User talk:Cobblestone/10

Question about your user page

I wonder if all the previous versions are based on other media. Since the latest version appears to use the same colors and music from the 2006 rockstar studios game "Bully" (I could be wrong Though). AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 17:07, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

Yeah Cobblestone (talk) 17:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

bro capitalized your as if cobblestone was God Limeade (talk) 18:02, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

fixed it. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 18:06, 9 April 2026 (UTC)

rules page

It's still not reverted from April fools 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 10:30, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

geg I forgot about that North (talk) 10:34, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

123456

can you advertise/shill the happenings page? no one is adding happenings 2 days were missed this month the wiki is dying NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 13:25, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

booru unban request

yo cobble can you unban me on onionsbooru,ive been banned TWICE by obsessed jannies who have banned me for thinking im underage or ban evading with no proof whatsoever,mods these days just shoot blindly mayne. Funnyman (talk) 14:49, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

also my ru account is called funnyman if that matters Funnyman (talk) 14:54, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

Can you post "Funnyman" in this thread first? I'll see after that https://soyjak.st/q/thread/204132.html#q204132 Cobblestone (talk) 15:02, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

okay,also the obsessed janny permanently denied further appeals,i am NOT gonna send a screenshot because of the stupid and dumb approval thingy so ill just send it in text

Funnyman (talk) 15:08, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

This happened to me one back when I was Chud4218. The jannies randomly thought I was ban evading eve&oe i'm too much of a retarded nusoicaca to know any ban evasion tools. Shadilay (talk) 15:14, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

You are banned Zone: Sitewide

Reason: Ban Evasion - Rule 3 Expires: Permanent Appeals Permanently Denied A moderator has permanently denied further appeals for this ban.

Previous Appeals Rejected STOP BANNING ME FOR BAN EVASION WHEN I NEVER BAN EVADED SAAR

unbanned Cobblestone (talk) 15:14, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

main page articles that need help section

I posted this on the main page discussion, but nophono even seemed to fan care about it. The "Articles that need help section" is currently pretty useless, and I haven't seen it change in well over a month. I think that you should either retire it for now or more actively update it — Happenings/2026 could go there now. -- Neptune 20:18, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

Remove most 'anti AI' stuff from the wiki?

I think a lot of the Anti-AI stuff was forced and samefagged by dobkunt and I think most people on here like AI because of AI gigas and Hunkies (the latter being some of the best oc imo recently). Give me the goahead and I will Misanthropy (talk) 20:20, 10 April 2026 (UTC) misanthropy

All of dobkike's edits have been reverted as far as I'm aware. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 20:23, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

be the change you want to see Limeade (talk) 20:31, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

IDK about that but go ahead. OopooPoopoo (talk) 20:42, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

Be foid

>Go on male dominated website, take over its wiki, make sure EVERYONE knows you're a foid (by posting your wrinkly ass old fat fingers), and remove its grading system because... I don't like it, ok? Niggerlover67 (talk) 21:46, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

first they removed quality indicators for no reason, then removed country connection templates, and now they are trying to gatekeep literal variants, nice job janjans. TraisoRightsWonned (seethe here or something) 21:57, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

Whaddya mean gatekeep variants??? Vantared | SNCA page 03:28, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

ernest khalimov did all this Cobblestone (talk) 22:05, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

>self inserting as giga while being a middle aged overweight pooner irl ~Chud86884 (talk) 23:30, 10 April 2026 (UTC)

self inserting as giga while being a middle aged overweight pooner irl

Shadilay (talk) 20:52, 11 April 2026 (UTC)

>Leaking about the gradingcaust in April

I used to be neutral but as time passed by i realized it was right, these templates are unnessecary, get usually put on by one person speaking for an entire encyclopedia, cause edit wars etc etc the wiki looks cleaner now Enteryourusername (talk) 03:35, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

tsmt, i was against it but now i realized that the templates were useless and the only reason they should have stayed is because they look cool --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 03:38, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

We all owe the big stone an apology Enteryourusername (talk) 03:39, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

Shubro raids and unwanted people

There is a Twitch streamer called 'Shubro' that has a 'ki page so I won't talk about everything here, but I would suggest removing that article and asking quote to ban raids on him due to the fact his 'cord server is infested with soycorders. I joined it during one of the 'raid' threads and there was a person in the QDL (biggest soycord out there I think, also I know this because he posted a SS of him in it) and it being full of retarded 'cord behavior. I left the server and I just want to warn you, I can answer and questions you have to the best of my abilities Misanthropy (talk) 05:33, 12 April 2026 (UTC) misanthropy

hi

can you rename mi to carrot, oot names are a dead meme in the big 2029 --Carrot (talk) 06:44, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

