User talk:Cobblestone/9

does this already exist?

Some processes on here aren't automatic and need to be updated regularly, like whenever someone adds Template:Why to a page, they also need to add the page name to Template:Why. Since not all of these processes can be automated ( or it could be hard to implement), how can we as Editors of our the "The Wiki" coordinate to fix it? I was thinking of making a category, and we would add the category to all the pages that regularly need to be updated. thoughts? -- 我们之中 18:11, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

bot can probably do it Cobblestone (talk) 23:57, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

so, uh, who's implementing that ? i can help if u want-- 我们之中 00:05, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

you can ask fenriris because he runs it Cobblestone (talk) 00:11, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

Fenriris is on break. OopooPoopoo (talk) 00:55, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

User:Fenriris

okay so who do i ask. i could literally just make some noinclude or something and add it to a few templates and page for us 'ki gooners or somethingalgo -- 我们之中 00:59, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

sure Cobblestone (talk) 01:28, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

it's done by el way-- 我们之中 02:40, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

troonslop list

im becoming sick and tired so i just conjured up an idea... what if... to be able to add something on the troonslop list, you needed to add something on the troonkino list too? equivalent excahgnge! this will btfo the nusoiploopas-- 我们之中 02:40, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

i'm starting to think analects might be more mentally ill than me, somehow ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 03:26, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

Let people enjoy things, you bigoted chud! ~Chud3162 (talk) 12:08, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

Booru ban

Shouldn't Yotsuba the IV (Sawoot) be unbanned on the booru? I know he probably won't be active on there, but still. R1288 (talk) 12:39, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

Done Cobblestone (talk) 13:45, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

We should make a happenings page for the 'ki.

I myself think this might be a good idea. What is your response on this if you have any

this entire site is a 'ki happenings page --Broot (talk) 14:57, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

i meant a happenings page which documents all the meta snca, edit warring, template adding and removings, memoryholing, spam etc. which was happened on the 'ki. A happenings page can document all the revisions that has happened over the time

not too much notable happens here regularly Enteryourusername (talk) 19:09, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

please ignore or somethign

IRC NOW SEMI URGENT

nevermind it was a false alarm. pleaes ignore-- 我们之中 20:50, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

am i able to change my username

my username is fuggen retarded and i want to change it to User:Iwaju, does this wiki work like wikipedoa where you have to get an admin to change it for you? ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 22:41, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

Shit nobody cares about (except for me)

You should get your 'ru username changed from cutebooru to cobblestone because not only is the cutebooru LARP long over, everyone calls you cobblestone at this point.

i'll just switch accounts to cobblestone Cobblestone (talk) 10:44, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

also you should be on irc more often now that #wiki is becoming more active GapeNewell (talk) 11:17, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

tsmt North (talk) 12:03, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

spam block ui

can the spam block ui be a bit more uniform? I can only mark accounts that are found in the approval queue (I think) and can only unspam them by finding them in the approval or rejected or marked as spam queue -- 我们之中 11:08, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

What did sage do again?

what did xe threaten to do?? - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 11:51, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

He agreed with the OP of a /pol/ thread who said something like Christchurch should happen again. Cobblestone (talk) 11:57, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

>YEAH LET'S FUGGEN SHOOT DOSE MUDSLIMES CUZ THEY MADE MY CLITTY LEAK AND THERE ARE MUSLIMS WHO BOMBED MAH COUNTRY!!!

- Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 12:02, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

nu page

thoughts? need it or keep it ? Soyjak_Wiki:Moderation_geggies-- 我们之中 15:08, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

Looks good to me. Cobblestone (talk) 00:20, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Are you okay?

Are you okay? Turrican (talk) 16:07, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

you can tell us if osmething's wrong cobbley, we're all best buddies here-- 我们之中 16:09, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

marge ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 17:46, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

I'm fine, if a little busy. Cobblestone (talk) 00:20, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

heyyyyyy

how long's it take to get promoted? haha, you look good today yk cobbley cobble?-- 我们之中 19:36, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

Too many helpers. Cobblestone (talk) 00:20, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

so like a year??

I think it really depends on whenever one gets acked or leaves the 'ki. You are also still relatively new. Give it time Fenriris 🐺 02:52, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

User:YouAreDead

i dont give a shit if babyjak is abdl or not but that motherfucker keeps redirecting random userpages to his babyjak bbw goonslop Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 00:03, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

I gave him a day ban for being disruptive. Cobblestone (talk) 00:20, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

its we make retardedesljeet an approver

he has 2000 edits and a decent history Fart (talk) 04:49, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Okay. Cobblestone (talk) 09:29, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

caca attractors

we can´t delete pages like BFDI but can we make it policy that pages related to caca attractors can´t contain certain contents that cacas might add (that normal editors wouldn´t) like character lists, "why it's le good and the other caca show sucks", analysis, etc (even if in snca namespace). I think is is necessary because chudfaggots (most likely ban evading cacas) keep editing these pages and adding these SNCA details.We keep the roblox page because it has a history with soy, raids, etc, but obviously we can't let it contain any non 'jak info because those non 'jak info attract hordes of cacas. let's do the same with cacaslops of similar caliber -- 我们之中 09:11, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

just nvke the BFDI page already North (talk) 09:12, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

The problem is that there are grown autists who edit those. Cobblestone (talk) 09:28, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

They act underage thoughie North (talk) 09:29, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

If you find a really bad one, just report them to me and I'll make sure they're banned sitewide (after investigating and determining that they're likely to be a caca, roblox + bfdi is a really bad combo for example). Cobblestone (talk) 09:30, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

add this

https://soyjakwiki.org/Soyjak_Wiki_talk:Approver_policy

add the moderation geggies section pls -- 我们之中 09:13, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Done Cobblestone (talk) 09:31, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

On the {{pedo}} templates

I feel like they should be made something more mocking instead of "OYYY DOG TOES LE HECCIN EVIL SUPER PEE DOUGH", like {{faggot}}. Quick example so you get the idea:

THIS SUPERCUCK DIDDLES KIDS
This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

As it stands, the template is literally using a meme forced by pedophiles to draw attention to their own CSAM spam ("doctos").

