User talk:Cobblestone/5

Oldfag template

Should we put oldfag template on all people/things who joined or were around during "oldsharty" time and if so should we define what oldfag should be, cause it seems mostly pre-Soypocalypse is oldfag territory? ChuderinoBino (talk) 02:24, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

I'd say let's put it on especially oldfaggy topics to avoid template spam, but you're free to do as you please as always. Cobblestone (talk) 02:26, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Marge are we getting DDOSed

The site has been going up & down for the past hour and cuckflare says its a host issue. Try checking the site traffic or get quote to check it cause i nearly lost an edit i was working on thanks to the servers brapping - Goopz 02:33, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

I checked. Doesn't seem to be anything going on particularly. I'd get into the habit of Ctrl + C ing your wikicode before you submit, I've always done that just in case. Cobblestone (talk) 02:40, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Lazy nigger switch daily nas from the banana frog

I don't want to look at it. I hate frogs. I hate bananas. Change it or I will put my banana deep inside you until you hate bananas like me.

We dont update those all that often becaue it is SNCA, but you are more then welcome to suggest. I will see if I can find one I like to replace with from the booru Fenriris 🐺 02:18, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

Gay ass blud. Cobblestone (talk) 04:55, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

Bookmarks gadget

(function () {
    const customlnk = "customlinks";
    let bookmarks = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem(customlnk) || "[]");

    function save() {
        localStorage.setItem(customlnk, JSON.stringify(bookmarks));
    }

    function createBookmarkItem(text, href) {
        const li = document.createElement("li");
        li.className = "mw-list-item";

        const a = document.createElement("a");
        a.textContent = text;
        a.href = href;
        a.rel = "nofollow";

        const removeBtn = document.createElement("button");
        removeBtn.textContent = "×";
        removeBtn.style.marginLeft = "6px";
        removeBtn.style.cursor = "pointer";
        removeBtn.style.background = "transparent";
        removeBtn.style.border = "none";
        removeBtn.style.color = "#c00";
        removeBtn.style.fontWeight = "bold";

        removeBtn.onclick = () => {
            bookmarks = bookmarks.filter(b => !(b.text === text && b.href === href));
            save();
            li.remove();
        };

        li.appendChild(a);
        li.appendChild(removeBtn);

        return li;
    }

    const sidebar = document.querySelector("#sidebar");
    if (!sidebar) {
        console.error("No sidebar");
        return;
    }

    const dialogHTML = `
<dialog id="nubookmark" style="border:0;background:transparent;font-size:14px">
<style>
#nubookmark::backdrop {
  background: rgba(255,255,255,0.5);
  opacity: 0.75;
}
</style>

<div style="width:250px">
<div style="position:relative;color:black;padding-left:5px;width:100%;
    box-sizing:border-box;border:1px solid #34345C;border-bottom:0;background:#ababff;">
    <span style="color:black;font-size:15px;height:18px;line-height:18px;">
      Add bookmark
        <img src="https://soyjakwiki.org/images/4/4e/Cross.png" align="right" onclick="document.getElementById('nubookmark').close()" style="cursor: pointer">
    </span>
</div>

<div style="padding:10px;background-color:white;color:black;width:100%;
    box-sizing:border-box;height:fit-content;border:1px solid #34345C;
    border-top:0;overflow:auto;">

<form id="bmform">
<table width="100%">
<tr>
    <td>Title:</td>
    <td><input type="text" name="title" id="nubooktitle"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
    <td>Page:</td>
    <td><input type="text" name="page"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
    <td></td>
    <td>
        <input type="submit" value="Add">
        <input type="button" id="clearallbookmarks" value="Clear All">
    </td>
</tr>
</table>
</form>

</div>
</div>
</dialog>
`;

    document.body.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend", dialogHTML);
    const dialog = document.getElementById("nubookmark");
    const form = document.getElementById("bmform");

	form.onsubmit = (e) => {
		e.preventDefault();
		const title = form.title.value.trim();
		const page = form.page.value.trim();
		if (!title || !page) return;

		let href = page;

		if (!href.startsWith("http://") && !href.startsWith("https://")) {
			href = "https://soyjakwiki.org/" + href.replace(/^\//, "");
		}

		const entry = { text: title, href };
		bookmarks.push(entry);
		save();
		ul.appendChild(createBookmarkItem(title, href));
		dialog.close();
		form.reset();
	};

    document.getElementById("clearallbookmarks").onclick = () => {
        if (!confirm("Are you REALLY sure you want to clear all bookmarks? Do you know what you're doing? Maybe you'd like to reconsider that?")) return;
        bookmarks = [];
        save();
        ul.innerHTML = "";
    };

    const portlet = document.createElement("div");
    portlet.className = "portlet mw-portlet mw-portlet-Bookmarks";
    portlet.id = "p-Bookmarks";
    portlet.setAttribute("role", "navigation");
    portlet.setAttribute("aria-labelledby", "p-Bookmarks-label");

    const header = document.createElement("h3");
    header.id = "p-Bookmarks-label";
    header.textContent = "bookmarks";

    const body = document.createElement("div");
    body.className = "pBody";

    const ul = document.createElement("ul");
    bookmarks.forEach(b => ul.appendChild(createBookmarkItem(b.text, b.href)));

    const addContainer = document.createElement("div");
    addContainer.style.marginTop = "6px";

    const addBtn = document.createElement("a");
    addBtn.textContent = "Add bookmark";
    addBtn.style.cursor = "pointer";
    addBtn.style.fontSize = "10px";
    addBtn.style.marginTop = "4px";
    addBtn.onclick = () => dialog.showModal();

    addContainer.appendChild(addBtn);

    body.appendChild(ul);
    body.appendChild(addContainer);
    portlet.appendChild(header);
    portlet.appendChild(body);

    sidebar.appendChild(portlet);
})();

I've developed a bookmarks gadget. Could you add the gadget to the gadgets menu or common.js? North (talk) 20:06, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

I don't see the usecase in a bookmarks gadget when you can just watch pages Cobblestone (talk) 20:31, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

I used it to put links to some special changes and my user sandbox North (talk) 20:33, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

I don't really get it, can't you just do that already? Cobblestone (talk) 20:35, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

I forgot about browser bookmarks, geg. North (talk) 20:39, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

You don't even need browser bookmarks. Special:Watchlist and press the Watch button at the top of pages. Cobblestone (talk) 20:41, 5 December 2025 (UTC)

I meant for unwatchable pages and pages that get edited infrequently North (talk) 19:51, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Is it possible to search multiple categories?

