add Category:Gemerald topics, "gem" would add Category:Gem topics, and so on? I'm the one who made it add Category:Graded topics and IDK why I didn't make it do this in the first place. Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 01:15, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

I'll look into it. Rickert ⚔ 03:30, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Done @Soyfield Rickert ⚔ 04:01, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

Thanks! Soyfield (Talk Page • Contributions • Email) 04:05, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

Is there a way to disable the new talk page thing?

im used to editing in source now Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 07:16, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

ignore this i did it myself Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 08:09, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Is there a way to disable the new talk page thing?

im used to editing in source now . also stop turning the soyjak wiki into wikipedo niggers Gzard (talk) 07:40, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

copied me award Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 08:06, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Omg, I am starting to get rather annoyed about this. I literally said a while back that I was going to reenable discussion tools and everyone seemed to be on bored, no objections there. What exactly is the issue? If you prefer source editing you can literally disable it in your prefences under editing, its not that hard to take a 5 second look. Discussion tools even supports source editing. Do I have to put a big notice or something with instructions on how to disable it? Fenriris (talk) 16:10, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

for whatever reason it lags a lot on my phono. plus im just used to source editing now. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 16:13, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

We honestly never had any other issues with it, except back when MCCaptcha was still a thing kek, since the two were incompatible at the time. I added it back because it makes wiki talk pages a lot more intuitive and accessible for contributors of all experience levels, which I think we can all agree is a good thing, especially for nu editors.

Sorry I got a bit annoyed with you guys. It's just that I had a couple of people complain about what I think is a much-needed change and immediately want it disabled without checking their settings first. But I understand not wanting to use it, thats why you can still disable it if you prefer of course.

Just go to Preferences → Editing → Discussion tools and there should be a checkbox there to turn it off Fenriris (talk) 16:29, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

>I added it back because it makes wiki talk pages a lot more intuitive and accessible for contributors of all experience levels

fairs, thats a good idea. I like how it seems to notify me about responses in talk pages, it didnt do that before for whatever reason Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 17:53, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

test test test @Aryan warrior test –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:17, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

I get an unsolvable captcha when I try to use discussion tools. –~Chud60183 (talk) 23:18, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

That should not be a issue anymore because captcha is now done by cloudflare. In what way is it unsolvable? Fenriris (talk) 18:03, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

A box pops up asking me to fill in a captcha with text as if it were the McCaptcha, except there's nothing to see or go by, rendering it unsolvable. Happens on Firefox at the very least. -~Chud21387 (talk) 22:30, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

Want to welcome new users?

Thanks to the newly installed NewUserMessage extension which automatically leaves a welcome message on the talk pages of newly registered users we are phasing out manual welcoming done by users, especially for bots. However, I get that some of you still liked to do that, so I wanted to give you the option to still be a part of the welcoming process

The extension can randomly select a signature from MediaWiki to include at the end of each welcome message. If you'd like your signature to be included in the rotation, just reply below and I'll add you to the list. You don't have to actually do anything afterward; it'll simply make some of the automated welcome messages appear as though they were welcomed by you. This doesn't give you any additional responsibilities or permissions of course Fenriris (talk) 21:28, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

automated welcoming is gay as fuck ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 21:46, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

— Swail, 21:50, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Its actually been done for a while with my bot, but I see your point. Thats why that extension supports welcoming using a list of signatures. Would that be a yes then? :) Fenriris (talk) 21:50, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

I support the feature. Bushy (talk) 22:22, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

DON'T SIGN UP XE'LL USE THIS TO FRAME YOU FOR LIKING FUGGEN 'PEEE GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 18:42, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

can i sign up for this? Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 06:11, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Of course! Anyone can, I have added you Fenriris (talk) 06:16, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

faggot

all wiki l Glisterald (talk) 22:25, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

DOCTOSSS

Why the fuck (out of all icons you could've chose) did you pick officer ganson as the icon for the draft warning? Twift (User page) (talk) 17:50, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

aw hell naw the uttpartycucks infiltrated the jannoid team GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 17:53, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

It's attention-catching –Gem 💎 (talk) 18:05, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

JSID -- Ranch (T/C) 18:09, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

FIRST WARNING FOR THIS DRAFT Cobblestone (talk) 18:20, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

Nigga what, change that shit right now Bushy (talk) 18:23, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

<From "we cannot mention splinters because we attract failtrolls" to displaying the mascot used by 'p spammers and pedophiles in 'cord groups, what a brave example! TheCatalan1977 (talk) 21:09, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

>nusoicacababaeditors don't know about Officer twinkle's wiki origins ohnononononnononono... Rickert ⚔ 21:21, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

That's not what it's known for here btw. "No bro, it's not a pentagram, it's just a star" TheCatalan1977 (talk) 21:27, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

You’re literally an administrator on the infamous child sexual abuse website “Nophonobooru”. I’ve just reported this to the FBI and relevant law enforcement agencies, so expect a knock on your door soon. –Gem 💎 (talk) 21:30, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

whiny soytroll 😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡 The Greatest Wiki Editor (talk) 21:32, 2 October 2026 (UTC)

The shiki has fallen, millions must die GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 01:02, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

test –Gem 💎 (talk) 02:23, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

thanks, so thats what was wrong. Geg. ESL's won! Fenriris (talk) 02:25, 3 October 2026 (UTC)