BlackKING88 (talk) 11:26, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

I get what your saying. What about a slopjak like jartycuck or fnf pedo to portray them as shitskins, and maybe the opposite for the geronto template? Also what should we do for possibly pedo? OopooPoopoo (talk) 11:51, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Jartycuck would def be better than the doctos thing but it's still on a similar level. A slopjak would be basically the same idea as template spam (calling them a thrembillion things) so I don't like it either. I think just calling them faggots or some rapeson thing would fit better.

As for the possiblypedo template, it feels useless to me. Like you could put it on any page and it would "technically" be true. I remember when they kept putting it on soot's page. BlackKING88 (talk) 11:56, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

I feel like Rapeson would be even worse considering Pedoniggers learned to adopt him for self insertion. I do feel though that the template could maybe be reworked to not glorify pedophiles. Also possiblypedo is a middle ground so a page doesn't end up in an endless edit war of placing and removing the pedo template on a controversial figure. OopooPoopoo (talk) 12:11, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Hmm, you might be right about the rapeson thing, but imo portraying them as a skinny-fat dysgenic rapist is still better than the doctoddlering that we currently have. And the {{possiblypedo}} question could be resolved later. Still don't think it's a necessary template, but it could be reworked if we do rework {{pedo}} as well. BlackKING88 (talk) 12:26, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

don't do this ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 11:39, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Reason? BlackKING88 (talk) 11:41, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Do this 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 12:18, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Great idea, do it. Cobblestone (talk) 12:31, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

I think we should instead make it another template, the old one was better. Someone suggested making a template “pedofag” for the newer look. I suggest this because it looks too much like the faggot template to be included on pages that feature non-faggots. Vantared | SNCA page 16:17, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Okay, working on a new version BlackKING88 (talk) 12:39, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Do we keep the old pedometer thing? it looks nice - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 12:32, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

If you want. Cobblestone (talk) 12:34, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Thoughts? Not sure what would go well on the subtitle User:BlackKING88/Template/Pedo BlackKING88 (talk) 13:05, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Looks great. Subtitle could probably be the same. OopooPoopoo (talk) 13:10, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Maybe make the box dark? - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 13:17, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

What would be a good audio for the template? Enteryourusername (talk) 13:20, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

It already has the Pedo-meter bar thing. It would look cluttered if you added an audio as well. BlackKING88 (talk) 13:25, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

no as in like a small square shaped audio next to the subtitle Enteryourusername (talk) 13:29, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

looks good but maybe squash the 'jak on the left a bit, right now xe is a little too vertically big and it's making me leak. also i think the old doctos worked visually better with the template because of the color scheme but idk how that could be fixed -- Neptune 17:17, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Maybe it's better to create a new template for dykes/faggots using that, doctos felt well fit because it actually does dehumanize pedophile by showing the shocked disgust expression. Or maybe revert back to the old template because it's perfect - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 17:21, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

I think it's good enough to be moved already, cobble. BlackKING88 (talk) 13:42, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

it's REALLY ironic that this suggestion comes from someone like you --Silohpso (talk) 13:44, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

the idea is that you have to make them look as pathetic, useless, worthless as possible. -- 我们之中 16:01, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Maybe this new template just sucks, it's better to either create a new template that merges {{Faggot}} and {{Pedo}} together for faggots/dykes who are pedos or just revert to the old one. It's just a dupe of {{Faggot}} template overall. - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 17:17, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

I like the new one but I think the "warning" part should be returned to fit with the pedo meter, and also the slopjak being reaction soyjak makes it look too much like the faggot template, I'm gonna try to do a better slopjak G-Man (talk) 18:33, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Done: Special:Redirect/file/Pedohanging.png G-Man (talk) 18:37, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

I think the reaction soyjak is funnier and portrays them as more pathetic than some snca slopjak. BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 15:57, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

cobbly cobble

hey cobbly cobble, i think the

THIS PAGE WAS WRITTEN BY OLDFAGS This article is of its time. Expect bad humor and outdated information.

template is too bland so i remade it, does this look good? https://soyjakwiki.org/User:TraisoRightsWonned/Template/Oldfag_article 〜 TraisoRightsWonned (seethe here or something) 16:13, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Not bad, though I would like to see more soyjak elements Fenriris 🐺 15:51, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

fixed 〜 TraisoRightsWonned (seethe here or something) 17:09, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

not bad Cobblestone (talk) 16:23, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

approver ui

could you put more space between the 'approve' and 'reject' buttons? im kinda scared of misclicking (phonegodding won) -- 我们之中 16:18, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

i can't edit the site's code like that. Cobblestone (talk) 16:23, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

>i can´t do anything but i'll gladly datamine you just for you to get unblocked for a benign mistake-- 我们之中 16:25, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

You can just reapprove them in the rejection log if you reject by mistake. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 16:30, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

im talking about accidentally APPROVING something cuh...if you accidentally approve something it´s over o algo-- 我们之中 16:33, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Ask someone to suppress then. OopooPoopoo (talk) 17:08, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

BFDI raid

Should i put the/int/ BFDI Raid in the Soyfare portal or not? Do you think it's too nophono to be put in a portal?

i hate this shit so fucking much. why doesnt quote just enact total cacaslop death and ban ALL cacaslops and not just coalblox-- 我们之中 17:07, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