Like say I wanna search for pages in both sooty articles and discord categories o algo ~Chud7866 (talk) 09:43, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

I believe if we get the CirrusSearch extension we can do it, but not by default. Read this wikipedia:Wikipedia:Category_intersection. Cobblestone (talk) 09:53, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Do you like my idea for a new material template

<wiki space

in my personal opinion i think this current version needs some work but i made it for pages like 4chan since it both created soyjaks and killed kway

<wiki space

thoughever thats the only page i can think of for this template

Perpetualchange (talk) 17:23, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

I'd rather just use equinox to be honest but having an upgrade doesn't hurt anybody. I've edited the template slightly just now. Good luck. Cobblestone (talk) 17:28, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

It could work well in the Quote page Fenriris 🐺 19:57, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Added it for you fenny, you are welcome

Reason the revert

Reason why the /suggest/ thread in which nothing notable happened deserves a page

We don't like to delete old history and the page was made in 2021. We COULD however merge the page into Soot's article. Cobblestone (talk) 18:59, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Overwrite the image

Because i don't have any permissions to overwrite images, can you overwrite File:Soychance no 15.jpeg to File:SoyChancefix.jpg because it has ED link, please? BestKnownForCoal (talk) 19:00, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Done Cobblestone (talk) 19:31, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

Geg you can still see the older version of the image through Mediawiki's media viewer BestKnownForCoal (talk) 14:12, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

Be patient, the cache will update eventually. Cobblestone (talk) 14:21, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

Hey cobblestone

Can you overwrite this image? The image has a hostile imageboard's link in it, And can you replace it with this with this https://files.catbox.moe/ehi48t.png Heres the file name: File:Tf affynigger jannies.png. Thougher (talk) 03:10, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

The site in question no longer exists and redirects to an expired discord invite link, the affy has also been disbanded for almost a year so its fine to keep the image as is. You may censor it in case the owner of the domain brings it back.

- Goopz 03:54, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

Done. Cobblestone (talk) 03:57, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

Thanks cobblestone. Thougher (talk) 04:11, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

Coblestone bro I love you bro bro bro we been bro's since day one

Love you love you love you cobblestone love you cobblestone best friend best buddy cobblestone the greatest ♥♥♥♥♥🧡🧡💘💜🧡🧡🧡💝💖💗💞💓💓💙❤💚❤💌💌💌😍💕💔💔🤍🤎🩺😻❣🥰Coggy (talk) 07:18, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

Same i love cobblestone too cobblestone are goodest aryan love cobblestone best buddy cobblestone greatest i love him i love him :D 💝🩷💖💌💖❤️‍🩹🩶💝💞💙💝💖💓💜🩶♥️🖤💖💓💗❤️‍🔥💖🫀💖🤍❣️💗💞💖🩶💖 Cobblestone are love

help undo mineral fag's leakage

apparently because of the shitcode you can remove party saving from every article but you cant add it back with an undo and xhe brapped on a lot of party saving articles — Preceding unsigned comment added by Makinganaccountjusttoeditwarisgigabehavior (talk • contribs)

the party saving template is overused doe North (talk) 14:36, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

your coinslot is overused by black men every day doe but nobaldi on the 'ki should care to fix that since its funny just like putting high ratings on gemmies — Preceding unsigned comment added by Makinganaccountjusttoeditwarisgigabehavior (talk • contribs)

schizobabble above me. anyway putting intense ratings on everything you see lost North (talk) 15:51, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

you are such a good boy for putting my name in my replies for me. keep doing it cuck. anyway if it has been that way for years there is no reason for some reddit rulefaggot to go ACTUALLY THATS NOT WHAT LE RATING IS FOR

ACTUALLY THATS NOT WHAT LE RATING IS FOR, how could you tell?

North (talk) 16:32, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

hi north here forgot to mention im trans btw North (talk)

>[[User:Perpetualchange|North]] North (talk) 23:00, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

broot

Broot is banned

Perpetualchange (talk) 22:49, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

I banned him from Gapenewell's page for a month cause he kept edit warring on it. Cobblestone (talk) 22:57, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

Check if any of my older edits have been from IPv6 adresses

Previous VPN i've been using randomly assigned IPv6 adresses along with IPv4, i want to see if the current VPN also does --Gembaker (talk) 00:06, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

All of your IPs are IPv4 Cobblestone (talk) 05:25, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

Name change

can you change my name to "adolfrizzler" like everywhere else? i know you can do name changes on mediawiki and all - adolfrizzler (talk) 04:25, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

Done Cobblestone (talk) 05:28, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

Cobblestone is BLACK-owned theory

ESLNuke

You see, Cobblestone is the current admin of Soyjak Wiki, that documents situations inside Soysphere and is a notable person for his major edits, which changed the atmosphere of visiting der wiki.

But, have you ever came in mind that Cobblestone got BLACKED by Tyrone once? I do, because i'll get to the facts quickly and easily. His user colors is black, red and green. The same pattern is used in Pan-African flag, which is used by racebaiters across the Sharty and other official Soysphere-related sites.

The immigration levels in Italy is heavy, most of immigrants are considered black people. And so you can start agreeing with my opinion that Tyrone visited Cobblestone one time because of his le beautiful queen of spades tatoo made during the escape of the Blackedrooms.

So, this entire wall of text proves us that Cobblestone likes Bee Bee Seeds and is always ready to appear on the videopages of BLACKED.com. Have you changed your mind yet?

Sincerely, BestKnownForCoal (talk) 15:47, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

North (talk) 15:59, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

So true! Cobblestone (talk) 17:18, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

DOCTOOOOOS Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 21:28, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

just thought of another use of the mwgetparameters extension

If this extension gets added, I could add a module that lets people change the gallery size and display (e.g. from default to compact, 120px thumbnails to 70px thumbs, hide/show captions). Thoughts? North (talk) 21:42, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

Sounds gemmy. I'll look into it. Cobblestone (talk) 21:43, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

I meant to say urlgetparameters North (talk) 21:49, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

are you going to add it? North (talk) 16:47, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Probably. I'm waiting for Quotechan to be released before asking Quote to add extensions for the wiki. This should be one of them. Cobblestone (talk) 17:24, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Never mind, Quote said he didn't like the fact that it disables caching, ignoring the fact that almost all pages have caching disabled due to there being <choose> in thrembillion templates North (talk) 19:02, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

The reason behind existing of Template:Greentext

Why do we have this template while Template:Quote is the recommended one for using in any soyquotes featured inside an article?

For example:

Template:Greentext:

>Greentext

is a template.

Template:Quote: >Quote is a template.