How do you get tabbers to work on illness infoboxes

The nu-infobox design kind of messed up the two images on Sleep so I reverted it for now --Carrot (talk) 07:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

You just use a regular gallery. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 16:34, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

Soybooru ban

Hey there you banned me for shit thats obviously not true can i discuss it here please? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Fuckslopjaks1488 (talk • contribs)

I've reviewed the evidence behind your ban and it isn't very strong. I'll just unban you. Cobblestone (talk) 19:27, 12 April 2026 (UTC)

Pages that i'm planning on to "make"

Basically I am currently thinking of making some pages which I will put on this list.

Readable version of the Niggers page.
Readable version of the Japan page.
English version of Mexico.

I am not gonna make all of them at the same time but I'll just start with japan first since it appears to be the most easiest but feel free to help or whatever. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 13:21, 13 April 2026 (UTC)

Update: Readable version is now under construction, see here

I don't like 50000 readable versions, can you instead edit the pages themselves to be readable by toning down their gimmicks? I can help you. Cobblestone (talk) 22:02, 13 April 2026 (UTC)

To be fair, even that Japan one is perfectly readable already. Cobblestone (talk) 22:03, 13 April 2026 (UTC)

about soybooru

marge why are random niggers getting the approver role? TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 17:49, 13 April 2026 (UTC)

They're trusted already Cobblestone (talk) 22:03, 13 April 2026 (UTC)

when i get unbanned from the 'ru can i please have approver ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 22:13, 13 April 2026 (UTC)

Approver question

I want to nominate someone to become wiki approver or janny, can you do that for me--Yotsuba the IV (talk) 22:55, 13 April 2026 (UTC)

banana mutt video

the approver warning thing was on screen for like a tenth of a second cmon bruh -- Neptune 23:08, 14 April 2026 (UTC)

That could have been 'p. OopooPoopoo (talk) 23:47, 14 April 2026 (UTC)

^^^^^^ that warning was basically a stand-in for 'p. it was an experiment to see if 'p would go through if someone did that Cobblestone (talk) 23:53, 14 April 2026 (UTC)

realized that like a second after I posted the message, I'm retarded but I'll leave it up. Makes you wonder what else has gotten through approval before doe -- Neptune 01:49, 15 April 2026 (UTC

marge??? doctos??? Perpetualchange (talk) 02:46, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

>blocked

Why are favouring an edit that just removes links and adds 1 line --Carrot (talk) 18:23, 15 April 2026 (UTC)

Those links are unnecessary. North (talk) 18:29, 15 April 2026 (UTC)

unblock me doe --Carrot (talk) 18:30, 15 April 2026 (UTC)

North (talk) 18:32, 15 April 2026 (UTC)

Political parties dont show up on infoboxes

fix dis nyeooooooooooooooow --Carrot (talk) 20:29, 15 April 2026 (UTC)

i got rid of them for not meaning anything Cobblestone (talk) 15:58, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Cobblestone/9 is still not locked

I don't know if you forgot to lock it but feel free to decline this o algo. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 21:12, 15 April 2026 (UTC)

did this Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

yo cobble

made this nuurumoji concept. if you can remove the background, is it worthy to be used on der 'ru? https://soybooru.com/post/view/207116 Shadilay (talk) 21:44, 15 April 2026 (UTC)

nvm somebeidore did a better one https://soybooru.com/post/view/207118 Shadilay (talk) 22:10, 15 April 2026 (UTC)

Mandildo effect?

i swear i remember seeing a gif file in the {{Controversial}} template that was just the 'jakked wikipedia logo bouncing, like this

did i hallucinate this? Perpetualchange (talk) 00:09, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

i think it was in there once Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

About the swinnycuck theme for the swedish fail template on the swinny's page

I don't know how to switch or make themes alternate per refresh for a page, the one I use is on all of the pages that use the swedish fail template except the swinny's Eskimos (talk) 06:12, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

Apparently Fenriris got rid of the audio file from the wiki itself because he thought it had the domain name even though after hearing the song for 67 times I can't make out anything like that, he deleted the theme but like I said forgot to get rid of it on other pages since its every other page that has the template also has the song, so make sure to get rid of it or keep it, up to you, I still have the audio file anyways if you want to bring it back. Eskimos (talk) 06:27, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

i have no idea what you're trying to ask Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