^exactly this, anyone who edits the BFDI pages unjokly should be 'nished until the end of time North (talk) 17:08, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

checkuser

we suspect somebaldi's ban evading can u join irc -- 我们之中 17:10, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Gillkoyim is a lazy kike

Please add a plural implementation of the pedo template ~Chud8784 (talk) 19:01, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

js type plural=1 bro BlackKING88 (talk) 22:28, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Vantared leaked and reverted your version G-Man (talk) 22:46, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

>reverting edits made by cobblestone and agreed upon by everyone else because you dont like it

BlackKING88 (talk) 10:29, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

demote limade

he edit wars, suppresses revisions for NO reason, blocks people from editing pages because he doesnt want people exposing his larps, is completely unconstructive, and pretty much mocks anyone that asks him to calm down.-- 我们之中 22:25, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

TSMT kill xim now!!!! -- Neptune 22:27, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

do dis Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 22:29, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Nusois don't know that Limeade is above Cobble in the hierarchy... 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 22:30, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

He's a site admin so unless he gets demoted on the farty, he will still be an admin here. OopooPoopoo (talk) 22:30, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

+Public vouch, same reason as analects + brony, nothing personal. -SprokemowerMan ★ Talk Page 22:32, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

>BESTIES LETS RISE UP AND KILL DA LIMEADE JERDEE

>BESTIES LETS RISE UP AND KILL DA LIMEADE JERDEE

gill "banned for rule 2" koyim, you are NOT the sigma. Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 22:32, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

Our only hope is for quote to take action, we don't have any other options. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 22:34, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

everyphono and everybaldi Aryanne (talk) 22:48, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

just take over the wiki smh what will quote and limeaids do? they can only seethe about it just like when lolkek took the booru hostage, it has happened before --Silohpso (talk) 00:38, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

Instead of starting a useless nigger bald man with glasses site war, I'd rather talk to him and figure out how we can work out the issues. For now it looks like most of the suppression/blocking is around the Pre-Soot era page which he had a big hand in designing/making and he wants it to be in a certain state. Why not just let him have his page? Cobblestone (talk) 03:09, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

that´s literally what I tried to do. can you just shake him up and give him a warning to stop acting like a power tripping faggot and treat people below him like trash? not all this concerns the Pre-Soot era page. Also let´s be honest some people deserve admin more than he does anyway, what does he even do? i think him having less power would either do nothing or be beneficial. im vouching for fenriris or yotsuba. if youre not going to demote him make him agree to something. a chart or whatever

-- 我们之中 06:55, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

I would also like to add that I don't hate the Pre-Soot era page, it's great, actually. My only problem is that it's actually too good. There are very little indicators that the page is a hoax. My belief is that some future nusois might believe that it might actually be real, and I don't want the 'ki to spread misinformation (especially something as big as this). Also suppressing revs simply because you dont like them sets an extremely bad precedent.-- 我们之中 09:25, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

can you undelete the music used in the SWA template

its for archive on the deleted templates page

Done. I undeleted the whole template too so it can be archived. Cobblestone (talk) 02:51, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

yo

i made a cool talk page for gillkoyim, is it fine? Fart (talk) 05:02, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

of course Cobblestone (talk) 05:04, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

copyrighted music

am i allowed to upload copyrighted music in low activity pages? it´s for a fiction/story project (that would probably only have me contributing, think of it like a soysylum2 project sort of) and be used in custom templates for said fiction pages (think of it like thread themes). For now it's Ground Zero by Ludwig Goransson but I could/want to add a few more. -- 我们之中 07:19, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

>giving 2 shits about copyright ~Chud2876 (talk) 07:23, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

i personally dgaf but ik she does since she deleted me uploading the 'slot to the 'ru for copyright reasons....-- 我们之中 07:25, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

Soyjak forum

Are we not going to mention in the page that soyjak forum got btfo'd by xenforo joons and turned into a booru because shroot pirated xenforo? ^ (talk) 07:58, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

That sounds like a joke Cobblestone (talk) 08:04, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

the site is being migrated to another server AFAIK North (talk) 08:10, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

nobody gaf that they pirated xenforo its just that his hosting provider is shitty BlackKING88 (talk) 10:38, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

rollbrap

can u give me my rollback back again or something. i changed my own css so that the rollback button is spaced enough such that i won't misclick it when phoneDEITYING-- 我们之中 11:38, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

NIGGA DOG TOES

NIGGGAAAAAA WTF IS THIS babyjak 'p

It’s based and Koyim Gilled - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 12:15, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

dock toes BlackKING88 (talk) 14:12, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

why

why does no one like me? ^ (talk) 13:05, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

meds i want to fuck you and kiss you on the neck

give yourself a custom name color

if you can't pick one use blood red like Anonymous ## Admin GapeNewell (talk) 17:28, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

she identifies as transrole. which means that despite the fact she has admin, she wishes to be seen as a None role user. please respect her identity-- 我们之中 18:51, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

make a janny only namespace

• it's possible
• quote said he will add it if you want to add it
• could be extremely useful for documenting notable ban evaders (no it's not sncapedia, I'm tlaking like documenting ways to spot them, ie ip ranges, behavior, etc)

-- 我们之中 18:52, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

documenting ban evaders publicly so that they know what to change to evade better would be silly Cobblestone (talk) 23:04, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

nevermind. I see that lockdown can also restrict read access, I'll think about it. Cobblestone (talk) 23:08, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

>didnt understand what i meant award

it would be a PRIVATE namespace silly cobble... please consider it :3 -- 我们之中 09:17, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