You see the difference? I do, but it's minimal.

BestKnownForCoal (talk) 19:15, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

read the template page
>With this template you can write multi-line quotes with proper spacing. Saves you the trouble of writing <poem> and Template:Quote together. North (talk) 19:17, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

Thanks BestKnownForCoal (talk) 20:01, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

Question

is there anything we can do to prevent 16 year old nusois from taking this site too far and getting radicalized and committing violence? --Gembaker (talk) 20:14, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

>committing violence because the bald men with glasses website told you to only 1 person has ever done that North (talk) 20:25, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

>is there anything we can do to prevent 16 year old nusois from taking this site too far and getting radicalized and committing violence? BestKnownForCoal (talk) 21:18, 8 December 2025 (UTC)

We need to kill everybody who's under 16 and using this site. I've already sniffed out and banned a dozen of them. Cobblestone (talk) 04:50, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

can we extend that to under 18 users as well to deter nu4chan immigrants as well o algo GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 05:04, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

We would have to ban everybody on the sharty then Cobblestone (talk) 05:13, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

acceptable sacrifice GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:00, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Hi

I pooped to this page Dermatologist (talk) 16:50, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

Nice Cobblestone (talk) 19:15, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

thoughtext template

can I change it to this? Perpetualchange (talk) 18:16, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

Sure Cobblestone (talk) 19:15, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

If you mix though with By the way, Best known for, Literally and The fact that. You would probably get the ultimate inverted glowjak AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 20:18, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

Someone do this Fenriris 🐺 20:22, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

gem Thougher (talk) 20:41, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

>even doe thats literally best known for the fact that it doesn't work by the way

- Goopz 22:30, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

o algo North (talk) 08:50, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Tried making my first template, is it good enough for the wiki?

Cobblestone/5 smells like sauerkraut und Pretzel!

"Why do you celebrate your independence days? We don’t do that in GERMANY!"

Enteryourusername (talk) 17:03, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

I changed it to use flexboxes and reworked it because it was massive. As for the usecase, it's alright as far as new header templates go. I would also replace the images with transparent background ones. Cobblestone (talk) 17:09, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

fixerino Enteryourusername (talk) 17:21, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Not bad now. Cobblestone (talk) 17:46, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

so is it gonna get added Enteryourusername (talk) 18:38, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Why are you asking me? You can edit templates too you know. Just add it. Cobblestone (talk) 18:48, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

I did it for you Template:Germany Cobblestone (talk) 18:59, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

oh yeah sorry, i thought only mods could make templates o algo Enteryourusername (talk) 19:48, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Edits being denied?

My edits on the YouTube page are not being approved and there is no reasoning on my talk page. Could I get clarification? ~Chud2527 (talk) 22:17, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Your edits have unfinished sentences and it seems like you lazily copy and pasted them from somewhere. OopooPoopoo (talk) 22:27, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Noted. ~Chud2527 (talk) 22:31, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

New cobson template

Hey cobblestone, i was planning on adding a new cobson template, but he's dancing around the screen and it's also bigger. I'm only here to ask if i can add it. Thougher (talk) 22:57, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

use case? North (talk) 23:02, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

It could be used on user pages, like for example banned users. Thougher (talk) 23:08, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Instead of that, make a CustomBounce template that lets you swap the bouncing file and edit its size and the text under it. Cobblestone (talk) 06:14, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

It should be reserved for user pages though. I hope you don't let it get spammed on main namespace articles. Cobblestone (talk) 06:19, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Just made it. Thougher (talk) 22:19, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

>though

You didn't actually make the file modular so I did that just now, but good job otherwise. Cobblestone (talk) 22:27, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Thanks, i am not that good at templates. Thougher, Talk page. 22:46, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

trevor's page

Does Trevor (soybooru's namefag) deserve a page? I've already done everything I could in my notepad (ou algo) and I'm ready to paste. Dunchenman

nigger no Ordnung (talk) 16:21, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Yes. He's the most prominent booru namefag right now. Cobblestone (talk) 16:42, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

nigga dunchenman go back to booru goon caves kill yourself KILL YOURSELF BestKnownForCoal (talk) 16:49, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Request

ru 'ki visa still exist? i've been trusted (automoderated) on the 'ki, but not on the 'ru. Dunchenman 21:50, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

I'll let the booru staff know about your request but the rest is up to them. Cobblestone (talk) 21:59, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

About the now deleted SNCApedia article

cobblestone, what happened to the sncapedia article? there used to be one but now it's gone, is there any chance you can bring the page back? Thougher, Talk page. 01:23, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Will answer for him as he's asleep currently, SNCApedia is not an official soysphere site. As such it doesn't go by the same quotist values as here, meaning that it contains links to every splinter. Including ones like the swinny.

imo i still stand on that being a particularly stupid reason, the user's browsing habits can't be controlled. Plus some splinters listed on there are so dead that literally nobody would willingly use them unless they are a gooner or mildly autistic

- Goopz 05:13, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Kind of what cacaborea said, but the problem isn't really rhe swinny, but the pedophilic splinters that have links on the site. The problem is also that some of the articles are written by the jannies of said pedophilic splinters themselves to advertise. Cobblestone (talk) 07:03, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Geg, i remember this wiki and it's unironically so DNB, that most of the pages don't meet basic requirements of an organic page. The only good page is about the wiki owner, Gold. BestKnownForCoal (talk) 16:08, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Alright, thanks. Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 21:57, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Also yeah, some of the pages on there are either unfinished, has template spam, and it is sometimes a DNB.

In conclusion: that entire wiki needs a manual of style overhaul and moderation reform before it can have a page. you can still link it if you're trying to article chud a template or use one as reference doe.

This is why we should probably bring the list of minor splinters page back but more detractive, i warned you about why deleting that page was a bad idea. Info gets scarce and jannies will link their splinter on a non-quotist website instead. You need to destroy unofficial competitors to prevent that.

- Goopz 20:46, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

The problem is pedophilic splinters linking their splinters on another wiki so your solution is to create a page for them to advertise their site on our wiki instead? Cobblestone (talk) 21:01, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Genius idea Fenriris 🐺 22:15, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

What would happen if you were smelted in a Furnace?

