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Npestajak
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 Npestajak is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
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Npestajak, or simply 'pesta, is a Soyjak variant based on the Npesta scream after beating Kenos on Geometry Dash. It is often used to mock and soyquote chuds due to his expression of panic. It is also used to mock soyboys when ze new product comes out. The 'jak was created during Brimstone Winter to try and win the competition.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
The soyjak has been the result of catty spamming from a Chud for 3 days on /soy/ between Jan 13-15th 2024, albeit the catty spam was done by manually soyquoting 'teens with the original Npestajak and variants of Npestajak. This has caused many 'teens to see this variant as Brimstone.
Cobbert-Npestajak War[edit | edit source]
'pesta and Cobbert posters have been known to soyduel with eachother to try and prove what soyjak is gemmier and what one is coaler. The first competition was to reach 20 posts on the 'ru first, sadly Cobbert reached 20 posts first in a very slight post count however le heckin' numbers are rigged or something like that, therefore 'pesta WABAG
Disputed status as a gem[edit | edit source]
Despite the soyjak being hijacked by catty wipers, the soyjak has some gem qualities.
- He has a beard, albeit too thin
- He has glasses
- He has an open mouth with no teeth due to constant product consuming
- He has a bald head, which happened due to his lack of testosterone.
- He is aliased
- He stole Endchan's /agatha2/ 60000th GET
- HWABAG
Nupesta[edit | edit source]
Literally just 'pesta but redone and gemmier. He also cameoed on SPVA.
Nu-Nupesta[edit | edit source]
Literally just 'nupesta but redone and gemmier. It is also rumored that it was made by the same teen who made Cobbert.
Nupairy[edit | edit source]
In response to 'pesta spam, brimjakkers decided to turn 'pesta into a fairyjak as it was a popular trend during Brimstone Winter 2024.
