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{{CIATip|We did '''NOT''' create Rule34 to lobotomize 'teens into getting [[EPI|EPI'D]] and | {{CIATip|We did '''NOT''' create Rule34 to lobotomize 'teens into getting [[EPI|EPI'D]] and make them weak when socializing; you '''VILL NOT''' investigate this further.}} | ||
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'''Rule 34''' is the go-to website for [[Gooning|chronic gooners]] to find drawn [[porn]] and [[Lolicon|drawn 'p]], which they use as an excuse to justify their pedophilia. | '''Rule 34''' is the go-to website for [[Gooning|chronic gooners]] to find drawn [[porn]] and [[Lolicon|drawn 'p]], which they use as an excuse to justify their pedophilia. | ||
[[Oldfag|If you've been on the internet long enough]], you know that specific [[Soyjak|characters]], [[The Lawnmower Man|franchises]], and even | [[Oldfag|If you've been on the internet long enough]], you know that specific [[Soyjak|characters]], [[The Lawnmower Man|franchises]], and even entirely non-sexual inanimate objects are only popular because they offer plenty of [[Coomers|fanservice]] <sup>(goonslop)</sup>, so it is no surprise that more [[porn]] is made of those things than of others. Out of all that porn, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it is based on, resulting in what we see here. | ||
Since stupid things tend to become part of internet culture, | Since stupid things tend to become part of internet culture, it is only natural for them to have R34. Unfortunately, the people who make it are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (e.g. [[Literally who|Alexreynard]], [[Chris Chan]], [[Literally Who|DBoyWheeler, Eric W. Schwartz, Neomorphasis, Ray Jones, ReZ, and Urd-chan]]); thus, there is often badly made porn of things [[Shit Nobody Cares About|that nobody cares about.]] | ||
On top of their art being an [[Seizure gifs|eyesore]], | On top of their art being an [[Seizure gifs|eyesore]], R34 artists love putting random, unfunny [[List of secret pages|Easter eggs]] in the backgrounds or corners of their porn and 'p, such as random [[TikTok]] stickers or memes, sketches of other characters making goofy faces, and references to [[SNCA]]. Commenters on those posts will still [[Nikocado Avocado|eat it up]] and act like [[Lie|it is the funniest thing of all time]] {{Thoughtext|tho}}. As a result, you will now see a [[Holocaust|million]] posts consisting of 'p with FlightReacts images and LosPollosTV as a hamster pasted on top. | ||
The term "Rule 34" came about in 2003, when [[Literally Who|Peter Morley-Souter]] created a [[toss|webcomic]] in which he saw [['P|porn]] of | The term "Rule 34" came about in 2003, when [[Literally Who|Peter Morley-Souter]] created a [[toss|webcomic]] in which he saw [['P|porn]] of ''Calvin and Hobbes'' and captioned it with the phrase. It was later popularized by [[4cuck]]. Nowadays, the term is also used to make [[safe-edgy]] [[Failtroll|porn references]] and [[EPI|trick unaware children into becoming porn addicts]]. | ||
There are | There are two well-known websites that host Rule 34 content: rule34.xxx and the older, more popular rule34.paheal.net. The former has less drawn 'p, while the latter has far more.{{Note|Yes, there is 'p on both sites, but .paheal.net has much more due to being far less moderated, and it is actually extremely common compared to xheir xister site [[E621.net]].}} | ||
== [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Fun Facts]] == | == [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Fun Facts]] == | ||
{{winraid|title=Cobson iCame™ counter|successreason=Claimed the top spot. Marge LOST}} | {{winraid|title=Cobson iCame™ counter|successreason=Claimed the top spot. Marge LOST}} | ||
[[File:103363 - SoyBooru.mp4|thumb|The rule34cuck song]] | [[File:103363 - SoyBooru.mp4|thumb|The rule34cuck song]] | ||
*[[Marge]] is a fairly popular character in [[Gooning|R34 culture]]. {{Margerald|marge... wtf marge}} | * [[Cobson]] won first place as the "most gooned" character on the site, having an iCame™ count of 823687 after the Sharty's [[raid]] {{cn|He just was, ok?}}. Unfortunately, Rule 34 jannies woke up and removed Cobson from iCame. | ||
* [[Marge]] is a fairly popular character in [[Gooning|R34 culture]]. {{Margerald|marge... wtf marge}} Sexual attraction to [[Simpsons]] characters is a trait found only among subhuman gooners. Shitsons characters are still DISGUSTING, HIDEOUS BRIMSTONE. | |||
*It has been proven beyond even the faintest | * It has been proven beyond even the faintest doubt by fetishists, [[trannies]], [[furries]], [[Babyjak|infantilists]], gooners, and other perverted horndogs in general that the site's popularity resides solely in hosting porn (no shit, nigger), [[Lolicon|lolisho]], and nothing else. [[Shitoko]] has a Rule 34 account called Bonerific. | ||
*{{Glowtext|Pahealniggers | * {{Glowtext|Pahealniggers are rumored to be the ones who uploaded [['o|slopjak porn]] to [[SoyBooru]].}} | ||
*[[BBC]] gets filtered to "British Broadcasting Corporation" and [[Nigger|Nigger/Nigga]] gets filtered to "Attractive and successful African". | * [[BBC]] gets filtered to "British Broadcasting Corporation", and [[Nigger|Nigger/Nigga]] gets filtered to "Attractive and successful African". | ||
*[[Tranny]] gets filtered to "Futa". | * [[Tranny]] gets filtered to "Futa". | ||
*"Underage" is one of the banned words on | * "Underage" is one of the banned words on Rule 34, [[Even though|even though]] {{Lockedtext|there is porn of underage characters regardless of this.}} | ||