This is important. -- Rabbit (talk) 13:21, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Oh wikicucks please respond -- Rabbit (talk) 13:44, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Wikicucks please -- Rabbit (talk) 13:50, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

WikiGODS are currently busy, so ill answer on thier behalf. You turn into fragile glass or something along those lines, yeah Fenriris 🐺 17:42, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Thank you Ferris Wheel Rabbit (talk) 16:49, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Hello

Hello!👋 BestKnownForCoal (talk) 18:18, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Hi. Cobblestone (talk) 18:47, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

you just lost the game

What are tag pages for

--Gembaker (talk) 10:38, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Eventually the tag dictionary will be hosted on the wiki and the inbuilt booru one will be acked cause it sucks. The booru will link to the wiki instead. Cobblestone (talk) 10:40, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

There was a bug on der sharty

I couldn't post on the sharty until I was unbanned from here o algo (or until today). Was this normal?

Also how do I define a category as a subcategory?

OPShredder (talk)
14:38, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

That shouldn't happen since the sharty and the wiki have their own bans. To define a subcategory go to the subcategory and insert [[Category:Parent]] in it. Cobblestone (talk) 15:06, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Hi cobblestone

It seems that the big janjan of wikipedia did not really like the heckin website or something. The problem is, if we have an article as negative as this on us, we'll definitely get the site infested by feds in no more than a year, and I am worried for that. As the owner of this wiki, you can maybe help by being some sort of diplomat for wikipedia. First of all, we need to make it clear that we are against shit like com and failtroll groups, and all of the users of the site condemned the shooting. Wikipedia does not accept soywiki as a source, so we should find definitive proof that we do condemn it. Second of all, and I am not really sure about this, just for this critical time period of wikipedia jannies spying on every single part of us, we can add slightly more irony like "haha this is all a joke and we do not believe in this" to overtly chuddy articles temporarily so that we are not seen by the feds as an heckin alt-right tnd 1488 hitler website or something. For more information, see North's talk page. Good luck, this may seem not as important but all AI and general information gathering stuff use wikipedia as the primary source, and we do not want to be appeared as negative as this.

• I agree with OP because else when potetial newGODs would search about us on KikeGPT, they'll think we're the very failtrolls we try to dox. OPShredder (talk)

16:31, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

>we'll definitely get the site infested by feds in no more than a year

ohnononono do nusois know NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 19:26, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

bumo

Hello , I cannot post on the sharty (>You look like a bot) because i wanted to ask someone for a steam giftcard. Can you fix this please , thank you NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 19:21, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

this is only on my shitty chromium browser btw NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 19:22, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Do you post from a VM by any chance? There's currently a pedophile trying to flood the site with CSAM so I had to block posting from VMs. --Quote (talk) 20:19, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

i dont use a VM, i have 2 remote desktop sessions in the background but i use them for other stuff. this just randomly happened NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 20:39, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

I think it's either your browser or you have been shadowbanned. Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 20:00, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

How do you detect if someone's posting from a VM in a web browser? North (talk) 22:08, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

WebGL probably NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 22:35, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

>asking for steam gift cards on the sharty

not shadowbanned and yeah i guess. i fixed this before by reinstalling chrome but that doesnt work anymore

asking for steam giftcards is aryan btw NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 20:12, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Asking for steam giftcards on the sharty is giga behavoir

did something similar like this happen on july 2023 AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 22:20, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Let me take a look. Cobblestone (talk) 20:12, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

I figured it out, it's because I had graphics acceleration off. NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 09:55, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Good to hear. Cobblestone (talk) 10:05, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Remove inactive jannies

• User:Broot (ragequit after Limeade/9a0c banned me and xim from the schlog article and each other's userpages over our SNCA rivalry)
• User:SprokemowerMan (retired after xe gave (You) xis spot)

GapeNewell (talk) 00:49, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

I think Broot will come around given enough time. Sproke made an edit this month and I know he's around so I don't think it's right to remove his perms right now. Cobblestone (talk) 01:08, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

can you make me a replacement janny i promise i will nuke half the 'ki for no reason and disappear immediately afterwards GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 04:04, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Why do we advertise SPVA on main page

Dead, unaffiliated channel --Gembaker (talk) 01:53, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

It's kind of semi-official and it has been there before I made this wiki account. Cobblestone (talk) 07:37, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Quality Check

Hello Cobblestone,

I assume you're busy, but could you give a quick quality check for this page Hispano-Moroccan War, Ordnung, Hispanius and Antimatter did a lot of the work for it. I was wondering if it still has the issues mentioned in the template. As I feel it would be biased to remove them myself.

Turrican (talk) 02:21, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Much better. Thank you. The only thing I'd do now is clearly separate the two "phases" of the war in the article and in the infobox: the first phase in July and the revival happening right now. Cobblestone (talk) 07:38, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Question

Why is the background-image property disabled entirely? Xarge?

Pretty sure the media wiki parser does that for "security" Fenriris 🐺 04:07, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

I believe that if it were enabled, someone could use an image hosted on their website to grab people's IP addresses. Cobblestone (talk) 07:39, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

I have a question

i havent been using the wiki alot so im asking this how long do you need to stay inactive to have the "this user may have left soyjak wiki" box on your userpage Perpetualchange (talk) 05:11, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Usually multiple months OopooPoopoo (talk) 05:14, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

What Oopoo said. Cobblestone (talk) 07:39, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Appreciation + how do I make a sandbox

Some users have a sandbox page, how do I make one

User:OPShredder/Sandbox Just make a subpage like this. It doesn't have to be called Sandbox either. Cobblestone (talk) 12:33, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Thanks for the help. Also I want to add the singularity template to it (without category) but I can't because it's high-grade or something OPShredder (talk)

12:42, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

I should make high-grade templates available in the user namespace. I'll do that. Cobblestone (talk) 12:52, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Mediator Request

Emerald was asking if you could make him a wiki approver. OopooPoopoo (talk) 16:31, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

I don't think there's a demand for new mediators currently. Cobblestone (talk) 16:43, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

add this

can you add this gadget? it's pretty useful North (talk) 17:00, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Done. Cobblestone (talk) 17:39, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

How do we use it doe? OPShredder (talk/ death threats) 18:48, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Special:Preferences, gadgets, check "navigation popups" on North (talk) 18:54, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Geg

Why there is a real URL for main website in the Eka's portal article? While some hostile splinters have lighter content than it BestKnownForCoal (talk) 21:13, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Some HTSM added it. Let's remove it. Cobblestone (talk) 21:19, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

I was wondering that too. Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 21:32, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

Side by side templates?

I made this to try to make template spam less of an issue. Also, it's responsive on mobile. North (talk) 02:05, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

Not so sure. Cobblestone (talk) 07:58, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

is tor allowed?