Fenriris got rid of the swinnycucktheme.mp4 because he said it had the domain name in the lyrics, the theme itself was embeded in the "swedish fail" template and still is on other pages besides the swinny's page, so all I'm asking you is to get rid of the embed audio file from the template itself, I still have the audio file if you want to give it a listen. (https://soyjakwiki.org/Hearts_of_Iron_4, https://soyjakwiki.org/Swinny) (Notice how both use the same template yet the songs that play if you clicked on the music player are different?) Eskimos (talk) 19:33, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

Those AI songs suck and the entire template is garbage anyways. I'll get rid of it and keep the swedish win one for now. Cobblestone (talk) 19:56, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

Planning on writing a brimstone creepypasta

Currently I have only written the first few sentences but Here it is.

"NEVER GO TO THE JARTY MALL

Hi, my name is Eric Svenson, i am a 27 year old impish male and this is my story.

I was watching TV in my home located in Detroit, Michigan. I have been living in this house for a year after moving to Michigan by myself. It was currently a Friday so it was time for me to get some groceries since I was living off pizza, kebabs and other types of goyslop for the past 2 weeks.

I got up from my couch and started to walk towards my car, but when i was about to pull the door handle, my cellphone started to ring."

I'm still thinking of what to do in the later points. Feel free to give me some ideas for the Turning point of the brimstone creepypasta.

(Note: Eric Svenson will be a Impish Soyak Ears). AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 18:47, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

Sounds good so far. OopooPoopoo (talk) 19:58, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

Since writing is not my main hobby it might look a little shit (Hence if I forgot to add a capital letter or put a fullstop in the wrong area or used the commas incorrectly). AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 20:07, 16 April 2026 (UTC)

Slightly changed some of the story to make some sense (Basically story will be the impish guy going to get some food from a shop. But the only store that was currently open is the jarty mall or something like that). AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 20:42, 17 April 2026 (UTC)

Lute

If Lute is not the admin of da fuggen Jardee, 1. Why have a page on him, 2 Who is? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Misanthropy (talk • contribs)

Lute was the admin of da fuggen jerdee but the real Luke Smith wasn't G-Man (talk) 21:31, 17 April 2026 (UTC)

MOOOOOOOOODS FIX THIS

marge why isn't this template protected to autoconfirmed yet? TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 11:04, 17 April 2026 (UTC)

Pretty sure templates are automatically autoconfirmed now. OopooPoopoo (talk) 11:07, 17 April 2026 (UTC)

yes but the NWO template isn't for some reason TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 11:10, 17 April 2026 (UTC)

It's time

Should we make GapeNewell a moderator from a janny?

You are not entitled to vote.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.

No

Yes

There were 9 votes since the poll was created on 04:21, 19 April 2026.

poll-id 49F97A7B79D3B3EF0067E3DA2D4860F1

~Chud31022 (talk) 04:21, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

cobblestone do dis TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 08:15, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

do this North (talk) 10:10, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

Splinter link

Shroom has a link leading to it. So Quote ban dis or allow other splinter links (NON HOSTILE of course like the Zarty) — Preceding unsigned comment added by Misanthropy (talk • contribs)

like the zarty or somehow mentalpedia retardationatica, the shroom isn't considered hostile TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 08:23, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

Its SNCA, but I removed it Fenriris 🐺 12:05, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

idea

if we're gonna copy the wikipedia logo, then we should copy the motto too! TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 13:55, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

I think it's fine like that Cobblestone (talk) 16:57, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

soyjak forum censorship

Is there really a point to suppressing the URL if it's literally just the same thing as the page title? If it's really an issue you could retitle the page to just "shroom" but I think they are going to JSID anyway -- Neptune 17:08, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

Ok, I'll do that. Cobblestone (talk) 17:53, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

Can I have the wiki code for Trmplate:Branigger pls

Pls it was a cool template pls ~Chud1774 (talk) 11:17, 20 April 2026 (UTC)

here North (talk) 11:19, 20 April 2026 (UTC)

Hello

Can you go back to your old self when you were just good old Cobblestone instead of an attention seeking foid NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 18:26, 20 April 2026 (UTC)

mindbroken award --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 01:21, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

Geg Fenriris 🐺 01:35, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

Question

Hey Cobblestone, can you add this extension to the wiki? Widgets Fart (talk) 04:14, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

It looks like a security issue, people would get IP grabbed Cobblestone (talk) 20:55, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

Only sysops and people with the "widgeteditor" right can edit widgets North (talk) 20:58, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

irc please

GapeNewell (talk) 23:21, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

I can hop on the IRC, what do you need? Fenriris 🐺 23:26, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