Okay I slept properly so I'm not ESL anymore. Let me elaborate. What I am proposing is an edit only view only namespace. Call it Namespace:Janny. Different roles pertaining to said namespace could be created such that having a role grants you access to certain pages. For example: Role:viewdev, with this role, anyone would be able to see pages relating to dev thingies that are too confidential to be leaked onto the public. they wouldn't have to use the 'ki regularly, (they could be 'ru only devs or something) but they could collaborate, view and edit these pages nonetheless. Think of it like a private github sorta. Another role : Role:viewevaders. We could make pages concerning active evaders, thereby making it easier for jannies ('sphere wide) to spot them. Let's say there's a nigger named peepeepoopoo. We know peepeepoopoo has ip ranges near Monaco, likes Scott pilgrim, snitching on raids and gooning to 'p. Therefore, a janny could make a page on peepeepoopoo, add the necessary info, and other 'sphere jannies could see the page, see the info, and now be prepared to notice and curbstomp peepeepoopoo whenever they spot him. This would make jannying more efficient. -- 我们之中 13:08, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

it's not a bad idea but the problem is that i've come to know booru and sharty janitors a bit and trust me, they don't care about the wiki at all and would not want to use the namespace. Cobblestone (talk) 03:49, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

well I CARE about the wiki and if you don't add it i'm gonna cry and poop myself... please add it cobbley cobble... the wiki is sica...also if you add it I'd be willing to maintain it 24/7-- 我们之中 10:47, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

promote north

>too knowledgable on media wiki shit

>great editor

>great programmer

soot please give xher the mod role. or at least think about it-- 我们之中 09:25, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

do this geg North (talk) 09:28, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

also I wouldn't consider myself a great programmer, but I know the ins and outs of MediaWiki well. North (talk) 11:29, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

hello,i am cobblestone,i am too lazy to log in right now so i am using raig's account because ive datamined his password,i am here to announce that once i resign,north VVILL be the next head admin of the wiki. thank you RAIG (User,talk) 11:17, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

gone for a month featured nas hasnt changed yet

ive been gone for a month and the featured nas has not changed CHANGE IT NOWNOWNWONWOWNWOWRAIG (User,talk) 11:37, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

evendoe it's kino and why would u remove a kino?-- 我们之中 12:53, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

>self congratulating yuorself

yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-- 我们之中 12:52, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

congrats :) North (talk) 13:00, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

COOOOOOOOBBBBLEEEEEEEEE

please protect the page on my little pony some niggers are fighting in there TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 13:45, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

>fighting over whether you want to fuck a donkey or a zebra

IT'S TOO LIMEAIDSPILLED

it was an important issue okay?!?!?!

the war is concluded now because jannies told me to stop (i won) Aryanne (talk) 14:52, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

there should be a template

(and corresponding category) that indicates that joons should look at something about an article, kind of like Template:Delete but for non-deletion changes. I patented this idea so you have to give be fifty soybux if you implement it tho -- Neptune 17:06, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

I have a problem

User:Analects (never mind about him, the clitty leakage between us has been settled. I think) and User:MarketPliers keep vandalizing my user page and talk page. Help needed. Vantared | SNCA page 18:42, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

I made two separate edits calm down you nigger. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 18:44, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

Vantared you are an offsiter from reddit or discord.com/invite/lgbt. istg. please leave the shiki, you do NOT belong here -- 我们之中 18:47, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

vantared stop North (talk) 18:47, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

Stop what?

Leave the site faggot BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 19:27, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

^do dis 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:28, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

^^ North (talk) 15:35, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

move mathematics back to the mainspace (evendoe i can i just ask for confirmation)

please. this list is big enough-- 我们之中 22:20, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

these pages dont exist yet show up on orphaned pages list

These pages don't exist yet show up on the orphaned pages list. please fix it cobbley coob....-- 我们之中 11:24, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

check this

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Moderation&modaction=show&modid=43903 -- 我们之中 12:10, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

Lonelypages

I halved the amount of lonelypages (was at like 150 and now at 74). or something. or whatever. o algo. ya kucch arr. 之类的. does this deserve a brapstar or do i gotta go all the way? (also i exclude User:Analects/lookingfor since these can't be linked to any page anyway), -- 我们之中 13:07, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

good job, but i think you need to relax, you're spamming me with 500 topics a day. Cobblestone (talk) 14:25, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

I think Analects just wants someone to talk to 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 23:59, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

geg i also did this btw earlier Fart (talk) 17:24, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

any use for this joke template?

Archived template in use: {{Catastrophic}} I'll make this smaller because I think it would belong in sections I suppose. I think we could use it on any minor mistake made by someone or small snca thing that did absolutely nothing like idk Froot roblox incident, Doll gooning to abdl, Angeleno being pro trans rights, Cobblestone being revealed to be a brown womxn, the sharty being down for 2 seconds, etc.-- 我们之中 16:30, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

ban mi

can you ban me for a duration of 15 minutes, I want to see how it looks like Fart (talk) 17:20, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

sorry about that

i shouldn't have been so sure of myself and consulted other pipo and waited for xheir response instead of brapping up on the mainspace.-- 我们之中 18:50, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

checkuser

could u do the checkuser with the nigga i sent u the booru dm or something algo?-- 我们之中 23:58, 26 March 2026 (UTC)

snca pages arent added to lonelypages

i am 999% sure snca namespace pages arent included in it.. please fix it soot-- 我们之中 12:27, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

SNCA pages are kind of lonely by design, since they're SNCA. They don't show up there because I made them not count as regular pages so that they don't clog up the random gem button. Cobblestone (talk) 05:01, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

add this to the sidebar

Soyjak Wiki:Janny noticeboard

also get on irc so we can have a talk GapeNewell (talk) 12:42, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

okay Cobblestone (talk) 05:02, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Remove User:Gemerald from the leaderboard

