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Number: (03) 5024 8454  
Number: (03) 5024 8454  


Address: <s>2-4 The Cobb and Co Way, Gol Gol NSW 2738</s> Forget this, we got another address
Address: 7 Riverside Quay, Melbourne


7 Riverside Quay, Melbourne





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WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILEYou can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and ordering 'za to xis house
Pedo-meter 3000:
>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN!
This person is a GOONER!Xe has a severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
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Pyrocynical is related to Der 'Cord19:52Don't trustgroomnick changemutekickbanDMcrushspeechbubble any kittenwaifufemboyminorfurrysatanistgoonerbelugacuck (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p.
This person is a furry btw, if that matters

Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.


Pyrocynical aka Niall Anthony Murphy aka Nigger Murphoid is a prominent youtuber from the UK who makes Video Essays and slop content, he is a proud gooner and crossdresser with a disgusting fat furry fart fetish, he was almost outed as a groomer because he had erotic fetish roleplay with a minor called Ivory on der' cord, Template:Antimattertext The most vocal person that would bring this out of just Kiwifarms discussion was Turkey Tom, a video essay/commentaryslop video maker, who released 3 videos[1][2][3] about this topic, and the backlash by Pyrocynical fans would be so overwhelming that he'd have to leave the internet for months to wait for the dislike bombing and spam comments to stop. When the first videos came out it was somewhat positively received but the other people showing him support would later retract it when the backlash started coming in.

Btw Pyro pronounces cut as "coot", so you know he's an absolute tranny

Pyrocynical has used downplaying and plausible deniability to avoid claims made about him, despite him clearly knowing the age and intending the meet up at an event (For sex). There is evidence to show he was aware of the age difference and has shown a repeated behavior of messaging young fans and artists in a sexual way essentially fetishmining (The act of Template:Singularitytext)[4] He also tried to have a relationship with a 15 year old French girl[5] and after people found out he backed out to not compromise his career. She went onto be groomed, abused and statutorily raped by his friend and fellow content creator called Ancient Reality, which he tried to wipe all the information about him away but was later found out to be on a new channel called "Prince of Zimbabwe" where he made cringe woahjack videos[6] and he hasn't uploaded since 2019. Pyrocynical has also been basically trooning out on stream for views and he's a massive faggot.

Ivory saying he's a minor

FULL DOX

  • Name: Niall Anthony Murphy
  • Date of Birth: 1997-05-14

Someone needs to dox Trooncynical

The dox from before is outdated, as Brapcynical is now living in Australia. Someone needs to find where he lives and update this article.

POTENTIAL new dox (Not fully sure if true yet, but MIGHT be legit)

Number: (03) 5024 8454

Address: 7 Riverside Quay, Melbourne



Again, just so we're clear, it's not confirmed, (You) VVILL verify these both and/or add on to this 'ox with new info, you can also find his public records and phone number if they ever update. at https://personlookup.com.au/

Niall's house, it must be depressing living in such a desolate piece of shit house
Epic Glowrald secret Operation

Gallery

Conspiracy Theories & Speculation

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.
  • It is rumored that Pyrocynical's group of friends was operating a grooming ring and Pyrocynical and Ancient reality were not the only two engaging in this behavior.

Pyrojak

Pyrocynical is a DEAD VARIANTThis soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it.

Pyrocynical got forced by a soyteen after he enacted a very autistic freakout from a jumpscare on the horror game he was playing or something when he was live. The 'za was delivered not long after the freakout.




Pedo apologists:

believe it or not, some nusoigabagloobaschukas are fucking OBSSESSED with derailing threads about pyro, because somehow. He ''apologised'' and ''everybody forgave him'' and ''its dead drama'' (niggerbabble, evenDOE its just one singular doxlee (A couple other people too, but mainly the one obsessed doxlee)

>Best way to deal with xhem o algo

just fucking ignore them geg.

You can also bait xhem extremely easily geg.

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