Dox log

not to sound like an evil opsecGOD hacker but would it be possible for the wiki to have some sort of "dox log"? I like to keep up with doxes/raids and it's really tiring to check the list of doxes page or the new page list, but maybe such a thing would make it easier for offsiters to track us or something... what do you think? Perpetualchange (talk) 04:09, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

Why not just use the happenings page Cobblestone (talk) 04:46, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

there's like a gorillion other documented things unrelated to doxxing Perpetualchange (talk) 17:50, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

it's a struggle to get people to even update the main happenings page so i heavily doubt people would keep a dedicated dox log updated. i'd just put it in the happenings page and you can ctrl f dox later Cobblestone (talk) 19:14, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

hi

what are your top 5 favourite pages Gzard (talk) 11:46, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

Maybe the happenings pages and soot are in there Cobblestone (talk) 04:16, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

Thoughts?

This image of Cobson and Feraljak has become iconic enough in my opinion to become a trend, I was wondering if you agree and think it warrants an article IronEcho (talk) 22:20, 22 April 2026 (UTC)

subvariant of no more brother wars Gzard (talk) 02:04, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

Yeah Cobblestone (talk) 04:16, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

I agree as well Fenriris 🐺 04:17, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

Alright, thanks guysIronEcho (talk) 05:20, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

What about this instead?

May you install this extension, or do you think its malicious? It's mostly harmless, just creates a list of pages. It's useful for tracking a specific set of pages. Fart (talk)`

It's got performance issues. North (talk) 08:28, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

mail

I personally prefer contacting Soysphere admins for help in E-mail. I replied now.

Sorry

I've been kinda busy recently so I haven't been doing much. OopooPoopoo (talk) 23:29, 23 April 2026 (UTC)

question

I have finished the brimstone creepypasta that i posted in the talk page. Still wondering where to put it instead of the talk page? AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 13:54, 24 April 2026 (UTC)

Post it on the sharty or the broom. North (talk) 07:45, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

I've placed it onto the brimstone creepypasta page itself with a wrapper. And a part of me thinks that this is a bad idea, but what do you think? AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 20:43, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

can u delete this page

i don't think its needed: Circumcision

the page isnt low-quality so i moved it to SNCA for being sharty-unrelated Cobblestone (talk) 07:14, 25 April 2026 (UTC)

Also, I think you should make the Mustard template a footer template like Template:Froot, and Template:Kuz.

barnstar

		The Chad Barnstar
		For banning finocide. Fart (talk) 08:15, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

hi

can the Soyjak Wiki:Linker become a featured page please, thanks Gzard (talk) 19:15, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

Sure Cobblestone (talk) 01:46, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

Permablock The Portusissy.

Xe associated with 'p spammers on der 'cord, drew a child getting raped, and posted terrorist shit that got xim arrested. ~Chud70243 (talk) 04:48, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

Marge?? Do you have any proof? You can use the Special:EmailUser feature to talk privately about this. I am also on der IRC Fenriris 🐺 05:04, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

Literally read the article on xim. ~Chud70243 (talk) 05:51, 27 April 2026 (UTC)

new template suggestion: no article links

i decided to create a new template: since articles that don't link to other pages may be a problem, i decided to create 2 version of some cleanup template: (in wikispeak they call dead end articles "orphans" but nonda ayr cares fan about that doe) https://soyjakwiki.org/User:TraisoRightsWonned/Template/Orphan TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 16:42, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

Looks good, but it needs an soyjak of course Fenriris 🐺 16:48, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

fixed, does it look good now? TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 16:54, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

Geg, not exactly what I was imagining, but yea Fenriris 🐺 16:57, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

are any of these versions addable or not? TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 16:59, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

Id say go for it with the banner one, it can always be edited later Fenriris 🐺 17:04, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

ok, should i make this with the template namespace? TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 17:06, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

looks good Cobblestone (talk) 17:12, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

ED has a policy where when you create an article, you must link to it in other pages or else it'll get deleted. Maybe we could copy this? North (talk) 17:20, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

no because we would delete like 90% of new articles Cobblestone (talk) 17:21, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

it'd also pressure people to link it anywhere tangientally related out of fear of the article being deleted, instead of sticking to adding links where they'd naturally belong after having time to think about where to link them. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:53, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

Agreed. The new templates look good too Fenriris 🐺 21:24, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

Favorite Template

What is your favorite template on the 'ki? Mine is {{GoBack}} and {{HyperDoctos}} Fenriris 🐺

hyperdoctos Cobblestone (talk) 06:18, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