Remove User:Gemerald from the leaderboard, xhe is only there because xhe spammed the operation bleached bowl image.-- 我们之中 12:53, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

also User:Nusoicacas for being brapkun-- 我们之中 12:54, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

I agree why should permabanned users get to keep their spots on the leaderboard. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 12:57, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

download the shiki

Where can I download the entirety of the shiki in case it goes down 4evar? make a torrent o algo -- 我们之中 18:50, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

there's an archive on internetarchive. Cobblestone (talk) 05:00, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

create a python script that chives every single revision of the wiki, from the start to the end, and don't forget to chive files. Note that it will be like 100gb when chiving. Fart (talk)

North shouldn't just be a janny anymore

Hey Cobblestone, I think you should paint North's username to his collr palette as he is the new manager, and promote him Fart (talk)

no tf he isnt --Broot (talk) 07:46, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

cobblestone what are you doing North (talk) 08:53, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

driving interest and growing my site Cobblestone (talk) 09:07, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

it would be really funny if I was unjokly made the numanager North (talk) 09:13, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

in yo dreams my nig --Broot (talk) 09:15, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Unjokly make Borth a moderator o algo-- 我们之中 15:18, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

why is north still a janny

demote north, he's pretty much powertripping for his shitty self-insert bait TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 15:34, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

>demote north, he's pretty much powertripping for his shitty self-insert bait

why you so mad recently?

are you on your period lmfao??? kek! -- 我们之中 17:47, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

who ever thought to give a promotion to a woman? JSID!

Let's kill youtube

Template:Youtube Limeade (talk) 19:30, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

meds it's fine-- 我们之中 19:32, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

That one is so popular that soyteens make threads about it just to refresh it repeatedly and see what it generates. Cobblestone (talk) 19:33, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Currently if you keep refreshing it only randomizes part of it (client side script) because the sub templates are cache'd. I'm not sure how well the client side script would perform with cascading "choose"s like this and I didn't want to experiment shit on such a popular template. BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 20:37, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

It's because it isn't uncached. -SprokemowerMan ★ Talk Page 20:41, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

I literally said that in my message. BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 20:44, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

The nested templates weren't uncached. Was this an oversight or a concern? -SprokemowerMan ★ Talk Page 20:52, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

This is so pages with the template can still be cache'd, nothing is uncache'd on the server side in that template currently. BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 21:42, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

evandoe normal people hate fun Limeade (talk) 19:35, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Take your meds. -SprokemowerMan ★ Talk Page 19:49, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Hi sproke!-- 我们之中 20:23, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Hello, analects! :) -SprokemowerMan ★ Talk Page 20:31, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

I set up something big, but i promise the story WILL get made very soon o algo. :) -- 我们之中 22:06, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Yeah sure let's delete one of the most popular templates with a very clear and relevant use case. Would you prefer us to put MLP porn on there or something? -- Neptune 20:03, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

I would prefer that actually Applejack (talk) 20:10, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

109 communities. -SprokemowerMan ★ Talk Page 20:29, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

main page portals

the image for the "random" portal on the main page isn't embedding, you (or any janny tbh) should fix it -- Neptune 20:02, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Fixed Cobblestone (talk) 20:07, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

about the "doctos" page

can you protect this page? some niggers are edit warring there... TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 20:40, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

put a huge 'cado in the front of the page. it'll stop the edit war. trust me. Shadilay (talk) 20:49, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

nigga what TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 20:54, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

if something as shocking as 'cado is put on the front of the page, the vandalizers have a high chance of not editing the article (for obvoius reasons) Shadilay (talk) 22:10, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

maybe if this was a reddit wiki that would fuckin work. also edit warring =/= vandalism BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 22:14, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Seems like it already settled down Fenriris 🐺 21:16, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

delete {{DOCtung}}

this template is literally being used for unironic doctoddlering BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 21:40, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Agreed, or change it to feature HTSM like {{Doctos}} 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 21:49, 28 March 2026 (UTC)

Delete {{Doctext}} too, it's supposed to be used for doctoddlering but it's used by nobody G-Man (talk) 16:11, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

misuse of detractor pages

out of his personal hate for bronies, Gape just reversed and locked the main article for MLP and moved everything to a secondary page i'm for detractor articles, but making them default is power tripping. Ongezellig and Fundamental Paper Education are also neutral, I see no reason MLP should be any different. not to mention Gape has already tried banning me and Applejack for made up reasons Aryanne (talk) 01:06, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Different perspectives are common on the wiki, and prevents needless edit wars. Take it as a compliment that your fandom is notorious enough on the 'sphere to have it's own dedicated perspective page. The wiki due to it's very nature is generally written from the perspective of the average soyteen, which are almost all negative towards bronies. Same as with the page on furries, which is also nearly purely negative.
>not to mention Gape has already tried banning me and Applejack for made up reasons
Those bans were issued in error as the policy on what was considered zoophilia was not clearly defined, and was left up to the individual janny's choice. Apologies on behalf of the staff. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 01:22, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

i agree that the stance of an average soyteen on MLP is negative. thus the average soyteens should go and edit the article they care about instead of using one staff member to lock it and shape it to his liking. as for the article about furries, again i see no reason the furries of sharty won't edit it, if they wish
in other words, let the average opinions speak for themselves instead of preventing users from editing the topic Aryanne (talk) 01:59, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

There was edit warring which is why it was split so each one could edit their own. OopooPoopoo (talk) 02:02, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

i support splitting the article between a detractor and a neutral view. making the detractor view the default view is why i'm here
this could be easily resolved if the newly created article was made primary and the detractor secondary, like the majority of topics on this wiki Aryanne (talk) 02:36, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

MLP is dogshit for mentally damaged manchildren so he's right. -- 我们之中 11:37, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

why does this template exist

its only used in 3 actual pages — Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud1855 (talk • contribs)

Yeah, but templates are there for reuse and consistency. Usage count isn’t really the point. Having a centralized format makes future edits easier and avoids repetition. If it really is unneeded, you can request for deletion using the Delete template Fenriris 🐺 03:22, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

That was when they were a Boogeyman. OopooPoopoo (talk) 03:23, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Archives of historical pages should have a seperate namespace.