*Thankfully, [[Internet Archive]] {{Keyedtext|blacklisted both | * Thankfully, the [[Internet Archive]] {{Keyedtext|blacklisted both Rule 34 sites from the}} [[Archiving|Gayback Machine]].<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250000000000*/rule34.paheal.net</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250000000000*/rule34.xxx</ref> | ||
== Slopjak incident == | == Slopjak incident == | ||
{{winraid|title=The slopjak incident|successreason=Gooners got owned cuz they look like that and say that GEEEEEEEG}} | {{winraid|title=The slopjak incident|successreason=Gooners got owned cuz they look like that and say that GEEEEEEEG}} | ||
On July 24, 2025, a lone slopjak (one of the | On July 24, 2025, a lone slopjak (one of the highest-resolution ones, with a huge file size) was scraped onto rule34.xxx by a bot and mindbroke the gooner natives.<ref>https://archive.ph/NZEcE</ref> [[Doctos|Some gooned to it]]{{Note|Though I'm pretty sure the guy who said he gooned to it 50 times was just shitposting}}, some [[GEG]]ged, and [[Marge|some were confused]]. | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
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* [[Minus8]] | * [[Minus8]] | ||
* [[Madjerk]] | * [[Madjerk]] | ||
{{Notelist}} | {{Notelist}} | ||
{{Reflist}} | {{Reflist}} | ||
{{Internet}} | {{Internet}} | ||
[[Category:Boorus]] | [[Category:Boorus]] | ||
Revision as of 13:28, 29 July 2026
These people are GOONERS!Xey have a severe porn addiction induced by years of being terminally online clittycels
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILESYou can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and
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† God wouldn't approve of Rule 34... †Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.
Rule 34 is the go-to website for chronic gooners to find drawn porn and drawn 'p, which they use as an excuse to justify their pedophilia.
If you've been on the internet long enough, you know that specific characters, franchises, and even entirely non-sexual inanimate objects are only popular because they offer plenty of fanservice (goonslop), so it is no surprise that more porn is made of those things than of others. Out of all that porn, the quality of some of it ends up exceeding the quality of the thing it is based on, resulting in what we see here.
Since stupid things tend to become part of internet culture, it is only natural for them to have R34. Unfortunately, the people who make it are the same unfunny, untalented idiots who popularized them in the first place (e.g. Alexreynard, Chris Chan, DBoyWheeler, Eric W. Schwartz, Neomorphasis, Ray Jones, ReZ, and Urd-chan); thus, there is often badly made porn of things that nobody cares about.
On top of their art being an eyesore, R34 artists love putting random, unfunny Easter eggs in the backgrounds or corners of their porn and 'p, such as random TikTok stickers or memes, sketches of other characters making goofy faces, and references to SNCA. Commenters on those posts will still eat it up and act like it is the funniest thing of all time tho. As a result, you will now see a million posts consisting of 'p with FlightReacts images and LosPollosTV as a hamster pasted on top.
The term "Rule 34" came about in 2003, when Peter Morley-Souter created a webcomic in which he saw porn of Calvin and Hobbes and captioned it with the phrase. It was later popularized by 4cuck. Nowadays, the term is also used to make safe-edgy porn references and trick unaware children into becoming porn addicts.
There are two well-known websites that host Rule 34 content: rule34.xxx and the older, more popular rule34.paheal.net. The former has less drawn 'p, while the latter has far more.[a]
Fun Facts
- Cobson won first place as the "most gooned" character on the site, having an iCame™ count of 823687 after the Sharty's raid [He just was, ok?]. Unfortunately, Rule 34 jannies woke up and removed Cobson from iCame.
- Marge is a fairly popular character in R34 culture. [marge... wtf marge] Sexual attraction to Simpsons characters is a trait found only among subhuman gooners. Shitsons characters are still DISGUSTING, HIDEOUS BRIMSTONE.
- It has been proven beyond even the faintest doubt by fetishists, trannies, furries, infantilists, gooners, and other perverted horndogs in general that the site's popularity resides solely in hosting porn (no shit, nigger), lolisho, and nothing else. Shitoko has a Rule 34 account called Bonerific.
- Pahealniggers are rumored to be the ones who uploaded slopjak porn to SoyBooru.
- BBC gets filtered to "British Broadcasting Corporation", and Nigger/Nigga gets filtered to "Attractive and successful African".
- Tranny gets filtered to "Futa".
- "Underage" is one of the banned words on Rule 34, even though there is porn of underage characters regardless of this.🔒
- Thankfully, the Internet Archive blacklisted both Rule 34 sites from the🗝️ Gayback Machine.[1][2]
Slopjak incident
The slopjak incident was a Sharty winraid.Reason for victory: Gooners got owned cuz they look like that and say that GEEEEEEEG
On July 24, 2025, a lone slopjak (one of the highest-resolution ones, with a huge file size) was scraped onto rule34.xxx by a bot and mindbroke the gooner natives.[3] Some gooned to it[b], some GEGged, and some were confused.
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