Geg, I knew it, seems like we think alike! Fenriris 🐺 15:42, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

question/idea

would there be a way to automate redirects for SNCA pages upon creation? For example, creating the page SNCA:Invincible would automatically create a page in the main namespace, Invincible, that redirects to it. Idk if this is actually possible but should be implemented if so -- Neptune 22:51, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

Not possible within the wiki, but with a bot yes. I can add such a feature to mine if you want Fenriris 🐺 23:02, 28 April 2026 (UTC)

An admin could add $wgNamespacesToBeSearchedDefault[NS_SNCA] = true; to LocalSettings.php which would remove the requirement for these redirect pages in the first place. (example) North (talk) 07:45, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

That would be a quote thing then Fenriris 🐺 15:43, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

Alright, I have added it as a feature. Enjoy :) Fenriris 🐺 01:37, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

ARYAN. thank you. -- Neptune 02:44, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

>Pay attention to timezones and dates. Don't just add stuff to days based on your local time. Disable local thread times in your Sharty user settings to see the date in UTC.

Medicate right now it said April 28th on the clock in the happenings page when i added dis NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 13:00, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

that clock doesn't update until someone edits the page because it's cached, you need to use a real clock Cobblestone (talk) 13:01, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

so why is it even there then NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 13:04, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

i'll just remove it, i didn't know it wasn't live when i first added it Cobblestone (talk) 13:06, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

Thank you cobblestone. I truly appreciate what you do for this website NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 13:26, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

I feel like the AckTung is a little too much though, we could put it in the red box Fenriris 🐺 15:39, 29 April 2026 (UTC)

HEY JAGER!

JAGER_ON_JAGERS! WHAT UP! FPE FEET? NO, MORE LIKE FURRYCOCK TREAT!. SOOT WOULD HAVE BANNED YOU!. ALBANIAN IP. LEAK. I SAID FUCKING LEAK. KEEP LEAKING. LEAK. LEAK. LEAK. LEAK YOU FUCKING 'CORDER. HEY QUOTE, WHERE IS YOUR FURRY FEMBOY GOYFRIEND! OH COBBLESTONE, BOOBIES! QUOTE PROBABLY GROOMED YOU. ANYWAY, KEEP LEAKING IN THE IRC JAGER_ON_JAGERS, BAN MY IP. CRY ABOUT IT TOO. YOU THINK YOU ARE SOOO COOL IN YOUR ALBANIAN #NEETLIFE CONDO, PROBABLY FAT, AND UGLY. UGLY FOID. FUCK YOU AND DIE. YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN KEK. ~ PGC.

Sorry about that I just saw the leaks................... That was partially a joke but also JSID. ~ PGC

Cobble can you unban me please?

i got banned on the booru for Trying to bot, and tried to make an offsite group to raid people he doesn't like. i didnt try and bot, and i gave up on the offsite group thing though? i didnt touch the botting script since i got unbanned. Aryan warrior (talk) 16:58, 1 May 2026 (UTC)

shitalian cordnigger TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 11:52, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

Hello, I will add extra input. While it is true you were banned for botting, you also tried to make an offsite group to raid people you dont like. Thats basically the definition of an offsiter and breaks rule 3.1 - Participation in disruptive off-site communities is prohibited. Fenriris 🐺 10:19, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

Finally got a new color

Looks good. OopooPoopoo (talk) 09:48, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

Add a yellow and gray tint to it Fart (talk) 10:24, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

Why move the by the way page?

i mean it is kind of a gimmick page but id say its pretty relevant in sharty culture Perpetualchange (talk)

i'll move that one back Cobblestone (talk) 12:13, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

request

can you remove limeaids' clittybans on me from editing the pre-soot era page? ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 22:00, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

At this point, might as well. Especailly since it was for pretty much no good reason. Just be careful ok? Fenriris 🐺 22:12, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

Rats, it looks like User:OopooPoopoo got to it seconds before I could >:( geg Fenriris 🐺 22:14, 2 May 2026 (UTC)

>She first found the Sharty around the first Soyvil War, and later joined somewhere around late 2024.

>Can you further elaborate on your introduction to the Sharty?, again, just for educational article purposes. I will use your reponse as a citation.