Earlier, you yourself said that you moved SNCA pages to their own new namespace due to it cluttering the random gem feature, but random gem now shows snca archives of nophono pages. So I thought you would create a new namespace called Archive: and move all archive pages of main namespace article pages there.

For example: Territorial.io/Thread archive --> Archive:Territorial.io/Thread archive

Fart (talk)

Sounds like a silly idea. What's the difference between a "nophono/historical" page and a normal page? Who gets to pick? Can you? I already have to deal with people not understanding what SNCA: is for and moving random shit into it. Cobblestone (talk) 11:39, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

nu idea: improve the 'ki

since nusoiploopas apparently have ideas on how to improve the 'ki but don't voice xheir concerns, why not make a page like User:Analects/Improve_The_Wiki and make it visible? o algo-- 我们之中 11:57, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Good idea. Cobblestone (talk) 17:27, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

On this day

The sharty is like five and a half years old, so do you think enough time has passed for us to have an "On this day…" section on the main page? Which automatically updates to a sharty happening in either 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025 on said date. Like in wikipedia Enteryourusername (talk) 15:29, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

That sounds cool. OopooPoopoo (talk) 16:00, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

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k Limeade (talk) 16:03, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

We need to make 366 (including a special one for feb 29) different OTDs for each day of the year then a bot rotates them on the main page daily. This isn’t hard if we do this together but how should the OTD look like? Some templatebvll can give an example. Enteryourusername (talk)

For example, March 31 can say

On this day: March 31

• 2022 - All the earliest soyjaks are uploaded to the new booru (pictured) on this date.
• 2024 - Soyteens above the age of 30 have been approved for honorable discharge. Endchan's /agatha2/ 60000 GET is stolen by Npestajak. Easter wordfilters are added.
• 2025 - Rootists and Frootists (and some Dollists) cattywipe /soy/.

Enteryourusername (talk) 17:15, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

fuck the soybooru logo looks perfect on pc but mobile looks weird, doesnt even go on the right Enteryourusername (talk) 17:24, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Good idea. I'll get around to coding it Cobblestone (talk) 17:28, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Done. Look at Dailyjak:On This Day/March 29 to understand how it works. Note that you can't edit days that are currently displayed for security reasons, but you can do all the others. Good luck. Cobblestone (talk) 18:15, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Soy Baby Globe

Wikipedia did that for their anniversary so it would be funny if the 'ki parodied it too --Broot (talk) 17:38, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

MLP detractor split

Hello. The MLP article has been recently locked and moved to "the cucked zoophile version written by bronies" and days of edits has been reverted for the reasons of "edit warring", even though looking at history shows there was no edit warring. Unless we count one random chud editing it one time and removing half of the article for the reason: "This is literally bait to make nusois think it is gemmie" counts as a major edit war.
The detractor page should not be the default page as that is not the case with other articles like Ongezellig and Fpe. Not to mention the page itself wasn't "100% pro-MLP," it was just Paranoid making cool little character descriptions.
I request that the page gets returned back to neutral and a detractor page gets created, for example "zebra perspective" since looking at history that apparently existed at one point before getting deleted. -Applejack (talk) 19:03, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Okay. Cobblestone (talk) 19:06, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

Thank you : ) -Applejack (talk) 19:10, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

der irc

Please log onto #wiki North (talk) 23:17, 29 March 2026 (UTC)

ok Cobblestone (talk) 16:46, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

blud.

WHY do you keep editing my user page. Also I would like to know what color they are Dove (talk) 16:04, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

she wants you bro-- 我们之中 17:53, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

IRC again

could you check the IRC again? thanks North (talk) 23:45, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

P.S. I changed my nick from North_ to North. North (talk) 13:11, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

thanks North (talk) 13:13, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

in dire need of snca pages being included in lonelypages

please cobbleykins :3....please fix it and make it such that SNCA namespace pages are included in Lonelypages too.... -- 论语(留言|贡献) 12:37, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

Please do this cooby coob 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 12:20, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

lonelypages only shows the mainspace, you have to use an api query to get anything else Cobblestone (talk) 12:42, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

Hi, I can create api queries. Have quite a bit of knowledge of them thanks to working with pywikibot. Let me cook Fenriris 🐺 13:14, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

idea

hey cobble, wouldn't it be funny if there was an easter logo? like this one i made?

good idea, i just wish it looked a bit better Cobblestone (talk) 16:21, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

Used MS Paint award

delete the nuurumoji list

yeah i guess if they're already easily accessible on the booru there's no reason to have a list here, it would just be a waste of time and effort to fill out -- Neptune 22:10, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

Can I talk to myself on my talkpage

I just want to talk to myself on my user page is that allowed? Kyrgyz (talk) 23:55, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

are you gonna talk about the doctos template fiasco

I think you have the final say Perpetualchange (talk) 02:16, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

I have an excellent idea.