Some edits have been getting deleted left and right

I think I am about to disable tor for anonymous chuds because of some abuse that has been going on. Cobblestone (talk) 15:04, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

If you are an honest editor, and your edit got nuked in the crossfire, I apologize. Cobblestone (talk) 15:10, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

check your inbox

North (talk) 15:10, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

Done. Cobblestone (talk) 15:11, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

When was this splinter got uncensored?

The question is behind Skajyos pedophilic Sharty splinter NuJarty that he founded and is ruling right now.

When was the short name for his pedo splinter "Ja███" got uncensored? I remember seeing it being not even allowed anywhere.

BestKnownForCoal (talk) 15:48, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

You mean on the Sharty? It's not on the 'ki. Cobblestone (talk) 15:55, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

I am asking a question is the word that i censored above is even allowed on der 'ki, because i see some pages use it (even as a redirect to niggerhell geg)

BestKnownForCoal (talk) 16:10, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

Nevermind, i see now. BestKnownForCoal (talk) 16:10, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

Got rid of them. Cobblestone (talk) 16:12, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

I always get rid of them but some HTSM will put them back eventually. Cobblestone (talk) 16:12, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

template help

hiiiiiii cobby cob, ive seen several pages here with titles in different fonts with this template called DISPLAYTITLE but there's no documentation on it anywhere, can you tell me how to use it pwease

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Title you want the page to show here}}

Cobblestone (talk) 17:46, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

How to properly rate a page

Most pages do not have a mineral rating and pages that are called "gems" have inconsistent quality so how do you properly rate a page, Also you should make this (How to properly rate a page) a page because i have not seen a single guide on how to rate a page User:AverageSoyjak 17:40, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

It's not that serious, if you think a page is well-written give it Gem or above, if the topic itself is gemmy regardless of the page give it GemShort or above. If a page is coaly give it Coal. If the topic of the page itself is coaly give it CoalShort/Vantablack/Brimstone. Cobblestone (talk) 17:47, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

ED URLs

Hello, on the ED page in the dead URLs there is couple of domains that redirect to the newest dramatica homepage. So, how to fix this problem normally? BestKnownForCoal (talk) 18:06, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

Censoring ED feels dumb, it's like trying to censor 4chan. It's pointless when you can just find ED by googling "Encyclopedia Dramatica." Let's just keep them. Cobblestone (talk) 18:14, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

Okay. BestKnownForCoal (talk) 18:16, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

How do we see how many views a page has

Didn't figure it out yet OPShredder (talk/death threats) 08:18, 16 December 2025 (UTC)

Bottom of page on the footer. Cobblestone (talk) 08:45, 16 December 2025 (UTC)

An idea

What if we replace letters of words in Soyjak Wiki pages to similiar looking unicode characters and only leave original names as redirects, so that it wouldn't display Soyjak Wiki in google search results, thereby gatekeeping it from offsiters --Gembaker (talk) 20:26, 16 December 2025 (UTC)

There is a much better way to do this doe, we can just add the magic word __NOINDEX__ to any page we don't want to be search engine indexed. Search engines can still look at unicode characters anyway, so that wouldn't work. Fenriris 🐺 20:41, 16 December 2025 (UTC)

It's safe to say that I won't be implementing either of these ideas. Cobblestone (talk) 20:51, 16 December 2025 (UTC)

some pages have SEO keywords North (talk) 21:00, 16 December 2025 (UTC)

Some parts of the wiki 404ing

cobblestone i think something is wrong with the 'ki, everytime i try to go on a certain page it gives me a cloudflare error, is this gonna be fixed? Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 07:56, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

Which page in particular? Cobblestone (talk) 08:51, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

Operation Destroy Degenerates December because someone edited it in Tor OPShredder (talk/death threats) 09:14, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

Nevermind, everything is working now. Before i thought it was me browsing on TOR but it wasn't. Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 09:18, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

Add WWIII to 2026.

Another war will break out between Israel and Iran in March when regulus aligns with the gaze of the sphinx this will bring to WWIII in eigher September or October nuclear war between Israel and Iran and Israel and Russia four years of world war nukes in Europe and Russia also China will betray Russia and be nuked in response a third of Europe will die and foreigners will kill many Europeans mostly in France but the global effects will be starvation of Africa and others this will bring the world back to one third White as White men finally arise and Israel loses the war revolutionary nationalists win in Europe Greater Rwanda is achieved either Yugoslavia will be formed or the South Slavs will perish being Völkerabfälle this is because of the Rebbe having instilled in Netanyahu the idea he is the king that will bring the Messiah but this is not true no the Messiah has already come and will return do not listen men to esoteric knowledge because what is of God is clear to those who uphold His Word Russia will win despite losing half of its population it will face so much hassle as it will have a civil war whilst having the war with NATO and the war with China but it vvill vvin o algo BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

Doctors, this patient requires medication and medical attention. Cobblestone (talk) 14:09, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

CENSOR THE PAGE AND THE LOGS ABOUT THE SITE I JUST MADE THE JANNIES SHUT IT DOWN

Delete the page or censor the domain name of the sketch site I just made a page about, the 'party jannies just took down all threads relating to it because the foodists are beginning to spam 'p. -Eskimos

big big chunghus big chunghus big chungus

Hostile booru

Hello. So the Template:Brimstone/ChoosePlace has a hostile booru splinter JartyBooru. Infact, it's so easy to find it that you just need to type the name through Google's search bar. So, which conclusions are made regarding to this message? Keep in mind, the site itself is a datamining operation of Skajyos.BestKnownForCoal (talk) 21:19, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

Got rid of it. Cobblestone (talk) 21:46, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

Blocked on TOR

For some reason, i went to TOR so i can use the 'wiki but i got hit with a cloudflare error saying i've been blocked.

Marge. Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 19:19, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

Were you logged in? Cobblestone (talk) 19:37, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

Nevermind, I see now. Hold on. Cobblestone (talk) 19:38, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

Resolved. Cobblestone (talk) 19:40, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

noindex

marge why do some pages with NOINDEX have a noindexed category added and some don't, do those that don't get indexed --Gembaker (talk) 00:43, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

They still get noindexed. Cobblestone (talk) 00:48, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Also, noindex is for very specific pages, slapping it on everything because you're scared of offsiter boogeymen as if they don't already know about the wiki and its contents is silly. Cobblestone (talk) 01:00, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

>It has a use.