Enteryourusername (talk) 13:10, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

1000 edits

i finally reached the thousandth edit, yay..... TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 16:05, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

i feel like i do it for free holy fuck TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 16:13, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

North (talk) 16:09, 3 May 2026 (UTC)

A better idea for the site notice

Current mission: Create high effort edits and scrub out outdated information in the pages listed by Special:AncientPages

VPN/proxy usage question

Hello Cobblestone, I want to edit 'ki pages whilst on my laptop at college, but their wifi has set fortinet restrictions on this site. So I'm currently using a CDN jsdeliver proxy, is that fine?

Yes Cobblestone (talk) 12:53, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

marge

Why do some deleted dailyjak talk pages appear in Special:AncientPages? G-Man (talk) 23:25, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

bug Cobblestone (talk) 05:40, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

Are you going to fix that bug Fart (talk) 07:06, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

i think quote has to fix it from the database Cobblestone (talk) 07:23, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

Twinkle

Can you remove the rollbacker requirement to enable the twinkle gadget? I don't see any reason why editors without it shouldn't be able to use it. 'kiGOD (talk) 04:49, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

i think i tried that but it didn't work Cobblestone (talk) 05:39, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

yep Cobblestone (talk) 05:43, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

You might be able to change the rights=rollback text to rights=edit, or something like autoconfirmed. 'kiGOD (talk) 05:51, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

fail, add this to your common.js instead: mw.loader.load(['ext.gadget.Twinkle']); Cobblestone (talk) 06:22, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

Failtroll template

Could you move the Failtroll template back to being archived? I wanted to re-use it for the Encyclopedia Dramatic page, because the page is meant to be chock-full of banner templates. RetardedESLjeet (talk) 07:10, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

the failtroll template doesnt look gentle on the eyes

i think this should be fixed, should i? ^[1]

i assume he wanted the code, i don't want to bring it back Cobblestone (talk) 07:20, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

Hey cobblestone, a quick change to the site notice

Current mission for janitors: Schedule high quality dailyjaks.
Current mission for contributors: Gem up the pages listed by Special:FewestRevisions and scrub outdated information in the pages listed by Special:AncientPages

i did the dailyjaks already because no one did anything so i'll feature the second one only Cobblestone (talk) 12:49, 5 May 2026 (UTC)

American v. British English

Does the ‘ki use American English (as in color) or British English (as in colour)? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Croot (talk • contribs)

American English. North (talk) 13:14, 6 May 2026 (UTC)

burger Cobblestone (talk) 17:21, 6 May 2026 (UTC)

Page removal of Imgflip

A page are very unrelate to shart party. Other information me found are just abt a literal whos. And since imgflip could be pea website, it are a good idea to not give it the attention, just like the website like the jarty but not a jarty

it are this page https://soyjakwiki.org/Imgflip

keep Cobblestone (talk) 12:32, 7 May 2026 (UTC)

>Getting banned whilst being the admin

Enteryourusername (talk) 15:33, 7 May 2026 (UTC)

You are next

Faggot— Preceding unsigned comment added by The Swede (talk • contribs)

Apologies

Sorry for being leaky. If this was due to my block on Niggerzoid, I just saw him come back to the wiki after 2 years to vandalise. In hindsight, blocking him indefinitely was very leaky. Also I only blocked ~Chud7069 because I wasn't aware the Chaddy wasn't considered hostile at that time. Anyway, I promise I'll be more reasonable with my blocks in the future. North (talk) 07:39, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

P.S. I made this edit because the syntax looked better IMO, won't do this again. North (talk) 07:44, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

concerning margerald

Why does the swinny page now has its full domain name on the page? I thought that place is hostile. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 13:01, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

>With Limeade gone, documentation and linking of non-pedophilic splinters is now allowed freely. North (talk) 13:03, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

SNCA ALERT: Also, have you heard that Romanian Schizo got unbanned from the booru. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 13:07, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

Literally who? North (talk) 13:20, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

He's best known for being the creator of meximutt o algo. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 13:26, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

North (talk) 13:27, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

>A brown pooner lady made a presentation on soyjaks.

nawwwww 💀💀💀💀 we ALL know that ts diddly ahh foid made that presentation 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 -- Neptune 16:48, 8 May 2026 (UTC)

Are you allowed to upload OC on the wiki

VPNs are banned on the booru so im asking this Perpetualchange (talk) 01:01, 9 May 2026 (UTC)

no they're not banned on the booru, you just can't register on the booru from a vpn. upload whatever you want Cobblestone (talk) 13:51, 9 May 2026 (UTC)

yo

Code page issue

Why when sometimes or maybe even everytime now when i put the "==" or "===" for sections it breaks the page's code now?BrapzilianUserOuAlgoAssim (talk) 16:47, 9 May 2026 (UTC)

because you added 50000 whitespaces before the == Cobblestone (talk) 00:56, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