What if the page of the Jartypedo splinter redirected to Jak.soy, so the nusois think that the name always referred to jak.soy in reality, rather than the other, much worse website? It would be a bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining censorald. It would take attention away from those Jartycucks. If you go through with this idea, suppress this discussion. ~Chud4019 (talk) 04:06, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

April fools

North and MarketPiliers name should be red for the time being. OopooPoopoo (talk) 04:28, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Done Fenriris 🐺 04:34, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

That's great aswell but I mean User css. OopooPoopoo (talk) 04:44, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Ah. Sure! Fenriris 🐺 04:50, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Make cobblestone put the retired template on her userpage Enteryourusername (talk)

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Cobblestone

Today is my 18th birthday!

When I woke up I instantly went downstairs to open my gifts and what i got is a new mouse and headphones (along with some money).

Soon Mum and Dad are going to take me for a haircut and breakfast.

Even though nophono would care about today. Also if you also use the 'booru, my namefag account is "Alfietheboorufag" (incase if you want to un'nish me) AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 08:02, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

seca TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 08:12, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Happy birthday North (talk) 08:19, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Happy birthday and welcome back <3 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 12:14, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

I am still 'nished from the 'booru (reason is that I was underaged because of the 1/28 thingy). So can any jannies/'Ru mods un'nish me from that site? (i've sent a appeal to the mods talking about how it's my 18th birthday today)AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 08:32, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Happy birthday. Unbanned. Cobblestone (talk) 08:48, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Thank youAlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 11:48, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

IRC, yet again

Please check der 'rc North (talk) 14:49, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

POST TITS OR GTFO

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if im too hyperactive then you can ban me from here you nigger. i will not stand below a glass ceiling

if im too hyperactive then you can ban me from here you nigger. i will not stand below a glass ceiling-- 论语(留言|贡献) 21:05, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

bro just logout it's not that hard Aryanne (talk) 21:24, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

don't be rude North (talk) 21:26, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

yeah analects don't be rude Aryanne (talk) 21:30, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

can you shut the fuck up you nigger? --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 21:34, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Aryanne, do you have any idea on what analects is going through right now? Saying this shit to him may push him over the edge of suicide. North (talk) 21:38, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

do you really believe soyjak wiki is the website to resolve it? my advice was honest, just log out Aryanne (talk) 21:42, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Stop being such a selfish little fuck. North (talk) 21:44, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Also yeah, analects taking a break is a good idea, but you don't have to put it so harshly. North (talk) 21:44, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

jeez. sorry then. i didn't know he's going through something, just shitposting. hope he gets better Aryanne (talk) 21:47, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

you are being an absolute nigger for no reason other than because your little brony friend was involved. --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 21:50, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

which friend is involved in this? Aryanne (talk) 21:55, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

paranoid. --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 21:57, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Well at least you have some empathy. North (talk) 21:52, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

whatever man Aryanne (talk) 21:55, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

you are genuinely useless. you serve no purpose other than to make the earth heavier. --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 21:57, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

>you are genuinely useless. you serve no purpose other than to make the earth heavier.

~Chud5257 (talk) 06:28, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

lol is he actually acking over the nu revamp thats hilarious Limeade (talk) 22:48, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

no? tf you talking about --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 22:50, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

keep acting like a smartass instead of saying why hes acking then faggot Limeade (talk) 22:52, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Limeade, do you have any idea on what analects is going through right now? Saying this shit to him may push him over the edge of suicide. Applejack (talk) 22:53, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

do you really believe soyjak wiki is the website to resolve it? my advice was honest, just log out Limeade (talk) 22:54, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

i was quoting north's message to aryanne xister, issa joke. though i did say the same thing in the irc Applejack (talk) 22:55, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

thats what i did too bro Limeade (talk) 22:58, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

F*CK Applejack (talk) 23:00, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

haha wow you guys are so funny!! you guys are so funny being ironic!! analects didnt announce suicide btw. --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 22:58, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

probably just bait, there is no way you could be THIS autistic to ack over bald men with glasses wiki TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 22:57, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

analects didnt announce suicide btw. --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 22:58, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

>Mirroring ban from other Soysphere site: Suicide announcements
Assuming he said that on the booru to cobble BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 23:01, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

nah, cobble just misinterpreted him saying hes leaving --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:02, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

kek and i fell for right in that bait. at least one joke i fell for on April 1st Aryanne (talk) 22:59, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

its not. ive talked with analects about this way before today --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:00, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

ITT we all start taking this site extremely seriously --Paranoid (talk) 23:01, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

then #PACKWATCH and smoking on that literal who namefag tonight Aryanne (talk) 23:03, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

why are all the annoying faggots suddenly getting banned today? TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 23:04, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

They took it seriously on the one day you're not meant to take it seriously --Paranoid (talk) 23:20, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

useless snca announcement: this thread is useless and im leaving it, just go ask north questions or some shit --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:05, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

hi! my name is iwaju, and i just want to make an announcement. niggers tongue my anus. thank you! ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 04:02, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

Neptune likes this.

................................

21:53, 1 April 2026 (UTC) irc #wiki. now. --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 21:32, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

i apologize for doing this

But i have edited North's user page and his 'Ki page to remove any mentions of him being a You know who as a part of "Operation: Clean slate"

Feel free to undo those edits (I like to make up some storyline that this wiki was raided yesterday as a "coping" mechanism). AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 09:21, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

schizo --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 09:34, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

I really do need a resupply of Meds and Sproke. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 11:20, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

Cobblestone

Ban this user User:YouAreDead

He is OP who just got permabanned from the 'ru

G-Man (talk) 00:22, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

oopoo handled it. Cobblestone (talk) 20:42, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

What are your top five favourite articles, and your favourite template?

Just for article purposes.

