CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Smuglet
Smuglet is a nuvariant that has quickly become widely hated due to its association with lolicon. Initially posted by some literal who, the post was considered adorable by some users, while others disliked it.
It was then largely forced by a namefag, Finocide, and has been posted over 100 times by other users, and baiters within the span of a few weeks despite being near-universally hated. The variant was traced from the namefag Macaroni's profile picture, which is part of a tranime art trend called "Mutsuki Face" depicting characters of all ages in a chibiesque style; it comes from the jartypedololicuck """game""" Blue Archive, which is itself infamous for its pedophile fanbase and frequent inclusion of lolicon. Keep in mind for later that the character from Macaroni's profile picture looks very much underage in official art.
On June 26, 2026, a nigger called funkydealer was banned by Warrior-Z for uploading a picture of the variant with a BBC in its mouth
Reception
Smuglet is widely despised for the aforementioned reasons, mainly for being a pedophilic variant traced from a pedophilic gacha game, and obviously for being NAS and tranime. The variant is defended by the worst baiters, spammers, and degenerates in SoyBooru, and it further cemented the reputation of the whole website when it got unbanned, and it got wordfiltered by "thing that makes my clitty leak" (as if clitty leaking about pedophiles was a bad thing). By far one of the most brimstone NAS ever made; however, it cannot be considered poopson due to lacking any IAS features to be considered a soyjak variant.
Gallery
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TRVTHNVKE explaining smuglet's origins