Sharty Station 13, request to try and copy /vg/station wiki's pages over

Can we copy over /vg/station's wiki pages to the Sharty Station 13 wiki page? We have a fork of /vg/station https://github.com/Space-Soyentists/soylentveegeefork and I'd like to have a wiki to show people in case we add new content that only applies to Sharty Station. I'll put them under Space Station 13/ShartyStationWiki/ if that's fine with you Contributor (talk) 17:26, 9 May 2026 (UTC)

How many pages exactly? I don't really want all of vg wiki's pages copied here. Cobblestone (talk) 21:43, 9 May 2026 (UTC)

It'll depend on how much I actually mess with, I plan to try and mess with the codebase's surgery and chemistry recipes right now later so I might port those over. Other than that I don't think I'll port much unless its just written by ourselves or its an important part to the game. I do want to try and make a more clear guide for some things such as setting up the Supermatter. Eventually I'll try and write pages for new stuff for just our codebase. Contributor (talk) 17:06, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

our thoughts?

>This page does not exist. The deletion, protection, and move log for the page are provided below for reference.

> 01:04, 9 May 2026 GapeNewell talk contribs deleted page Limeade/Truth

'Limeade' is a falseflag actor of the 'Soycabal' that was inserted into the narrative to present false dichotomy and quietly perform Carrot and Stick method on the soyjak masses to deter public from the root of the problem, which...)

File:Creepypastapepe.mp4

Cobbletesticles update SNCA page

Update Soyjak Wiki:SNCA — Labanis4ayran ( | ) 10:10, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

One minor mistake in the wiki's ruleset.

The link to "good pages" in the last section should be Special:MostRevisions instead of the 'Gems' category. You know why. ~Chud41725 (talk) 15:15, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

That would be pretty suggestive though. You do get pages that have an lot of revisions but are not very good or vise versa Fenriris 🐺 16:01, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

Why? linking pages with most revisions will promote pages that have been edit warred, like Troonslop. I think linking to Category:Gemeralds, or maybe Category:Articles that have been featured would make more sense -- Neptune 17:47, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

Tor mirror

The Darkie wiki page says that Quote lost the private keys to the .onion domains. Is this true? If yes, then we might want to remove them from the from the Main Page since there's no way he's getting them back. --Ay Tone (talk) 15:58, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, I think so too tbh. I will remove that link from the main page for now Fenriris 🐺 16:23, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

Is Nationalism SNCA namespace worthy

Title Perpetualchange (talk) 16:45, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

nationalism has to do with the sharty because of brown countrywarriors on the booru, i'd mention that on the article instead. Cobblestone (talk) 17:09, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

Thumbnail with transparent image

i wanna make a thumbnail with a transparent image on the God page for a joke, but i think uploading a transparent image on the 'ki might not be a good idea

my idea:

*transparent image* An atheist's depiction of god
*transparent image* A religious depiction of god
*godjak image* what god actually looks like. >NOOO NOOOOO YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO DEPICT GOD NOOOOOOO

what do you think Perpetualchange (talk) 18:37, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

yeah do itCobblestone (talk) 18:43, 10 May 2026 (UTC)

Neutralraid template is broken

Hi there. The neutralraid template is broken as in that there is no Category:Neutralraid on it. Without it, It will not put any related pages using it on that category. Pls fix.

Not cobble but fixed 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 02:35, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

Tabber

why dont we use <tabber> for pages with multiple perspectives Perpetualchange (talk) 05:11, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

Laggy and not compatible with visual editing Cobblestone (talk) 08:46, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

Using the Page tabs template could be a possiblity though doe. But I agree it might be best keep using links, but we could try it. Like how the current template help page does it Fenriris 🐺 00:25, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

barnstar idea sorry for asking you about templates for the gorillionth time

alot of users who are 'nished or inactive are missed by other 'ki users. why don't we have some sort of barnstar for that? kinda like the flowers in findagrave Perpetualchange (talk) 14:55, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

do dis --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 15:04, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

Prototype --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 15:10, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

issa gem

I like this. Perpetualchange (talk) 15:13, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

Geg, I like it Fenriris 🐺 15:30, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

it's a wiki, you don't need to ask for my permission for every thing, just do it Cobblestone (talk) 15:31, 11 May 2026 (UTC)