Enteryourusername (talk) 17:40, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

i don't know to be honest Cobblestone (talk) 20:42, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

question

who's gonna be approver now that analects is nished? ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 13:03, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

probably some namefag that is approver on the 'ru TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 17:11, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

no one for now. Cobblestone (talk) 20:42, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

request

In the navigation bar, can uou add another link called Random SNCA where we can take a look at random snca articles which are not showed by random gem Fart (talk)

Done Cobblestone (talk) 20:42, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

Meds i can't see it

Oh I thought you meant in the main page header, I'll add it to the navbar too then. Cobblestone (talk) 20:27, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

How old are you?

Please answer, this question is extremely important. NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 22:36, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

in my 20s Cobblestone (talk) 00:10, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

Koob

Could I ban his alleged accounts for Rule 2? OopooPoopoo (talk) 04:33, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

I did the deed anyway. Just unban them if there is more than meets the eye or I made a bad judgment or whatever. OopooPoopoo (talk) 04:47, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

sounds good. i've known about those accounts for a while but never bothered cause he's not coming back Cobblestone (talk) 09:26, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

The flag colors are still on the Superpedo template

Just wanted to relay the message, because I read the description of the exit where you removed it from the Pedo template. If I remember correctly, it was because you didn’t want the pedo flag anywhere, with which I totally agree. Pedos suck.

The only reason I didn’t change it myself is because I don’t really know how. Vantared | SNCA page 20:55, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

thx Cobblestone (talk) 21:11, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

A nice idea

Should we make Bait a Soyjak Wiki:Pages that look like the thing they're about, i think it would be funny

yes Cobblestone (talk) 17:05, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

EDIT WAR

There is a Edit war happening on the Doctos Page. Proceed with caution. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 17:36, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

meds TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 18:11, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

Sorry if I was wrong. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 18:25, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

dawg its okay but mayne i wish i was approver so i could reject rule-breaking slfs and be above the nukikes TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 18:31, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

Ban moids from the site. <--- DO THIS Misanthropy (talk) 18:46, 6 April 2026 (UTC) Misanthropy

ADL article

Can we make the ADL article have a part about debunking our relations to Solomon? Since we (rightly) won't make a article on him, the article seems like a good place to put all the stuff debunking the relation of him to our site. Misanthropy (talk) 20:10, 6 April 2026 (UTC) misanthropy

no please. stop giving failtroll shit attention, the best way to "debunk our relations" is to not acknowledge him at all Cobblestone (talk) 20:27, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

Ok, could you at least link me some sources debunking it for my personal reasons? Misanthropy (talk) 02:28, 8 April 2026 (UTC) misanthropy

there's a page on gold's wiki about it. Iirc the guy had some ties to foodist groups that were very tangentially connected to the sharty, and nothing more than that aside from a few xitter-tier memes. -- Neptune 02:44, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

category for featured gems?

there should maybe be a category for pages that have been featured on the main page so that it will be easier to avoid featuring them again (yes ik you can see the previous schedules but you would have to look at every year). Also, this would further signify that the page is of the level of quality that editors should seek to replicate (similar to the gem template). Thoughts? -- Neptune 20:33, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

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Do this Enteryourusername (talk) 20:34, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

i added a category and got it started, you should add it to the rest Cobblestone (talk) 18:10, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

I’m retiring from editing

I ask you to remove my status as a mediator. Enteryourusername (talk) 22:03, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

whos gonna take your place instead doe TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 22:24, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

Not sure. If theres such a severe lack of mediators then i could kind of stay with the role like Math. Maybe i’ll log on and approve edits some days but not edit almost daily like i used to. Enteryourusername (talk) 22:33, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

RIP, will miss you bro. gemmy editor -- Neptune 22:55, 6 April 2026 (UTC)

ok Cobblestone (talk) 18:10, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

You forgot to replace/remove this

On the soyspeak page there is a dialect map that mentions that disgusting spliter. Can you change the image file please?. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 09:58, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

fixed North (talk) 10:10, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

Thank you. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 10:12, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

marge....i'm confused TraisoRightsWonned (seethe here or something) 10:15, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

>A pedo splinter was mentioned in an image

>I edit it out of the image

What's there to be confused about North (talk) 10:31, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

i'm confused, how did you even "fix" it? the last edit on that page was on 5 march 2026 TraisoRightsWonned (seethe here or something) 10:36, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

Overwriting an image that's included in an article does not show up in the edit history, you have to go to the file's own history to see that. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 12:39, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

ah ok thanks TraisoRightsWonned (seethe here or something) 12:42, 7 April 2026 (UTC)

Nusoi Help

I'm a nusoicaca and I need help with the technical side of editing the 'ki. For example how do I add a redirect?

see beginner's guide in the navigation box on the left. for redirects, edit a page then go to the hamburger menu on the top right -> options -> page settings -> redirect Cobblestone (talk) 01:02, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

Thanks. Also I just figured out signatures. What do you think of my contributions so far anyway?--Spingebill02 (talk) 01:12, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

good Cobblestone (talk) 01:13, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

Manual of style

I really hate it when the source of a page is unreadable with millions of templates mounted on top of each other, especially on huge articles, ESPECIALLY with infoboxes. I think this needs to be added to the Manual of style. Gzard (talk) 15:02, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

it already exists doeeverbeit "You WILL NOT add 67 thrembillion templates to the top of a page." TraisoRightsWonned (seethe here or something) 15:06, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

it's not about the amount of the templates but about putting spacing between templates and between elements of infoboxes. Check the picrel Gzard (talk) 15:46, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

rename request

cobble, can you rename me to TraisoRightsWonned? i feel like a total loser by having a name ending with -oot TraisoRightsWonned (seethe here or something) 19:56, 8 April 2026 (UTC)

100 NIGGAAAAAA

cobblestone can you also please tell me a joke RAIG (User,talk) 14:27, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

67 or something Cobblestone (talk) 16:48, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

fraud

title Cobblestone (talk) 16:48, 9 April 2026 (UTC)