What use brother? It's spoonfeeding the viewer with tha fact that the item in question has no qualities, which they can read themselves. It's also the problem with all normal quality (coal/gem) templates, everyone has a different view and it's just edit war coal Carbonara (talk) 12:46, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

It's useful when people leak over the subject of an article calling it a gem vs coal and you shut them both up by grading it as iron. Cobblestone (talk) 12:46, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Why not remove the quality entirely? Less demanding, like with the whole chemical discourse, you strike at the heart not fill it in with some cheap fodder (don't condone violence in that case but it's a good analogy isn't it?) Carbonara (talk) 12:49, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

About the vlod page

Ok, I won't edit it anymore. But Vlod IS related to the forced Femquote "meme" and "Vlodette" IS forced fetish antimatter. And why remove the forced template when it is forced in plain sight by a samefag? Edit: All the changes I made will be in the detractor's perspective page. OPShredder (talk/death threats) 16:00, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Why the article got deleted

Why the article of the list of minor splinters got deleted? Is there a reason for it? BestKnownForCoal (talk) 18:14, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

The sections in there got moved out to be parts of different articles and a few were deleted because they were written by the jannies of the splinters or were pedophilic splinter ads. Cobblestone (talk) 18:30, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Template:Post

Add (better to use other file) and [Quote] to it --Gembaker (talk) 10:35, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Actually since Nusoi (software) is dropping soon posts will look different so there's no point, no? Cobblestone (talk) 10:37, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Point is to represent posts before the Nusoi software drops "soon" --Gembaker (talk) 11:56, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Sure then, if you want it so much. I'll probably use a rounded div instead of that image though. Cobblestone (talk) 11:59, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Done. Cobblestone (talk) 13:00, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

About the Parlo dox article

Someone marked it for delet1on to merge it into the list of doxes and I want to help him. But how do I merge pages (merge, not move)? OPShredder (talk/death threats) 12:00, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

I overturned that merge. Cobblestone (talk) 12:01, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Delete that video and page

Delete that video because rape videos shouldn't be allowed regardless if they clarified that they dissaprove of it. They will look like biggest jartycucks if they will try to get it back anyway. --Gembaker (talk) 12:26, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Are you talking about the other wiki? I told you I don't run that already. Talk to its admins, not me. Cobblestone (talk) 12:29, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

I can't register on the wiki and the owner has been ignoring emails doe. Email sysadmin and owner of that site and notify them about it on their talk pages, because they do seem to check their talk pages. --Gembaker (talk) 12:34, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

I'll tell the admin there about it but the rest is up to him. Cobblestone (talk) 12:36, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

You can edit pages and delete files on that site doe --Gembaker (talk) 12:37, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

>waiting for jannies approval to remove sexual abuse material --Gembaker (talk) 14:27, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Delete it and the page NOW nusoyjakwikiadmincaca --Gembaker (talk) 01:11, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

Like I told you, that wiki isn't my wiki or my problem. If they want to keep it, they can keep it. Cobblestone (talk) 06:24, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

The reason behind page removal

Why did you remove page about Kingcel? What is the main reason for it's deletion? BestKnownForCoal (talk) 14:52, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

>21:53, 30 October 2025 Cobblestone deleted page Kingcel (I'm not sure whether he's evil but he still has ties to 'cords and 'grams and this isn't material fit for the Soyjak Wiki. Try Shit-Nobody-Cares-About Pedia.) North (talk) 15:19, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Didn't see this, thanks BestKnownForCoal (talk) 16:08, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Need to restore my account

Hey cobblestone, the reason why i wasn't active is because i was downloading linux mint onto my computer, and everything got erased, including my passwords. Can you restore it? You can email more details about this here: thougherdoe@proton.me

I checked whether this was really you and sent you a new password. Cobblestone (talk) 15:00, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

Hold on, let me see if i got it. No, i don't see it. Maybe send it again?

Done. Let me know if this doesn't work. Cobblestone (talk) 15:14, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

Flash

Forget the extension completely, I've found a flash template/gadget while having a look at the uncyclopedia wiki. If you could copy the gadget and template over here that'd be great. North (talk) 21:45, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

It being a gadget isn't ideal, since only you and whoever else activates it will be able to see the flashposts. Cobblestone (talk) 22:03, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

I'd recommend doing what uncyclopedia does - make it opt-out. You have to click a play button to start the flashpost anyway North (talk) 22:41, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

It'd also be a good idea to include the Ruffle JavaScript somewhere. 22:44, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

I'd rather wait for proper Ruffle integration to be honest. Cobblestone (talk) 22:53, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

Dunno what you mean by that. Adding ruffle's javascript (via the common.js page probably) is the correct and only way. mw.loader.load('https://unpkg.com/@ruffle-rs/ruffle'); North (talk) 23:04, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

You could also use this to host Ruffle from the soyjak wiki server, but I don't know if you have access to the server's files. 23:08, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

I was thinking as more of an extension instead of a default gadget, but hold on. Cobblestone (talk) 23:09, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

Quote will take months to add an extension. You said "I'm waiting for Quotechan to be released before asking Quote to add extensions for the wiki" (and he hasn't even got the moderation tools made yet), whereas a simple default gadget is simple and quick to add. North (talk) 23:13, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

I'm not really sure whether I want to risk importing external code for a gadget only you are interested in, so I'll get Quote's opinion first, hold on. Cobblestone (talk) 23:24, 22 December 2025 (UTC)

Marge how do I convert wikitext to sanitized css

I need to know pls OPShredder (talk/death threats) 08:10, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

On the right side, in the "tools" box, click Page Information > Content model (change) Cobblestone (talk) 08:53, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

fartzanite brapnvke

This page is a Fartzanite Brapnvke.

i think this should be used on pages that were majorly written by meximutts and are very brapped upon TaklaBabu (talk)

I'd do it using a Template:customquality cause of how niche the usecase is. Cobblestone (talk) 10:20, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

Merry christmas

Merry Christmas Cobblestone! I wish you a happy new year. Please forward all my love to the team here. And I'm sorry for my actions last time. :< - -- Gem (talk) 11:50, 23 December 2025 (UTC) 11:50, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

Welcome back. I actually want to talk to you about some stuff relating to 'ru history. Would you mind hopping on IRC? Cobblestone (talk) 11:53, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

I will. I also think I need a chance to explain myself as pedos should be permabanned, and I'm not one. - -- Gem (talk) 11:55, 23 December 2025 (UTC) 11:55, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

I'm on IRC. Cobblestone (talk) 11:57, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

dates

after the sale kuz became admin on aug 16 2022 I became booru admin, until 3 days after kuz gave the site to doll - -- Gem (talk) 13:24, 23 December 2025 (UTC) 13:24, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

Thank youCobblestone (talk) 14:34, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

read email

GapeNewell (talk) 20:07, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

Redirect requests

Can we redirect the following pages:

• 764 to Failtroll#764
• Atomwaffen to either Branigger or Operation Kikewaffen

Also, inb4 I get accused of being a failtroll, I only added these to the failtroll list because they already have redirects, and if we are avoiding discussing these groups at all the redirects should be deleted too. RetardedESLjeet (talk) 21:46, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

Okay if we're just deleting these, delete O9A as well RetardedESLjeet (talk) 21:59, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

Real-life 'p oldfag quote

There seems to be a quote in the Oldfag template taken from real-life 'p, the "USB Line" one. Encyclopedia Dramatica states it's from a real-life 'p video from 420chan, the quote's a "meme" from 420chan? (fuck's sake). Please remove it. ~Chud2684 (talk) 23:22, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

done North (talk) 23:24, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

Portal:SNCA

I've gemmed it up a bit, can you add it on Main Page/Portals? North (talk) 00:17, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

I'll have to revise it first because it doesn't match the "Soy" theme on the other portals. I'll also probably get rid of its retroslop theme and come up with something else. There's also the question of whether we even want to feature SNCA on the main page. Finally, I'll have to rework its poor categorization because currently "Misc" is the biggest category. In a highly heterogenous group, it's better to just categorize alphabetically. Cobblestone (talk) 00:46, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

understood North (talk) 00:49, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

How do you become a janitor here in the ‘Ki?

I really wanna sign up for being a janitor here in the ‘Ki because I feel pretty good here unlike the ‘ru with the namegod drama (jubille has an alt and hes now an approved even doe he got banned GEG) so how do I become a janitor

Suzed (talk) 13:09, 24 December 2025 (UTC)Suzed

You just edit normally and when I need a new janny, I'll hire them. There's no guarantee though, because the wiki doesn't need many jannies to run. Cobblestone (talk) 13:16, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

Prepare to eat hot pockets when you get hired. Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 16:09, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

that one ukroswine and third soysurgency

is there any evidence of (((that one hohligger))) being behind these threads? https://archive.ph/Dj8kR https://archive.ph/i5Kq7 was checking the third niggerwargency page today and got confused when i was reading the history

Not really cause the threads all got pruned by now Cobblestone (talk) 19:09, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

so technically the allegations aren't based on anything?

Based on Mustard who can see everything and knows everything Cobblestone (talk) 19:27, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

well looks like mustard doesn't know shit because im the op of those threads and im not even in the same ip range as that negro

I'm not talking about the htsmcord threads you posted. I'm talking about the existence of a mousegram and whatever Cobblestone (talk) 19:51, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

This is what Mustard said precisely: . Cobblestone (talk) 19:53, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

ok then >soyteens decided to target HTSM and got falseflagged by a ban evader

how can it possibly be a falseflag if even their raid thread is still up on their site

Might want to edit that bit to say that the HTSM part was real then Cobblestone (talk) 20:17, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

thx my nigga

btw just noticed how the last two edits on that page were made by chuds with no contribs anywhere but on that same page. totally not a damage control operation geg

Quality Check

So basically someone put the templates "The bage and sectoin will writted buy ESL" and "This page or section sounds like (((ChatGPT)))" even though i do not see any ESL or potential AI slop on that page, Also here is the page: Boy x Animation

19:07, 24 December 2025 (UTC) AverageSoyjak △ Talk

The page is full of ESL but doesn't read like AI. Cobblestone (talk) 19:09, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

deleted templates

hey cobblestone, i just wanted to see the templates that got deleted previously like branigger, failtroll, etc. i was wondering if you can show me them here because i cant access them anymore. TaklaBabu (talk) 08:33, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Talkback

Resolved. Cobblestone (talk) 19:24, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Question nobody cares about

You seem pretty knowledgeable https://soyjakwiki.org/Artificial_(You)s

On this page it mentions using artificial (you)'s to "throw off your opponent" Since 4cuck doesn't have an autoquote feature, would you say that editing the artificial (you)'s out counts as losing the soyduel

Not sure to be honest. Maybe run a poll on /soy/ and see what soyteens think. Cobblestone (talk) 14:43, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

marge

What exactly User:Soyteen Liker did on that 'cord? I'm not going to the kiwifail --Gembaker (talk) 14:40, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

She pinkpilled a minor into trooning out. Cobblestone (talk) 14:43, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

Question

Why is this "great meme reset" nigger allowed to bot the 'log everyday? Why is he not banned? NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 16:33, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

quote loves dat PPH North (talk) 16:36, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

If he really did love PPH then he wouldn't ban fagbait which generated more PPH and didn't derail every single discussion on the website NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 16:40, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

This bot posts every second doe, that's a lot of PPH North (talk) 16:55, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

The PPH still hasn't hit 4 digit numbers even with him botting NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 17:08, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

What do you mean great meme reset spam. All i see is hanging janny spam on /soy/ AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 17:24, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

Two of my IPs got banned due to ban evaders

Two of IPs my VPN provides got banned because a janny banned a ban evader or two who used the same VPN as i do. I already appealed the ban, don't mirror it here. --Gembaker (talk) 13:18, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

Shemmy link

File:1713598094290.png. No context needed BestKnownForCoal (talk) 17:02, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

accidental approval

I accidentally approved edit 309483, please memoryhole it. North (talk) 20:19, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

Issue with the link to my userpage

When I hover over it it displays my ban from the vlodson page

"User:OPShredder; blocked (infinity) by Cobblestone: Keeps brapping up the page instead of using the detractor perspective. We don't need two pages of the same thing. (9.02d ago)"

Please do something about it OPShredder (talk/death threats) 17:45, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

That's cause you're banned from that page. Cobblestone (talk) 17:45, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

>hating on vlodson North (talk) 17:56, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

Neutraplier on the 'talk

[–] Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 12/28/2025 4:38 PM №87

cobblestone what do you wonder what it would be like if the all the splinters, were just gems instead of brimstone, maybe non-hostile aswell. Just a question i'd like to ask.

▶ North (talk) 22:48, 28 December 2025 (UTC) /Talk Page/ No.88 [Quote]

>using the post template on talk pages
Also I wouldn't ask that question if I were you, it makes you seem suspicious

▶ Chud who cares /Talk Page/ No.89 [Quote]

>cobblestone what do you wonder what it would be like if the all the splinters, were just gems instead of brimstone, maybe non-hostile aswell. Just a question i'd like to ask.