Michael

Mass Rollback Script

I just had an idea after seeing that supremefeetpics guy get banned for evasion. You do know how you purge ban evaders work right? Instead of going through the time consuming process of the janny having to revert each of the users I can create an mediawiki based script that adds an new button to user contributions that does the mass rollback for you complete with options on what namespaces to trigger in with date range. Or since it is an script that can be easily modified what about having the 'ki bot do it instead? What do you think? Fenriris 🐺 00:21, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

North likes this.

i already use this, it's in my common.js Cobblestone (talk) 09:21, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

Really? I see. I did not know you already had such a script there. Still think it would be cool though if the bot can do it Fenriris 🐺 09:54, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

So do you want to just keep it the script method, or would this be fine? If so, do you want it to do only mainspace and SNCA articles? Fenriris 🐺 17:56, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

i think the script is good enough Cobblestone (talk) 17:58, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

Alright Fenriris 🐺 18:47, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

check emails

〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 16:57, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

~Chud71753

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Log&logid=198469 Was this ban too leaky? I saw he had no previous edits and he was doctoddlering a bit, then I asked hops+ in #soy about the site he was documenting and GillKoyim said this. North (talk) 17:20, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

i don't think the people running that site are pedophiles as much as they're incompetent, dont document it for now until they sort out their 'p problem but also it's not worth a permaban Cobblestone (talk) 17:26, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

understood North (talk) 17:31, 13 May 2026 (UTC)

title

i suck at editing this wiki TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 15:19, 14 May 2026 (UTC)

emails, again

〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 18:59, 14 May 2026 (UTC)

Failed to load posts: Unknown error

I don't know why this keeps happening on the 'booru, but feel free to explain this reason. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 22:20, 15 May 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, it brapped a couple of times. Its been all good for a while now Fenriris 🐺 11:29, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

You've got mail!

Check your email please :) Fenriris 🐺 11:28, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

contact admin navigation button

Hi, you know how we have that you've got mail template? We plan on deleting it cause when sending an e-mail via Special:EmailUser, it alerts you anyway and a small message is fine. But then I had an idea, what if we change the link in the contact admin button from email to Special:EmailUser that way contacting you is more intuitive and the wiki itself let's you know that you have mail when your on it instead of someone doing an talk back. Thoughts? Fenriris 🐺 16:55, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

The direct mailto link should be kept since logged-out users can't use Special:EmailUser, I'm not against adding both links for logged in and logged out users doe. 'kiGOD (talk) 17:18, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

That could work. Honestly never knew that EmailUser only worked for logged in users, never tried it out as an logged out one. So, nevermind then Fenriris 🐺 17:34, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

why not just click "Email this user" in the tools box under? Cobblestone (talk) 18:40, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

Good point, nevermind then Fenriris 🐺 02:01, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

fuck you

fuck you coalbbctroon Gzard (talk) 16:56, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

Snopes

↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Template:Failtroll&oldid=306683

manual of style question

Why is the page for Mexico in being in Spanish allowed with no English version available like SNCA:North Korea? It directly contradicts this section in the Manual of Style. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 20:00, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

it should be reverted until it's legible again Cobblestone (talk) 22:03, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

password

I lost my password and I didn't save it in a password manager or write it down. I also happened to just create this account and not add an email to it. Is there anything I can do to reset or get my password, or no? Thanks - Me (talk) 20:26, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

email me your IP and i'll reply with a new password. Cobblestone (talk) 22:02, 16 May 2026 (UTC)

TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 14:04, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

Dobkun page

Since you unbanned it can you please remove the protection from it? G-Man (talk) 23:32, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

thanks

G-Man (talk) 11:40, 18 May 2026 (UTC)

'ki preservation

Have you ever considered making archives of the wiki available to download like Wikipedia has? Would be nice to be able to preserve an offline copy in case it gets shut down. I'm kind of a digital hoarder. Soyfield (talk) 01:06, 18 May 2026 (UTC)

only Quote can do that Cobblestone (talk) 11:49, 18 May 2026 (UTC)

Can you make Special:Export available or is that also beyond your authority? Soyfield (talk) 04:08, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

Some schizo idk

Cobblestone. Please, for the LOVE of GOD, cut out the Soytok and Soyxitter websites. Bomb those accounts to ash. The only thing those links will do is bring niggers who don't understand the culture. Cobblestone, please, dear god, they are the reason the 'log is being brapped up. Please, hear my appeal to the sanctity of soy culture. These soy-adjacent websites are bringing normalniggers in, and I fear we may be replaced by trannies.

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G-Man (talk) 18:16, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

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title Perpetualchange (talk) 23:10, 19 May 2026 (UTC)

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