▶ Cobblestone 01:24, 28 December 2025 (UTC) /Talk Page/ No.90 [Quote]

idk

▶ North (talk) 01:28, 29 December 2025 (UTC) /Talk Page/ No.91 [Quote]

also you should unlock the {{Post}} template
If you won't do that at least add some margin underneath each post

▶ Enteryourusername 01:35, 29 December 2025 (UTC) /Talk Page/ No.92 [Quote]

>cobblestone what do you wonder what it would be like if the all the splinters, were just gems instead of brimstone, maybe non-hostile aswell. Just a question i'd like to ask.

▶ Enteryourusername 01:46, 29 December 2025 (UTC) /Talk Page/ No.93 [Quote]

>hey did you just forget to update your heckin’ post numberino? heckin’ unwholesome bro, not cool…..

▶ North (talk) 01:48, 29 December 2025 (UTC) /Talk Page/ No.94 [Quote]

>forgetting to update your heckin' postnumberino
Someone should make a mediawiki extension to make talk pages work like imageboards

▶ Chud Ϫ minutes ago /Talk Page/ No.95 [Quote]

>Someone should make a mediawiki extension to make talk pages work like imageboards
COOBBBBBBBBBBLEE PLEASE DO THIS

▶ Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 12/30/2025 3:03 PM /Talk Page/ No.96 [Quote]

geg
also yeah north, you are right, makes me look like some kind of cordnigger, won't ask a question like this again.

IP address request

Hey, there's currently an ongoing dox thread i made on the meme reset spammer that caused the 4th great soysurgency clitty leakage yadda yadda. https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14603939.html I figured that since you have access to IP's and passwords we could try using those to get closer to their doxes. https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Xxwarrior_burger513xx ^ More specifically, leak ips on this user. Thanks

- Goopz 06:33, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Adding onto this, i have reason to believe that this isn't an actual child. If you find something interesting in a database breach with the password. Leak it.

If this is someone larping as a child (almost perfectly mind you.) Then there's a high chance that this is a pedophile.

- Goopz 06:33, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

User has been obviously ban evading under alt account User:MEME SOLDEIR513333315

- Goopz 07:26, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

BUMP! --𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗵+-÷× 08:20, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

please sneed i need this my 'log is kinda coally ~ TotalNiggerDeath [ talk ] / [ contribs ] @ 17:38, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

I think I should retire

GauntletThrown is leaking too much at me for mistakes I make too often OPShredder (talk/death threats) 09:58, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Just don't spam text templates. North (talk) 10:37, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

About warrior-z

Heres something im not understanding about this absolute sperg, he talks like a gegbull, looks like a gegbull, fuckin BREATHES like a gegbull, so how in the fuck is he a) a gemerald and b) a ‘ru admin? Tf

He kills and rapes cordmonkeys Cobblestone (talk) 15:30, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Refer to Satokofication. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 22:36, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

why is gembaker banned

why Perpetualchange (talk) 21:08, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Banned on Sharty for R1 or R2. I forgot which. Cobblestone (talk) 21:31, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Programming article

Hi man, can that article be subjected to a gemming up campaign and promoted in general so codeGODS help with the "how to learn how to program" section since it kinda lacks info?

Even though you are more than free to add it yourself, but I will see what I can do Fenriris 🐺 02:04, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Thx Fenriris, I would but I'm not really tech savvy (I’m still learning how to use the 'ki geg)

Your welcome, I gemmed it up as best I could. Feel free to take a look Fenriris 🐺 05:04, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Regarding the Ruby rating on the Operation Impish Resolve 'ki page

I was just curious as to how this operation in particular could be bumped up from Ruby to Gem. GeneralAngryjak (talk) 23:08, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

You just replace the RubyShort template with GemShort or GemeraldShort, that's all. Cobblestone (talk) 02:06, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Thank you for that, but I meant in the sense that it had to be earned to be worthy of being upgraded to a gem; like there's some sort of criteria somewhere that needs to be fulfilled. I don't know if other people see it that way, but that's just how I do it. GeneralAngryjak (talk) 03:03, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

There aren't any real criteria (except for those you impose on yourself, I do the same thing). everyone just grades things as they see fit. Cobblestone (talk) 03:04, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Eh, fair enough. GeneralAngryjak (talk) 03:06, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

why was the sncapedia page deleted

Perpetualchange (talk) 04:04, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

update i just saw some of the pages and they linked some banned splinters on there so maybe that's why Perpetualchange (talk) 04:10, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Your correct, that is absolutely the reason why Fenriris 🐺 05:04, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Looks like this was resolved. Cobblestone (talk) 11:27, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

marge, xhey still have some splinters linked Perpetualchange (talk) 16:43, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

alright

Now that i know you were cutebooru, are you actually comfortable with https://soybooru.com/post/view/152541 existing? I can get jannies to take all instances of it down (or you can disapprove it yourself) if you aren't.

- Goopz 06:50, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

No I don't care Cobblestone (talk) 11:27, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

K - Goopz 11:29, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

>Now that i know you were cutebooru, are you actually comfortable with https://soybooru.com/post/view/152541 existing? I can get jannies to take all instances of it down (or you can disapprove it yourself) if you aren't.

>MILADY IS THAT BOORU POST HECKIN DISRESPECTING YOU? I WILL ASK ALL THE TRANNY JANNIES TO REMOVE IT!

YWNBAW

dilate tranny

You just affirmed his preferred gender

- Goopz 12:49, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

he got some poor woman to sign snca for him hes fooling noone

It's a joke right?

The main admin of our wiki isn't actually a pooner right????

help

Im trying to make a version of bounce.css that lets you input a certain amount of seconds of delay before it plays the animation, so you can put multiple of these and make a snake

Should it be a different .css file or the same as bounce.css? Perpetualchange (talk) 18:54, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

I don't think there's a way to enter parameters into css files like you can do with regular templates, so you shouldn't use .css files at all in this case. I would make a template:SnakeBounce and let all the css be inline (instead of class=... you do styles=... and you write all the stuff that was in the class), then you can do parameters normally with 3 curly brackets like any other template to make the delay modular like you want. Cobblestone (talk) 18:58, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

the css isnt taking parameters though its just reading a variable that the template outputs Perpetualchange (talk) 19:58, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

I also wanted to do that with my blink text, but I could not find a way to do it Fenriris 🐺 19:44, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

How To Make A Readable Version?

So basically i have seen some pages with intentional ESL without a readable version so i tried to make a readable version but failed, So how to make a readable version?

AverageSoyjak (talk) 20:54, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

I think most of those pages are still perfectly readable even with the intentional ESL Cobblestone (talk) 20:58, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

whore foid

im gonna put my penis inside you and get you pregnant

100

>creating a bogus 100th topic so you can archive the talkpage again Cobblestone (talk) 19:09, 31 December 2025 (UTC)